Why the fuck do people masturbate to cartoons? I don't understand why people do it. Is it a mental illness?
If you masturbate to anime you must admit that it is degenerate bullshit. If you find the shows entertaining, whatever, but masturbating to it is weird and probably damages your brain.
I feel very disgusted if someone is sexually attracted to a cartoon character.
Masturbation is mental illness.
preach matey
fukn pathetic that people jack their dick to fuckin cartoons......... literally wht the fuck
/r/ is that way ->
>>70397752
Circumcision will cure it..... Oh wait it doesn't.
th..th..thanks Dr kelloggs
>>70397776
>this poster is a vaginal Jew in disguise
Nice try Laronda but you won't get to steal my essence, I gave it to the snek
>>70397752
masturbation is a lot more pretty than menstruating lets face it women pretty much get shafted when it comes to getting off by themselves but this is counter-balanced by the fact that women put little 2 no effort into getting a dick in their funhole
>>70397910
why is the male beauty standard in asia so effeminate?
the Japanese used to fierce and now they are beta as fuck.
>>70397910
dude fkn jackin ur pin dick off to floor tiles is less pathetic than fkn cartoons... get a life m8
>>70397672
its pretty much a fetish thing i usually watch regular porn but if im feeling adventurous or want something different ill go reed some douhjins with crazy kinks
if you haven't busted a nut to a jab comix you haven't lived
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVUOvHYv3ME
>>70397672
Why the fuck do people post on /pol/ about people masturbating to cartoons? I don't understand why people do it. Is it a mental illness?
If you post on /pol/ about masturbating to anime you must admin that it is degenerate bullshit. If you find the threads entertaining, whatever, but posting on /pol/ about masturbating to it is weird and probably damages your brain.
I feel very disgusted if someone is posting on /pol/ about their feelings towards people sexually attracted to a cartoon character.
>>70398127
fuck off retard
>>70397910
>you will never have a passionate hours-long love making session with a snek who loves you more than anything
>>70397672
Why do you think so much about guys having a wank to cartoons?
I'm guessing this is what you want?
every1 clam down
masturbation is perfectly fine as long as ur not menstruating about it literally and physically
>>70398193
Why do people post on /pol/ "fuck off retard"
Is it a mental illness?
>stop liking what I don't like the thread
I literally can't think of any other reason why someone would make a thread like this.
>>70398008
America killed the men.
Don't worry I have more.
>>70397910
Japan please explain to us, why did you allow your race to become so sexually extinct?
Don't you want children? Don't you realize you can't really love a cartoon character?
Your 3DPD memes don't stand up to the reality that you're a human being and will want human contact from time to time.
>>70398025
ehh, idk man. it seems so weird to be attracted to cartoons.
>>70398014
this, a man should be less ashamed of humping his floor or something than masturbating to japanese cartoons
>>70398252
you should be ashamed of yourself for saving those retarded jpgs. it's a damn cartoon.
>>70398253
i only tolerate you in the Trump threads cause you add to the memes
>>70397672
Nice leaf.
>>70398014
>don't jack to floor tiles either goyboy
get the fuck out you roastieeeeeeeeee
>>70397752
Not masturbating is also a mental illness.
>>70398328
but this effeminacy is all over north east asia.
Not out yet
>>70397672
Most Hentai is drawn on a very low budget and don't even know how someone can fap to it. Then again I'm not some weeaboo faggot
Usually it feels much less degenerate actually than 3D porn. With 3D porn it's always in the back of your mind that this is some whore that is being paid to fuck on camera. With anime, you can find ecchi stuff of a character you like, and it could be pretty tame. So it's actually far less degenerate if you let it be.
Masturbation this days is a sin to the soul as there is a 90% chance of getting you addicted to porn whether 3d or 2d is irrelevant, its like a drug, you need to learn some self control to over come this sin, to not masturbate and stay in control of your arousal is like being a fucking king achieving something that few have mastered, even Kings of God like King David fell for a nude married women and couldn't control his lust thus killed his husband to have sex with her..
I love my waifu desu senpaitachi. I just wish I could be with her.
>>70397910
MAGA cap that bitch
>>70397672
>is it a mental illness?
yes
4chan
>Against weebs
Where do you guys think you are?
>>70397672
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theory_of_Forms
Somewhat related to this.
>>70398355
Leaf-kun~
I know you just made a thread because you want us to post lewds~
You don't have to throw weak baits around~
>>70398320
>>70398319
>>70398237
one of my friends showed me hentai cartoons and told me he thinks they're cute and sexy. i was very weirded out by this, wondered what happened to my friend to cause him to stoop to this degeneracy. he sent me this disgusting pic of some cartoon girl with pepto bismo
>>70398328
>>70398008
this. I also wonder if nuclear radiation beta-fied the men.
>>70398368
lol, so beta males even drew pictures of fucking women while the alphas fucked their harems all day. i bet the faggot who drew this had his genetic line end.... with himself! L O L
>>70398428
same
>>70397672
>unironically fapping to cuck-pov 3dpd porn
I bet you like prepping bulls as well.
>>70397672
>If you masturbate to anime you must admit that it is degenerate bullshit
t. 4chan
>>70398379
>tfw I'm more excited by the background than the girls
it's beautiful
Interesting discussion.
>>70398565
come on.
that is just shit.
People get sexually aroused by ideas all the time. I don't see 2D arousal that strange.
>>70398445
i like amateur porn because it's more real, people fucking cause they want to
>>70398478
lol
>>70398528
>lewds
honest
it would be nicer if you guys posted actual chicks tbqh
>>70397672
The Japs have created perfection. They have it down to a science. 3D women just can't compete.
>>70398536
you sound like a female.
post tits or gtfo
I mean, who would EVER want to fap to real people when you can fap to godly 2D~?
>>70398528
I would a Suika.
>>70398536
This isn't anime because they don't sell pepto bismo in Japan, it must be some kind of Chinese Canadian fake
>>70398690
Who wouldn't~!
>>70398664
oh mama!
Boy I sure love all this political discussion. Great topic OP.
can't you guys at least fetishize asian women instead or something? it's more socially acceptable
>>70398650
>wanting to see man breasts
lol
>>70398648
this is why Japan will go extinct. Soon the government will need to bring in immigrants to fertilize the lonely young Jap women who's male counterparts are too busy playing video games and masturbating to cartoons.
>>70398617
Yes this is a nice picture but it doesn't make me think "I want to be in that grave"
But living in the house in the other pic looks like fun
>>70398767
Reimu. She's a dumb bitch though. More drunk loli-oni for the rest of us.
why not both?
>>70398832
jap women only want guys that are tall, have money, and will give them their paycheck.
japs women have no desire for poor dark skin turd worlders.
and outliers do not count.
>>70398864
I wonder why that is...
>>70398832
>fetus hung fails ponies
good goy pinoy
>>70398909
is it true that most japanese men in their 20s are virgins? whenever i think japan i think >infertile manlet
>>70398779
Sexualise the awoo~!
>>70398832
Real people are gross man, 2D is superior, deal with it leaf~!
>>70398891
I think it's the other way around, noone wants to fuck Reimu, that's why she's such a huge cunt.
>>70398832
>"it's more socially acceptable"
>says while fapping to LITERAL cuck-pov porn
>>70398355
A FUCKING LEAF
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>>70399073
tf is wrong with pov
i guess i will never understand disgusting anime fetishists. maybe for the better.
>>70399142
The pov of the audience in 3dpd porn is that of the cuck, watching with his dick in his hands as the bull fucks the girl.
>>70399142
oh nothing, you can be a cuck all you want, as long as you don't force other to become cucks like you.
>>70399053
>noone wants to fuck Reimu
She must be jealous of Marisa's mad pussy game.
>>70399146
Stop lying.
You just made this thread because you wanted us to post lewds for you to fap to.
I've seen it happen again and again.
Next time, just ask and anon will surely deliver~!
>>70399289
how popular is anime in greece?
>Son you must masturbate now
>what do you pick
>disgusting Jew porn
>or
>less disgusting Chinese cartoons
I miss the time I could fap only with imagination desu
>>70399146
When you stop trying to understand each of them, you'll understand all of them all.
The thing I don't get is, all the good quality hentai is censored.
How do you masturbate to that, or do you people masturbate to hentai pictures? I want to learn.
>>70399411
Yeah.
>>70399379
>all of them all.
>>70398832
VR will make reproduction and copulation obsolete, get with the program leaf.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIl2-5f8NTo
>>70399473
It's late. I hit the wrong number.
>>70399336
Shounen and general mainstream stuff are really popular even among normalfags.
Not that many true weebs though.
>>70399524
what is your favorite anime?
pic related is mine
>>70398445
It's only for left brain gods like myself to script a tantric interdimensional love epic
Your opinion is correct
t. Nehiyaw patriot
Be based familia
>>70399590
Kuso Miso Technique
whatever makes your willy silly
>>70399590
Propably LOGH. I loved literally every aspect of it.
>>70399388
anime yes is mostly censored, though you can find many older hentai series that have no censorship, I personally prefer doujinshis because in hentai anime there's little to nothing emotional immersion and it gets boring after a while.
>>70399495
>dubs
>>70399524
Tip: No anime is popular among normalfags. Period. Ever. Not even slightly interested. In any of it. None of us. To watch, fap to, look at, talk about, or even see out the corner of our eye. We, normalfags, do not care about anime at all, and never, never will. Everyone interested in anime even slightly, for any reason, is either a child, or a weird adult we do not associate with. Ever.
Enjoy. And stay away from us.
>>70399590
Manyuu Hikenchou
>>70399885
>implying that is even true
>>70399885
>being this proud of being a normalfag on 4chan
Never thought I'd see the day.
Because my dog is a the intellectual equivalent of a nigger and cannot consent.
>>70399885
You just saw the thread dying down and you hadn't fapped yet with what was posted and you wanted me to post more?
Is that it?
I'm surprised this is even a question. Cartoons are fappable because theyre not real and thus they can be the perfect porn. No fetish is taboo and real people are not getting hurt. The art might be shit and unattractive but if you can set the scenario to be erotic you will have no problem fapping unless you have a boner disease or something.
Also I'm disappointed that no one has posted any fatalpulse because I'm pretty sure he browses /pol/.
>>70397672
The only degenerate thing to fap to is scat, everything else is fine.
And I mean EVERYTHING.
>>70400014
I want you to post more. Touhou is my fetish.
>>70399337
>not being able to fap to imagination
is this some kind of low libido meme?
>>70399496
Eww
I would prefer to have children with an intelligent, beautiful woman and teach them wholesome Christian values.
>>70399885
This. When people start talking about watching anime all I can think is "shouldn't you have grown out of that crap as a teen?"
>>70399981
typical permamanchild
>>70400036
Fatalpulse just makes rape and ntr. Not my speed familia.
>>70400106
Sure, why not~!
>>70400122
My waifu is a Christian too. Pic related.
She helped me see Jesus' light.
real girls are ugly
>>70400215
Thank you Greece-kun.
>>70400122
> the reply to everyone leaf
Cut that shit out you fucking cuck. My first and last (you).
>>70397672
you gay or something
>>70397910
>tfw no lamia waifu to love me and hug me when I'm sad
Better be quick with that VR and those gynoids, tojo, I'm dying here.
>>70400271
This man speaks truth!
Sorry but it just makes me penis feel good.
>>70398565
wow, Im not the only one...
>>70400122
>it's a cucknada shitpost episode
>>70400372
Except these days it's every episode.
>>70399746
>>70399590
LoGH is the only non-degenerate anime.
>>70400328
>girls
I've read that one you filthy liar degenerate trash
>>70400232
>She helped me see
>that waifu
>see
>>70400358
Which 2hu has the biggest bush?
>>70400411
That's up to how you interpret degeneracy.
Way I see it, no such thing as a degenerate anime!
>>70400510
Metaphorical my Italian friend
>>70400530
Goddamnit I just fapped
>>70400532
C-can you post some yaoi Greece-kun?..
>>70397672
It's not degeneracy, it's the reaction to degeneracy.
It's interesting that even the most disgusting hardhore hentai usually takes place in a world of innocence. Even in a world of horrific rape monsters, at least people are worth something.
3D porn is degeneracy, it represents the real world as something worthwhile.
>>70400232
>2011 +5
>not accecpting armless empress is best girl
>>70400532
when the roman empire fell the countrymen masturbated alone to epigraphs not dissimilar to this
ironic, the greeks had a decline very similar. seems they never got out of it
>>70399824
they confuse me, sometimes you're supposed to read from left to right and sometimes from right to left and sometimes from right to left up and down or some shit
feels bad man
>>70400520
That's a hard question to answer.
>>70400650
Sorry, not into that. Futa on female is as far as I go! Well, the occasional trap doesn't hurt if the art is really cute, but I got none of that saved either.
>>70397672
People have masturbating to drawings for millennia lad, it's patrician.
>>70397672
I masturbate to ponies every day with my bad dragon horse pussy
>>70400725
Fuck off canadian retard.
>>70398832
Wtf? Thats my friend Abi
>>70397672
You dont have the answers to life, ever give that a thought?
>>70400777
It's a very important question though.
>>70397672
In my country all women are kept for the upper class of society so what do you expect me to do?
>>70400769
japanese manga is all from right to left (both pages and text), only western comics and sometimes manga localizations can be right to left, I don't read them though, almost all my source material is fan-translated because I download it almost as soon as it's released in japan, localizations can take years.
>>70400122
>>70399885
what fucking fags.
i really pity you sort of people. "oh man, medium XYZ is totally for children. shouldn't you have grown out of that?"
i remember hearing members of my family say that shit to my dad when he was talking about how cool Final Fantasy 7 was. people say that shit about comic books and shit too. man, some graphic novels are fucking AWESOME. the art, the writing. i remember some literal queer in grad school looking down on me for having a copy of Watchmen, Tank Girl, & Walking Dead. come the fuck on. it's a medium. if it's good, it's good. oh, what's that. Walking Dead became totally acceptable when it became a primetime marketing property? please.
same with anime. you don't have to be a weeb to appreciate shit that's good. Miyazaki's Steamboy? Akira? Ninja Scroll? Fist of the North Star? I remember hearing about this "anime and videogames are for children" bullshit from a girl who loved 50 Shades and Pretty Little Liars. Come the fuck on. If you can't appreciate a good work because you are so sensitive that you have been shamed into thinking it's "uncool", you're a fucking sensitive.
"VIDEO GAMES ARE FOR MANCHILDREN" meemee
BRB, I'm going to go play Rainbow 6 Siege with my 60-year old dad.
>>70401165
the only good thing you listed was Akira
>>70397672
>hey there's a fantasy medium that does cool and weird shit not seen in real life
>NO! BAD!
Literally who cares? Hentai, furry, rule 34 is all the same anyways. Just crazy shit used to feed your fantasies of seeing that chick naked.
>>70401165
>emember hearing members of my family say that shit to my dad when he was talking about how cool Final Fantasy 7 was.
I'm.... sorry.
>>70397672
I just finished furiously masturbating to superior furry porn.
>>70400650
I got some of that too.
I like hentai because every sex fantasy that I ever had in grade school exists in hentai form. Shit like getting frozen in time and feeling the chicks up and being invisible.
>>70401239
sry. im not that well versed in anime. i just know that you don't have to be a triple-necked folded steel katana wielding neckbeard to appreciate a well told story with original artistry.
ghost in the shell?
>>70397672
>Why the fuck do people masturbate to cartoons?
a form of brain damage that's common with all fetishists
>>70397672
I used to be able to but now I just find it to funny but I miss it tbqhf
>>70401988
>Falla
A degenerate after my own heart.
>>70397672
It's about as bad as regular porn.
I have sex dreams. Does that make me degenerative?
>>70398646
>i like amateur porn because it's more real, people fucking cause they want to
You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Do you really think this?
Amateur porn is filled with lonely girls who can't make rent, so they sell their pussy on camera for a quick 300 bucks. Many amateur porn stars regret the decision immensely after they've gone through with it.
The suicide rate in the porn industry is through the fucking roof. I seriously can' understand how you could be this autistic.
How can I NOT find this hot. LOOK at her!
>>70400530
this doujin really is a god's gift to us
>>70403256
I've lost count how many doujins I've said that for.
>>70397672
Porn is porn. At least it teaches what to look for. It is a little terrifying thinking about the artists of these being male 99% of the time though.
>>70403361
lost count
denbts
joke
>>70403598
the producers of regular porn are also male and they're also kikes
Anyone else upset that no one can draw cartoon feets to be on par with real life feet?
>>70397672
Honestly I find H lolis and traps very attractive, but I've had to go away from it to advance more in my life. It's the same with video games, except I don't like video games at all because they pretty much almost destroyed me.
inb4
>self control meme
Yeah whatever, I'm just better off without either vidya or H.
>>70403810
What do you do now with all the extra time spent not playing vidya?
I waste at least 3 hours per day playing...
>>70397672
Because they are so perfect.
2D feet > 3D feet tbqh
>>70402503
>tfw 2D porn is the only ethical porn
>>70397672
>2016
>not masturbating to anime
what a faggot
>>70404015
*or 3D rendered, but same diff
>>70404015
>some of your supporters are going to be having Oculus Rifts and sponges packed in tubes lubed up for this bunny
>>70397672
>Not masturbating to 2D perfection
OP confirmed raging faggot.
>>70403962
No way desu
Show me 2d feets anywhere near as good
>Latina feets for comparison
>bait thread
>no hmanga dump
Come on every board at least has one dump thread once in a while
>>70397672
Either they watch a lot of regular anime or dissociation, the latter being when you find that you cannot relate to the real world you seek something which sates your sexual desires in a way that you don't have to confront those issues. If you carry a lot of negative association to regular women or whatever, then you'll seek your desire for such in a way you don't have to deal with that.
Pretty simple m8.
>>70404115
Thats just the problem though, 2D is TOO perfect, making you unattracted to actual women...
>>70404172
What if I don't watch anime but still masturbate to hentai?
>>70403884
I read books, go out, have been drawing much more, and have been more involved in church. I've always been good about gym, but that can be done while being a video game autist.
It became easier when I stopped H dojins. I just stopped wanting to play video games. It was almost like a trigger in me went off when I denied myself fapping. Maybe it's kinda like a drug to keep you low energy or something lmao.
>>70404015
>>70404048
>>70404115
Gas yourself, faggot kikes. You are contributing to the downfall of the west through defeneracy. You are not doing anything good or worth bragging about. You would all be in camps right now if it weren't for the faggot kike government.
>>70404215
I've actually never masturbated to real sex in my whole life. Nothing can beat 2D.
>>70403598
There are many many many female hentai artists
You would be surprised
I've met a few of the girls who draw the backgrounds
>>70403810
Probably you didn't find those things attractive from the get go. It was a process of falling deeper into degeneracy. So good for you for putting and end to it.
>>70403884
Well that's the best part of it.
I was used to play 5 hours of LoL per day. Maybe even more on weekends. Online games destroyed me completely.
It's perfect now because I have no pressure to make that time worth because I know that anything that's not 5 hours of addictive gaming is alredy an upgrade. Some days I tend to read books, work out, volunteer and taking courses to improve my working skills. I still waste some time on the internet and such but it's like an hour or two and only some days.
>>70403800
Wokada
Also search pixiv for 裸足裏
>>70404273
>church
>reading
I thought these were just memes.
>>70404335
I read strait porn from a female artist the other day for the first time ever. It was the cutest thing ever. Do all female artist write adorable porn?
>>70404333
No way, when did you start?
>>70404327
You seem upset.
>>70404462
Actually female artists tend to draw the really fucked up stuff.
They draw cute boy gay love stuff, but also draw the girl raped by huge retard stuff, since it's one of those fantasies many women have, like how lots of men for some reason apparently want to fuck a big snake woman who crushes them slowly
>>70404589
At 18.
Started looking at doujinshi when I was like 11 though.
3D are usually roasties or have wrinkles and shit. Not to mention all of the obviously fake, over-the-top moaning in most 3D porn.
Fucking disgusting to be quite honest with you, fampai.
>>70404775
Literally how? Are you a girl?
>>70404375
I put well over 6,000 hours into different video games, and have about 80gb of anime H doujins/manga saved. I didn't even fap to it all, but honestly I'd if given the chance to go into an anime world would in a split second. The thing is you have to realize it will never be real and you're making real life worse than it already is. I was and am still disgusted with myself, however at least I'm not doing it anymore, and am improving myself.
>>70404420
>American
>Education
I realized from an early age (5th grade?) that school was a steaming pile of shit and decided to educate myself on matters regarding politics, religion, humanities, etc. I am well conflicted with church however as it does have a lot more than what Christians realize, aswell as it being sketchy in some regards.
>>70404809
>watching production bullshit when you could be watching amateur
Stick to your sheep sub-Australia
>>70404728
That's too bad, I could really get used to all that adorable sex. It was a genderbender doujinshi so I guess that explains why it was so cute.
Also yes to your other question.
>>70402503
basically this and even if you watch pure amateur porn
The couple isn't gonna film themselves procreating; they'll do some nasty shit
>>70404327
Chill out, brah. Look at some cute anthro girls.
>>70399146
Christ, that cunt's ugly.
>>70404906
Ok, that makes sense since it's very rare for boys not to start doing it at the start of puberty, and if a teenage boy doesn't do it he'll end up ejaculating in his sleep all the time which is kind of a problem.
There are lots of cute romance sex things if you like that, yaoi or boys' love is a big genre for women and there is straight stuff by women aimed at women too, it's just usually not in the same magazines as the shitting dicknipples porn that people on 4chan like
>>70398008
Because their men are all pussy cucks. So effeminate is all the women have to choose from. Why do you think they run to the first gaijin that walks through the door when they see him?
>>70398832
more like japanese men are too fucking exhausted to bond with their wives after 12 hours of work and 2 hours of commute every day
>>70405329
>and if a teenage boy doesn't do it he'll end up ejaculating in his sleep all the time which is kind of a problem.
Not fapping = make a mess of your PJs and linens, have uncomfortable sexual dreams that you can't control
Fapping = clean, hygenic, and you can fap to whatever images or thoughts you want
You're body is going to eliminate unused semen no matter what, so you might as well do it the fun way instead of manstrating.
>>70397910
Somebody will post that webm eventually.
>>70405329
I'm actually really into BL, but even then I've never seen something as cute as that. BL porn usually isn't very cute in doujinshi, and in manga it's a few vague panels that don't have much going on.
I'll definitely have to look more into strait porn made by/for women.
>>70398445
This senpai.
Also my Japanese cartoon books also focus more on the romance so it feels sweeter to read.
>>70397672
nice rias gremory pic
>>70398328
savage bantz
>>70399337
I still can and its usually the only way for me. Hard to find good porn.
>>70399073
>>70398544
Thanks for the rec btw.
>>70397672
I've fapped to manga hentai and drawings but never hentai videos. The animations are always terrible and it all looks uncanny.
anime is anime.
animefags on the other hand, almost as bad as r9kfags, probably a lot of crossover.
sucks being on board filled with people that watch anime and cut off their own balls.
I currently masturbate to hentai. Will it matter if I stop, or will I still be the same type of person that masturbates to hentai?
>>70406347
If you fap again in the next 30 days the world will end.
>>70399036
but anon that's Sweden though.
>>70398629
this. compared to what some people fap to its really not an issue as far as im concerned.
as long as it isnt ohio, floor tiles or unbirthing its pretty much ok.
Or furries. God damn furries.
>>70398798
kek costa rica hits the nail on the head
>not masturbating to cartoons
>>70397672
>3D
>Always the same chick, big titted, blonde, ugly eyeshadow and big lips
>Always a roided out dude bro
>They focus on the shaven ape more than the not cute grill
>2D
>Literally ANYTIN YU WANT
Ever want to jack of to being a bicycle and having a chick's ass grind against your body? Check
Ever wanted to fuck a giant muscular she-hulk who was also a submissive masochist? Check
Amputee girl? Check
Blow up doll that can see and think and feel but not move? Check
Ever wanted to kidna--CHECK CHECK CHECK
ANYTIN YUUU WAAAANT
>>70406576
DP
>Normal
Anal
>Weird
Dude wat? Who made this ordering
>>70406576
Also how the fuck is BDSM below feet and Food play
>>70400530
I'm gonna need some sauce on this.
>>70399661
kek
>>70400334
kek
>>70406576
I will never understand what the mexican sugar dancing means
>>70406576
>Amputee the same as cuck
TRIGGERED
>>70400725
painting from a whore house in Pompeii. your point?
>>70407120
Cuckolding is becoming normalfag stuff anyway. Some fucked up shit going on with the world.
>>70407199
True, shit sucks.
I don't like having my shit lumped in the same category with that cancer is all
>>70404137
second toe is longer then big toe.
2/10 would not suck.
>>70397672
It's the true mark of a virgin. They've never experienced the love of a woman so cartoons seem appealing.
Lol still love drake xD
REEEEEE
NORMIES KNOW OUR SECRET
>>70406576
>floor tiles
the dude didnt have a floor tile folder, he had a massive WALL TILE FOLDER
>>70397752
>>70397672
I love to see /pol/ discuss a topic of stuff that wasn't relevant/a thing when Hitler was alive because it shows how tryhard edgy you are. Like /b/ with flags.
>>70406725
>>70406758
i didnt make it it was from a thread a while ago.
im not joking a guy came on and defended unbirthing. pic related.
also picture of a guy who faps to topography maps of ohio and a guy that faps to floor tiles.
i couldnt even make this up. will post pics.
>>70407087
i think its where they dry out a corpse then make it move with strings like a puppet.
fucking mexicans mate
>>70407410
he got caught fapping over his kitchen tiles by his sister. but yeah he had a massive directory of tile pictures.
>>70407558
see
>>70407697
and pic related
>>70406576
>tfw never gone below degenerate
i'm ok with this
>>70407871
Think I tried unbirthing once. Can't remember it well though
Recently I may have gone irredeemable. Depends what you mean by crushing, like this?
Oh wait, shit, did anal vore twice this week. It was exclusively because the quality was good though. The art was fucking awesome and the chick was hot and had a good ass.
Guess I'm irredeemable.
>>70407871
>>70408073
i think as long as you stay out of ascended youre ok. irredeemable is eh...pushing some serious boundaries however.
>>70407784
He's right. Gook women fucking stink and are filthy. I still have no idea how the fuck those beta gook loving cucks even pop an erection.
>>70408207
Does ascended count if you were a teenager back when you rubbed one out to it?
>>70408207
2 things on degenerate I love
0 on creep
1 on weird
1 on normal
not telling you which
>>70406576
In what category I'd be if my main fantasy is getting cucked by a dog, while in the same universe I'm forced to grow breasts and breastfeed babies?
>>70408335
you'd be on the other side of the wall
>>70397672
>Why the fuck do people masturbate to cartoons?
What are you fucking stupid or something?
A cartoon of a titty still looks like a titty.
SMFH pham.
>>70408260
it always counts.
something from a list that fucked up definitely always counts.
commiserations/congratulations burgerbro you have ascended.
>>70406576
Degenerate:
>Futa
>Loli
>Incest
>Sounding (futa)
Irredeemable:
>Prolapse
>Scat
Well that's me done. At least I keep behind closed doors. I wouldn't promote any of that shit to anyone.
>>70408335
>Getting cucked by a dog
I dunno why but this doesn't feel as bad as being cucked by a dude.
At least the chick is a degenerate animal fucker.
>>70397752
no shit. i cum only inside pussy. every 1-5 days.
stop touching yourself faggots.
>>70403800
LostOneZero.
>>70408306
ah you have to now. that other anon >>70408073
admitted to fucking unbirthing and vore what could you have done thats worse?!
>>70408480
>scat
I made a mistake trying to eat while reading this thread. It is mine alone and I blame nobody.
>>70408480
What about consensual heterosexual sex in the missionary position under the covers and in the dark?
>>70408480
What about consensual heterosexual sex in the missionary position in the dark and under the covers?
>>70397672
>Why the fuck do people masturbate to cartoons?
Define cartoons.
If you mean shows meant to be enjoyed without your dick in your hands, I don't know either.
If you mean animated porn... it's porn. And you're not restricted to what you can legally do to a person, or the laws of physics, and hence have a far wider range of options.
>>70408335
i guess irredeemable since you get off on watching a dog fuck a chick. and the less said about the breastfeeding the better.
>>70408419
kek.
>>70408529
meh. i like lolis, especially incest lolis.
It's some cognitive dissonance shit I've got going on I don't even know, I fuck adult women and have/want nothing to do with actual kids, but I still love lolis.
>>70408529
I didn't confirm unbirthing, I'm still wondering if I did it once or twice
If so it was when I was in puberty
>Everything I don't happen to like is degenerate: the thread
>>70408636
>>70408419
>>70406576
What if I jerk it to being turned into a woman's body part, or women being turned into other women's body parts?
Remember if you fap to chinese cartoon/comic porn, you're a Trump supporter.
I know I am a Trump supporter.
I just prefer it. It's nice and clean.
>>70408480
>prolapse
>scat
i guessed furry. never have i been more wrong at least it isnt unbirthing or vore i guess.
>>70408535
kek good show. stiff upper lip and all that.
>>70408612
Only if it's for the purpose of procreation
>>70408636
I don't see the babies sexually, it's more the fact that you're doing the ultimate sign of womanhood. You're forced to being more of a woman that the mother of the child by giving it the means to keep living. It's such a turn on to have to do that, while at the same time I have to be there taking orders from the baby when it demands to be fed.
>>70408535
You have a good imagination, I like that.
>>70408612
<disgusted reaction>
>>70408896
True, unbirthing and vore is fucking gross man (birth too).
Forgot to add that's all 2D exclusive. I still watch healthy amounts of regular porn that isn't full of fucked up fetish shit.
>>70409080
Trying to eat a melted vegemite/cheese/ham sandwich and reading the word 'scat' was not pleasant.
>>70408665
i think you fit into a large demographic on 4chan tbqh senpai.
>>70408682
id have to imagine you would remember a thing like that. especially if you did it twice. unless you suppressed the memory . i posted a picture where a guy explains it if youre confused. see >>70407558
>>70408766
i really dont know where to begin wih you on that. that might be some kind of unbirthing or genital mutilation or shemale shit. 2/3 of those are ascended but maybe thats a bit harsh? lets just say irredeemable.
>>70409031
>>70408073 >>70408682 here
Yeah if I did fap to unbirthing it was never anything that autistic. Just a person in a womb iirc, registered as vore to me
>>70409080
>that edit
>mfw slowly realizing what has been edited
yeah im out cya'll round
>>70409031
i have literally no answer to that.
lets say degenerate since its not too sexual...
>>70409142
>>70409156
Tried to find the pic by googling the artist I used to fap to when sexually confused, here it is
I think it was just the amputee + vore aspects desu
>>70409156
in unbirthing no one can hear you scream
>>70409363
That's degenerate as fuck anon.
>>70398528
My grandfather fought communists (and died) in the Civil War so that you can post this bullshit?
Absolutely fucking kill yourself.
>>70409363
alright unbirthing? not impossibly weird. why'd you have to throw amputee fetish in at the same time?
>>70409363
Wait a minute, I didn't fap correctly back then, so does it count?
I was such a confused shit I used to violently rub the base of my dick, or even where my pubes were, and do it for over an hour and eventually cum due to my erect dick bouncing up and down and the head hitting the toilet seat
So that doesn't count as fapping, right?
>>70409474
I know that now, I was a retarded shit who just found the internet
>Implying I would think of masturbating to it for a second today
Why do you think I'm brainstorming in panic
>>70409609
Not into unbirthing and was mainly fapping to just the amputee part
Not like I drew the fucking thing
>>70397672
Because my older sister is a fat fuck that didn't rape me when I was a child.
Whatever floats your boat.
>>70397672
This is what atheism leads you to. Doing retarded shit like the retarded faggot you are
>>70409626
i dont even know where to begin with this senpai. I think it still counts, its ranked by category of porn not interpretation or what about it a person strictly gets off too kek.
next issue. how did you not figure out how to fap? also why was it hitting the toilet seat? i mean how did you even stand/sit to cause that to happen? were you like sitting on it far back and slapping the bottom of you cock off the rim or? how did you manage to come to that technique?!
i have to say i wouldnt even know where to begin to look for that on the internet. or even what to type into a search bar to get that result. how did you as a kid just stumble upon THAT?
>>70397672
Retard
>>70410095
Shitting position, cock under seat
Rub the base, cock tries to erect but keeps hitting the seat, rubbing makes it smack and thud
I've cummed while flaccid several times having done that, as long as I massage the top middle of the shaft. Climax was better because it takes for fucking ever. After that it was humping my bed until I was 18
>>70410095
>>70410341
As for stumbling upon the pic googling Willy Wonka as a shitty kid is the entrance to the rabbit hole, it can go anywhere from there. Leads almost instantly to blue berry inflation which leads to other stuff like that pic
>>70410341
well thats... novel. 10/10 for originality. if it aint broke dont fix it i guess. i cant imagine why or how that came about. when i was a kid it was normally about getting it done as fast a possible to not get caught kek
>>70410474
where did you even hear about willy wonka as a shitty kid? ill pass on googling either that or blue berry inflation. blue waffles have engrained in me a great distrust in that colour.
>>70410581
I didn't really know how to as a kid. I sorta just went "What I just rub, right?"
>>70410753
Watched the movie.
>>70410832
ok wait are you just talking about willy wonka? how the fuck did a childrens, albeit LSD trip inspired, movie set you on the course to finding vore and unbirthing. or is "willy wonka as a shitty kid" a thing? also have to ask what is a blue berry inflation?
>>70410983
No no,
when I was a kid/teen I googled Willy Wonka
Violet's scene had a shitton of fanart at the time
Was confused so clicked the sites
Other weird shit fetishes, lead to that
Blueberry inflation is literally the violet scene from that movie tho the shit I had seen was more like the remake that came out after
Also blueberry juice leaked from their tits if I recall
>>70397672
Because some cartoon women are better than a real woman could ever be and most actually seem to have a soul instead of being attention whoring retards with the depth of a mud puddle.
Physical attraction takes a backseat to emotional attachment when your dealing with an actual ideal mate. You'd be surprised how forgiving you will be towards a person's physical looks if you really like a person on a deep emotional level.
>>70397672
When has drake ever been buff? I'd snap that little shit into 2 pieces.
>>70397672
Some have better stories than regularn porn.
>>70411122
i see. it all makes horrific sense now.
got to admit id never watch that scene and think this i want to google kek.
if youre curious dont google blueberry waffle btw. its basically a rotten vagina.
>>70397672
>not fapping to loli everyday
What a faggot.
>>70397752
just like being american
>Drake
><Current Year>
>>70397672 (OP)
OP how much did Crunchyroll pay to you post this
>>70397672
cool your jets bro
even the greatest generation fapped to cartoons
>>70412018
good point well made
>masturbating to real women
Cuck.
>>70412385
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCbgIgkvhN4
>>70412419
this cannot but utterly cannot be real. please for the love of all things sacred be satire.
>>70398767
I want Suika to spank me
>>70412419
So that's why the UN wanted japan to stop with those evil doujins and hentai.
Still, point still stands.
>fapping to a real woman being fucked by another man
C.u.c.k.
hey quit bullying u nigger
>>70404015
>something tells me this gonna be my first dip into furry
This slope is getting real slippy.
