redpill me on water /pol/
>>70395835
Jews drink water, what else do you need to know?
>Drinking the liquid jew
>Not recycling your own urine
Fucking cucks.
water is a meme
You should actually be drinking 8 glasses(64oz) of Everclear a day
>>70395835
>water comes from the "sky"
>fish fuck in it
>clear odorless liquid that you "have" to drink
>supposedly you will die if you refuse to drink it but ive drunk nothing but ketchup and mayo for seven weeks with no problems
it must be so abundant because the elites want to control us with this so called "water"
It has two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom.
It also freezes at 32F (0C) and boils at 212F (100C).
It also covers over 70% of the Earth's surface.
Also your body has water in it right now.
>>70396236
What do you mix your mayo with? I prefer honey myself.
>>70396180
Horo plz. Stop being such a kike.
Transparent jew.
You cant fight what you cant see.
>>70396414
honey is bee water id avoid that
i personally prefer mixing it with ky-jelly to keep my colon clear
>>70396180
What is this user
>>70395835
buying into the water jew, wake up sheeple
>>70395835
Water is ok, shit the government adds, is not.
>Fluoride is good for you goy, err guy
>>70395835
>>70395835
ITS JUST WARM ICE
>>70395835
It has cut-up pop cans in it
>>70395835
jesus christ it's fucking WATER what do you need to be redpilled about? there's not a sinister jewspiracy behind everything
>>70395835
Only 6 litres of dihydrogen monoxide can kill you. Don't trust the jewish poison dispensers in your homes
>>70397209
wow get a load of the blue pill over here
Reverse osmosis and add your own minerals. Don't trust bottled or tap water.
>>70395835
>consuming the liquid jew
>>70395835
The Jews got everyone addicted to water over a thousand years ago. Its not widely know but we are now totally reliant on the waterjew. Some people like Alex Jones have become aware of this evil plot and have devised a filter that can counteract this addiction and reverse its effects. Just send some shekels to Infowars to live a life free from shackles of the waterjew.
>>70395835
Most of it's poisoned with high doses of sodium fluoride.
If consumed through a plastic bottle, you're also ingesting estrogenic chemicals that alter your hormones. This is one of the leading causes of the feminization and emasculation of men in today's society.
>>70395835
If anyone poisons your well then they are the enemy and the polluters are the powers that be and not the working people.
>>70395835
Should come clear and cold from the ground and not contain and fluoride.
>>70395835
Water in your body is in a fourth stage called structured water. If you were to run regular water in your arteries your heart would likely not have the capacity to move it.
Structured water also seems to go into a highly energetic state when exposed to light or other sources of radiation. This in part may explain its highly kenetic property in your body. Also water or hydrogen specifically, no oxygen is the most abundant element i the known universe. It may even be a powerful catalyst for electrical plasmas that power the stars and transfers mass amounts of energy through Birkeland currents.
>>70397174
FUCKING COLD STEAM
REEEEEEEEEEE
The Jews can control water. Its how Moses was able to part the see. The only way to not be controlled from the jew is to rid yourself of all water.
>>70396405
>your body has water in it right now
citation needed
>>70395835
Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!
The life and plague of man.
>We need it to stay hydrated, but if untreated you can catch a disease.
>Villages in Africa literally will kill over land disputes just to have access to a decent water source.
>Once was plentiful in the first world...now it is becoming a hot commodity in arid areas of the USA.
>From a business perspective, bottled water (not including carbonated or mineral) is the biggest jewing in history.
>Fluoride in small doses isn't that bad for you. Infact if we didnt use fluoride in water treatment the water would come out of your taps in a dirty yellow or orange colour due to old cast iron watermains. Iron & Manganese affect the appearance...fluoride counteracts that.
>Chlorine in water treatment kills microorganisms and pregents water borne disease like e. Coli. So next time a water filtration salesman comes to your door and says "dudee...they like put liir chlorine in like the water dude. That stuff is crazy man" - tell him to fuck off.
If you want good quality water? Gill up a 2-3 gallon clear jug. Let it sit on the counter for 2-3 days. There will be some settling of solids...nothing life threatening...just small amounts of clarification and metals from the water main. Pour it back into another jug of equal size through a coffee filter that has a layer of quarter sized pebbles, then a bottom layer of sand.
Thats about as clean as you can get...and its free. Fuck buying water.
>>70395835
It's Rubio!
>>70395835
It's posts like this that sometimes makes me think /pol/ is meant to be sarcastic.
>>70395835
it's wet.
it has twice as many hydrogen atoms as it has oxygen atoms.
idiots say it tastes like "nothing", but in reality it has its own unique and wonderful taste.
it bends light, making spear fishing quite a challenge.
most of the planet is covered in it.
>>70398949
Mostly this one is to make it seem like anybody who says anything that they do means they're saying everything you could possibly think of, is their fault, too
You should only drink purified and distilled water.
Tap water contains lead, mercury, chlorine, fluoride, aluminum, and more.
Drinking tap water will calcify your brain and you'll most likely get alzheimer's or another mental illness in your later years. You'll notice a constant brain fog that builds up over time.
Taking iodine daily helps your body remove that shit from your brain, but you should still avoid tap water. Even showering in it absorbs the shit inside of it. If you're super concerned, get a shower filter.
Turmeric extract is supposed to counteract fluoride too.
>>70398915
I’m sorry, but did Rubio already lose? Oh, that’s right. The primary isn’t even over yet. In fact, it’s only New Hampshire. Does not having the lead in heroin central count as a loss? Is that what you’re saying? Because if you’re saying that I can assure you that you’re wrong. Why would you say this when the primary is still on? Rubio is still campaigning right now and they have been maintaining a strong position in the polls for how many months now? He’s going against a bunch of dirty politicians and holding his ground while at such a young age. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded assumptions like this. You know why? Because you’re going to be embarrassed when Rubio wins and someone quotes you. Oh look at that, Trump just dropped a point. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a post like this and I’m fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you’re the only guy making all these anti-Rubio posts because you’re a faggot hater who doesn’t like Rubio because he’s hard working to the point of sweating heavily. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll people on the internet, like I give a fuck. It’s so easy to spot your posts now, you’re a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don’t you try to be a good poster??? Just for one? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That’s just you, you’re always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing
>>70399076
65 wat?
WATER IS INCOMPRESSIBLE.
>>70399189
Some people will say truths about zionists but this thread is to make it seem like these people who say those truths will blame even something simple like water on them, too
In a scientific study performed to see if minerals consumed in food can make up for the lack of minerals in reverse osmosis water, scientists concluded that "reduced mineral intake from water was not compensated by their diets...low-mineral water was responsible for an increased elimination of minerals from the body."
"It has been adequately demonstrated that consuming water of low mineral content has a negative effect on homeostasis mechanisms, compromising the mineral and water metabolism in the body." Consumption of reverse osmosis water "leads to the dilution of the electrolytes dissolved in the body water. Inadequate body water redistribution between compartments may compromise the function of vital organs. Side effects at the very beginning of this condition include tiredness, weakness and headache; more severe symptoms are muscular cramps and impaired heart rate."
>>70399304
>scientists concluded
>>70399255
So... Bernie did 9/11?
How many Jews would want to break up their largest institution?
>>70399115
How though? all the filters seem to have some kind of down side or massive expense. I always wanted to get a berkey filter but I keep reading about issues, I live in a rented property so I can't do anything permanent to the water system, so what do.
certain reserves of fresh water contain minerals that predate the earth itself.
>>70399176
1776 will commence again if you try to take our water filters!
Fluoride. Fluoride.
What's the deal with /r9k/?
Fluoride.
>>70397209
>/pol/ is actually arguing over water
god damn it m8
>>70399500
What the fuck are you talking about
Dinosaurs drank it
Abe lincoln drank it
now you're drinkin it tooo oooo
Poisoned with fluoride, lead, uranium, and other heavy metals, by the top 1% ultra-wealthy, technologically immortal globalists (Illuminati, Bilderbergers) purposefully to inflict depression, mental illness, submissiveness, lethargy, physical ailments and fatigue on the masses as part of a coordinated 200-year long plan to reduce the population of the earth to 15% of its current total and install a one-world government over genetically manipulated drone workers (think Gamma, Delta, or Epsilons of Brave New World).
Take an iodine supplement.
You need enough of it to live but drinking too much can actually kill you.
Not a le /pol/ joke, its happened.
Look up water intoxication
>>70395835
Try drinking 7+ litres in one go. You will get enormously high and die
>>70395835
It's the see-through Jew.
It even rhymes.
>>70395835
Water is poison create by the kikes.
Ever notice how everyone who has ever died has something in common? That's right. They all drank water.
>>70400107
9gag tier joke
>>70400176
thx family
>>70400065
whats the high high feel like
>>70400362
not as good as the high you get from drinking heavy water, lel
>>70396987
>>70397396
Haha fuckers, I have my own well!
Delicious and pure water, from 137' (41.7m) below surface.
>that feel when not even global thermonuclear war can fuck over your water supply
>flouride is poison sent by da aliums to make humanity into passive cattle
>buy my filters
t. david icke
>>70401073
the goy was good
>>70397209
that's what they WANT you to think
>>70401498
good night, this thread is reddit tier
Dinosaur piss
