<4% of /pol/acks are claiming /pol/ to be a christ-fag board.
Nice edge
>>70390990
Keep fapping to traps, jesus loves you.
Listen to gangster rap, say you hate niggers.
Have Mexicans mow your parents lawn, say they are ruining the country.
Sleep, sleep my unwitting minions
>>70391319
Listen to this retard
>>70390912
50% Christian
25% Atheist
25% Frog God worshiping cult
>>70393257
They worship baal unwittingly
>>70393257
>implying Kek isn't the only God who still provides miracles to its followers.
>>70390912
The energy of this board is very negative, very Satanic. Don't get me wrong I love all the evil shit on here but it's HILARIOUS that some of these ChristFags think they're doing the Lord's work here.
>>70393580
Pretty sure stopping this is the lords work
>>70393580
Bruh pls...
Doubt if you visit this board, you're a part of any religioun and if you actually are, it's a damn shame that you aint' red-pilled enough.
>>70394002
The road to hell is paved with good intentions. Mwahahaha
Do people actually participate in those stupid straw polls?
>>70393580
It's chaotic, we're using quantum memetics to alter collective consciousness.
>>70393257
there is not a single actual christian that would post on this board. pornography and worse is posted here daily, unless someone just did not give a fuck what jesus thought of them they wouldn't post here.
>>70394959
Its not our fault were surrounded by degenerates.
>>70394959
I help homeless people and volunteer at church IRL. Since I happen to shitpost on a Nippon image board I am not a Christian?
The vast majority of them are autistic degenerates roleplaying as christian crusaders. They genuinely believe that the pope is going to call for the tenth crusade and that they're going to be able to go out and chop down all of the muslim refugees with their katanas.
>>70395237
John Wayne Gacy was an alderman in his church, probably helped lots of homeless and read bible verses to his victims. Was he a Christian too?
>>70395699
Nobody beleives the pope is going to call a crusade.
>>70391319
do you practice this often?
>>70390912
/pol/ embraces diversity.
>>70395913
John Wayne Gacy raped young boys and men, and then killed them. Hmmmm....
>>70390912
I think you should leave.
>>70394959
what is jesus hanging out with sinners?
>>70393490
>go to a trap thread
>call everyone in the thread heretics and tell them to go to Jesus instead
>get quads
Christianity 1
Heretics 0
>>70396623
The evil things you've said here on /pol/ taste delicious. I've seen everything. I've read every word. Give me more senpai.
Please allow me to introduce myself....
>>70390912
You're in the wrong neighborhood, heretic.
>>70390912
>/pol/ is satire
>quoting a /pol/ poll like it's the gospel
wew lad
>>70396827
Are you trying to make Deus Vult?
Because I would love Deus to Vult.
thread hijack
>>70390912
>>70397015
fuggin rooolllll
>>70396984
I wouldn't mind another crusade. Hell the last one taught us new methods to extract every last ounce of suffering from a soul before it collapses.
Down here in hell we have a special /Pol/ack wing. We've got a pack of feral negro demons down here who'll rape your lily white anuses for all eternity, senpai.
>>70397466
Are you actually pretending to be from hell?
>>70397466
>/pol/
>white
Go be edgy in a trap thread.
>>70397540
Haha, we've been playing off of your jew-hate for years. Every word you write on pol seals your fate that much more. Do you think Jesus would approve of what you say here? He's read every horrible thing you've said here and even the sweet Prince of Man thinks you should be tortured for eternity in a lake of fire by feral nigger rape-demons.
>>70397874
yep your actually doing it. wew lad.
>>70393257
>the board dedicated to the destruction of the jewish money-lending cabal unironically worshiping a judeo-mesopotamic deity from the bronze age
>>70390912
Better than being Muslim or black
>>70397940
That frayed nerve on the edge of your sanity tells you I just might be right. Is hell real? Is pol confirming my reservation in the Lake of Fire? These are question you must answer b4 sleep tonight, lad.
FUR IMMER UND IMMER
>>70398179
>>70398473
Don't worry I'm keeping your spot warmed up as we speak.
>>70398627
yeah for sure, see ya there bro
>>70393480
Which baal? There are many baal.
>>70394959
You can hang out around sinners as long as you dont click on the nude pics.
you wallk on the street some girl walks around naked. Oh noes now i go to hell because i saw a naked girl
>>70395913
no if you dont follow the teachings of jesus christ you are not a christian, you can pretend but what is the use?
>>70399235
I don't recall any prohibition against rape in the Bible. I do recall a little place called SODOM where the filthy SODOMITES were genocided by the Lord's wrath. JWG only killed those who had been sodomized (.ie sodomites). He was only following God's example, fellow /pol/ack
>>70397015
BROLLING
desu volt, senpai
>>70399895
>I don't recall any prohibition against rape in the Bible.
I doubt you have read enough of it to be much of an authority.
