Got home early to find my gf having sex with my dog. Those CANINED memes were right all along. Women are whores.
>>70389119
Did you let him finish or did you get sloppy seconds? Got keked by fido.
>>70389119
At least it wasn't a pitbull
>>70389119
Please tell me you broke the dog's neck or something.
>>70389119
>tfw cucked by Sparky Thunderknot
>>70390301
>sparky thunderknot
My fucking sides.
So? Maybe that's just yours (that's if you do have a gf irl) and maybe some other beastiality fucks.
Meanwhile we know for sure that there are ''men'' on this board alone who want to fuck colourful ponies and some little green dragoncuck.
Also
>2014+
>not having hidden microphones in your house to catch current/future gf
>>70389948
he was just finishing cumming.
>>70390166
i just fed him and scratched his head a bit. havent talked to gf yet.
>>70390675
>not wanting to cum inside colorful ponies and Spike the Cuck
>>70389119
My girlfriend's dogfriend is my dogfriend too?
>>70389119
Dog here, I would never bang your girl that is degenerate; but she is a rather attractive girl..for me to poop on.
Pics or it didn't happen
Kill yourself you lying degenerate.
MODS were right for banning you
>ask her to do it in front of a camera
>upload it to beastforum.com
>?????
>profit
Absolutely degenerate
>>70389119
Did you eat the dog knot?.
>>70389119
KNOTTED
>>70391434
Is that Needless?
>>70389119
stop lying op
it was your girlfriends sons dog
>>70389119
Not her fault he cheated on you.
>>70391434
>Posting anime gifs
>Calling someone degenerate
>>70389119
imagine having a dick so tiny that your gf cheats you with a chihuahua, thats you right now
>>70392507
yea i have a small penis.. i get it.. thats not the point. she would have cheated no matter what
>>70389119
Post pics senpai.
>>70390727
>he was just finishing cumming
How'd your wife react to getting knotted senpai? Details are important. [spoiler]For my boner.[/spoiler]
>>70392507
Human dicks don't have a "ball" at the shaft base that balloons up in size upon ejaculation to the point the dick gets stuck in the vag, so there's that.
>>70389119
1. tell her it turns you on
2. tell her you want to watch
3. tell her you want to record the action!
4. enjoy having her under your thumb for the rest of her life
5. ?????
6. Profit!
>>70394081
she was screaming as soon as i walked in the house
>>70394854
Go on...
>>70390166
> taking it out on the dog when it's 100% the gf's fault
Kill yourself.
>>70395323
i slowly walked into her room expecting her to be fucking tyrone or chad but it was my dog. she didnt realize i was there until she was already finishing and about to get up. she pushed the dog away and quickly covered herself and said it isnt what it looks like. i didnt say anything and just walked out. havent spoken to her yet. shes in her room
>>70395855
Is it your place?
Obvious solution is to keep the dog and throw her out.
Or setup a camera to catch her doing it again sometime and send pics to her family and friends.
>>70395855
you got cucked by a dog, cut your losses while you can
>>70389119
Shut up.
Go and raise your wife's pups
DOES SHE BUY A LOT OF PEANUT BUTTER, OR BACON?
>>70396314
she has a lot of pbjs so i guess she has a lot of peanut butter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dsqWFIbZHc
>>70395855
Honestly, I'd rather catch my girl with a dog if I had to choose between it and Tyrone.
>>70396388
Oh anon you innocent little thing.
>>70389119
Noooo! Milo how could you! You were my best friend!
>woof
>>70396388
I HAVE AN IDEA WHERE ALL THAT PEANUT BUTTER IS GOING...
>>70389119
hawt
Film her next time and post here
WAIT!
IS IT A FEMALE DOG?
Russia can still shoot it down with the s-500.
>>70396647
She was screaming from getting knotted so I'm guessing the answer is no.
>>70396681
TRANNY DOG?
>>70390959
this
>>70396727
Could have been a doggy strap on, who knows? Im just trying to get the facts
>>70396835
its a fucking male dog you degenerate jew. stop trying to push your tranny agenda shit onto animals
>>70389119
>my wife's son
>>70396702
Are you bringing back a Filipino bride with you?
>Cuck'd by a dog
She's insane but you have a tiny dick so you're fucked too. Just enjoy the time you had with her and cut her loose. Also don't blame your dog it's a stupid fucking animal.
http://nhentai.net/g/23589/
Was it something like this OP?
>>70390675
Excuse me, PURPLE dragon
>>70389119
Funnily enough, more white women fantasize about fucking animals than blacks.
Also OP, take your RP somewhere else. "Canined" is not even a meme outside of your degenerate fantasy world.
Mods, ban this faggot
Post webm
>>70389119
DONT TALK TO ME OR MY WIFE'S SON EVER AGAIN
>>70397080
>Decide to have sex with dog
>Doesn't bother looking into how to do it
Why do girls do this.
>>70397120
Fantasies are typically not based in reality. Of course animals won't daydream about fucking other animals.
>>70396918
top fuknkek
>>70396406
dogs>monkeys
>>70389119
What does your gf look like senpai
>>70396138
I like the camera idea, 100% chance she'll do it again
inb4 OP's girlsfriends is a dog
How can men compete with this?
>>70389119
there's no way I can believe this bruh
>>70397145
>>70397451
it happens.
OP is full of shit doe.
HAVE HER ARRESTED FOR ANIMAL CRUELTY!
POOR FIDO WAS FORCED TO FUCK THAT NASTY PUSSY. IM SURE HE IS TRAUMATIZED AND WILL NEVER HAVE A NORMAL DOGGY RELATIONSHIP WITH OTHER BITCHES.
>>70397378
blonde hair, blueish green eyes.
>>70397660
DOES SHE WEAR A CHOKER?
>>70389119
pics or didnt happen
>>70397606
>I can no longer have sex with humans!
Kek. Actually that's a sentiment a lot of girls who fuck dogs will have. Dog dicks one up human ones thanks to the knot.
>>70397719
No no no a better question is how fat she is, and what's her cup size?
>>70397916
she stopped as soon as i caught her. dont have any pics. might be setting up a hidden camera now though
>>70398089
Your best bet is to kick her out. This is worse degeneracy than being fecal fetishes
>>70389119
The question is:
why your gf needed to fuck the dog?
>>70398289
>Why
She's a girl, what other reason do you need. They're willing to shove anything up their vagina if it can get them off, even cactus.
OP if she fucked a dog she probably fucked a nigger too
>>70398289
obviously because women are inferior to males, resorting to fucking animals if they cannot carry human breed sanely.
>>70398089
What color is your dog?
>>70398729
you seem weirdly unnbothered by this, op
>>70398927
That's because it was the dog that cheated on him, not the girl.
>>70398927
>inb4 it wasn't the first time
>>70398729
black and brown like the pic in the op
>>70398927
my last gf cheated on me, not with a dog, but it made me more prepared for something like this. i was almost expecting it.
>>70390675
Don't forget the dolphins.
>>70389119
>>70395855
>>70399438
Good. Maybe this site isn't for Reddit users.
>>70399574
Shut the fuck up faggot. I'd murder you cunt.
>>70399187
"Barka Barka. Where derrrr white womyn at."
-Sparkrese
>>70395855
sounds like a keeper breh, besides she might as well have been fucking a dildo.
maybe next time she will let you watch
>>70399644
the appropriate response.
>>70389119
Look at the bright side OP; she was probably horney but didn't want to cheat on you so she chose to fuck your dog instead. She did it out of love.
>>70399187
just let her go with a stern slap on the wrist, and when you get proof when she inevitably does it again, you can get revenge on her when she screws you over for real.
>>70390130
/thread
Better a dog than a human or even worse, a nigger.
>>70389119
So how does it feel knowing that a dog can provede that which you can't?
>>70399905
and remember you have to have cameras in every part of the house.
>>70389119
Should have snapped a pick of it or shot a short vid. You could blackmail the bitch into doing anything you want. A video on the Internet of someone banging a dog would ruin them socially and possibly economically. She would be your slave.
>>70400023
Come on don't be cruel, I bet OP can even see his dick or feet with all that fat.
OP take my advice, try to get pics and vids of it, if you are marry and she quits at least you can take the house.
On the other side ask her why she needed a dog, or if its her fantasy. GOD DAMMIT she is your partner ask her, talk to her. If she was desperate be glad she didn't cheat you, if its her fetish... well step up and buy a mare you can play too or ask the divorce.
>>70400261
*cant even
MY WIFE'S PUP
>>70400180
>>70399905
Bad advice, women are way more cold and cautious, to brake the deal they are social manipulators... so don't react like that.
Be cool all the time. The more you stay calm, the more women feel they owe you. If you act violent and slap her, your wife will justify all their degeneracy and don't feel ashamed at all.
>>70399644
Try me faggot. Remember this is 4chan, you can't downvote me. ;^)
>>70400203
>ruin them socially and possibly economically
Not to mention it's illegal in most of the country.
>>70395855
Not that big of a deal honestly, gross and degenerate as it is. Count your blessings that it wasn't tyrone. Besides, not like she can catch STD's from a dog or get pregnant. She's probably really embarrassed though.
>>70400954
>not like she can catch STD's from a dog
Yeah, funny thing about that, she can actually carry dog std's.
