ITT we post what we think our President or Prime Minister would say if they found us on /pol/
>>70383872
>them haters
>"This is not what Canada stands for"
>>70383872
"MUH DICK IM A NIGGER FUUUUCKKKKKKKKKK"
HEY GUYS, WATCH ME DO A BACK FLIP WEEEEEEEEEE
BTW I STOLE YOUR MONEY
>>70383872
what merkel would say? probably less than nothing but she would do everything to ban all germans from /pol/
>>70383967
Does he actually say shit like this or are you just taking the piss?
>>70383872
"Anon, don't you know that's an infamous hate site? We can't kill our enemies - if you kill them, they win." - Trudeau Jr. circa [Current Year]
>>70384477
he's a very cool guy
"Anon, how does that website help solve Global Warming --- I mean, Climate Change? ISIL must be stopped through the reduction of environmental pollution which is the root of all evil. I'm going to sign this executive order to give Iran another $15 Billion so that they, too, can acquire internet access to /pol/.
Now if you excuse me I have to go play some golf in Mexico."
"Even though my white mother raised me, and I never met my black African father, I will always be a black man and deny the fact that my half whiteness is what got me where I am, combined of course with Affirmative Action, doo dap a doo dah bix nood muh fug."
>dude go smoke some weed
im a native
>here's 700 billion dollars
>>70384604
Accurate
>>70383872
Implying that any fucks would be given if they found out.
