Ted Cruz's wife is his cousin
https://themarshallreport.wordpress.com/2016/04/08/cruz-married-to-his-cousin-its-okay-though-because-in-his-state-its-legal/
Ted "High Test Incest" Cruz
Wew lads
>>70379442
Oh hell.
>>70379442
>third cousin
Literally nothing
>>70379442
>Implying there is anything wrong with this other than MUH FEELINGS
>>70379442
I thought he was married to the ugly Mexican gremlin? Ah, I'm getting confused.
>Not blood related
It's like I'm on fucking /u/
Wait third cousins is actually has the best success rate
>I just want to be clear on one thing: my wife is not my first cousin, she is my third cousin by alliance, which is completely different and legal in most states
I see thing quote in the article but I need audio of the interview. Him saying this would be great.
Married his cousin and cheated on her... is Ted Cruz the reincarnation of Albert Einstein?
>>70380206
does having sex in a metal box give you superpowers?
>third cousin
Even second cousin is genetically distinct enough to not have biological problems arise even after multiple generations of second cousin children.
>>70380287
According to /pol/, not having sex for 30 years does...
>>70380360
Well, meme magic is a thing, so I guess we were right.
>>70380360
>5 more years
IVY LEAGUE EDUCATED LAWYER
FUCKS RATS WHO AREN'T DONALD TRUMP
CHEATS ON HIS WIFE (WITH HUMAN WOMEN TOO)
BOOGER EATER
COUSIN FUCKER
CANUCK
AND HE'S THE 'CONSERVATIVE', NO WONDER THIS COUNTY IS SO FUCKED!
>>70380206
>we wuz kangz
Lol
>>70380556
You seen that video of him wanting to take over the world?, dude is probably the Spawn of Satan.
>>70379442
>Ted Cruz's wife is his cousin
What's wrong with that? Saying incest is bad is just as retarded as saying all nuclear power is bad.
>>70380653
I went to the same school as he did and he is very similar to another preacher's son I met there. The preacher's son did coke and fucked loose women while trying to build off his dad's established evangelical community.
![220px-OlintoDePretto[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OpYLftF.jpg "220px-OlintoDePretto[1].jpg")
>>70380206
That image that looks nothing like him
More black supremacists
>>70380010
Youre thinking of jeb bush
>>70380010
That's Jeb Bush. It's easy to get these cuckservatives confused. Ted Cruz is a Bushie himself, so it's understandable.
This just makes me like Cruz more. At least he can get pussy on his own. Trump needed to get a mail order bridge
>>70379442
There is nothing wrong with marrying your cousin. People have done that for as long as humanity has existed. The notion that it's something bad is relatively new, only coming about in the last 40yrs.
Cousins aren't subject to the westermark effect and the risks from cousins having kids are no greater than a woman in her 40s having a kid.
>>70379442
http://www.familytree.com/blog/president-obama-is-cousin-to-senator-ted-cruz/
And more distantly to nigbama
