You can only post in this thread if you clean your ass with water before wiping.
Sorry India.
Not so fast North America
only post in this thread if you take BWC (big watery cocks) up the ass every day
Last time I went to the barber, they were talking about this one rich guy they knew, and referred to it as a "douche."
I was lolling internally too hard to say anything.
>>70378106
Ohhhh that's what that's for?
Oh no.
I stayed in a hotel with a toilet that pressure washed your asshole and then blow dried it. That was fucking luxury.
I installed a bidet in my own house toilet. I usually shit before I shower anyway, but for the other days it's nice to have.
I can't believe you guys don't even have this thing, seriously.
Do you actually wipe your shit with paper? That sounds incredibly dirty.
I don't wipe, I just wash my ass with shower, hand and soap. Can I still post?
>>70378201
it seems like biggest mouthbreathing blowhards just hang around barbershops
>>70378106
I have a hose I connected to my sink it's pretty good and my ass is always squeaky clean.
How Americans can just wipe with toilet paper and that's it ill never know the whole country must smell of shit
>>70378533
Sure Russia i don't even wipe after using this thing too.
It's a god send.
>>70378532
do you use your hands with this?
i use shit paper but i also putfoaming hand soap and water on it , i alternate dry paper 1st then paper with foam and water then dry till it comes out clean , usually 3 or 4 times
also keep it shaved
>>70378557
Exactly.
Now i remember that south park joke where Stan's mom is picking all the underwear with shit on them.
Americans literally wipe their shit with toilet paper, start walking and get their pants all smeared with shit.
Do these feel good on the butt hole senpai?
Asking for a friend.
>>70378546
The weirdest people show up at my barber's place. It's one of the best features of going there, and we sometimes laugh about it when nobody else is around.
>>70378533
i do this too
but usualy wipe beforehand so i don't just smear shit on me hands
>>70378722
I do the whole routine.
1. Wipe with paper.
2. Sit your ass on the bidet and wash it, using more paper as a buffer.
3. WIpe with paper again to dry.
where is japan
i was considering one of those fancy electronic remote control toto bidet seats ,but i can't see how the nozzle would not get all shitty having poop and poo water falling down on it
>having a clean ass
what are you a faggot
>>70378722
Yup, maybe even put 1 finger inside my ass after it's clean for a bit of pleasure.
Not even gay, it's the same as scrathing.
Just installed a Toto C100 washlet
Dry wipers btfo
Also, having a special bidet is stupid, just get a toilet seat with heated water
>>70378106
Why would you just spray water on your ass instead of hopping in the shower? Wouldn't the watsr get all over?
I immediately hop in the shower after shitting becasue you can never wipe enough.
Helps that I only go like twice a week
>>70378819
Oh god it's great, even better when the shitting is difficult.
Just fill your ass with water, go back to the toilet and shit the water.
>>70379171
What? Why would you jump into the shower having one of these in your home?
It's the exact same thing as a shower but limited to your ass.
>>70378106
Just got one of these in my new house. Never had one before and I have no idea how to use it properly.
Do I use it instead of wiping or do I wipe first then use this?
Do I sit on it facing away or facing the wall?
>>70378982
I have one, the nozzle retracts and stays clean
I am literally sitting on it as I post, I just shit, cleaned with water, and now my ass is being dried by warm air
Dry wipers btfo
>>70378106
But isn't the water too cold? How do you give it time for the water stream to get warm?
>>70379277
>>70379011
You sound like a huge faggot anon.
Nobody does this shit.
It's just there to wash your ass.
See >>70378899
for proper heterosexual procedure
>>70379352
Wipe after.
Is the second question real?
>>70379439
How does it feel to have OCD and autism?
You are one of those guys that spends one hour on the shower too?
Where the fuck are these Argies coming from?
One word.
Falklands.
>>70379685
They could be hired help to slide the board as part of an election rigging process.
>>70379685
Don't be that way anon.
>>70379845
Want Falklands back?
Top Kek!
>>70379352
Nigga you must be trolling but I'll bite. You sit down facing away from the wall (ladies may sit down facing the wall to masturbate with water stream). You use it before you wipe to get rid of clingy shit. If your brave you also use soap and get your fingers in the area and stir that butthole around. No, don't finger your ass, unless you like that shit, then be my guest.
Then wipe dry with toilet paper or designated butt towel.
You're welcome.
>>70379384
so do all of these have soft close seat and lid?
i see some 300 - 400 $ model but it does not say if it has soft close i already have a toto toilet , but it's round do the come round or only elongated?
other problem is my electricity situation
no outlet behind my toilet
also i can't see how a regular bidet is comfortable you have to squat like a pajeet
you cant sit down on it
i just imagine water ,shit water dribbling down your legs into your pants and underwear while you are trying to squat over it to wash your ass
I just fill pic related with water, pour with the right hand, clean with the left, and use toilet paper to finish it off. If there are marks on the tp, I repeat steps 1-3 until clean. Former yugoslav here, I can't belive how many Americans I've encountered that just smear their shit around and walk with skid marks on their underwear. Boze dragi
>>70380035
How racist are Malaysians?
Does this count?
>>70379984
>>70378106
>Not so fast North America
Fuck you, I have a Japanese robot bidet.
>>70380237
they are nice but
you seriously put those down your plumbing?
>>70378106
>you clean your ass with water before wiping.
are you serious? use toilet paper to wipe yourself first THEN clean your butthole with water AND soap.
>>70380100
What the fuck? You are not supposed to squat on a bidet. You can sit down just fine.
Seriously this shit is not difficult
Of all the people in the world, Americans, with their wealth, big houses and also weight issues are the ones who could and should have those, yet they don't.
>>70380176
This can't be truth.
Surely you must be jesting me.
>>70380317
They make flushable wipes.
>>70378106
WTF. You wipe first. Then use the bidet. Then dry with a paper towel or toilet paper.
Fucking savages.
>>70380100
I have the C100, it's soft close. They make them in a round configuration, but it might be kind of a tight fit.
The cord is like three feet long, you can use about extension cord too
>>70380186
Well, since the country is full of sandchinks, regular chinks and pooinloos, I'd say "very".
>>70380317
Some brands are flush safe and can go into the septic system, otherwise people throw them into a trash bin. Kinda gross considering you're accumulating poop
>>70379984
Is that an Indian?
Follow up
Do you have feet pics of her?
>>70378774
God that's disgusting
>>70380428
This was before bidets my friend, then the war fucked us all. Old habits die hard
>>70380394
but it has no fucking seat
and the rim looks even skinnier than a toiled rim with the seat up looks horribly uncomfortable and cold
again there is no sucking seat ,japanese maste race
at least they have the sense to put a comfortable heated seat on their ass washers
>>70380385
Why would you even do that.
Enjoy feeling the shit through the toiler paper?
Explain yourself luigi.
>>70380484
LMAO. The ultimate bastion for racist.
What are "sandchinks"?
I've heard that PooInLoos and Malays get racist shit in Singapore too. That's based. Racist against racists.
>>70380394
but it has no fucking seat
and the rim looks even skinnier than a toiled rim with the seat up looks horribly uncomfortable and cold
again there is no sucking seat ,japanese master race
at least they have the sense to put a comfortable heated seat on their ass washers
>>70378546
>>70378837
>>70378201
Hanging around barber shops is literally nigger tier
>>70378106
is it cold water or hot water? 26, M, Chicago, never even seen one in person.
>>70380521
Half-German, Half-Indian.
Thoroughbred Aryan.
>>70378722
See, that's why I want a bidet.
I hate going through the hassle, and I really don't want to shave my ass for obvious concerns.
>>70380394
He is an American amigo. He needs some extra seating space if you catch my drift. Those big bones I mean.
>>70380568
I don't know, because I don't enjoy getting shit stuck in my fingernails? don't you use hands when you clean your butt with water?
>>70380649
It has a mixer, you can regulate the temperature to your liking... I use lukewarm water.
>>70380449
Thank you! I was starting to think it was me in the wrong. But nope, OP is disgusting.
>>70379984
>>70379685
Poor display of banter tbqh.
Quality bants requires a degree of chivalry, and you my friend have presented none.
>>70380576
Sandchinks is what I call ethnic Malays, the original people of Malaysia: they are brown, Muslim and have chinky eyes.
Everybody is openly racist in Asia, no bullshit like in the western world nowadays.
>>70380591
I don't really get it, myself. Almost all the people who drop in just to hang around strike me as being on the wrong side of the IQ curve. On the other hand, this place has been a community fixture since before I was born, and it really attracts the local color. I don't really get it. I go there because dude knows how to cut some fukken hair and it's fukken cheap and no-nonsense.
Maybe there's a similarity here with spending too much time on 4chan.
>>70378774
>>70378774
>>70380528
its not disgusting because we can afford to own dozens of pairs of underwear and have good washing technology. if the underwear is too bad we just throw it away. theres nothing gross about it.
>>70380883
Look at those tits though, m8. That body. That skin tone.
Sweet Jesus...praise Profit Muhammad
>>70380778
no i don't i only weigh 140
i just have a bony ass
>>70380711
Get a toilet seat with the water spray built in. This separate bidet BS is for people that lose islands to dying empires.
>>70380568
You get the big stuff away with toilet paper, especially after a liquid shit. The bidet is supposed to clean the rest of the shit particles around, most importantly the shit attached to the hair.
>>70381002
>It's not disgusting to walk around with shit in your underwear because we can buy more underwear n shieeet
Stop, lol.
>>70380933
Indians think they're better Chinks, Chinks think they're better than Indians, Arabs think they're better than both Indians and Chinks, Chinks and Indians think Arab are as thick as fuck and the lowest of the low and then there's Japs too.
My parents are PooInLoo migrants into the UK from the 60s. Feels good to be Asian. Feels good to be racist without any judgement.
Beautiful :')
>>70380675
Nice. Poo in loo memes aside, some Indian women are insanely sexy. Mostly the northern Indian ones with straight noses and Aryan features.
>>70381260
What hair?
>>70380947
I mean, it's where niggers go for their banter. So I guess it's similar.
I assume the Barber Shop movies are accurate?
>>70381413
You'll find out after you begin puberty.
Oops i always washed my feet after taking a shit
Now i know for next holidays
>>70381224
the bidet looks like it has more water spray though
those jap seats only have 1 little hole the real bidet has a mini shower head with multiple holes sees like the bidet seat would not be enough to get the job done
on the other hand the real bidet is not ergonomically designed i mean look at the OP pic, it is fucking square unless you are ken doll i don't think it's designed right it looks like sitting on a sink or a toilet with the seat up only one of those square toilets like the kohler one
never used either even though i have traveled to italy and had them in my hotel room
never even seen a bidet toto washlet seat in person
>>70378106
WHY IS IT A SINK AND A LOO DO YOU POOP IN THERE OR POOP IN SOMETHING ELSE AND THEN MOVE YOUR ASS INTO THE SINK
>>70381506
Dunny, never saw those movies. But I've also never found a barber shop like this one. It's a keeper.
It's in the Jewish neighborhood btw.
>>70381260
>You get the big stuff away
Dear god, learn to shit andrea you are not supposed to get off the toiler with chunks of shit still clinging to your asshole.
Shit, seat on the bidet, put water pressure to max, enjoy the water dick for a minute or two (maybe more if you feel kinky) and then wipe the water with paper or designated towell if you live alone.
Most times i don't even need to wash my hands because my gands never even get near my asshole.
>>70381412
Feels good to be Asian.
Feels good to know that you're women are mostly based and red pilled
>>70381318
I know right, like who is he to rub it in your face that we in the western world can afford more than a single pair of undies
Rude
>>70381080
>>70381399
Is that a Turk or an Indian?
>>70381804
>Indian
>Asian
>>70381740
Unless you have a baby ass you are going to get some stuff stuck on your ass hair, that's why you use paper first, then water.
Also why the fuck are we having this discussion in the first place, on /pol/?
>>70381807
Stop, cuck, underwear is cheap as shit i have like 15 pairs of them.
Not all of us enjoy having dirty shitty assholes while walking and working.
I guess mohammed likes it when it's dirty right? Need to make him feel at home.
>>70381891
India is in Asia, you spasticated obese Americano.
Americans have a different definition of Asians. In Europe, Asia and Asians actually mean Asia and Asians. Not just Chink land.
Hell, British Asian = British Indian/Pakistani and not usually Jap or Chink.
>>70382179
It's a subcontinent.
>>70381894
>Shit stuck on your ass hair.
Lol i don't even... what?
>>70382090
>only 15
Is there a place for me where I can donate clothes to Argentina?
>>70379984
>>70380675
>>70381080
>>70381399
>Verena Weis (niknamed Indira) Recently, after spending more than a year in Israel, Verena made an Orthodox Conversion to Judaism. Her Hebrew name is Shira, meaning "Song" in Hebrew.
Every Fucking time /pol/ is right !!!!! ...Now I know why she's shilled so hard in this thread.........
>>70382228
It can happen with the right shit density and if you don't detach the load right, as small chunks might get stuck to the hair like hanging niggers.
I've been eating properly for some months and it doesn't happen too often but it can.
>>70382267
Yeah you see since we have our asses clean we don't need to change underwear 3 times a say.
I have around 15 and i never use more than 8 a week.
Learn to banter cuck.
>>70382415
Fix your fucking diet you dirty WOP.
>>70382415
I guess i don't have a hairy asshole since i have german and austrian/white italian genes.
I'm sorry for you 25% arabic hairy gene giuseppe.
>>70382461
fix your reading comprehension you dirty negro
>>70382553
nah you are just one of those hairless speaking monkeys from the continent, adult human males who aren't niggers get hair due to testosterone
>>70382210
Indian Ocean. Indian subcontinent.
Got its own Ocean and Continent.
Based as fuck.
Anyway, Americans have a different terminology for Asians, it's the opposite for us here.
>>70382426
>cuck
That wasn't nice, I have always treated you negroes nice and never been a racist but with your attitude I might think twice next time I deal with an African.
>>70379277
its that much pressure?
>>70382656
I do have hair but it's not long enough to get "chunks of shit" clinged to it.
Now go make me an overcooked pizza and terrible pasta that was perfected here because we actually cook it longer than 2 minutes.
Oh you should also try cheese with it, it's great.
>>70381869
Indian
>>70382718
To me, it's on par with saying there's no such thing as Europe or Asia. It's "Eurasia." That what they tried to indoctrinate me with back in hippie-era school. It obviously has nothing to do with any possible way of defining things.
I prefer when we named colonies "French Indo-China" and things like that. Perfectly rational.
>>70382897
>nigger thinks he wuz pasta and sheeeeit
You eat like a pig
>>70381869
German Jew , you'r being shilled hard>>70382371
>>70382735
Your women are raped on the streets, your govt and media is controlled by the jews, your culture is nearly dead.
I was going to visit Sweden on my next trip but i fear i will get raped on Africa Malmo.
Guess i'll try Japan midsummers eve, it's safer there.
>>70382897
You subhuman baboon.
You literal nigger.
How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?
You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back into the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.
I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers ship to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally it's the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early onset of Alzheimers in adults.
Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about human affairs again you antiquated farm equipment. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage. Your crude makeup isn't fooling anyone.
You nigger.
You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilization.
You are the Baltimore of South America.
Go fertilize the Pampas with you and your families corpses, it's the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life nigger, you will have a job. Making food for a race of beings of infinitely higher worth than you. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.
Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.
>>70383072
It's not we wuz retard im talking about the present.
If anything it's italian we wuz pasta kings n shieeet.
>>70383052
Why? French Indo-China made no fucking sense whatsoever. "Indo" comes from "Indus", the Persians/Indo-Aryans couldn't pronounce "Indus" and called India (previously known as "Aryavarta", land of the Aryans) "Indo" where the name India came from.
What the fuck does Indonesia have to do with the Indus?
India is part of Asia. India is also a subcontinent. Indians are also Asians. Don't be an ignorant cracker who knows little of relations between Asians.
>>70383178
I enjoy this meme greatly.
Now go back to your shelter mixed arabic shitskin.
>>70383095
I look Indian. I sound Indian. I have an Indian name. But I decide to change my religion to Judaism?
Am I a Jew or am I mentally disturbed? I think the latter.
>>70383096
>nigger pretends he can travel
>nigger dreams of vacations
One day if you work hard that caravan will be yours nigger.
>>70383352
You have to look at the big picture. The French colonized it, and it was a nice bit of tract between India and China as you squeak your way around the mountains.
>>70383363
Ah so that's why you don't even know how to use a bidet, as Jamal cleans that sissy asshole right trough. Got it.
