Where are you from and how much trouble would you get into if a police officer found you holding on to this
>>70373670
dude
>>70373670
Van, none because of my card.
Probably put it in a baggy and say "wouldn't want ya to lose any of these fire nugs yo"
Suburb of Chicago
$50 ordinance ticket
Norway. 250-500$ fine I guess. Also on the record ofcourse
>>70373670
I just bought 5g of AK47.
Should I try and get myself arrested to find out?
California, and zero
Milwaukee, and I'd swallow it because you can always go buy more.
>>70373670
D.C.
25 dollar fine if 2 oz or less.
anything under two ounces in the UK is classed as possession provided when you were caught it was all in one bag and not blatantly baggied separately to sell. regardless of the law most police forces are lax on cannabis possession now, it would be confiscated and you'd be hit with a warning but not a lot else. at least in my area.
born in chicago
live in los angeles
i wouldn't get in trouble because i am not a cuck
>>70373670
depends on my skin color
>>70373670
It'd be like annuda shoah
Chicago city.
>caught
Northeast PA
He'd take half and tell me to fuck off
>>70373670
>no record
>white
>police family
Not worth the paper work. probly smoke the rest of it with me to destroy the evidence.
DK - ~300 dollar fine. (50% student discount)
Grand Rapids, Michigan
A 25 dollar fine and they'd dump the bag
>>70373867
>Chinkouver
Ahahaha Fraser Valley is less liberal
fuck off stonerfag
>>>/b/
Arizona. Pot is a felony regardless of amount.
>Not occasionally vaporizing wax
Doing it wrong m8
>>70373670
Keep smoking
>>70373670
Pot is degenerate
Iowa. Fine up to $1,000/ 6 months in jail. Jesus. Definitely only keeping easily swallowed joints on me rather than glassware or pieces.
Oregon
>none
>>70373670
None.
Texas. One gram could get you a misdemeanor with probation and drug tests. I swear to god the Bible Belt with all these Evengelical Christian politicians are fucking retarded.
oregon
$100 fine and ticket (minor misdemeanor if less than 100 grams)
T. Ohio
>>70373670
I'm in Texas so quite a bit. I'm a recreational drug user though so that is rarely all I have on me but I do always have weed on me. It's scary shit m8.
>>70373670
Depends on the amount, if it's up to 20 grams ( might be a bit more, I don't remember it) and as long as it is clearly for personal use then at most they'll confiscate it and make me go to a psychologist.
>>70374296
They sell AK in the UK? Damn, I thought that was only a California thing.
Milwaukee $200 fine + $250? for glassware/scales. Idk, 8 years of smoking daily all over the city and 40,000+ miles high driving and never been caught
Can't wait for country wide legalization, walking around with a fat joint in Denver with no worry is the best high
>>70377147
Yeah it's only been here 20 years
>>70376254
Concentrates are a felony charge in every state.
>>70373670
Prob get probation if its my first
>>70377339
May be the case but its the superior cannabis
>>70377147
You thought you were a special snowflake
>>70373670
>New York
>Not enough trouble
if it weren't for the fact that making things illegal consequently creates a black market for it and makes the situation worse I would be in favor of harsh laws against drugs as well as banning alcohol
>>70373670
ohio
its a 100$ ticket for up to 100 grams
>>70373670
our cops are on strike
South Carolina here. Like a $200 fine if you're white, maybe a quick trip to the county drunk tank for a night if the cop is having a shitty day or you're a nigger.
>>70373670
cop would most surely try to intimidate me into giving him a $2-$10 bribe then let me go
>>70377619
The need to alter ones state of consciousness has been a human need since the beginning of time. Almost every civilization in existence has found some way to do so. It's a basic human right, and people like you are the equivalent of a virgin advocating that everyone else in the world stop having sex because he can't/doesn't want to have sex himself.
Depends
>local police
Absolutely nothing maybe a $100 pesos bribe or giving them my weed
> federal police
A fucking beating, and a bribe of $500 pesos, maybe they would take my weed
They usually don't
>military
JESUS
I hope they never find my weed, because they usually are undercover narcos and they will BEAT MY ASS if they find a bag of weed. No quick bribe can save you for the broken bones
>>70378042
It's not a need, you can survive just as well without it, and people have for generations.
It's nothing more than self-destructive escapism and absolutely degenerate behavior that benefits nobody but cartels and hippies that contribute nothing to society.
If you feel you have a NEED to alter your state of mind, then the problem isn't people like me the problem is with your state of mind and you should work on improving yourself immediately because it's clearly not a healthy state to be in.
>>70378356
This is the truth
The life drug users waste is punishment enough I believe
>>70378356
Lol do more drugs faggot. It's fun as fuck. You only live once there Captain America.
>>70375889
>No lacking savage detected
Washington State
Absolutely none besides "just smoke it in private".
>>70377262
>>70377147
Brits have the worse indoor.
Fraction of the price and double the quality here.
Not that I, uh, do those kinda things.
>>70373670
Decriminalized here frendo. At least at that amount. The USA as a whole, not so much. Ol' white blue state of Maine, yessah.
If you're white: sometimes you get off the hook, sometimes a fine and confiscated.
If you're a muslim: police apologizes for not providing enough economic chances as a country and will give you free housing and around 1k eu a month
>>70373670
>Maryland
>$100 ticket
misery, usa
probably get arrested.
>>70378356
Look at it like this, being in an altered state of mind is like getting stereoscopic vision on life. You see your day and life from a different perspective and personally I have had quite a few positive, life changing insights while high.
Everything you do for leisure is a form of escapism, your video games, your books, tv, internet, pol. I choose to smoke a bowl when I get off work at 11 pm and relax for 2 hours while watching some youtube or reading whatever interests me that day before bed. I contribute more to this country then half of 4chan's user base of straightedge NEETs living on autism buxs
>>70373670
>Be at friend's house
>Know he's a dope smoker, don't care he's bro
>Don't know how much was in house
>Didn't know he was selling
>Cops raid house while I'm over playing video games
>Was in the same room as the dope, knew it was there but didn't know amount
>Smoked maybe twice in my life, never ever bought dope in my life
>Get arrested and charged with a felony
>Probably gonna get indicted cuz DA is an asshole
I hate life, I wake up every morning thinking about how this could possibly prevent me from getting a decent job ever again. It's shit
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=george+soros+cannabis
>>70375915
Mostly this. Recruits will politely ask you to drop it on the ground and move along.
>>70373670
They take me to the local jail for a night where they'll smoke it in front of me to teach me to hide my drugs better
>>70380056
I kinda feel for your fucked police mate. How can it get so bad jesus.
White, clean cut, and well dressed, so probably just a warning or a ticket.
>>70379765
>LAND OF THE FREEEE
In Belgium, almost nothing will happen.
>>70379847
Wow, google just asked me to let them store info on me.
At least they ask. Assholes.
>>70380204
The silver lining of nation-wide corruption is that if you've got 20USD and talk respectfully, you can avoid getting jailed for petty crimes like drug posession or red lights. It shouldn't be like this but hey, I'm not paying fines.
>>70380380
It was a felony amount, it was like 8 oz or something. I just happened to be in the room here it was. I bet you'd get arrested too for 8 oz in Belgium, even just by being in the same room as it
>>70379765
We need to go back to the days of the legal opium dens. I'm sick of this drug war shit and I have zero interest in doing them myself.
>>70373670
If you have no records nothing will happen. They will maybe make you pee for sometime and see psychologist about drug use. But that rarely happens they let you go for small amount. No prison. Selling is another story though.
>>70379765
HAHAH you fucked up mate
>>70377339
>got caught with 5 grams on me
>cops let me go
providence, RI
no fines with card
anyone else an actual patient or consume very large doses?
I have had pretty onset epilepsy after a head accident eat about 400mg a day and vaporize about two grams of oil a week
>>70381426
*pretty severe
DUDE
>>70378356
smoke a blunt instead of a cock sometime, faggot
DUuuUuuUuuUuuuUUuuuuUUuuuUUUUdE
>>70380809
Top view now. Switched to flowering. R8 my grow bitches.
>>70381845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTfoknRZrAA&nohtml5=False
>>70377339
and yet I can go buy some at my local recreational dispensary
cops would give me a ticket like an open container if they saw the weed outside of it's original packaging though. Or tell me to move along if I was smoking it in public.
I'm in the conservative part of CO
>>70381932
Looks like shitty Turkish hash
>>70373670
Holding was legalized back in 2009 after being outlawed because The USA wanted it that way back in 1989 for no apparent reason, also they sprayed poison all over South American soil just to make sure.
>>70373670
How much, if that much. Prolly a warning or small fine
>>70373670
Alamosa CO. I would be in violation of my probation for DUI Marijuana
>dude weeeeed
>>70373670
MN. $200 fine, misdemeanor. Likely forced drug counseling and maybe community service.
Hate this bullshit state, it is progressive in all the wrong ways. I would certainly lose my job if ticketed for marijuana possession. Can't risk losing my job so I avoid the stuff, shame it really does help with insomnia.
Alaska. Nothing would happen because it's legal on a statewide level.
>>70382270
Bendfag here
>>70382457
It's og kush u fucking kivi fucker.
I'd get hanged. Capital punishment for drug traffickers and dealers
>>70373670
$1 Fine as long as I'm in this county. It would be my first offense.
Portland Oregon, if they could smell it they'd probably ask me to put it in an airtight container for consideration then tell me to have a nice day
>>70373670
i've had cops hand weed back to me
>>70373670
I'm in OH, something like $100... very minor shit, but wouldn't want to have that on my record. Although with it getting legalized now, it'll be moot nationwide in 5-10 years
>>70373670
Oregon. Absolutely nothing.
Even before the laws changed I got "caught" with weed 3 times, never even got a ticket. Just confiscated and one time took my pipe too.
Years ago, was lighting up in the passenger seat after a hard day of moving. It was probably 3am and my buddy driving (who doesn't smoke) was doing like 80mph. I was explaining to him how if we got pulled over nothing would happen. Got lit up and pulled over OFC.
Cop comes up to us, smells weed, I hand him my pipe and my dro. He says if that's all, it's cool but they are gonna search the car. Pulls us out and calls in a K9.
I soon realize we are going to be fine as there is nothing in the vehicle and my friend is sober. They typically are looking for meth/hard drugs. I decide to tell a joke to the cop because fuck it. Exchange goes like this:
Me: "Hey, wanna hear a joke?"
Officer: "**sigh** Sure anon, why not..."
Me: "How many cops does it take to change a light bulb?"
Officer: (long pause) "How many? ...."
Me: "Doesn't matter, they're gonna beat up the room for being black anyway"
Officer: (Delayed reaction) "**doubles over laughing** Oh man! I thought I'd heard 'em all. Can't wait to tell the boys at the station that one!"
He told us he'd never leave his desk if he wrote tickets for possession of less than an ounce. Let us off with a warning, took my shitty pipe and $5 of weed. Even left my pocket knife in the glove compartment placed neatly. I'm pretty sure my joke got us out of a speeding ticket that night too.
