Can we talk about Australian wildlife? Why is it so weird?
These fuckers scare the shit out of me.
>>70370699
I don't know Spurdo, he looks like he could love you long time.
>>70370699
>Why is it so weird?
They've become strong after adapting to the harshest element known to man
Banter
>>70370699
can i look like that natty?
australia is isolated from asia and the americas, and shit evolved differently
A kangaroo isnt that weird anyway, it's basically a giant jumping rat
Kangaroos are the shit, I want one.
>>70372418
No.
>>70370699
Chill.
>>70372769
>not knowing the difference between a red and gray kangaroo
Poor americuck
>>70370699
>walking down the street in Australia
>Kangaroo comes up from behind and chokes you out
how do people survive in that fucking country?
>>70372046
They can fuck you up pretty badly.
>>70372769
I shouldn't be laughing but that's just hilarious.
Every region has their strange, endemic wildlife.
Australia just happens to be a very isolated continent, so EVERYTHING is wierd.
>>70370699
It's like a furfag's wet dream
breh..
>>70373349
But I'm pretty sure that New Zealand doesn't have monsters like the ones in Australia.
>>70373494
Gang signs. You need to careful of these fuckers.
>>70373580
you saved the thumbnail, canada, also your leaf fell off
>>70373580
nice thumbnail
>>70370699
'mirin arms
no homo
>>70373713
New Zealand is also not a continent.
>>70373580
That's one buff ant you got a picture of.
The really weird shit died out when the abos started burning stuff to hunt. There were 26 foot long komodo dragons, giant kangaroos, land crocodiles, and giant snakes the size of the largest pythons but were completely unrelated.
>>70372769
Its all fun and games until the big red roo comes knocking on your door after he heard what happened to his cousin...
You're on a vacation in Australia and this kangaroo slaps your girlfriend's ass. What do you do?
>>70370699
australian megafauna is based too bad it died thanks to aboons
>>70373749
>>70373771
hehe
>you had one job
>>70373494
They need to stop giving this fucker steroids he can barely move.
Also mutant roided kangaroos are not the answer tot he emu threat relax.
>>70373713
Pretty sure theirs are worse, mate.
>boom
>boom
>CRASH
That's all it takes for a fucking emu to break into your house and murder your entire family. If the emu doesn't get you, the spiders will. Are you prepared?
>>70374165
WHAT'S ON THE PAPERS?
WHAT'S ON THE PAPERS!?!
>>70372046
>a kangaroo isn't that weird anyway, it's basically a giant jumping rat
>rat
>giant
>jumping
I consider that pretty weird, senpai
>>70370699
How can Australian men even compete?
>>70374291
What kind of ammo do you use against spiders? Probably straight for the flamethrower huh?
>>70374319
I dont get it? Is that an Abo joke?
>>70374249
that cunt's 6'7" as well
>>70374281
>maori
>worse than Abos
"No"
>>70374115
The legs i understand but why are the arms so ripped?
>a kangaroo has bigger delts than you
>>70374115
:( Prep his BKC
>>70374813
curls brah
>>70374115
>Bite one of his ears ala Tyson
>Shout furiously: IT WAS A PRANK M8, IT WAS A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT, LOOK AT THE CAMERA
>Get beaten to almost death
>Get into the Hotel bleeding and his a couple broke ribs
>Spill the Aussie ear
>Tell my grandchildren that time an Aussie challenged me in a fight
>End story saying I beat the shit out of him and local Emus offered me their virgins as a tribute
>Die peacefully
>>70374459
Buckshot and napalm
>>70374561
i was replying to a guy from Panama.
>>70374420
Sauce
>>70373876
A CUTE
>>70370699
You Euros are just pussy when it comes to wildlife.
I could shoot a kangaroo in the face with my shotgun a lot easier than I can get rid of a black widow, brown widow, or brown recluse.
>>70375383
Well yeah, Americans have guns. I would have to fight that thing with pic related.
>>70375383
Allright then, going to send my local bear to your neighborhood.
>>70370699
>Australians getting cucked by Roos
Damn, now THIS is what girls really want.
>>70375670
I live in CA. He can fight my bears then.
>>70375584
That knife is sexy, I want one.
>>70374291
This post's pretty fucking reddit.
>>70370699
yfw they have forked penises or something.
>>70375670
That shit happens all the time.
>>70375955
The superior brown bear will first fuck your black bears asses and then eat you alive
>>70373713
the maori ate not only them, but also the previous men that inhabited the land.
Except the giant eagle. That died because the islandniggers ate it's only food source.
Lets talk about Australia's actually dangerous wildlife.
Exhibit: Crocs.
>>70374813
They probably fucking gave him waits and showed him how to lift them. Either that or he just has some hormone issue. Plus some of the images are shopped. Not all though hes real enough.
Shhh... it will be over soon
>>70372046
I see them arround a lot and i still think they are weird.
If you hit one with your car they can go through the windscreen alive and kick the driver to death or make you crash.
Jumping cunts.
>>70376390
>Emu war
>visiting my best friend who is an australia native
>we've known each other for years, even dated for three days (i was counting each hour)
>lounging on her couch watching Australia's Got Talent
>she inches closer and whispers "get up and come with me" in my ear
>i follow her to her bed room
>she tells me to lie down
>she pulls out straps and ties me down
"time to prep the roo, cunt"
>massive 6'1 kangaroo hops in with an erection
>hops over to me and punches me in the face fracturing my nose
>best friend kneels down and starts blowing the kangaroo right in my face
>im in utter disbelief
>kangaroo spits on me
>look up
>"U mad white boi?"
>knocks me out
>wake up with both of them having left and me drenched in kangaroo cum and spit
>mfw
>>70376517
looks like the training's paying off
>>70376446
Nah male Roos use their arms quite a bit while fighting. That Roo has probably been given a good diet, allowing it to pack on extra weight than normal. They tend not to really put on much fat, unlike most other mammals. Secondly they often take a lot of their body-weight on their arms when they are grazing. So it is probably like they are already doing some weight training.
>>70376517
is he ok
Kangas are pretty scary tbqh, went down to my family's shack for Easter when I was 12 and one of the cunts swung at me. They don't let you off easy.
>>70377169
The weak should fear the strong.
>>70377169
he'll be fine
fucking aussies and their wierd ass wildlife sometimes i think they are not actually humans and are kangoroos inside human skin fuckers
>>70374988
picture forgot "no foreskins"
>>70377310
Other places have niggers, you have marsupial gangs
>they control the eucalyptum drug trade
>>70377609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MY5LmRXoeM
>>70377609
Why do all mexicans want to go to the US when the gibs are better at eu and the flight would only cost 500 shekels or so? It is a worthy amount of money but surely they could save up to it in a year or 2?
>>70370699
dunno man, it's like an alien planet, wtf kangaroos are a type of deer.
>>70376582
>transition
>>70372769
Ah yes, the Australian rite of manhood.
To go out into the outback, and film yourself defeating a Kangaroo in unarmed combat.
The larger the kangaroo you defeat, the greater your standing in Australian society.
>>70373494
We wuz kangarooz and shiet
>>70370699
Seriously, are roos really that fucking cut? How does that even happen?
>>70373713
In another time maybe.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haast%27s_eagle
>>70378186
Keked and saved.
>>70376517
Diaz v McGregor. Conor McGregor confirmed for being a weak ass kangaroo
>>70376517
Did that kangaroo really apply a chokehold?!?!
>>70370699
Red kangaroos are not scary. If they ever, for any reason, bother you, make and maintain eye contact, stomp on their foot (aim for the big toes) and scream "NO!". They may need two good feet stomps, but they will fuck off and leave you alone, assuming of course they bother you first.
>>70377944
>thinks Mexicans have 500 anything over the course of their entire lives
Some may be able to collect 500 bullets, but that's about it
fuck u all
>>70377022
K>>70376390
Not to mention all the fucking snakes. Grandpa shot a couple of five metre crocs in the territory back in the 50s. Had the jawbone skull somewhere but some cuck relative got rid.
>>70377944
i actually want to go to europe, before /pol/ i thought you were a group of proud nations with a great history that come together to become even better, when i discover the truth it hurt me more than knowing that the joos controled the world, seriusly guys do something up, help is coming, i will do the holy tradition of my ancestors
>REMOVE KEBAB WILD AZTEC STYLE
>>70378560
Before Australia was settled, tribal conflicts between Emus and Kangaroos was common. Both species adapted their own fighting styles as a result.
Are aussies scared of this bird?
>>70378743
Just bring one of the cartels with you and once the eternal kebab has been removed we could just give the cartel monopoly on weed everywhere in europe and everyone would be happy!
>>70378812
>the crips and the bloods aussie style
>>70378812
Err ok. Not surprised by the kicks though. Didn't know those little arms could choke though, or that 'roos *knew* they could choke at least. That's something you usually have to train a human to do.
>>70372769
are you fucking kidding me?
>>70378560
Who knew they had access to UFC bouts.
>>70378879
na men cartel are pretty fucking brutal, they only deal with cocaine and pretty fuck up stuff, they probably sell it to the mudslims
>>70377486
fucking kek
saved for future baits
>>70379075
But if they would get the monopoly and then they could pay people back in south-america where the weed would be grown better than they do now (no slavery living wage) do you think they would still be brutal ?
>>70379075
Muds have their own coke grass to chew on. They don't need mexishit cut with aspirin.
>>70372769
>fighting a grey
Real men take out a red.
>>70378826
They can kick you to death, so why wouldn't you be at least cautious?
>>70378661
I put this in my cute bugs folder, thanks bro.
>>70378826
Emu shock troops, their talons can tear right through a tank's armor plating. And their head horn can deflect bullets with a swing of their head.
>>70372769
Oh man I'm crying over here... So good!
One of these guys are getting shipped to me in a few days
>>70379449
Is that a boa? Doesn't look like anything venomous.
Damn dat nigga lookz like he gon bench 300 lbs
yeah bitches, look my great horns
>>70379301
Americans don't fight without assured superiority.
Just look at Russia, have any Americans troop ever touched their clay? No? They are too busy bombing medieval people from drones.
>>70379624
jungle carpet python
not venomous at all.
>>70379355
>the moment that you dont know if its banter or not
fucking aussies
Did europeans kill all the dangerous animals that lived there, or was it purely based on climate stuff. Because today Europe has literally no animals of danger worth mentioning.
were our ancestors that smart that we eliminated the danger while others didn't or what happened?
Did creatures like pic related manage to kill huge beasts like wooly mammoths while ripped ass Africans struggled to kill regular elephants?
What happened?
>>70379355
can't lie emus would probably scare the shit out of me if I ran into one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9OBqYbZ99c
we only have turkeys (which are huge assholes)
>>70378560
>>70378645
Male red kangaroos are sometimes known to try to rape human females
>>70379708
>attack people who can't attack back
>don't attack people who can destroy the planet with nukes
yea what a retarded strategy
>>70379932
Bears and wolves were killed on the "mainland" mostly, check wolves of paris. They are still live and well up here and in the east. Dont know about any venomous animals, pretty much just have 1 snake that's bite is as strong as a bee sting.
>>70379932
Bears can be pretty spooky :c
>>70379741
oh pretty cool I think you can actually tell by the head shape which snek will fuck you up and which won't.
Kangaroos fucking terrify me, lads. I love you Aussies but I'd never visit your cunt with those bitches there
>>70379932
There are still wolverines, wolves, brown bears and boars.
>>70378826
Yep. They are only present in the north, whilst roos can (rarely) appear in or near big cities. But roos are mostly harmless. Wouldn't one to jump out in front of my car whilst on the road though
>>70370699
I wonder if people have given Kangaroos anabolic steroids just to see what happens. My guess is that it would either kill it or it would become the most badass fighting animal on earth.
>>70379301
That's a camel with a shooped head, buddy
>>70379986
God damn, that Emu is ducking and weaving like a pro.
>>70378242
red kangaroos are swole as fuck
just be thankful our real megafauna are long dead
>>70380181
In zoos they're kept at a safe distance. Only Wallabies are approachable. They take measures to make sure you're safe. Apparently they will only get aggressive if they see you as a male.
God help you if you run into a group in the wild though.
>>70379986
Komodo dragons I find disturbing
>>70380473
Roos are mostly harmless, especially grays
You can see them in some outer suburbs, just grazing and lazing peacefully
>>70372046
>it's basically a giant jumping rat
sounds like the description of a vidya enemy
>>70380545
I hear if one bites you, you're absolutely fucked. All that bacteria and disease frothing in their saliva.
>>70380431
That kangaroo looks like pic related
>>70380688
Yep true dat
>>70379986
>>70380323
Just like Mayweather
>>70380545
I wuz just kissing your ankle bruv dont disrespect my culture!
>>70380112
Wolves and bears are definitely dangerous, but honestly I can't think of the last time I've heard of someone being killed by one here in Minnesota. We have them both. They have been confined to such small locations that they can basically only attack other animals.
This type of thing surely happened a long time ago back on the motherland.
Europe used to have cheetahs and lions and shit. Did ancient Europeans just win the survival Olympics or what?
>>70370699
i would let a kanga cuck me 2bh
Do roos try to box humans because we too are bipedal?
>>70379301
Yeah that was weak as piss, the grey couldn't even see the guy due to night and a light shine right in its face.
>>70380850
Couldn't pay me enough to fuck with these things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijG2iO2uQz4
>>70377169
Those two are bros. They chilled later with their wives. It's cool.
>>70380880
Yeah last bear fatality here was in 98 if i remember right, wolves ate plenty of kids on the west coast i think in the late 1800's, traffic is way more dangerous than wildlife unless you live in the sundabar province of india where tigers literally snack you.
>>70380850
eugh
>>70380863
That first pic was a quadripedal animal. This one probably wasn't shooped reds can get quite buff
No wonder the meat is lean
>>70379053
Why are they so swole
>>70380880
Bears are way scarier than roos, I mean honestly
I went to shit post land as a teen. Saw my first pair of tits flashed to me.
Ate roo meat. The stars were incredible as I was 5 hours from a small city.
>>70381050
Sir that is just racist and speciesist, now you have to go and do 20 hours with them dragons, cis scum.
>>70374420
That's why we built a fence
>>70381050
If one of those motherfuckers bite you you are dead. At least that what I read, their teeth and mouth are filled with bacteria and fungus lethal to mammals. It will be a painful death.
>>70381180
At first, I thought that was a huge bird spreading its wings
>>70380880
Bears and wolves generally don't see humans as being prey, so they're more likely to run the fuck away than hunt. Any animal will attack to defend itself or it's young though.
The one that scares me is Cougars. Attacks are rare but those things are fucking psychotic when they do get desperate enough to try.
>>70373269
Shitposting, mostly.
>>70381211
That was for a much deadlier enemy, the rabbits
Also to keep the stolen generation out, haven't you seen that movie check your privilege
>>70381356
Yes, lot of cougars in my neighbourhood, no weapon will repel them
>>70381172
I don't know about kangaroos but bears don't like random encounters. Unless you sneak up on them they'll be long gone before you come across one.
>>70381356
Most bear are bro tier, they actually see humans as equals (non-hunting zones) like our Andean forests. There are curious but will leave you alone once they get bored. Polar bear are the only ones that will hunt humans on sight.
>>70381180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXD9HnrNrvk
>>70372046
>shit evolved differently
Abos included.
>>70377022
roger is such a badass.
You know he crushes those metal buckets for fun? It takes several years of good feed for a Roo to get big, but that is their natural and final form.
someone post the wwbm of a red chocking out a another roo to death, it's burtel
>>70370699
>>70378667
>five metre crocs
holy shit
>>70381478
I love how platypuses destroy every evolutiontard arguments.
>>70371194
delete this
>>70370699
hell that roo is ripped as fuck
I am a #cruzmissile now
>>70381479
Roos are not particularly afraid of humans, true, but they have tiny brains. I've never heard of a human killed by one. It probably has happened and I'm sure there's a wikipedia article on it. I know there have been attacks, and you don't want to collide with one at high speed.
Now feral pigs, there some scary shit
>>70381356
http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2016/03/30/hikers-run-in-with-cougar-on-narrow-trail-caught-on-camera/
watch the video here and tell me you wouldn't shit yourself
>>70379932
We hunted in packs, using tools like the sling-bow, coordnation, and our ever faithful companion, the doge. If you are a white male without a dog, you need to reconsider your life. If we had started on any continent the wildlife would be pacified or extinct. Just look at the Aussies, they ride Roos to work. How long did that take?
>>70370699
I always think it's a bit crazy when you look back at how animals were described before they were catalogued(?)
>"Giant rabbits 6' tall!"
>Kangaroos
>"Large men who live in the mountains of tremendous strength"
>Gorillas
Some of them are really great and you never looked at them like that because you're so used to them now, but back then it must have been like an irl ruse.
>>70381726
No they dont, the land in Australia is still literally in the Permian period in terms of geology so monotremes existing there makes a ton of sense.
>>70374291
>>70374459
Actually, in Australia, vacuum manufactures advertise their vacuums based on how well they can suck up Spiders and how well the vacuum cleaner can kill the Spider once sucked up and how easy it is to dispose of the spider afterwards.
This is a genuine thing in Australia and when buying vacuum cleaners in stores, customers frequently ask how well does the vacuum cleaner deal with spiders before buying.
>>70381726
How
>>70372769
small grey kangaroo, darkness, light shined in it's face..
and this bitch still thinks he's tough for knocking it out, he's no tougher than the bitch in my picture
>>70381925
just look at it
>>70381825
Fuck these snakes familia, i dont even wanna know how big they are in the deepest darkest holes of the amazon.
>>70370699
literally nothing wrong with them they are extremely peaceful animals normally, unless you threaten it or try to mess with it then you should be scared.
>>70373494
There's 2 bipedal species on the planet and we're not even the badass one
>>70381597
Its true. There was an instance of one trying to rape a hiker, she had to strangle it to death with her bare hands. But as I said, roo attacks are pretty rare
>>70380880
Minneapolis fag reporting in
>>70382109
How can we even compete?
>>70382043
Oh I see you've not actually got an argument.
>>70382043
The platypus has fur because its a mammal
It lays eggs because its a monotreme since Australia was cut off from the rest of the land since the Permian era it makes sense for very primitive proto mammal groups to still exist in it like marsupials, if Australia was connected they would have been outcompeted by us superior placental mammals.
The platypus has a bill because fuck you iit has a bill and its bill is an electric field sensor organ
It has poison because I have on idea
>>70381606
This fucker looks like he's waiting around to kick some guy's ass. Just hanging outside his house, waiting for him to leave.
Kangaroos are all over the place in Aus, I was petting one at a golf course and before I knew what was going on I had 20 of them surrounding me
Thought they were gonna fuck me up but they were friendly af
Giant ozzy rats are more civilized than nigs
>>70382273
Better watch what you say on 4chan... just saying...
>>70372046
>roos are jumping rats
>a fucking placental mammal
No
>>70382162
Kek Abos were fucking up Kangaroos for 50,0000 years.
>>70373922
Oz was just the cutoff. Everything up is a "continent"; smaller land masses are "islands". It's semantics. Wildlife doesn't know the difference.
>>70381108
I find it funny when modern libs rip on indians when they kill a tiger, when it wrecks havoc on their village like a serial killer. Yet those same pussy ass libs would only be alive today because of alpha males in the past who killed those same predatory beasts in the past.
>>70376582
>mfw the western world will cuck all the young rapefuges into furry shit.
>>70373713
They have worse t b h
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBdvRCkCNfo
>>70381785
How about this for a house cat turned into a feral monster?
>>70382351
There is no talking to those people, they are too far gone. They can call me back after they get mauled by some devious beast.
>>70377944
Good question senpai, paying a smuggler to cross you and endanger your life costs many times more.
>>70382146
>she had to strangle it to death with her bare hands
>>70373580
I dont knwo whats funnier, that you saved a thumbnail, or that all these faggots clicked on an image of a big buff roo
>>70382377
Oh don't remind me about these fuckers. They land on sheep's backs and eat their kidneys, sheep can't do shit about it and the Kea know it.
They're just too fucking smart for a bird.
>>70378645
>stomp on their foot
>red roo
Nigger you just sign your death sentence
>>70382587
>not wanting to have your boipussy be fucked by big kanga cock
are you a fag or something pedro?
>>70381785
Video removed by user?
Red roos can't outmuscle a drop bear, they wouldn't even have the chance
>>70382377
Stationary police car 1- keas mindlessly intent on destruction 0
That was pretty pissweak cuz, at least they should've crapped on it
>>70382770
Is that for real ?
>>70382410
forgot pic
>>70379986
>emoo
why are americans so triggered by the letter u?
>>70373713
They used to have giant birds i think that the maori wiped out but keep in mind new zealand is the youngest country in the world
>>70382757
there's another version of it if you scroll up leaf
> Not posting this semen demon
>>70380473
Bullshit m8 kangas walk around free at a bunch of zoos and never fuck with people, I got a picture of me hugging one
>>70382853
absolutely, can't you tell from the convincing images?
>>70382853
Yes, but don't try to google them, everything about the drop bear is deep-web material
>>70378949
They seem to be quite experienced boxers actually, they fight like that among themselves, that is how they learned it, they have been doing that to each other since they were babies playing.
I once saw a video of one doing a pretty strong 1-2-punchcombo finished by a chokehold that nearly killed the guy, he could not even scream for help, took a while before they realized he was hurting him.
>>70382257
The universe was taking a hard shit and when it finally came out it yelled platypus, instantly knowing it'd made a mistake in it's moment of pain and fury. Flushed it nonetheless.
>>70381825
isn't that a python
This trigger the australian
>>70382257
It was trying to evolve into the perfect super weapon but instead ended up like one of those robowars machines with too many weapons.
>>70383237
Nice cute looking girl.
>>70383015
Post it that sounds cute.
>tfw wooly mammoths and wooly rhinos might roam the world again in your lifetime
I seriously hope the asians do this. Fuck all the moral shit, just give me a wooly mammoth and rhino goddamit
>>70370699
Can we talk about Finnish wildlife? Why is it so weird?
Kebabs scare the shit out of me.
>>70383138
Is every fucking thing in Australia a thing to bully foreigns ?
>>70382972
Sorry, can't see it because of NoScript. I hate modern websites (pic related).
>>70382853
Unfortunately.
In zoos they act docile, there's a chemical in eucalyptus leaves that calms them down and suppresses their violent natures. That's why they only feed them that.
In the wild they're incredibly dangerous. Dropping from trees to land on prey more than twice their size.
>>70379932
Y'all massacred wolves and bears. Yurocucks cut all their forests down right after they genocided the pagans.
>>70383266
Im more interested in a land based platypus since there are no beaked land mammals. On the otherhand had placental freshwater living carnivorans like otters had made it Australia earlier then platypus would be extinct. They only still exist because theres barely anything in the freshwater that can fuck them except the crocs.
>>70370699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqQL-1gZF8&list=PLOHbM4GGWADc5bZgvbivvttAuWGow6h05
>>70383384
Yeah I hate that flash heavy crap as well, breitbart always makes my comp wheeze
>>70373876
I used to raise these little cunts when I was a kid, until the cops came and took them, they'd make perfect pets, quiet, don't make a huge mess, won't (can't) hurt people
They wouldn't be endangered if environmentalists weren't such faggots
>>70378826
Have been bailed up by one in the bush before. Scary bird. When I saw it, it stood up straight to make itself as tall as possible. Would have been about 2.5m. I took off my shirt and held it out in front of me so if it kicked, it would kick my shirt and not my torso. Slowly backed away for about 30 minutes building distance, then hightailed it out of there. I don't think there's been more that 2 or 3 documented deaths in Australia from them, but certainly don't want to push the boundaries.
The most amazing thing I know about this bird is of it's symbiotic relationship with the Cassowary plum. The plum is purple similar to it's neck colouring. It's poisonous to everything except cassowaries. In order for it to germinate, a cassowary has to eat one then shit out the seed...nature is trippy.
>>70382988
DELETE THIS
Every time I go to my folks house in Sydney I get a funny feeling I'm going to step on one of these whenever I enter their laundry room.
>>70383408
Its all part of the natural marsupial drive toward world domination
>>70372769
It's not dead is it?
>>70376517
remember the basics of cqc snake
>>70383529
That's..er evolution
>>70381726
these leaf posts are getting out of control.
your shitposts are not even funny.
>>70383501
They give off a bone-chilling screech at night. It's enough to wake the dead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubMdVvpyI0I
>>70378826
They actually kill. So yes.
>>70382109
>There's 2 bipedal species on the planet
>american education
>>70383408
One time I was at a petting zoo and holding a koala and it ran out of eucalyptus and the zoo worker saw that and her eyes got REALLY big and she ran quick to get some eucalyptus. It started hissing at me.
>>70383845
>implying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3RjAh8PRTQ
>>70384056
Take it's feather and its a human
>>70384099
Reminds me of my wife...
>>70384056
I want to yank its neck.
>>70380312
>>70381115
>That first pic was a quadripedal animal.
Well that camel should probably see a vet, given its knees are bending the wrong way.
>>70384196
Is that an artist representation of looking at it after it bit you?
> Australian wildlife thread
> no wombats
Fucking faggots
>>70381478
what are those whitish nodules?
I could have sworn I had a shitpost in there
I'm still left with no answers as to how Europe cleared all their dangerous animals and yet africa Didn't.
East asia seemed to have accomplished the same task.
Europe/East Asia Union
when?
>>70381460
you need a pork sword to defeat aussie cougars
>>70384343
Poison
>>70384313
Man I wish I had a pet Wombat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE82eFD7AjI
>>70384356
Asia still has a few tigers left, weird considering how motivated they are to find them and consume their organs
>>70384356
I fell for it.
>>70381050
Is the chicken ok?
>>70384433
they store the poison in little nodule things? I thought it was an internal sac
>>70384313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfNmX1do7Po&nohtml5=False
>>70384286
Front part was shooped on
>>70384432
But it doesn't defeat them. They can never get enough
>>70384505
I'm sure he's happy with his new Akomodoations
>>70381050
Fuck you dude I just spent the last 15 mins watching lizards and snakes get BTFO of pinkies
>>70384524
The venom is produced in the crural glands of the male, which are kidney-shaped alveolar glands located in the upper thigh connected by a thin-walled duct to a calcaneus spur, or calcar, on each hind limb.
according to Wikipedia.
I think the platypus in the photo has crabs.
>>70373494
These fuckers have their balls
above their dick?
Also wtf they look more human than abos
>>70384734
>I think the platypus in the photo has crabs.
yugh
>>70384734
Monotremes and marsupials are primitive garbage.
>>70374115
Fuck I never realised how funny roos are. WHY ARE THEY NOT CALLED HORSERATS. LOOK AT THAT HORSE-RAT FACE
>>70371376
Underrated
>>70379023
>are you fucking kidding me?
What the fuck else is there to do there? Get stung to death by 6 foot long scorpions or strangled by snakes?
>>70370699
KNUCK IF YOU BUCK
https://youtu.be/TC1oURSaYoQ
>>70384756
Close you mouth French pede, your saliva leaks through the keyboard.
I've lived in Australia my whole life and the animals are cool. They act in a certain way and in you know their ways then you'll be fine. I'd rather live here than be surrounded by gun-wielding Americans or euro-raping arabians.
>>70370699
>not posting the qtiest weirdo
>>70384487
Those tigers are all in the russian siberian tundra. Practically none of them survive an encounter with a chink or a north korean.
Your best bet is either to put them in a zoo, or teach the chinese how to into 21st century
>>70381211
>the abo proof fence
>>70380431
>tfw you only do chest, arms, and shoulders
>>70381050
Reminds my of the good old days in Alongopo when we used to chuck coins into the crocodile enclosure in one of the bars there. The urchins would dash in to retrieve them, taking care not to lose any limbs.
Other past-times included throwing coins into traffic for real-life frogger games, or off the ship into the water and watching them dive like cormorants after the shiny trinkets.
The glory days of the being a white man in Asia.
>>70384797
RARE KIWI.
>>70372769
Pussy cunt fighting a grey kangaroo, the smallest kangaroo their is, plus the most chill kangaroos.
Can pretty much keep the cunts as pets
If he wasnt a pussy hed fight a red Kangaroo
The real question is why does everything in australia taste so good?
I've eaten crocodile, emu, kangaroo and camel and all of them I would eat again.
>>70377944
They don't seem to know much about Europa at all. Not even on the radar. That was my impression at least.
>>70384943
What?
Are you implying I am sexually aroused by the kangaroo?
If so absolutely yes
>>70385122
I had Kangaroo jerky once, it was pretty good.
>>70385232
Europeans authorities dont accept Christians as refugees. Just look at South Africans.
>>70373713
The had moas which were like emus but twice as big, and fuckhueg eagles that used to eat the moas and reportedly people. But the maoris ate all the moas and the fuckhueg eagles died because they had nothing left to eat.
>>70383529
>>70378826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dcQO6Zb8Eg&nohtml5=False
>Birds didnt evolve from dinosaurs
>>70376517
Australian Jiu Jitsu in action
>>70385343
If the Eagles had held on just a little bit longer, they could have survived off of sheep.
Such a shame.
>>70370699
>These fuckers scare the shit out of me.
Come to Northern Ontario anon. We have bears out the ass, and wolves to boot, as result of faggot hunting restrictions for a decade and a half, they will walk right into town and give no fucks (we can shoot the wolves at least now, no tag or time restrictions), I'd much rather be up against a snake or some shit I can boot-stomp, than a 300kg bear charging me at 30km/hr
>>70385492
Dont blame the eagles, it was the fucking Maoris.
It was difficult to take a couple of eggs and farm it. Stupid natives.
>>70379932
We still have bears ,wolves, moose and even polar bears in the North. It's natural they're extinct on the densely populated areas.
>>70383845
Mine never did that, i'm guessing that's a mating call?
Sounds like a raptor
>>70384206
smhtbhfam
>>70379932
>Did creatures like pic related manage to kill huge beasts
According to <my pic related> I'd say no, he was raped and eaten
>>70383381
Pretty much.
I once told Chinese tourists that the squiggle bark gum tree looked the way it does because people from around the world come to Australia and write their signatures on out trees. Cunt took it hook, line and sinker.
Australia is a harsh and dangerous land, but the people here have adapted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P1vf_7DoLA
>>70376517
somone needs to add wwe commentary over this
>>70386258
You fucking Aussies
>>70370699
Roos are basically bipedal deer with MMA training instead of horns.
>>70382043
Monotremes branched off at such an early point in mammalian history it's kind of a joke that we call them mammals.
The funny thing about them is their fossil record pretty much says that for millions of years they were all bird faced beaver things, the Echidna is a breakthrough in their evolution.
>>70384976
Ridiculously
Photogenic
Mammal
>ctrl+f moa
>zero results
>>70383490
>Koalas eat shit
I did not know this.
>>70386754
>cucked by the maoris
literal shit species
>>70378186
This has to be a tradition in some Australian family
>>70381306
Can DP chicks with it's face. Fucking awesome.
>>70386754
You lying nigger there were three mentions of the moa before your post
>>70386864
>Koalas eat shit
>I did not know this.
I heard they are not even real bears, get your travel brochures straight Oz
>>70384555
They're like a real life metroid prime enemy,
>>70381539
Holy crap that is one depressing fellow lol
>>70385676
Yeah, fuck bears. Everyone goes on about our dangerous animals, but apart from sharks and crocodiles nothing is going to eat you. I'd be much more concerned if we had bears roaming around.
>>70376517
I can see Kangaroos becoming the next apex species of earth
>>70381050
>female komodo dragons can asexually reproduce male offspring
They are probably the most terrifying creature I know.
>>70381539
kek, top bantz
>>70387364
TUBES
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