Dear anon,
Recently I went to my first open source software development conference. It was full of cucks. 50% of the presentations were given by women, 50% of these women's presentations consisted of them saying "lol, i know nothing about this, here's some memes and compsci 101 shit". These cum dumpsters spat out words like "ciss", "privilage", "diversity" and other triggers to distract from their lack of content.
This made me think about who do I respect as a programmer, there is one answer. Mark Seemann. .net god. I realised, in his pluralsight videos he divides everything into pure and degenerate. Is he here to save the development community from its self? Can he smash the bullshit? How can we help the next generation of devs be based as fuck, just like Mark?
>>70369564
He looks like a fucking hipster cuck faggot.
>>70369564
>open source
There's your problem
>>70369779
I want to believe in open source, but having tried it all the tools are a pile of shit with a bunch of cucks masturbating over them repeating that they're not shit
>>70369779
Richard "pedophile loving kike" Stallman
I've come to the conclusion that software by nature is degenerate there's no escaping it.
UNIX sounds like Eunuchs for a reason, computing is all occult masonic bullshit
>>70369779
What've you got against open source fucboi ?
>>70369981
it doesn't have to be degenerate. Mark Seemann is trying to fix it! Imagine a less cuck based Stallman, we can make it happen!
>>70369779
>>70369939
>>70369981
>>70370035
Open sores software is the ultimate redpill. Women just plain don't care enough to develop software for the kudos, or for the humanitarian aspect. It's really a shame that 99% of developers are beta bitch boys that will deny the evidence that's they're living through.
>>70370344
I forgot. At the conference they shilled for getting women into using the project, whilst at the same time having no women contributors.
I need to get back to microsoft land. there i can say that there's only 2 genders without getting lynched
>>70370035
Nothing I use a lot of open source sofware myself. It tends to attract autistic beta faggots though and its only getting worse with sjw and women
IS there any occupation more cucked than programming?
absolutely hilarious how beta the guys in that industry are.
>>70371186
come say that at .net meet fag!
>>70369564
Does he have a Wikipedia article?
What's his github repository?
>>70369564
Men just fucking need to escape and explicitly separate themselves from the filth currently infiltrating them. There's not reason for the actual producer of value to stick around to hear the constant nagging of fuckheads who are only there for some fake perception of prestige associated with a field to which they contribute nothing to.
>tfw conservative software developer
I love the nature of the work but we got flooded with cucks fast.
>>70371986
i'm fucking hard bro. got to hide that power level all day
>>70372116
fuck i can't type today. *It's
>>70372116
>i'm fucking hard bro
>no homo
>>70370031
Good goy, keep giving your personnal data to jebook, jewtube, jewgle.
>>70372327
kek. I've already apologised aboot brian adams buddy. Have some more mark
>>70369564
>open source
>muh free software
>>70372578
The secret is out. We already know about your homo erotic induced erection.
>>70372116
> be corporate dev for a decade
> only one female dev out of the hundreds of peers I've had over the years that was competent
mfw diversity hire director project management hires exclusively female PM's
mfw no face
JUST
>Graduate from college
>Tutoring a girl in C#
>She gets a a mid level job at Cisco
>Can't program worth a damn
Being a woman and being in CS is basically the easy fucking life. The biggest problem woman in technology face is boredom and they make up for it by crying rape and oppression.
Hell I've had plenty of managers that were woman and each was more incompetent than the last but they were always given preferential treatment and their metrics would be weighted.
That being said the best programmer I've met was a woman but she was very hideous and never moved up in office
>>70374527
wasn't a chink named Suzann was it?
>>70369564
.NET is the near future of development.
Xamarin going MIT license open-source
Mono going MIT license open-source
.NET/C# already open-source
Red Hat Enterprise Linux shipping with .NET
RHEL, Xamarin, Mono, Ubuntu all joining the .NET Foundation.
You can write one backend and a frontend for mobile, and a frontend for desktop OS. Done.
>>70369564
>open source
You mean "free software", you fucking nigger?
If they were any good they'd be at Apple, jewgle, kikebook or any of the other companies here in the bay
Thankfully, like indie game development, open source keeps the fuckbois away from us with real jobs
>>70373882
At least we put the mandated women and tokens in marketing and hr where they can only do so much damage
>muh open sores
>>70374527
My mom is pretty god tier at her job in web development (She works at the back end) however every other woman I have met in programming was really not that good
is there actually an SJW infection in the free software movement? What are its effects? It's not like women could write a line of code if they tried.
>>70375345
Your fathers probably better at her backend
You guys do whatever you want, I'm writing Lisp No Social Justice here.
>>70376170
YOU ARE NOT SAFE FOR LONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsCCFllVbB8
>>70374527
>>Tutoring a girl in C#
What the fuck are you doing, that's a massive waste of time. Like she's gonna use it.
For me it's linus torvalds. I love how he keeps calling people morons in all kinds of public appearances and on mailing lists and how people complain all the time and he just keeps doing it. I respect that. Fuck the masses, worthless cunts. I also love how he shits all over C++, that frankenstein piece of shit.
All he cares about is 'muh kernel', everything else is secondary, which is again something I can respect. When some stupid clam at some linux conference whined about her experience with OSS community and how they should include more women into kernel development, Linus just said: I’m not a nice person, and I don’t care about you. I care about the technology and the kernel — that’s what’s important to me.
And then there's this:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/11/06/linus_torvalds_targeted_by_honeytraps_says_eric_raymond/
>>70369564
Never seen any of Mark Seemann's stuff. Gonna have to look him up now.
You should look up Greg Young. He should be right up your alley. He's based as fuck, doesn't hold back when calling out terrible shit, is a god of comp sci, etc. Real big on dotnet too
>>70369564
>>70369981
> software by nature is degenerate
Enjoy joining the pleb class in the future, when only the obscenely wealthy and technocrats rule everything.
>>70376889
AHAHAHAHAHAH
This has to be troll!
> please be troll
>>70369564
>>70376924
ayyyyyy
His F# videos look fuggin amazing. Gonna go through TDD w/ F# later tonight
>>70376667
>Like she's gonna use it.
To be honest, C# is the easiest language to actually do things in.
>>70369564
OP, you know what you must do.
prepare a great Virus with an AI inside.
Release in network. Have their tumblr accounts logged and sent to you. Login to their tumblr, and trigger all who follow
>>70376667
That's a huge pot of honey
>>70376889
The brain of a female in code???
>>70376889
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE LET THIS BE FAKE
>>70377941
>>70377857
>>70377185
this one's a little more subtle, but the parallels you can draw from it are a little poetic
>>70376889
>>70378133
>Brianna Wu
>Code that not even a IT freshman would write so messy.
JUST
>>70378133
>assigning roles instead of looking for equality
>>70376889
So what did the professor want here?
return (a)(b);
or a for loop of addition?
>>70378133
John Walker Flynt has nothing to do with girls coding.
>>70376889
i suck at programming but can't you use a for loop to add it all up?
>>70378566
social justice warriors don't care about equality.
>>70371186
The rest of engineering is next.
>>70378915
Yes
>>70378786
Most programming languages don't have implicit multiplication. For loop of addition. You can tell by the comment of "without using the operator *" Probably an interview that went poorly fake.
Eric S. Raymond and Meredith Patterson
>>70379365
ENOUGH
>>70369564
>These cum dumpsters spat out words like "ciss", "privilage", "diversity" and other triggers to distract from their lack of content.
The term you're looking for is "bikeshedding".
>>70377843
HIGH TEST
>>70379365
>>70379365
this is actually painful
>>70374800
>orientals
>great at programming
pprogramming and cs in general has become a cesspool of plebeians
>>70376889
>>70378909
>>70379365
>>70379905
This thread is now women (and others) in IT cringethread
>>70379905
Even chink women are better than white womynz
>>70370031
>computing is all occult masonic bullshit
my 95 year old grandfather calls it witchcraft
>>70369564
This is a freetard issue. I'm not too worried about it.
96% of iOS devs are male.
94% of Android devs are male.
86% o .NET devs are male.
~90% of Java devs are male.
SJW is not going to be a big part of my life.
>>70380243
>Even chink women are better than white womynz
You don't work in tech, do you? Because that's pretty untrue.
You should be able to solve this.
I'm so glad I switched from computer programming to plumbing technology while I was in community college.
All of my co-workers are conservative as fuck, make racist & misogynistic jokes all the time, and we never have to worry about offending anyone or hurting anyone's feelings because all the good little cucklings were told in high school that only dumbass rednecks become plumbers and you're only successful if you get that bachelor of arts degree and have a menial desk job in an office making power points and spreadsheets.
>>70380458
joseph gordon levitt
>>70379365
>128k likes
>90.7k likes
>Being a woman is super hard you guys
>"Wow I'm really impressed"
>>70380458
The final state of contestants is 2 3 2, right? Or am I missing something?
>>70380458
The nigger
>>70380458
the nig will be chosen
>>70380458
>contestants[1] = contestants[2]
will this shit even compile?
>>70380846
what manga is this?
>>70380458
>immediately remove the white guy
>pick the bbc
Sounds about right
>>70380927
why not? its just copying the value to contestsnts[1]
>>70380793
Correct.
>>70380927
Why wouldn't it? It's standard C. The left hand side is being assigned to so it's treated as an address, the right hand side is the value being assigned so it's dereferenced to yield a value.
>>70369564
has anyone posted this yet? It's worth a read if you haven't seen it already
https://css-tricks.com/tales-of-a-non-unicorn-a-story-about-the-trouble-with-job-titles-and-descriptions/
>>70369564
You are paying MONEY to learn to fucking code?
Go to pirate bay, download a fuck tonne of E-books and teach yourself.
Fuckin moron.
I'm starting my own company with 0 debt. Enjoy being a cuck faggot.
>>70369564
I have no knowledge of software development, but I have always harbored a deep respect and mild affection for the type of expert who is so deeply committed to mastery of what they've devoted their life to, that their knowledge and expertise affords them some ability to stick their fingers in other people's eyes, metaphorically speaking. (pic fictionally related as I can't think of anyone right this second).
You will know these experts by some or all of the following features:
>doesn't make eye contact, except rarely
>always looks like they're about to smirk, or frown in disdain
>doesn't care about awards, only advancement of their field
>doesn't care about authority, only funding
>doesn't eagerly repeat the LANGUAGE that seems to crop up in the field, though they'll use it.
>>70380458
>int contestants[] = {1, 2, 3};
>int *choice = contestants
>contestants[2] = *choice;
jesus christ how horrible
C was a mistake.
>>70381623
>easily confused by pointers and arrays
Are you female?
>>70376889
>tfw you know next to nothing about coding and immediately recognize what's wrong with this
I can't deal with the amount of cucks in the areas of programming, gaming, drawing, basically anything that is autistic and that I unfortunately like.
Any woman in these areas are basically instant godesses simply because of the absurd number of cucks, they easily get a job and 100 promotions because of their vaginas and instantly become "famous".
>>70381623
Maybe BASIC is more up your alley.
>>70381202
>>70381328
yeah, my bad.
haven't used C in 4-5 years, been doing to much PHP lately,
completely ignored the
>contestants[] = {1, 2, 3};
and thought it would error out on undefined index of an array
>>70381383
Jesus, I thought fizzbuzz was a /g/ meme
>>70381772
>>70381991
>if a language's semantics are confusing, it must be good
nice logic.
Are you actually offended by the suggestion that arrays shouldn't be aliasable to pointers? That behavior alone has probably caused millions of dollars in lost productivity. There's a reason it hasn't been replicated in any modern language.
We get it, you don't understand how computers work so you don't understand why arrays and pointers are extremely closely related. Take it to /g/ if you want an explanation.
Reminder that this woman would kick your ass when it comes to programming.
>>70382704
Feminists hate her because she wasn't a feminist.
>>70382601
Sure, they're related. Strings and pointers are related too. Doesn't mean they should be treated the same way on a semantic level. They're called "types." You ought to read up on them and why they're useful.
The goal of most languages is to abstract away implementation details. If you don't like that, stick with assembly.
>>70380458
>>70380927
C is disgusting.
That shouldn't compile in a sane language.
>>70369564
>going to conferences
>caring about open sores
>>70383112
Blah blah blah don't care. I already said that we get it that you don't understand computers, or apparently C's role. Take it to /g/, webdev.
>>70369564
Should've gone to a Microsoft convention.
Less social bs, more cocaine.
>>70377187
>TDD
>F#
>online tutorials
You're doing it wrong x3
>>70381623
>>70382442
Go learn python fucboi
Thanks lads my /g/ horror thread was runnign dry
Posting based Carmack
https://youtu.be/vzmbW4ueGdg
>>70383783
This image takes me to a dark place
>>70383295
C's success had very little to do with its merits as a language, and everything to do with its close relationship with Unix. Claims about C's semantics being necessary for efficiency's sake are plain wrong. And even if that argument was valid in 1972, it sure as hell isn't now.
There is no reason to write C in 2016...except to integrate with existing C libraries, and maybe embedded systems if you absolutely can't avoid it.
>>70383783
You missed the point. Python's dynamic typing is even worse than C's weak typing. Its only advantage in that regard is that C is more prone to buffer overflows and other memory-related attack vectors.
anyway, good banter, you made me upset.
>>70383783
Holy shit wtf make it stop i fucking want to put a bullet in their fucking brains after looking at that image. I swear im losing hope for humanity
>>70383719
F# is a great language.
>>70383783
>rapist code
>>70380458
She's going to choose a pointer to the array?
I dont get it, I forget c
>>70378915
no need for loops just print(a/(1/b))
>>70384418
And nothing of value was lost.
>>70376667
>I also love how he shits all over C++,
He doesn't. He posted bad things twice and one was a troll replying to an idiot. C++'s actually fairly good, and by far the least shitty multi-paradigm programming language.
>>70379159
So true it hurts. Hardest part about the job is dealing with the fact that all of my colleagues are socially inept shut ins.
I refuse to go to lunch with customers/coworkers because it gets so cringey.
Anyone know were the easiest place in the country to get hired programing is?
>>70385035
Texas
>>70384693
That was my first instinct too, but you have to cast it to float so you have a chance to make rounding errors. Fuck loops.
>>70384366
So what's the language of the future? FORTRAN?
>>70385108
not Silicon Valley?
>>70383783
kek
>>70385517
Long time without seeing an Uruguayan here
>>70385517
If the future is the past then yes.
>>70385517
I'm sure it's still Java/C#.
>>70383783
I don't know C, only Java and VBA, but how does the code on the left give a square root?
That's what it's meant to do judging from the name, right?
>>70384949
>C++'s actually fairly good, and by far the least shitty multi-paradigm programming language.
nah m8.
http://yosefk.com/c++fqa
https://bartoszmilewski.com/2013/09/19/edward-chands
"Multi-paradigm" languages are close to being garbage by definition.
>>70385517
Go, Rust, D, Haskell, F#, Clojure, Julia, Nim, and Scala are all reasonable modern languages. Not perfect, but a hell of a lot better than C, C++, and Java.
>>70385882
It's a fast inverse square root, famously used in Quake by John Carmack.
>>70385882
Go find the wikipedia article on that function and try not to have an orgasm.
>>70385882
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fast_inverse_square_root#Overview_of_the_code
>>70385882
It's just magic. Just take it as such.
>>70385517
C#, now that's it's open source and cross platform.
Great language, was limited by platform.
Now free as in freedom and comfy as fuck.
>>70385882
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fast_inverse_square_root
It's architecture-specific.
>>70369564
Programmers are the type of nerd that is the most susceptible to white knight faggotry, seeing that they rarely interacted with women when they were growing up. They are basically a lost cause. You cannot uncuck.
>>70385961
>John Carmack.
He didn't write that code.
>>70385961
I think R and Python will be popular as well. The Big Data meme is real. JavaScript as well will still be used
>>70385961
Here's your (You)
>>70386131
He said famously used by, which is correct.
Carmack said he got it from someone else but pretty sure no one knows where it originated.
>>70386131
>>70386596
Whoops, you are correct. I was aware that he didn't invent it, but I assumed he at least was the person who copied it into the Quake codebase. Wikipedia suggests that even that may not be the case.
>>70386174
Here's a crazy vision of the future where JavaScript is the new assembly language: https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/the-birth-and-death-of-javascript
>>70385622
>cd.. twice
shes a tard
>>70386174
>JavaScript as well will still be used
How good on the backend is it?
>>70373882
>only one female dev
oooh are you a woman with tits?
care to post them?
or would you prefer to fuck right off?
>these calls
god damnit /pol/
>>70374527
>woman and each was more incompetent than the last
I've experienced that, only one that was any good, and just because she let me do my thing
>>70386068
> Great language
> OO
Nah.
>>70385622
Is that DOS?
>>70374835
What front-end would you recommend for desktop
>>70387397
Rather command prompt
>>70378133
what's wrong with this?
I'm drunk not stupid
honestly
ok, I'm a bit stupid too
>>70380458
>implying I didn't know it was going to be the nigger at a glance
I saw so many young pretty white girls with niggers over the last few days it almost literally makes me ill.
>>70387732
Assignment vs equality, common mixup for new programmers. Also, whitespace is fucked.
>>70378133
Cut her some slack, she probably just started coding
This is why everyone laughs at you, /pol/.
>>70387464
GTK# or WinForms
>>70388303
/pol/ is the most based board. Fuck off cuck
>>70380458
>>70388809
/pol/ is a containment board for /b/, you brain-damaged fucktard.
>>70376889
Sorry m8s but I have no knowledge on the this can someone fill me in.
>>70390993
loops
>>70380458
>%i heretic scum
%d master race
>>70390993
if only works when b's less than 11, and she hard coded every single case in there
>>70388245
>"she"
>>70383115
you might just be retarded. contestants[2] is an integer. there's nothing more basic than that
>>70389195
Your error shows parenthesis and your code shows brackets. The error message suggests you used parenthesis too. Why would you bother shooping that?
>>70369779
The reason womyn are getting involved in open source is because of the democratic nature of the projects. They find it easy to get into positions of power by having tits around a bunch of neckbeards, then using their intersectional feminzi evil jujitsu to subvert the project and piss an moan about "muh misogyny".
Open source is not the problem, its the naivety of the participants to Delphi tactics from sick and twisted womyn.
programmers are /pol/ approved, but webdevs are NOT programmers. know the difference
>>70392059
Oh.
In retrospect, yes, that is fine and I am retarded.
>>70392231
its ok. join us, and all will be forgiven
>>70386068
Tell me something. Do you enjoy using a language that's as slow and bloated as that, hmmmmmm?
>>70391464
call extern _printf master race.
Please post more grrl coder cringe
Maybe it will help me fill in the void in my soul that I'm just not meant to program, and it doesn't matter because my dream of joining Westwood Studios died long ago.
>>70369564
I tried to start a thread about them (U S Senate) trying to outlaw encryption. Feinstein is one of the authors of the bill. Think of the effect this will have on the internet, programs and personal freedom.
https://rietta.com/blog/2016/04/08/feinstein-burr-encryption-bill/
>>70392059
you mean an intnigger
