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>be [country]
>get _____________
I'll start
>be aussie
>get bit by venomous jackalope
>pass out on the street
>abbos strip me naked and take my wallet
>die
>be american
>get kicked to the back of the line when God gave out comedy talent
>>70366133
>be Britbong
>make shit joke
Fuck off.
>>70366241
>Be britbong
>Plot against the Axis after betraying your allies anyways
>get almost killed
>country only exists because of american intervention
>>70366407
>be kebab
>pretend to be european
>>70366407
>Be Romanian
>Get robbed by gypsy
>walk down the street
>get robbed and blown up by muslim migrant
>go home
>get arrested by government for being a smelly jobless gypsy
>>70366674
>America
>Soon to be pledging it's allegiance to Shillary
>>70366674
>be america
>get SIXTY THREE PERCENTED
>raped by niggers for wearing MAGA hat
Go back to plebbit
>>70366792
>be aussie
>get beaten in a war AGAINST EMUS
>be first nation to lose a war to a non-human enemy
>EMUS
>M
>U
>S
>>70366407
>"I have no knowledge of WW2 outside out what Hollywood tells me": The Post
>>70366935
>be America
>get fat
XDDD
>>70367019
>be britbong
>invent football but never wins anything also no good goalkeeper ever
>>70367019
>be UK
>get raped navally
>NOFLEET
>>70367107
>be Hungarian
>get run over by a Soviet tank
>>70367170
>be german
>don't win two world wars
>>70367170
I feel like I don't even have to say anything right now.
>>70367170
>be hungary
>get hungry
>>70367386
Oops shit
i meant
>>70367107
>>70367223
>be american
>nigger president --> womyn president
>>70367464
DELETE THIS!
>>70367223
lose 2 world wars and still survive is winning
>>70367464
>be uk
>get shariah'd
>>70367518
Be American.
Get well soon
>>70367677
technically I don't have bragging rights too winning ww2 since I am German and have family members who fought for the axis
>>70367770
>Be UK
>Own colonies reject you
>>70367859
>be nz
>shag sheep
>>70367981
>Be american
>>70368542
cuck
>>70368805
>be a leaf
>say something bad about minorities
>convicted of "hate speech"
>thrown into a vat of maple syrup
>justin truepoo lets minorities facefuck you as you die
>>70368805
>Be Canadian
>Crash currency with no survivors
>>70369499
>Be British
>Have to share a country with me
>>70369499
>>70369648
>be UK
>god is an old lady
>>70369732
>be American
>god is a monkey
>>70369648
>Be British
>Soon we'll have to re-build Hadrian's wall just to contain the pakis
>>70369732
>Be American
>Elect a chimp twice
>>70369732
>Be American
>lazy stoner wigger
>greasy hair turns to dreads
>bullied by black woman and faggot
>fucking white male
>eat 10oz block of lard
>be in 4ch thread
>britfags circlejoke
>>70370101
>Be Pakistan
>>70369952
>Be British
>Be known for him
>>70370202
>be russian
>get vodka
>drink
>fight polar bears and muslims
>die from krokodil
>>70370202
>be russian
>don't understand thread
>drunkenly crash car into bear
>get raped by bear
>dash cam uploaded to entertain decent society
>>70370265
TOP KEK M8
>>70370314
Be Poland,
be September 1st 1939.
>>70370457
out fucking loud
https://coub.com/view/n5pt
>>70370518
>be American
>get shot
>>70370695
>be burger
>get raped by mexican
>thrown in jail for aborting spic fetus
>being under christian sharia law
>>70370695
>be American
>get attacked by bald eagle
>>70369904
We don't worship our president here because he can have dissenting opinions.
God's only a old lady for you because she has no political affiliation
>>70370851
>Be American
>Free slaves to make one president
>>70371023
We have the first triggered yank of the thread, folks!
>бe iи шeзтeяи euяope iи 20тн ceитuяy
>geт occupaтioи
>>70371077
>be canadian
>get overpopulated by asians
>get rape by tentacles
>>70371023
>God has no affiliation in Americsn politics
>be poland
>can into toilets and plumbs
>>70371176
>be UK
>use "yank" as a real word
>accidentally fall into a puddle of tea
>>70370841
>Be Australia
>Live in town of 5000 people
>next town is 2 hour drive
>Inbred to fuck
>Go all the way to Tamworth for music festival and end up shagging my sister
>>70371403
>Be American
>drown in Burger grease
>>70371333
>be portugal
>drugs
>>70371557
>be British
>get wallapy-doed by the ol' shimmy shammy
>>70371403
>Be America
>gentle giant
>Steal swisha sweets
>Try to beat up cop
>shot to death
>BLM
>
>>70365743
>be American
>make shitty thread
Neck yourself
>>70371613
>be British
> have no fun food or grease to taste the dream
>>70365743
why do we get bullied so much
what's a way to kick off the insults thread? oh we'll just go with australia haha fucking aussies
does nobody care about my feelings?
>>70371729
>Be American
>carry gun through town
>"I'm upholding my 3rd amendment"
>get arrested anyway
>later made fun of by a Turk on youtube
>>70371981
>be british
>drop folding brush on ground
>get arrested for possession of a KNIFE
>>70371981
>New Syria
Try me
PS
Montenigger is not valid because we have no niggers
>>70372217
>be montenegro
>country has french name for some reason
>>70372185
>Be American
>fall over
>can't get back up, too fat
>fuckmylife.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HiBFiwbnzg
>>70372395
>Australian shitposters
Its Italian you dumb fuck
>>70372564
>implying french isn't the same as italian
>>70372681
You forgot to post your 14 byte reaction picture
>>70372564
Montenegro, literally who? post a picture I need something to insult other than the fact your country is called negro. I don't know anything about montenegro.
Has anyone seen Sweden?
>>70372960
>be montenegro
>have to look on map to find out where you are
>>70373148
>American """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""education""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>70373148
>be american
>be bigger cuck than sweden
>>70373575
>Be Montenegro
>Get raped by Muslims
>>70373783
Yeah I forgot to mention we basically have no mudshits and literally no blacks
You can't get any more redpilled than MNE
we still beat up our wives
>>70373904
>be montenegro
>american-tier """"""""""""""""banter""""""""""""""""""
Seriously, why are you so asshurt?
Oi m8 I swear on me mum I'll gabber ya
>>70374081
gab that 2 my mug m8 n not online n see wot comes about, cheeky cunt
>>70373783
>Peru
>Be either a useless bird or a male penis.
Yes, shitlords, female penises do exist. It's 2016 for crying out loud!
>>70366792
>be american
>be free to ignore the orders of my government
>never pledge any sort of oath of fealty
>have not even ceremonial loyalty
>retain the right to mock and ignore government officials to my own amusement and satisfaction.
>>7037503
>Be British
>have the exact same freedoms
>>70375038
>be american
>pledge to serve the flag literally every day
>>70374539
Where did the garota touch you, anon?
>>70366407
>be Romanian
>be white
There can be only one.
>>70376272
Be Georgian
> Spawn Stalin
> Send to lead glorious USSR
> Get fucked by glorious USSR
>>70376537
>be british
>be alright
:^)
>>70376702
>Be British
>ascend into the heavens
>god is British
>drink tea together
>>70376994
>be filthy lobsterback
>get shit pushed in by farmers and young kids
>get saved a couple hundred years later by the same people who kicked your asses
>>70367677
> survive
lol
> Stay strong German bro
>>70377543
>be british
>also be muslim because ramadan is a british tradition and many of our bravest servicemen were muslim men and women
>>70376994
>>70376702
>>70376537
>be British
>reply to your self three times
>complain about Australians shitposting
>>70377875
let me google Georgia first
>>70377975
>Be Argentina
>Try to take Falkland islands
>Get ass beat in by Britain
>cry and die
>>70378241
>Be a Canadian
>Not be a kuk
Is it you Stefan?
>>70378241
>be a leaf
>get mistaken for an American
>>70377336
>British casualties during American revulsion war - 4,675
>loyalist casualties in war - KIA 2,970 died of disease 250
>Hessian casualties in war - 5,700
>Patriot casualties in war - KIA 7,000 died of disease 10,000
>French casualties in war - 850
>Spanish casualties in war - 475
>largest amount of casualties in the war 25,000 dead loyalist civilians
we won the most battles, whilst fighting a war against Napoleon, this was the only way you could beat us in the war, and you killed more of your own civilians then Brits, so well done you get 1 star for effort
source= http://www.redcoat.me.uk/battles.htm
>>70378673
You guys don't know what real tea is and how to drink it.
>>70377336
and the battle of Britain was in 1939, America didn't join the war until 1940, so we saved our own ass, FAGGOT
>>70378871
is that period blood
>>70378960
No but its called rabbit blood tea. This is the correct flavour.
>>70379228
it's probably crunched cockroach, I'm not having that shit
>>70379338
Wankers that colonized other wankers
>>70379338
>destroys burgerposter
>goes on to squash roach
10/10 would create anglosphere with
>>70379567
10/10
would be colonized
>>70366241
>>70366133
Brit on brit action.
>>70379834
>be american
>people automatically disregard your opinion
>>70380015
>Be Britain
>Spawn pic related
>>70380015
>be britbong
>go to other country
>get skin cancer
hello
>>70381024
>Be french
>Suddenly the country of France doesn't exist anymore
>Now it's a dumpster administrated by the EU to collect all the shit from africa and the middle east.
>Die in regret as a sacrifice for the 6th republic AKA The french caliphate
>>70381024
>be France
>get attacked by people declaring war
>say it was your own fault
Like a wife who makes excuses for an abusive husband.
>>70365743
>be norway
>get raped by muslim tyrone
>apologize for police report and give him seconds
>>70381760
>be colombia
>only drug is white
>>70382095
>be American
>be born
>dick gets mutilated
>hospital sends the bill
>be in grade 1
>some dude comes in and shoots me
>hospital sends the bill
>be 16
>at a party
>FBI raids it and shoots everyone
>hospital sends the bill
>be 18
>join the army
>chilling at base
>some guy comes I and shoots me
>hospital sends the bill
>be depressed and broke
>grab my gun to shoot myself
>hear a click
>forget that Bernie made bullets illegal
>hospital sends the bill
>>70382916
>be Canadian
>A FUCKING LEAF
>>70383043
>be Canadian
>sell gold
>>70383043
>be Canadian
>Quebec
>>70383511
>be french
>get beheaded in the office
>get blown up on the dance floor
>NOT ALL MUSLIMS
>>70383511
>be France
>can finally play the race card when someone bullies you
>>70383608
Be Canadian
>eh feckin leef
>>70383828
As a feminist prime minister...
>>70383828
Wow two leaf comments in a row, you guys are fucking dumb cunts. This is why nobody takes our flag seriously? Because of shit heads like you. Can't you think of a new joke? These LEAF comments are as unoriginal as our flag, it's boring, it's lame, try and think of something else with your sub zero IQ. I promise I'll give you a star sticker if you can think of a New insult
>>70384413
I legit can't understand why everyone hates Canada on here.
>>70384675
I wish I could say the same thing about your country.
>>70385024
> Be Canadian
> Regret learning German
>>70385467
I was learning German until they became an Islamic country. I tried to forget as much as I can
>>70385699
youre only there till you do something we dont like
