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Trump is a sinking ship! Not to late to stand up for conservative values and leave RINO Trump.
Get ready, NY!
>Delegates
Fightin' Ted: 491
Plastic Don: 755
The Who: 144
>Insiders to Trump: No majority, no nomination.
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/03/insiders-to-trump-no-majority-no-nomination-221219
>Michael Savage threatens to withdraw support for Trump if Trump doesn't disavow National Enquirer smear against Cruz:
http://therightscoop.com/michael-savage-threatens-to-withdraw-support-from-trump-over-national-enquirer-smear/
>CRUZ HUMILIATES TRUMP, CALLS HIM A SNIVELING COWARD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9slvYjAaS3U [Open]
>Cruz exposes Trump by proving that he is behind the fake story:
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/cruz-says-trump-behind-national-enquirers-tabloid-smear-2016-03-25
>Cruz on O'Reilly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B4g8vpE4lA [Open]
>Radio Interview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZsw8PBJN9s [Open]
>Ted Cruz destroys dindu in debate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ye1KDm3t4Q [Open]
>Can't Heckle the Conservative Cruzader
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFI9QAbrKnw [Open]
>Ted Cruz doesn't fall for Liberal "Gottchya" bullshit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8BWRfOGB2M [Open]
>Dianne Feinstein on suicide watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYI3MEhegvQ [Open]
>Global Warming Retards killed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl9-tY1oZNw [Open]
>Ted Cruz defends "Stand your ground laws''
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQAr47xF21k [Open]
>Ted Cruz BTFO liberal media
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQLfaXzgE-0 [Open]
>Donald Trump put in place vs a True Conservative
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM6qRl3dSME [Open]
>Trump Only Candidate to Lose to Hillary Clinton
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/latest_polls/pres_general/
https://www.tedcruz.org/
http://www.ontheissues.org/Senate/Ted_Cruz.htm
https://www.tedcruz.org/tax_plan/
http://taxfoundation.org/article/details-and-analysis-senator-ted-cruz-s-tax-plan
>Fightin' Ted
he calls RATO fightin' ted
>>70354661
MAGA, faggot.
>>70354661
>491
>755
>>70355046
I'd rather make it PRAY, again, cause only God can save us now from the godless libs.
>/CRUZ/ GENERAL
LOLOLOL
>>70355586
>>70355274
>>70355176
Bowe to Ted "rafael" Cruz you Cuck swine!
>>70355274
>navy collection
oh lawd
>>70355250
You go ahead and keep mumbling to the sky. We've been doing it for centuries upon centuries and it's certainly made things great, huh?
>>70354661
Fuck off faggot.
Are You Kidding Me?!
>>70354661
Cruz has 505 delegates
>>70357044
Ted was the candy man from Willywonka
>>70355176
Hello Rato
>t. Trumpsterminator
TRUMP WILL WIN NEW YORK WITH ALL 95 DELEGATES
EAT SHIT CRUZ
>cruz shilling
Thanks for the thread familia, was getting tired of nothing but dumb Trumpcucks thinking their orange candidate could stand up to the True Constitutional Conservative.
>>70354661
Cruz is a literal antisemite who defended a pastor who prayed for a second Holocaust.
http://www.timesofisrael.com/cruz-defends-evangelist-who-said-god-sent-hitler-to-hunt-jews/
This guy is a monster, /pol/.
>>70354661
Those anti-trump comics are so retarded they don't even deliver an actual joke.
inb4 Trump is a joke enough
Fucking faggots
Spiderman finally found his purpose on /pol/
>>70354661
>implying the Cruz ship hasn't been sunk after his humiliating defeat in NH, SC, NV and then finally Super Tuesday
>>70357835
Is he now?
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/04/ted-cruz-new-york-matzoh-bakery-221702
>>70354661
Thankfully, brave men like Geraldo have shown antisemitic Cruz's true colors.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIPMGgeN27E
>>70355176
'ello rato
>>70356882
Get ou
>>70358142
He's trying to pander in order to hide the fact that his "New York values" line was targeting Jews.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIPMGgeN27E
Thankfully, hatred seldom fails to reveal itself, especially when its in the heart of a second Hitler.
>>70354661
>start a shitpost Cruz general for the lelz
>people follow my steps and make them too
I truly feel proud, great job CRUZ MISSILES!
>>70354661
Is there anything Cruz won't steal from Trump, first he steals the wall idea and now he's trying to make generals.
Rat bastard
>>70358399
Defiantly going the extra mile. Don't know any brown shirts that go this deep under cover.
>>70355176
hello rato
>gfd
>>70358557
Trump sold them his daughter. Cruz sold them his dignity.
However, good men know both of these bigots are doomed to have their true colors shown to the world.
>>70358445
No problem! Like Sheev once said.
>Do what must be done, do not hesitate, show no mercy!
>>70359095
>Cool Spidy post.
>>70358133
>Fightin' Ted
> he calls RATO fightin' ted
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> MAGA, faggot.
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> >491
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> I'd rather make it PRAY, again, cause only God can save us now from the godless libs.
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>Can't Stump The !TrumpTGWHs (ID:
>>70359409
>Ted was the candy man from Willywonka
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> >>70355176
> Hello Rato
> >t. Trumpsterminator
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>Anonymous (ID: Aud03sn4) 04/08/16(Fri)14:24:47 No.70357668â–¶
> TRUMP WILL WIN NEW YORK WITH ALL 95 DELEGATES
> EAT SHIT CRUZ
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>Anonymous (ID: joOauKP/) 04/08/16(Fri)14:24:51 No.70357682â–¶
>File: 1405731283250.png (1.21 MB,
Get ready, Donnie!
>>70355176
hello rat
>>70359640
#CruzMissle is a go! Let us see if Trumps hair can glow!
>>70354661
>cruz general
C U C K M Y S H I T U P
U
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K
M
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C O U N T R Y U P
>>70354661
Why are they huge? Those pictures make no sense.
>>70359409
>>70359508
Oh cute, he thinks he's doxxing
>>70354661
OP is a American cuck loves the Canadian cock.
>>70360366
they're not huge the boats are small.
small boats with mentally ill men driving them to disaster
People who support Cruz are part of the Cuck Generation, but they haven't taken the leap to actually have their significant other fucked by another man.
>>70354661
Cruz is not eligible to be president. If you think he is, you truly have been cucked
>>70354661
Lol can't wait for Cruz to be rekt if he wins the primary.
Every major media outlet will run the affair story and release the dc madame evidence.
Cruz missiles in for an October surprise
op ya blew it, kapeesh
>>70361450
Keep dreaming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtLm-VMlM0Y
>>70360114
these are the type of shity memes produced by ted cruz they are low energy as fuck
>>70354661
This is now a fap material thread
Donald would get fucked, cucked, and slammed in the general election...he is historically a democrat, a friend and donor to the clintons.
YaBlewIt
>>70355176
hello, ratto
>>70362020
>saving thumbnails
I bet you shilled for Jeb!
>>70355176
hello-rato
>>70355176
hello rat
>>70362020
whoops
greasy
>>70361763
You know is true. That's why no major media outlet is really running with it like it's fact.
If he makes it to the general hello October surprise.
I can't believe you can't see it coming
Check 'eeeem
>>70355176
"hello rato, heard you were talking trash on trump brotha'"
>>70362412
"are you kidding me, brother"
>>70362230
wow a girl made of butter
>>70354661
no fuck off cruz is shit
>>70354661
Cruz has never done anything of merit in his life
Trump Tower is the American Versialles.
>>70355176
>trump supporters making fun of balding
>>70354661
Cruz is definitely a RINO, he moved to Canada and only moved back to the US in time for the elections.
>>70354661
It's hilarious that some people think ratto will win.
TWO HUNDRED DELEGATES.
Back to /r/bernie
>>70356882
>michelle obama has a dick
>>70354661
Remember when Trump called Cruz's wife ugly, like a Dick?
And when Cruz just took it like a little pussy and implicitly agreed without even managing to say that HE still found his wife hot?
Would you rather a Dick be in power to fuck all those assholes out there, or a Pussy that'll just sit back and get shit on.
>>70354661
I can never tell if these are satire or real, Cruz supporters are like our side's equivalent of the Sanders Campaign.
>>70354661
also way to let a room of old men vote for you
>>70354661
Did you know that there were so many rats on the Titanic that died, there were reports of shores becoming littered with dead rats shortly after the Cruztanic sunk
>>70363301
he doesn't need the delegate lead to win
>>70356882
Wat is the despair code
Cruzmissile now!
>>70355176
hello rato how is your day?
>>70355176
hello rat[o]
Cruz is a religious nut. Religious nuts can't win anymore. America has changed. Bush was the last dying breathe of the religious right and he didnt even win the popular vote first go.
IT'S A CRUUUUUUZMENT
>>70366376
Daily reminder that in a contested convention, GOPe will cuck Cruz as well as Trump.
>>70354661
>Shills
>>70354661
Men like Cruz simply believe they won't get caught. At some point he's going to get caught humping Amanda "Canadian-Dick Sharpener" Carpenter and el rato will get btfo.
>>70358142
Looks like they're bending Rato over the table and culturally enriching him.
>>70356882
>Roman Empire still exist
Someone give me the cliff-notes on this one.
>>70354661
>losing by over 250 delegates
>cruzin' to third place all over the East Coast
>no chance on the West
>actually trying to use 4chan culture to get this rat elected even though everyone hates him and you will not change a single mind
>>70354661
>Buckaroo
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/03/04/caitlyn-jenner-i-like-ted-cruz/
Bumpin for Cruz
>>70354661
Cruz Cruz Cruz
>>70355176
hello ratooo
>>70366376
Holy fuck cruzfags can't even meme properly, just kill yourself already, end your family false hope
