>Be Catholic
>You fucked up
Daily reminder that you still can't buy your way into Heaven. Don't worry, you'll figure it out, sooner or later, in this life or the next.
>>70343688
>be protestant
>you fucked up
>>70344839
>>70344868
>>70344886
>>70344914
>Be religious
>You fucked up
>>70345089
>Being
>You fucked up
>>70345012
>>70345174
Poorfags gonna poor.
>>70343688
>be Müntzer
>miserably failed the german peasant war
>>70344839
>>70344868
>>70344886
>>70344914
>>70345012
>>70345092
>>70345162
>>70345174
>>70345236
>>70345282
>>70345419
(sigh)
They still don't get it.
Oh well.
>>70346007
explain yourself
you are just jelly anyway
Important poll:
http://strawpoll.me/7315035/
>>70346168
You're Catholic. You wouldn't understand.
>>70346168
You cannot be saved through any matieral means, only through faith in the lord.
Good deeds won't do it, building the biggest church won't do it, collecting the most money won't do it.
Adhering to gods word and truly believing in the lord will.
>>70343688
lol
>>70346388
no point
disgusting
>>70346452
what does that even prove lmao
do you think catholics think that they are saved because they have the nicest churches?
>>70343688
>>70344839
Catholics and Protestants have their differences, but each one has been crucial in spreading the word and upholding the church.
Put aside your petty quarrels and face the real enemies of Christ.
A house divided against itself cannot stand, brothers.
>>70346007
>>70346388
>I said I'm sorry once therefore I'm set for eternity
Presumption is a sin against the Holy Ghost. If Paul didn't think he was secure in his salvation, what makes you think you are?
>>70343688
That's a big list...
>>70346452
>You cannot be saved through any matieral means, only through faith in the lord.
Protestant and Catholic churches do not teach that salvation comes from faith or faith+works, they argue justification comes from both of those. To both churches, salvation comes from God's grace.
You fucked up.
>>70346242
>http://strawpoll.me/7315035/
paleocon isn't constitutionalism
>???
>>70345162
I was quoting op
>>70343688
>you still can't buy your way into Heaven
When will this meme end?
Indulgences aren't a thing anymore.
There are significant problems with the Catholic Church, but this is literally not one of them.
POPEKEKS BTFO
>>70350078
Protestants are dumber and more mentally ill than mormons.
>>70343688
>Be Protestant
>Can't even reform Orthodoxy, the one true Christianity
Get rekt fedora-lite
Going into RCIA soon, I have a question for you religious/Catholicfags
So they asked me if I was baptized previously (and I was in a different church) but I said I didn't know and that I could be baptized conditionally. I want to feel the sacrament of baptism, is it okay to be re-baptized? Or is that not a good thing to be doing?
>>70343688
>Protestant
Heretic
>>70350466
It's perfectly fine if you want to become Orthodox, since being baptised incorrectly by heretics is not the correct form of baptism.
>literally not understanding what indulgences are
>still believing the "buy your way to heaven" meme
memes really do dictate history, dont they?
>>70343688
>be mormon
>be insane
>be evangelical
>be insane
>be baptist
>be insane
>>70343688
Get out of here Protestocucks and Popefags.
/pol/ is an Orthodox Board.
>>70350466
There is a good chance you weren't baptized correctly, but it would probably still be for the best to do a conditional baptism.
>Implying there's a next life
>>70350931
SECONDED
>>70350767
>>70350967
I was baptized as a baby in a Presbyterian church by the way
Not even sure if that's closer to Orthodox/Prostestant or Catholicism
>>70350466
I'm not sure which specifically, but if the denomination you were in was considered in union with the catholic church (which most orthodox churches actually are), then you can't be re-baptized.
I think.
>>70351147
Most Christian Churches don't perform most mysteries correctly, don't be baptised by Catholics, be baptised by Orthodox, the same way Jesus was baptised.
>>70351164
>union with the Cucktholic Church decided by freemasonic clergy
>>70351467
Name one non-structure and non-cultural problem with the church.
In other words, a doctrinal problem.
>>70350862
Mormons aren't christians. They have another book and another prophet. Calling them christians is like calling muslims christians.
>>70351582
Fillioque
Malpractice of the mysteries
Pope being the """""""""""vicar""""""""""" of Christ and the sucessor of St. Peter
Using idols as religious artefacts
Not even using bread for the body of Christ
Donation of Constantine
That's what I can say from the top of my head.
>>70344839
MUH MATERIALISM
MUH WORKS OF MAN
it all pales in relation to God cucktholic scum
>>70351974
Also let's not forget the Catholic Church is a multi national church which makes it shit.
>>70352156
He said non-cultural, so I didn't mention that, but doctrinally they're heretics.
>>70352228
That is not cultural as the Catholics can't separate by nation like Orthodox.
>Orthodox
>Catholic
>Protestant
>no denomination
Our Christ would, if asked to pick one, identify with one of these four. Guess which.
>>70352606
Orthodox since we keep by the book.
>>70352606
Catholic or no denomination
>>70352606
The one that remained unchanged.
And the one that follows his life best, so probably these monks here.
>>70351974
>Fillioque
Was not aware of this. Gonna look into it. But this looks like a really complex issue. Quite a valid one.
>Malpractice of the mysteries
Lost me on this one.
>Pope being the """""""""""vicar""""""""""" of Christ
I actually agree with the orthodoxies on this one. The pope being the literal representation of Jesus is just wrong.
>Using idols as religious artefacts
They're just used as symbols. They have no real importance other than being blessed.
>Not even using bread for the body of Christ
It's unleavened bread, or at least that's what they say it is.
>Donation of Constantine
That's political, but it looks like a power play by the early church. They were cunts back then.
>>70343688
>be protestant
>can't into deus vult
>>70352606
>>The original church (Catholic)
>>Not the original church
>Our Christ would, if asked to pick one, identify with one of these four. Guess which.
Gee I don't know
>>70343688
strawman
>>70343688
>be me
>martin luther
>follow heretic religion
>think papacy is corrupt
>decide to make a heresy of the heresy
>think my religion is right
orthodoxy > catholicism > other weird sects > power gap > heretical protestantism > power gap > muhammadism
>>70353000
Trips speak the truth
>>70353103
Jews come before muslims, technically. Remember, muslims are literally bastard jews.
>>70343688
>be Protestant or Lutheran
>your country gets cucked up
>>70352948
>posting a teutonic knight
>the grand master of which ended up siding with the protestants
>>70353000
Except Catholics are not the original Church.
They didn't even use the Original Bible which was in Greek but a translation.
>>70352902
>malpractice of the mysteries
YOU FAGS LITERALLY SPRINKLE WATER ON THE PERSON DURING BAPTISM AND DON'T GIVE ME THE BULLSHIT THAT IT WAS TO PROTECT THE BABIES FROM DROWNING
>Idols as religious artefacts
We use Icons, Icons come from the word "ειkόν" which means reflection, whereas idol comes from "είδωλο" which means personification, so you're personifying God, which is idolatry, you're not praising God through the idol, you're praising the Idol which is personified as God.
>It's unleavened bread
It's a fucking cracker
>Donation of Constantine
Sure didn't stop them from wrongfully excommunicating 4 other patriarchs and changing their religion a lot.
Also the Catholic Church had some Arian influence before the heresy was "destroyed"
>>70343688
you worshiped the baphomet in the early 1600's. im fine.
Separation of church and state was one of greatest achivments of western civilization.
Until now, religion was simply controlled by state or even state was worshiped by religion like in some asian civilizations.
Church was only force that could stand up to power of state and act as counter weight.
Thanks to that, complete tyranny of state was impossible.
Of course it worked other way around, church was unable to gain too much power over masses.
Reformation and orthodox destroyed that - church fused with state allowing it to gain complete control.
>>70343688
>>70344839
Worshiping the jew god in any way.
Yall mother fuckers need Kek.
>the Jewish love triangle
>always trying to get me involved in their sandpeople problems
Will you people just go away?
>>70353796
>State semi-controlling religion
>bad
May I remind you that the ERE had heretical problems due to ideological differences of border provinces and that's why there were many heresies, not because the Ceasar could call Ecumenical Councils.
>>70353796
>Orthodox and Reformed destroyed that
Bitch every state and nation till the 18th century that was catholic had to be blessed and anointed by the popefag to be legitimate.
Don't you bullshit me.
Also a Church that is not of the people of a nation but of multiple people is a worthless church for any nation.
>>70353905
>Falling for the "Christianity is an Abrahamic religion" meme
>itt: catholics argue for their church with pictures of cathedrals, deus vult memes, and buzzwords like "heretic" and "heathen"
Why don't you admit that you've never read the bible and you don't go to church.
You don't understand why you're a Catholic you just do it for the fun memes.
>>70350860
May as well, more than half the Catholics in the US actively vote for abortion every election. Catholicism is dead.
>>70354137
>>70354505
t. hasn't read Eusebius of Cesarea
*tips fedora* xDDD
>>70343688
>Your name is Luther and upon this Luther I will build my Church
Things Jesus never said...
>>70353538
>malpractice of the mysteries
The catholic church I went to when I was young dunks the babies in a bowl of holy water. It sounds really stupid to just sprinkle water on them.
>Idols as religious artefacts
I don't really follow, are you referring to statues and the like of Jesus? Because we do use icons as well.
The church says to treat all religious objects the way you guys treat icons.
>It's unleavened bread
It's easier and more efficiant to make it that way.
>Donation of Constantine
No one's denying that they were cunts. And still are in many cases. Like the fact that the vatican has a private superstore where I believe "friends of the church", including priests can get stuff for free. Or at least a huge discount.
>>70344839
>>70343688
>be heterodox
>you fucked up
Daily reminder that the fragmentation of protestantism and the degeneration of the Roman Catholic church is due to their being out of communion with the true Orthodox church
>>70354716
>Idols as religious artefacts
We use icons only though
>unleavened bread
Still heresy, I don't give a shit if it's cheaper or not
>malpractice of the mysteries
Those people would be considered heretics by some (most likely most) Catholics
>>70354716
Plus, don't forget the Julian calendar, you should at least should've used it as a festive calendar, but NO, you had to be even more different than the Eastern Christians.
>>70354664
Things that Jesus also didn't say:
>We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.
>>70354664
Jesus Christ is the rock. Not Peter. The meme that "Peter" means rock is just that, a catholic meme.
>martin luther, the author of the jews and their lies
>not being redpilled as fuck
Stay mad, catholic cucks.
>>70355418
Mistranslation
Peter (Πέτρος) might be similar to (Πέτρα) but one is feminine and the other is masculine.
>>70355624
>>70355624
Pope John Paul the Second all but named the Jew.
>having climate change advocating nigger loving queer accepting wage gap mythologist as your leader
catholics are truly the biggest of cucks
>disregard scripture
>acquire alms
>>70356924
>paraphilia not mentioned in the bible
>protestants can't say anything about it even though it's obviously degenerate
>>70353103
>not being a rules lawyer
fucking casuals and no monk class can't weld short swords because 'it's cool'.
>>70355624
True
