Who would survive /pol/?
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Who would survive /pol/?
>>70339849
the muslim genocides his island in the name of allah and takes the females on the other island as his harem
Muslim and Beggar would be murdered or at least heavily controlled by the remaining group who would ally with eachother. They're too volatile but the others whilst ideologically distinct still share the ability to be organised.
Even if a single person has beef with another single person, they would still need to be allied with someone who doesn't hate the same person, thus it would naturally lead to an uneasy but stable group companionship.
The women would immediately yield to the men, there would be no contest of any kind.
With the introduction of women, they would gradually shatter the group apart into separate societies as is in their nature.
>>70339849
I can't help but think the men would be willing to set aside their differences for the sake of survival, and willing to kill anyone that started shit. The women would all be like "ugh, I can't even" and sit around until they get eaten by jaguars.
The feminists begin by throwing the rifles and ammunition into the sea, guns are only for killing and our wonderful feminist utopia won't have them. It's not like any of them know how to use a firearm anyway. Within a day or two most of the women are suffering from heat stroke since they went tanning and didn't gather water or food, the more forward thinking ones decide to throw away a day discussing all the rules of their new society but ultimately agreeing on none of them.
On the men's side assuming the language barrier is intact none of them learn about their conflicts for awhile and just work together for basic survival.
If the language barrier is magically removed they're going to be dicks to each other for awhile but the only one who really needs to watch his ass is the Jew since he's the only one that might make Ahmed there angry enough to immediately go violent.
If the two groups meet the women will act bitchy for a while but ultimately submit to the men's wills, at this point you'll see things start to get ugly as the men compete for women.
>>70339849
>Implying Hans wouldn't be protestant
>>70339849
Makes me realize how women ruin everything.
>>70339849
>The men work together after capturing the beggar and making him a slave.
>Tensions are mostly between the Jew and the NEET.
>One night, the Jew gets killed by a combined effort of the Muslim, NEET, and Beggar. (they told the beggar they would give him fried chicken if he help)
>They build a mighty shack, and keep the Muslim in a cage, but let him out to hunt.
>The Republican helps keep order between them all.
>Ex-Spetnaz is a badass and takes down trees and animals with his bare hand and hunting knife.
>After three days, the Retail worker from the female side comes up on the shore hanging onto a floating log.
>She says she is the only other survivor, and the others just bitched at each other about who should get food before they died from dehydration.
>The men take her in.
>Four days later, at midnight, the women wakes up and walks into the storage room to steal as much as she can and run.
>But that room happens to hold the Muslim in the cage.
>Muslim sees a female and goes insane, screeching and throwing himself into the bars.
>Female is frightened
>Ahmed breaks through and pulls her underneath him.
>Rape
>After the rape, the Muslim beheads her with a blunt stick
WEEK ONE ENDS
>extremely diverse and divisive group of men
>homogeneous group of females
I don't know, I think I'd still give it to the guys.
>>70343235
>In the morning, the others come into the storage room and see the Muslim in a dark corner eating Rebecca's body.
>Mobutu tries to join in, but the others hold him back.
>Through interpretive dance, screeching, and a lot of dick waggling, the others learn what she tried to do.
>They repair the cage and lead the Muslim inside.
>All is good for the next couple days, until they see a helicopter overhead.
>The women's island is just a mile away, and they see the heli drop off a larger group of ~20 women.
>They all are morbidly obese, with their hairs dyed a sickly green to a bright red.
>Half of them are wearing Tumblr shirts and the other half either have just a Bernie sticker or a Bernie sticker and a Tumblr shirt.
>The helicopter flies over to their island. They see the pilot salute and drop a pair of binoculars near their shack.
>The show begins
>Nearly a third of the goblin-women can't stand up on their own.
>The other 2/3 can't find/get food, and within an hour cannibalize the ones who can't move because they can't sustain themselves without food every hour.
>The night of the living pork.
>The remaining women split into three different groups- the Otherkin, the Feminists, and the Attention Seekers
>The Otherkin group let out their inner-autist, and start acting like animals. Most of them are dog or wolves of some kind, so it becomes more interesting when one of the fattest in their group try to attack the Attention Seekers
>She tries to get onto all fours, but breaks her arms from her body-weight.
>So she tries to wiggle to them, but her fat just makes her roll around like a beach ball.
>The other Otherkin wolves eat her.
Meanwhile-
>The Feminist group have built a large shrine for Bernie Sanders, and have basically become a cult.
>The Attention Seekers try to get into the Bernie Cult by screaming and crying.
>>70339849
Remember the christmas truces?
Yeah the left side would be like a perma-christmas truce and they actually work together
The right side would quickly devolve into sub-tribes
>>70341980
Theres a reason why the DAP (proto-NSDAP) was created in catholic bavaria
