>Had time to kill before shift starts
>go around town, central Illinois
>run errands with my new Trump hat
>Best Buy for a screen protector
>Geek Squad nigger gives me stink eye
>lol whatever faggot
>decide to try liberal paradise Starbucks
>go to counter and order
>middle age lady notices hat says "Trump?"
>Me "oh yeah!"
>says to me "There's more of us than you think." And shakes my hand.
>Still standing in shock
>calls out my order. "Anon it was nice to meet you. Make America Great Again!"
>Blue Angels fly over and an eagle landed on my shoulder
Anyone else had surprising interactions while wearing Trump stuff? Pretty happy with that interaction. Pic related.
>>70336925
>go out to eat
>wear Trump shirt
>bartender says he's voting for Trump
>family of blond haired blue eyed people all tell me they love my shirt
>leave the restaurant
>teenager who was also probably a /pol/ack says he loves my shirt
MAGA
>>70336925
One guy asked me "do u have any more of those hats?"
And one girl just be like "is your hat serious?" "yes." "Youre actually voting for Trump?" "yes."
Nobody? ;_;
>>70336925
god that's beautiful anon.
MAGA
drag Canada along kicking and screaming please
us Albertans are not cucks and we hate Justin
I have a Brigate Rosse shirt and a MAGA red hat I wear together to confuse people.
>>70337545
annexation when?
>>70337490
This. Nobody gives a fuck
t. white state resident
>want to wear a trump shirt to show my support and the delicious butthurt it would bring
>too scared about getting stabbed by a muslim because of it
Such is life in the United Kaliphate
I wear the cologne and aggressively hug Mexican qts to leave the smell of the Don all over them.
They love it.
>got called a racist once by a (presumably) single mother and her 4 children walking to a trump rally
>told me to stop watching fox news and to read a book
I've forgotten more esoteric political theories and ideologies than people like her will ever know in their lifetime
I would get a hat but they are 35 fuckin dollarydoos
>>70336925
did you fuck the starbucks lass
>>70337679
Soon
>>70337863
That glorious bastard.
>>70337720
>muh fox news
they've been recycling that one for over 10 years now. Cunt probably doesn't even know had bad of a hate boner fox has for Trump
>>70337720
liberals get really butt hurt when you say NPR is on par with fox news
>>70336925
This happened to me. They are all around us. The silent majority.
>>70338026
I can't even recall the last time I watched Fox News. I watch CNN sometimes for primary coverage... otherwise I don't watch television news at all.
>>70336925
>Blue Angels fly over and an eagle landed on my shoulder
Beautiful.
>wore trump shirt out to dinner with grandparents
>grandpa is trump supporter, grandma said "trumps a great man"
>wore it to easter family gathering
>everyone complimenting my shirt
feels good desu senpai
>>70336925
I have a Trump MAGA shirt, nobody says shit to me. People need to stop being pussies and wear your Trump gear. The closet is for homos, not alpha Trump supporters.
Guys make sure to watch "The Trump Effect" before the EA cucks take it off of Youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F082JKzJqE&nohtml5=False
Also check out Donald Trump "Our only hope?" right here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zafmqQ3G0I&nohtml5=False
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU3vcvGpALQ
>Channing Tatum fighting the good fight.
>>70338026
That's the one thing that always brings my blood to a boil about leftists. They think that Fox News cuckoldry accounts for all Republican voters, and the entire right-wing in general. Whenever this shit gets thrown at me I say that I probably hate Fox even more than they do.
>>70337587
tomorrow plz. but don't annex Ontario, you have enough libcucks in the midwest. Alberta and British Cantoneseia would make top tier states though.
>>70336925
at work
>have MAGA bumper magnet
>talking with bernout QTs
>they're talking about who has the MAGA sticker
>"who the hell put that on their car?"
>"I bet it's X, he's an asshole"
>tell them its me
>"WHAT"
>"BUT YOU'RE SUCH A NICE GUY"
>tell them he's killing the republican party and I love it
>TFW slowly converting them
out to dinner with GF's parents
>wearing hat
>her dad and I are shooting the shit
>just yelling things like "CHAIEENA" and "IT'LL BE YUUUUGE"
>nu-male and his wife and her son glaring at us from table
>stretch arms up so my shirt rides up over my CC and two mags on my belt
>readjust shirt
>look over, they frantically pay check and leave
>kek internally
>>70338195
Same anon.
I wear my Trump gear to ALL family outings. Christmas, Easter, Parties... and everyone loves it.
A few Cruzmissiles (one went full Trump after a while) and some Globalist Johns but they get enough shit from me to think about it.
Compliments from family friends I don't even know, too, feels good.
Also kypronite for Bernie Bolsheviks.
They were downtown in my city, Pittsburgh, and I scared the shit out of them by wearing it, approaching them, and calmly asking what they felt about Socialist Sanders saying white people can't be poor.
They denied the statement and fled Market Square (pretty big place downtown) for 10 minutes due to a confrontation from an unfortunate manlet like me wearing a MAGA hat
>>70338453
Pretty much. I never assume their political philosophy comes from MSNBC or what have you.
I just assume it's a college hugbox or social media.
>tfw not american
>can't trigger liberals with the MAGA hat as there no liberals here
>>70336925
Can these be shipped to Europe? I need to get 3 or 4 for me and some friends to go and trigger people at my University.
I'd straight up get fired and/or killed if I was caught wearing MAGA gear in this city.
Fired for sure.
>>70339242
come to america, russians are just the americans of the east anyway
>>70339375
you can't get the originals
try Amazon or cafepress
>>70339242
my favorite russian political story is when Gary Kasparov got asked to autograph a chessboard by some guy who said he was a huge fan and loved his chess ability and after he autographed it, the man hit Kasparov over the head with the chessboard and said that was for being liberal
>mfw if Ttump is mentioned here a Hate bandwagon starts
>If you dont get in you are mauled
>They do nothing but spout "HE IS RACIST, HE HATES MEXICANS , HE IS AN IDIOT" without any facts.
>Must hide my powerlevel all the time
>Cant even talk about the jews
>>70339645
why are mexicans so defensive over trump?
whats to be proud of in your shit country?
>go to trivia night at local bar with gf, her brother, and his gf
>northwest jersey: mountain folk and trump country
>wear MAGA hat, tons of compliments
>Team Trump for trivia night
>we're in first place and on track to victory
>obese faggots at next table
>all disgusting and dressed like shit
>brought their loser kids to a bar at 10 o'clock on a friday
>kids are throwing food around and screaming
>I suspect lard asses are using cellphone to look up answers and cheat but I cant prove it
>they suddenly start beating us
>Table of dudebros and their gfs start making a fuss cuz they must have actually seen them cheating
>I walk over and see what's going on
>fat bitch must have hid the phone
>sees my hat and says"fuck off you racist"
>dudebros at the table start chanting TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
>bitch flips us off and says "feel the bern assholes"
>we all have a laugh
>go back to table and continue game
>all eyes on her table so she can't cheat anymore
>doesn't matter cuz games is almost over and she will win anyway
>prize is a gift certificate
>gf's brother says he's seen them here before and they just cheat so they get the free coupon since their poor faggots
>their team name was literally The Unemployed
>everyone in the place is catching on and making a fuss about them cheating
>manager of the place didn't catch on in time and gave them the certificate
>they grab their kids and start making it for the exit as fast as possible
>I step in front of fat bitch and confront her and tell her if she thinks what she did is ok not like I give a shit about the gift certificate or anything
>slaps my hat off my head
>before I can even comprehend what happened she's pushing past me
>people start cheering TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP again
>one of the dudebros near the exit throws a basket of chili and cheese nachos at her back on the way out and yells "FEEL THE BERN"
>manager finally realizes what has happened
>free round of drinks for everyone
>bartender slips me free drinks the rest of the night
>>70338040
Isn't NPR more trustworthy than other liberal networks?
>>70339502
Why hasnt a single /pol/ack started a business in buying up these hats and selling them to Europe? I though some of you were Libertarians. Where is your entrepeneurial spirit?
>>70339878
I have read this before.
>>70339838
Most are nothing but brainwashed idiots who believe everything kikebook or their familiars say.
Here to find someone who researches their own opinions is very fucking rare.
>>70339922
I might start that in the summer but may be too late
>>70339645
To be fair, if he actually does the things he says he will do to us our economy will fucking collapse, as if our currency isn't in freefall already. Better stash supplies, just in case.
>>70339406
>getting fired or killled for political expresssion
>mfw I live in America
>>70336925
strongly considering buying this, Trump's website don't ship outside USA / Puerto Rico
>>70339838
he can build the biggest wall ever for all i care, shit, paying for it would be the less of our problems, but please lock the door and destroy the key, and i mean embargo treatment like 60's cuba, fucking let mexico go back to aztec times, let the peope fucking kill all the narco blood temple style.
>>70340045
>>70340140
a necessary sacrifice
Im walking around with a trump cap in sweden. People are so fkn retarded they dont even get its a joke, like nigga, how dumb can you be.
I still like trump tho.
>>70340140
Locking you guys out would devastate you economically but it would probably tone down your gun and drug related violence.
>>70340038
You have a business window from now until November 11. Even if Trump wins, sales will massively decline after that.
And you're a Brit. How would you manage to pull that one off without travelling to the USA?
>>70340246
I wouldn't expect many Swedes could grasp the concept of an Alpha male. Unless fascist is code word for an uncucked male.
>>70340350
Send money to my Ameribro and then get him to ship them over and then sell on ebay
>>70336925
> walking into a store wearing a hat
I think it's you who was the nigger here
>>70340269
Nah, it would only get worse until it can no longer go up.
Like a 2nd somalia.
It doesnt help that the politicians just scam some million beans and then run away every fucking week.
>>70336925
>Anyone else had surprising interactions while wearing Trump stuff?
When I went to the polls on tuesday.
I live in milwaukee on the nigger side of town (northside).
The polling places are all neighborhood based.
Walk in and see 3 separate groups of white people wearing hunting gear and Trump hats.
I was surprised to find out I'm not the only white person in the neighborhood, let alone the only Trump supporter.
>>70339406
> wear MAGA hat
> get fired
> sue
it's a win m8
>>70340497
Top kek, but seriously OP, you are supposed to tale your hat off in the store.
>>70337438
>teenager
>pollack
I kind of hope we have younger lurkers wanting to get redpilled.
>>70340095
https://www.reship.com/#
Not shilling, just googled reshipper and this was the first match. Look into it, or others maybe
i live in melbourne so i'd probably get attacked by a swarm of feminists and fags
>>70336925
> eagle lands on my shoulder
Kinda want to get a pet eagle now
>>70340269
my exact point, let mexico bee free, our country depends so much on others it sickens me, let it survive by itself or let it die.
Met up with some local shitlords the other week, we wore our Trump hats and the hostess at the restaurant was kinda laughing until she asked us where we got our hats and we replied that ordered them from the website. She looked super triggered when she realized that we gave money to Trump, I mentioned his policy on NAFTA and the fact that 25% of inmates in federal prisons are illegals and she had no reply. Our waitress was really nice and we were overly polite so they didn't know what to make of us.
>>70338413
>EA cucks take it off of Youtube
in theory parodies are protected as fair use
>>70338549
>nu-male and his wife and her son
>her son
>>70340642
Look at his flag, man.
>>70340642
>Government of Ontario
nah m8
I can think of 5 different clauses in my contract terms they could fuck me with
>>70340743
Can confirm.... Am lurking since last year, and just turned 18.
>>70336925
>wear hat to college
>some ugly blue haired nu-male tries to tell me trump is the usual spiel
>another dude wearing a trump hat walks up and tells him he should be at home prepping his bull
>we share a laugh as he storms off red-faced
if youre here man, you da real mvp
>>70336925
>Central Illinois
Where are you OP? I go to ISU.
Mexican here. Got my car keyed for having a Trump sticker on the inside. Got jumped by other spics wearing my hat in public. Thats about it, not going to post bs encounters with stupid people at liberal places. That shits just depressing.
MAGA
I'm thinking about ordering a camo MAGA hat but that depends if I get this job and move to New Orleans then i'm not so sure..
>Decide to go to Chipotle with my new MAGA hat
>I am either imagining a full blown ass hurt or something shocking will occur at Chipotle
>Didn't realize that I was speeding
>Didn't realize a cop was tailing me
>It's to late
>Cop signals me to pull over
>Ohfuck.jpeg
>Get my licence and registration ready
>Cop leaves his car
>Cop is black
>As I roll down my window
>Cop: "Do you know wh..."
>Blank stare
>Sudden grin
>Cop: "Sorry Mr Trump its about time for you to go Make America Great Again"
>Motorcade passby's Chipotle
>Flock of eagles are attacking all that comes out with turd bombs
I live in SoCal and went to whole foods, got dirty looks by a lady with of half head shaven and a black baby
>>70340743
Turned 18 a few months back, been lurking since 2014
MAGA
>>70338549
>stretch arms up so my shirt rides up over my CC and two mags on my belt
>tfw i'm jelly as fuck
WE NEED CC PERMITS IN EUROPE TOO REEEEEE
>>70340767
against campaign finance laws to take foreign money
A trumpfag can buy $2700 worth of hats and give them away for free plus a shipping fee, though.
>>70339502
>come to america
legally?
>>70336925
There are so many things in this thread that never happened.
But it made my day anyways.
>>70337679
I wanna do the same but I live in Croydon so I'm sure I would probably be stabbed.
Eh, even here in Calgary I'd probably get lynched if I wore mine outside
>>70342119
>Croydon
Muh nigga
>>70336925
>liberal paradise Starbucks
Really?
I though liberals went to more up-scale coffee bars?
>wear MAGA hat to college
>forced to remove it
>it was covering up the MAGA tattoo on my forehead
>get expelled
>>70342069
>coming to America illegally to support Trump
What the fuck are you trying to do
>at Chicago rally
>Some small media presence, people yelling shit at us from cars as we wait in line
>Wearing glorious white/navy MAGA
>Black college kid in a suit approaches me with a camera, asks for an interview
>Tell him about Trumps self funding, say that Hillary is a slippery bitch and will avoid email server fallout
>Genuinely surprised that I'm a well spoken, normal person
>Inside rally, chimpout begins
>Young pooinloo comes up to me, asks for an interview for CBS
>Talk shit about the protestors
>Hes later mistakenly arrested outside and I make national news broadcast
All in all, not bad
> at an aldis value mart
> it's like a dollar store for groceries
> sporting my MAGA gear
> jeb bush starts coming down the aisle I'm in then sees me
> he does his little disappointed head bob and turns his cart around to go to a different aisle
>>70341935
I was actually thinking of doing this for our allies. Could you imagine the shitstorm from Euro news if people were walking around with official Trump hats?
>>70339406
Where do u live anon? Don't be a chooch, I live in the biggest liberal shithole in southern Ontario and wearing my trump hat is fucken great
>>70342664
haha
>>70342497
Nah. A lot of our liberals are vapid yuppies who just want warm fuzzy feelings. Starbucks evokes a certain image they can adopt while still being cheap. Starbucks is literally shit coffee. Their roasts are terrible and their syrups are bad.
A real coffee shop makes traditional drinks and will commonly be more expensive since theyre often fair trade. Thats not convenient or sugary enough for most yuppie liberals.
>>70343117
>I typically drink my coffee black
>go try starbucks
>order black coffie
>tastes like shit
I can vouch for starbucks coffee being shit
>>70342356
Shithole, I know.
>>70339893
NPR is funded by the government
>>70343018
Should just start having MEGA hats embroidered, sell them to euros and then give the profits to a charity. Good publicity for the Don
>>70343485
I know
>>70341636
yfw in estland CC needs no premit.
>>70340743
My <18 brother and his friends browse 4chan, no clue if they touch /pol/ though.
>>70336925
I've been wearing my hat around Southern California for about 6 months now.
>delivering equipment to a big corporate customer last week
>meet with head of emergency management
>"is that a trump hat?"
>"yessir"
>"good man"
>>70340743
I heard from an anonymous source that someone who just posted in this thread is 17
He's also an ardent Trump supporter and know's who's behind most tragedies today
>wear white/gold maga on campus
>sorostutuites strike up convo about the hat
>get laid
>>70343290
Drink the coal pay the toll
>>70340743
I've been here since I was 13
I'm 20 now
Kill me
>>70338026
Fox Newz has been a meme for 10 years for a reason. It stirs shit up and makes the viewers very angry with their race bating and all the other hatered shit.
>muh war on christmas
>muh obama hate
>muh beghazi
>muh christian beliefs
> muh abortions
>muh republican debates ( which are the laughing stock btw)
> muh wars we should start
> muh gubnet wanna take muh guns
> muh disagreeing with minimum wage
Butthurt much?
>>70338040
I love how the mass media hates on conservatives so much. The butthurt is so delicious.
>Live in small town in Southern VA
>Make a Giant Trump 2016 sign to MAGA
>Go to location with the most traffic in the county (aka Walmart intersection)
>Get offered money
>Get offered food
>Get so much support I'm almost disappointed some libturd didn't call me racist
>Van of blacks approach the light opposite me
>See the van's back sliding door open
>Light turns green
>Gaggle of nigs hang out the car door telling me how much they love Trump, MAGA, Fuck Hillary, etc.
>Have hope for the future
>Go back to school
>Take my sign
>Hold it up around campus
>Told I'm racistbigothomophobe and things are back to normal
(pic related)
>>70337545
I was at my friends younger brothers UofA party a couple weeks ago.
Couple kids wearing MAGA hats.
Alberta will never be cucked. Stay strong Alberta bro we will rise again.
I bought a bunch of buttons AWOO buttons and gave them to my neighbor's kids because they like the character.
I have the red MAGA hat and don't get too many problems.
>>70338195
If you hang out in those circles, what do you expect? I sense some insecurity in you. Keep patting yourself on the back if it makes you feel good about yourself.
>feels good man
>>70336925
if only it would have been real...
>>70340743
me to son me to
>>70336925
>go to bars with camo hat
>one time given a high five while he says "nice hat"
>different time some group of people in their early 40s started whispering about it
>one came up and wanted to try it on, asked why I was wearing it and had a weird talk about I don't really remember I was drunk, but I'm pretty sure they disapproved but weren't at all aggressive or dicks about it
>dad says he wants one and I keep telling him to go to Trump's site, then he says like "I don't know, something about giving a billionaire more money..."
>I know he'd wear it if I just bought him one
>saw one just like mine on an older man's head while out grocery shopping once
Not really much, anons.
Let the good times roll. I live near the Puget Sound so basically California v2.0. Can't wait to preach the good word of the God Emperor.
Do you think when he gets elected these will be worth something one day?
There are nice, well meaning people who not only think that Trump will win.
This is kinda sad. Not only will he not win the primary, even if he were to win the primary, he would get destroyed in the general and cause a down ballot collapse of conservative politicians.
It's all fun and games and stories about MAGA gear until Hillary is president, a liberal to the left of Garland is on the supreme court and the house in controlled by democrats.
>>70340743
I have been brwsing /pol/ since i was 15
>>70344512
thank you anon
hope you kept that sign for when the general election comes around
MAGA
>>70338134
trump hates amine
>>70344416
>muh beghazi
>implying that isn't a big deal
>>70344653
Link to teh buttons?
>>70336925
>trump hat in rear window of car
>accidenly lock my keys in my car and it sits for a few days
>bernie sanders lands at airport across the street from my work
>secret service tells my work to move my car
Bernie sanders himself was so threatened by my car he had my work threaten me with towing my car
>>70339645
Mexico and USA are friends. That retarded wall will create bad reltions with our neighbor. So yes, Trump is smart for making all you dumb shitsfall behind his rehetoric. You guys are the dumb ones, not Trump.
All the butthurt in you trump supporters is very satisfying Tbh.
>>70338413
>you will never sniff ivankas butthole
>i have my MAGA hat in molenbeek
>at least 10 arabs tries to attack me
>i won the fight against every single one of them
feels good to be belgian
>>70337455
Teacher asked me "so where did you get that hat"?
And one girl just be like "is your hat serious?" "yes." "Youre actually voting for Trump?" "yes."
>>70336925
I've had one of the teacher assistant's for a lab class and a professor compliment my hat. And loads of muzzies, nigs, and mexicunts scoff at it.
>>70345293
http://salientarts.storenvy.com
I wear my shirt n campus and wear my hat everyday when I go out. I haven't gotten much shit for it because liberals are too scared to talk shit. Mostly just compliments over here in Arizona.
>>70338549
>nu male and his wife son
im dying here... my sides!
>>70340140
Battle priest Lopez needs new avengers.
Rise up and crush your CIA funded overlords.
>>70338549
Don't do that, in some states that could be considered brandishing and even more so when libs inevitably exaggerate or just make some shit up. Just some friendly advice.
>>70336925
There are A LOT more female trump supporters than the medial would lead you to believe. Just go out side and you'll hear women talking about how great he is. He is especially popular with women over thirty.
>>70345638
Truth. I had a pack of niggers harass me and when they saw my CCW, they started bitching and saying I need to fight them like a man.
Yeah, 1-on-5
>>70342918
lmfao!
>>70336925
The blue angels fly over my house every day. It gets old quick.
>>70345715
Older lady at my work is a Trump supporter. We talk about MAGA during our smoke breaks.
>Go to my girlfriends house for Easter
>Her whole family is there
>I walk into the kitchen and everyone looks at my hat
>Award silence
>"Hello everyone!"
>Only one person says hello back
>They start whispering
>I start sweating
>Knees weak arms are heavy
>There's vomit on my shirt already, mom's spaghetti
Everything went better than expected
>>70343024
I also live in Toronto.
However, I'm a Govfag so my employment truly is in danger if I run around in Maga gear.
>>70340897
Become a falconer. You can actually make a decent living working for airports training falcons to kill seagulls and pigeons. Plus,
>what do you do for a living?
>falcon screech
>majestic bird lands on your outstretched arm
>I work with animals.
>>70340743
Just got my brother who is 19 to start browsing this board. Making America Great Again one tiny bit at a time.
>>70343117
Starbucks espresso is fucking poison. Once in a blue moon I'll get a frap though.
>>70337545
I used to work with a guy from Red Deer. One of the biggest faggots I've ever met. Was so happy when he quit.
>go to cost accounting class wearing maga hat
>teacher is a bonafide Jewess
>sit near the front with my hat on backwards to ensure maximum lolberal butthurt
>couple of Panamanian transfer students get amused/ a little butt hurt
>tell them the only reason thier country exists and doesn't currently suck and isn't Columbia is because Woodrow taught them how to deep throat when he needed thier canal land
>predictable butthurt banter ensues, couple of class mates shaking their heads
>teacher comes in and gives me a look of amusement/Oy vey
>after class she implies she's voting trump when I'm at her office hours
>>70345314
kek
>>70345075
Godspeed Fellow MAGAer
>>70346092
You give her the D?
>>70339878
this can't be real!! the goyim were supposed to lose!
actually in israel Trump is supported by almost everyone, bernie fags are really rare and almost all are fat women
>>70346057
Red Deer is a glorified truck stop between Edmonton and Calgary
It's great being "POC" and there's nothing libs can do about it when I have mad Trump Swag on.
It's like they want to yell at me for being a "FUCKING WHITE MALE" but can't because I'm a precious PEE OH CEE.
>>70345397
Proud of you.
>>70345352
Wtf?
Who cares?
As if Mexico is irrelevant aside from their illegals and massive drug gangs and crime?
Also it's mexico's fault for not properly patrolling their end of the border. While they pretty much have the berlin wall at the south.
Fucking hypocritical shitbag you are.
>>70345803
Don't you know that a gun is just an extension of your white privilege you shitlord.
Nothing scares them more than an armed white man because it negates their pack hunting advantage.
>>70346057
Red Deer faggots are the worst
>>70342664
Lol
>Up in Commiefornia
>Went to visit my Alma Mater for a weekend
>Hanging out with a bunch of my dudebros
>Having a decent political discussion about Politics over moonshine
>Two qt's talking about how they want Bernie Sanders and that Trump will make America Hate again
>Laugh it off and debate some of the minor details
>One of my dudebros is Bernie supporter and is respectfully disagreeing with the rhetoric
>Moonshine is about halfway done, the circle is small
>Bernie supporter Dudebro starts throwing up Sriracha
>He gets up laughing maniacly "FEEL THE BERN"
Honestly the only time I ever witnessed a Bernie Supporter with a sense of humor tbqh familia
>>70336925
I'll take "Shit that never happened somewhere in BFE Illinois" for 400 Alex.
>>70345803
Rather be a living pussy than a dead "man."
>"Act like a man" That's some seriously rich shit coming from guys that aren't man enough to even stick around until their kid has their 5th birthday.
Not really a Trump one but
>leaving work
>pulling up to a stop
>clearly cut someone off who was trying to turn in
>they throw up their hands
>back up to give them their spot
>waves to me an pulls in front
>big ol Bernie bumper sticker on the back of their car
BERNIED
Mfw
>>70344536
Germany was Nazi once mate. And look at them now... you never know what might happen.
>>70345931
> get a falcon
> name him captain
> make the command for attacking punch and/or kick
>>70337679
I live in Baltimore.
Back home in Virginia I'd wear a MAGA hat all damn day. Not in this hipster, nigtopia.
Car windows already get broken when a young niglet is feeling particularly niggerly for no reason. No way I'd do a bumper sticker.
I do have a fun related story.
>Going to work
>Art school near walk to office
>Hipster outside of his blue cuck mobile
>He says "I bet it was because of my Bernie sticker... fucking rednecks"
>Look into his car window
>Stereo is gone wires hanging out
Yup, definitely a Trump supporter.
>>70346727
God fucking dammit
>>70345931
>send my falconbro to fuck with bernie supporters
>feed him american made bird feed and the blood of his enemies
sounds like a great job
>>70346344
Oh how I'd like to be a beaner for just this.
Pol/ needs based brown bros like you more than ever.
>>70336925
That's really brave of you to tell liberals who are about to prepare your food or drink that you support Trump. I would never do that.
>>70346770
makes sense. trumplets are mostly jobless. just look at /pol/. only difference here though is most of you 98 pound underage faggots are too spineless to steal a car stereo.
>>70346622
>a fucking leaf
Anaheimfag
No problems so far
>>70345432
>wear trump hat while out with wife
>walking down street
>Niggers come out
>Lmao look at this Whyte boi
>a little light skinned nigger steps out and calls me a cuck
>wife whispers something
>little nigger says "mom"
>ask wife what did he mean by this
>wife admits that is her son
>tell the niggers they can rape my wife, and I run off
I should've fucking known there was a reason she never had sex with me and why she went on a 12 month vacation
>>70345002
Paid fbi detected
>>70338578
Pittsburgh trump supporter as well.
Oakland is a hilarious place to wear MAGA gear. The disdain from the plebs at Pitt and CMU are good laughs, but the Carlow dykes takes the cake
>for those not in the know, oakland is where every college is at: pitt, CMU, carlow, penn state pgh has part of their campus there etc
>>70344222
at least u got trips
>>70347013
Let me fix that for you
>Most of you aren't niggers who need to steal car stereos because you blew all your NigBux on weed
I'll have you know I'm a 190 Akenzi Jew navy Seal from the outskirts of planet Fucboi 8!
>>70347013
Yeah, because going to jail is worth the 20 bucks that stereo is worth. That kind of risk/reward ratio is reserved for niggers and crackheads.
>>70346770
>redneck stealing a car stereo
What planet does that cuck live on?
>work at a restaurant on the weekends with my fiancee to make about 600$ extra cash in three days
>main job is SharePoint development and administration, working from home is awesome since we live in a mountain town while she goes to college (JMU)
>when I'm at my serving job I have to carry a book around with me to write things down, you've probably all seen those things
>put Trump campaign stickers on both sides of my server book
>CONSTANTLY I get a mix of liberals and Trump supporters
>Trump supporters will usually tip me 40-50% because they like my personality and almost always tell me they understand I probably get tipped less since we're in a town with lib students
>people who hate Trump will usually tell me that I shouldn't be allowed to wear it at work, I respond with "well there's someone here who wears a Bernie pin, so they probably don't want to start that lawsuit"
>the tips left by supporters make up for what I lose from liberals
>little do they know I take pictures of every single receipt where a liberal doesn't tip me and plan on attempting to gain traction about them "not caring about people who are the working class" on social media.
Pic is my liberal friend I am slowly converting to a Trump supporter through being kind about it.
>>70336925
I work in geek squad and almost all of us are Trumpets, would love to see a MAGA hat in store
>>70347536
GET THIS TRANNY OFF MY BOARD
>>70347536
QT3.14.
Should lose the nose ring though.
>>70336925
> be in Commiefornia
> just got my new Trump hat and I love it
> decide to wear it around Los Angeles to make liberal fucks buttmad
> instead of getting insulted and assaulted, I get remarks of praise and congratulations on my smart decision for supporting him
> was visibly confused as I walked around because here were Mexicans, hipster fags, and women who were all for Trump
> finally got one literal faggot who called me a racist sonofabitch
> looked him in the eye with my new trump confidence and called him a faggot right in public
> went home feeling good and empowered while I left him there speechless
Make. America. Great. Again.
>>70347637
Naw she's 100% female
>>70340743
been on 4chan since I was 17
didnt start on pol til rather recently. Glad i did tho
>>70347536
Tell her to lose the nose ring and stop standing on walls. Middle fingers are also trashy unless used to flick someone off in traffic.
>>70339878
GG anon
im 25, when i was 11, i would wonder why my dad would listen to michale savage. i now know... when people age they start carign about politics.
>>70347987
Sorry about your autism
>>70348081
its truly a gift, nice cold read anon
Also, I had a question for y'all. What do you think about wearing your MAGA hat backwards? Hats just don't look good on my forward, and I figure it's nice to have my Trump shirt on so I can hit em from the front AND the back.
I don't want to be a degenerate who wears a hat like a thug though :(
>>70347536
>>70347987
Sorry about your autism
>>70348270
just do whatever feels right and stop being autistic
>>70340350
Actually, I can do this pretty well. I live in New York and also have a location in California as my family business is a shipping company.
My only thing is how would I set up a payment method? Through PayPal on eBay or something?
Thoughts.
>>70341303
You fight the good fight, Mexibro. You won't have to go back.
>>70348270
she looks like a fucking slut toy, dirty lil girl gets fucked in the morning by one guy and gets fucked in the night by another, (;
>At post office picking up a package
>Wearing my MAGA hat
>Go up to the counter and give the lady the postal slip
>"ID please"
>fock
>left that shit at home
>"Er sorry I can run back to my house and get it"
>"Usually I need to see an ID, but its nice to see a fellow Trump supporter and a young conservative. You're alright"
>Get my package
>Left with a smile on my face
>>70336925
I'm going to go to New York in June, and the first thing I'm going to do is get the MAGA hat and tell everyone who gives me the stink eye that I support Trump with the thickest Hispanic accent possible, just to make their brains implode.
If I don't get the hat stolen, I'll wear it on the plane all the way to Buenos Aires.
Godspeed, burgers.
big guy checking in. I'm 6ft 1" 270lbs. I wear my Trump hat around town just begging for someone to fuck with me. Sadly, no takers.
>>70348586
Lose some weight fatso,
Lol he's not going to win. Stop getting your hopes up
>>70348586
>6'1"
>270
Stop eating hamburgers and go to the gym
>>70346193
Yeh. He gave her the Donald no problem.
>>70347223
412bro here. You forgot about niggers looking for EZ gibs.
>>70348270
Don't wear it backwards. Some nigger could get offended and hit you from behind.
>Never relax around the blacks
Plus backwards hats are for coons and cool guys from 1980's movies.
>Current year
>>70348451
Yeah PayPal or eBay
>>70348270
same woman?
>>70341423
>not removing your hat when speaking with someone, particularly a public official
People like you need to be exterminated
>>70343890
Fuck you Lucas
>>70338134
>>70348981
> When riding an elevator in the presence of a lady
*tips fedora*
We are talking a MAGA gear, not a fedora you cuck.
>>70349137
I'm fairly sure that was an ad for a fast food joint
>>70348981
Baseball hats work differently. They are supposed to protect you from the Sun. If you take it off sunlight will make eye contact harder.
>>70336925
> friend comes over and sees my hat for the first time
> put it on and extends his arm saying "heil Trump"
> kill him and put his remains inside some freshly cooked chili then feed it to his parents
> mfw
>>70345559
Which campus Azbro? I've been wearing my MAGA hat to ASU for the past week. So much butthurt but no one ever says shit.
>>70345919
Jack?
>>70342918
kek
>>70349239
>implying there's a difference
I'm moving to California in September, if Trump wins the nomination, you can bet I'll be walking round in a MAGA hat everywhere
>>70342917
is there video of you online?
>>70344512
You are doing Gods work keep it up
>>70348980
Naw this one is my fiancée.
>>70349484
Prepare for the biggest shithole of your life. Seriously. This place blows.
Live in Ottawa. It's unbearably cucked. Just came back from living in new orleans where they red pilled me on how to MAGA. Come back to Cuckanada and continue converting the unclean. Red pilled my qt and am now working on her father. My mother and several coworkers have also renounced the berning.
>mfw I'm doing gods work
>>70347706
Just call him a MESS in public. Better PR
>>70349629
Isn't Britain worse?
>>70338413
this one doesn't have Hillary barking like a dog wtf
>>70349651
>loving within striking range of Trudeau
You know what you have to do
>>70339375
>Can these be shipped to Europe? I need to get 3 or 4 for me and some friends to go and trigger people at my University.
I tried selling one on eBay, only made $2 sheckles of profit on the Official MAGA hats. Had the bidding up for 5 days, took 3 days for someone to bid $40 from a /pol/ack from Ireland. On the last second, a /pol/ack from the UK bid $41 and won the bidding for the Hat.
It's too much money and time to sell the official hats online, some people were paying half of what the hat cost just to ship it to Europe.
Just settle for the Chinese hats
>>70349479
What is this, i don't recognize this place
>order Trump cap to show my support here in Sweden
>wear it on the subway
>three arabs take a seat diagonally in front of me
>one sees my hat
>"You like Trump, dude?"
>yes
>"Cool, we do as well. Fuck Islam"
>one of them rolls up his sleeve to show his Jesus tattoo
>shake hands with them, have a little conversation about stuff
was ebin.
I can't say anything without being part v&
>>70336925
>Wearing Trump hat and Kanye shirt to the mall yesterday
>Had conversations with a few black employees about Kanye
>None of them treated me different for wearing a MAGA hat
felt good man.
>>70348964
So as it seems, I can only buy up around $2500 worth of trump paraphernalia for a single shipping address. But would people really buy that much of hats and whatnot?
>>70349891
Close, but not by much. Cali is horrible. I'm a /fit/izen, but I wouldn't be caught dead walking around L.A. after 9 or 10. This place is a warzone.
>>70350311
I wouldn't mind if Christian Arabs became majority in the most cucked parts of Sweden, really. They aren't Moslems and they aren't fedoracucks or faggots, so pretty much the whole package.
Wear Trump shirt to Five Guys. The cashier was a very enthusiastic old man who clearly loved his job. He told me "nice shirt." The end.
>>70350867
>Argentina
>White
18 year old Uni student here. Should I buy a Trump hat? It would be fascinating to see the reactions but I'm not looking forward to any confronations, plus England is liberal as fuck ever since Pig Fucker Cameron fucked it up for all of us. Lying devilcunt
>>70350958
>Sweden
>White
FTFY
>>70350290
>americans
>geography
Pick one
>>70350867
I don't want them to become the majority, but I sure as hell wouldn't whine if we had to choose between assyrians (christian arabs) and muslims.
Assyrians = Bros.
>>70340743
Reporting for duty
>>70340743
I... I'm 26.
>>70345118
Trump will make anime real
>>70350290
That flag is Palestine Republic. Its the non-Occupied land of Palestine.
>>70336925
>says to me "There's more of us than you think." And shakes my hand.
She was implying there's more illegals around you than you think, who knows what they did to your drink.
>>70349356
U of A. I can see the pain in the faces of those I pass but they never speak up. However, in the real world I get nothing but compliments.
>>70340743
I started lurking on here when I was 16.
20 now.
>>70336925
>yesterday at Temple University
>my bud and I wearing our brand-new MAGA hats around campus
>some glares but nothing bad
>run into the ONE other person on campus wearing a MAGA hat
>we all laugh and tip our hats to each other
I hope you browse /pol/ bro, that was a great fucking interaction.
>>70351531
You're missing the joke
>>70351075
My sides
>>70337545
Alberta should become the 51st state to be honest, that would let us Quebec become a nation.
>>70344416
Like half of those are actually legitimate issues.
Tfw you can't wear MAGA hat to work and you are too busy with kids to go out much anyways. Feels sad, man.
>>70340140
I think this guy can make Mexico Great Again.
>>70351655
I know its a joke
>>70336925
>new jersey
>wear my trump hat to chipotle
>everyone working there is black or hispanic
>smile the entire time and order a chicken bowl
>no problems at all
We have to openly show our support. We cannot be afraid.
What's the best way to get ahold of a MAGA hat in mapleland? I don't know anyone in the States and I'm relatively far from the border.
