how many of you mad cunts are psychedd
Vitas needs to compete.
>>70330937
is it tonight?
If it is I'm stoked because it will be a calm night at the bar I'm bouncing at.
Swedes are such herd animals, when shit like the eurocucking plebe contest goes on the streets are empty.
I find it to be trashy and the music really bad, haven't watched it since the 90's and even then I did it ironically.
also sage
>Held in Sweden
Can't wait for all the disgusting sjw-filler content between the songs. It was bad enough last time and it will only get worse.
We need a tranny with a thicker beard to win this year.
I'm excited to see how they upset /pol/ this year.
>>70331308
Where's the diversity in that.
We need a Muslim man in drag wearing a whole Burka singing about Allah.
Is Norway sending another immigrant?
>>70330937
Ah the annual festival of cucks and faggots.
theme is muh refugees
cant wait for the winner to be a shitskin who sings about killing whitey
>>70331179
may 14th...
good thread
>>70330937
Eurovision is hilarious, the music sucks and you eurofags act like it's important
refugee rape parody song wins, calling it.
>>70330937
>Called Eurovision
>Literally half the countries aren't European in the contest
>USA isn't invited because euro yodeling is btfo by US music
>>70331838
It's not important, but it's funny. It's a gigantic circus. I'm looking forward to seeing how close to the bottom we can place this year.
>>70330937
I hope another tranny wins just to piss people off.
Will ISIS come this year?
>>70331235
Well I'm sorry to inform you that the official focus will be on the rapefugees
I bloody love Eurovision. I have a few friends round and we play a drinking game that usually ends with a few of us vomiting. Good times.
Going to add something about refugees to the game rules this year. It's going to be very messy.
>>70331955
I might put bets on a "nilpwa" with brexit being on the horizon
>>70331838
nobody watches this here
>>70331887
which song?
>>70331838
You don't get it amerifat, it brings us together.
>>70330937
I literally don't even fucking know who we sent someone there or if we even participate. And tbqh, I couldn't care less. My only problem is that shitfests like these get paid by tax-payer moneys instead of the huge faggots who actually watch this crap.
inb4 nasheed takes the gold.
>>70330937
I'm a faggot and huge ESC fan, however I'm boycotting it this year. Reasons:
1. Our song is boring shit
2. The winner of the last year said we need to take more refugees and ESC stands up for those values
>>70332201
It brings the Slavs and the Baltic's together, it makes the rest of us realise that we all hate each other
>Taking care about Jewvision
Why are there still people payong attention on this ultra-degenerated and political influenced "festival"?
The least inportant fact when countries votes for the song is the own song.
>>70332371
She's so cute. Does she have autism?
WHY IS EUROVISION ALWAYS FILLED WITH SHITTY POP?
GET FUCKING GREEN DAY IN THERE, AS A MATTER OF FACT GET ANY BAND IN THERE THAT'S ACTUALLY GOOD. THE MUSIC THEY SHOW OFF IS SHIT AND IS NORMALLY PROMOTING LIBERAL BULLSHIT.
Let me guess, this year the theme will be "Why won't you racist bigots let these peaceful refugees establish the Sharia in your country? Capitalism is so backwards, it's the current year it's time for Sharia!"
>>70330937
>Australian entry
>in European contest
>is Asian
This is the world of 2016
>>70332558
Apparently Australia loves Eurovision.
>>70332558
>Israeli entry
http://www.thelocal.se/20160403/eurovision-mns-slams-swedens-refugee-u-turn
Never forget the greatest song in Eurovision history.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Qa7_y21oOY
>>70330937
LOL
Azerbaijan vs Armenia war going on. how will this affect the eurovision voting.
I am geniunly curious about this
>>70331179
>Swedes are such herd animals, when shit like the eurocucking plebe contest goes on the streets are empty.
Empty of Swedes. I'm sure that with so few targets your substantial mudlsime population will practice their "sexual emergencies" on anything that moves, including the feminine Swedish men like you.
Careful where you walk, you might end up on the news like that "straight" guy from Norway.
>>70331534
And gay one at that
>he made a music video about him having gay sex in a church
>>70332058
Wait tell me ur game i gotsta know
>>70332803
Israel is part of the European Broadcasting Union
>>70330937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqwnWIpqlIk
>We lost to a transvestite.
>>70331838
It's not about the music, it's about the commentator banter
Epic sax guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy1B3agGNxw
>>70332201
>it brings us together
>>70334652
Is it even needed to post the face of that fucker here? can we at least stay within a decent level of degeneracy?
Alcohol is free, long live Greeece:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocFhFNxu5Jg&list=PLjU_fl1gK8jNfq0VT9BwPfmMOR1oUshBT&index=1
>>70334652
I would fuck him so hard in the ass.
>>70330937
>sweden
ho boy i look forward to all the shill we'll get about refugees
>>70330937
>mfw ficki ficki attacks in audience not even referred to during live broadcast and later explained away as 'minor technical issues'
>>70332409
She's a he.
>>70330937
Armenia or Spain will win
/thread
>>70335675
TFW
>>70332201
>great job bong
Nothing like a bunch of mediocrities getting together to celebrate mediocrity
>>70334652
I really don't get it, does he say he's a woman? But then there's the beard
>>70331838
You're just mad because you're not allowed int.
Even fucking Australia in is in it. Fucking Austrialia. It's literally as far away from Europe as you can get without drowning.
>>70334017
i like Poland but that music and song isn't my thing. the two chicks with the gigantic tits washing clothes and churning butter on either side of the stage are though. are they part of the band? please not be traps or something
>>70332546
>WHY IS EUROVISION ALWAYS FILLED WITH SHITTY POP?
It's the kind of music the fewest people hate.
>>70331838
actually no one cares about it, it has always been a fuking joke. Also the last year they allow australia to participate because... they are nice guys....
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australia_in_the_Eurovision_Song_Contest_2015
>>70334017
I remember watching this drinking with my gf, disapproving looks from her for the whole song.
>dat polish butter churn
>>70334652
This pisses me off. People say it's tranny rights or whatever. However if you wanted to cosplay as the other gender then surely you would try as hard as possible? If I wanted to be seen as a woman I would shave all the time.
>>70334156
Wogan gave up purely due to the stupid voting. Last years or years before had the actual two hosts of Eurovision single out our guy (that gay BBC guy) for being too "unfair and unkind". I remember watching the two nu-male presenters calling him out and him not giving a shit.
>>70332058
Rules please?
>>70332979
my nigga
>>70331235
Don't remind me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XC75Ps_OlSw
That SJW song was such an embarrassment
>>70337617
Conchita is a drag act, not trans.
It was funny the following week with people awkwardly trying not to offend the man who they mistakenly thought was trans and frankly being more offensive to trans people as a result.
>>70330937
My lovely horse, running through the field
Where are you going, with your fetlocks blowing in the wind?
I want to shower you with sugar lumps, and ride you over fences
Polish your hooves every single day, and bring you to the horse dentist
My lovely horse, you're a pony no more
Running around with a man on your back, like a train in the night...
>>70331838
you don't understand, here banter is seen as a national pastime, Americans could never understand how banter brings non-American countries together
>>70334017
>0:55
>that huge cheer as the girl took her top off
top kek
