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BLANKENESE CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2016
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> http://www.welt.de/regionales/hamburg/article154142158/Kettensaegenmassaker-in-Hamburger-Nobelviertel.html

> a "rich" and "noble" district Hamburg-Blankenese
> nice houses, nice streets, nice happy families
> mostly nice socialist voters
> plans announced to build a nice rapefugee camp right at their nice street
> rich socialist voters immediately sue and WIN because building something on that nice street would require cutting down all these nice trees
> extreme leftist sjw cucks in outrage, decide to take matters in their own hands and help the nice people get rid of this nasty little issue
> buy a chainsaw and start just cutting the trees
> SJW cuck who never touched a tool in his life fails to keep the saw running, breaks it
> Other cucks try to fell the trees with their sheer BMI force and hand saws

cue Benny Hill theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPBsN_vs_yA
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They wanted diversity so hard, but when they finally get it, they won't accept it...?
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>mfw I tie myself to a tree to stop left wing nut jobs cutting it down

What a crazy world we live in.
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Its such bullshit that the ones that didn't want it get them and the ones that fake wanting them dont.
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>>70328967
So i guess in Germany you dont have any sort of county owned land huh? If i went chopping down trees on my street I would find myself infront of a civic court.

Also well-played by chainsaw guy, flooding it like that, I could smell the petrol through my monitor.
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>>70330385
Well off socialist voters arent socialist, just virtue signaling.

Poor socialist voters are real socialists, and you can see they cant live with the fact that people dont live as shittily as them.

I dont mind though, people who vote socialist should see the ugly side of the left screaming right in their hypocritic faces

>diversity
>but not in my neighborhood
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>>70330825
>diversity
>but not in my neighborhood
Sounds like a great protest slogan against leftists.
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>>70328967
> Still he does have the right clothes for it. and the lumberjack style hat.
They are totally not just posers and hipsters guys.
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>>70328967

>SJW
>cutting down trees
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They are finally revealing part of their true form.

>RAPEFUGEES FOR THEE BUT NOT FOR ME
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>>70330649
lol
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Can anyone explain what that cuck did wrong with the chainsaw? Admittedly I've never used one.
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>>70330822
Actually, there have been a related case just few days ago.

Some hippy/homeless/leftist/pothead/treehugger/refugees-welcome community lives on a community-owned vacant lot of 8000 square meters in a tent camp. Somehow arranged that by paying 800-1000 euros per month (total for 20-30 people and 8000m2) they basically rent it from the city.
Now the city needs land to build rapefugee camp, so they decide to cancel this agreement with the hippy community and build a camp there.
Actually, they wouldn't even take the entire lot, just some part of it, the hippies can continue living there if they want.
Hippies protest and sue

https://deutsche-stimme.de/2016/02/27/asylprotestierer-der-woche/
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>>70328967
Great thing so the champagne-socialists can finally feel some diversity too :^)
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>destroys the chainsaw
>use shitty pruning saws and hacksaws against a tree trunk

This makes me angry, and I'm not even a handyman type.
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Have these cuckolds never heard of a fucking AXE!!!???
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>>70331739
Nu-males using muscle power .... sure thing buddy
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>>70331739
One swing would break their arms from the recoil.
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>>70331739
What, deodorant? NOT IN MY ARMPITS!
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>>70331637
It would of taken them ages to saw through with those. Maybe they've learnt a lesson in the appreciation of hard work.
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Stihl chainsaws are over rated and expensive
Grab a husky!
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Why isn't the police arresting them?
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>>70332154
because they are useful idiots

once the trees are down the gvt can build the rapefugee center.
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>>70328967
Dat singing.

It gave me cancer.
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>>70331958
>learnt a lesson
I'd crack up into hysterical laughter if it wasn't 2am and my wife and kid weren't asleep.
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>>70331954
good post :D
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>>70332154
Because it's pro refugee don't be such a bigot I mean cmon it's 2016
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>>70328967
Witness the useless people who want the refugees to come.. hahaha..
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>>70328967
Someone needs to put them down 2bh. These sub-humans don't deserve to live among regular people.
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>>70328967
They should be shot. I thought they all believed in climate change anyway?
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>>70331156
Listen, """refugees""" are the ABSOLUTE pinnacle for commie white hating lefties. You'll see, when the muzzies start killing gays and raping in broad daylight, the sjws will defend them.

Nothing trumps the migrants for the left. Nothing.
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>>70332154
Why doesn't Russian police arrest Kremlin paid activists? :^)
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>>70332154
Why should they? The leftists didn't even manage to cut down the trees. Also, if they would have been cut down, the elites would get the Fucken they asked for. They would have deserved that.
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>>70328967
> mostly nice socialist voters

It's nice when karma works out.
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>>70328967
The most cucked thing about protests like this is that they are not even speaking there own language. Why is tonnes pro refugee properganda in english (even though it is aimed at germans)? Is it the same reason that they are chanting in english?
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>>70332559
What about a gay jew who is also a transvestite that converted into being a muslim, was oppressed by not being allowed to gay marry his dog, and further oppressed by being denied the right to change clothes in the 3rd grade girls locker room due to erection problems--BUT he identifies as an 8 year old so that's oppression.

Does that level of oppression trump refugees?
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>>70332538
It was once illegal to destroy a tree or bush you didn't own, given how long they take to grow, in the UK.
It was it's own offence with a more severe penalty than standard criminal damage.

It was reduced in 1931, along with blasphemy and malicious use of explosives.
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>>70332510
No that's actually a really good thing so now can all these upper class liberals see how these subhuman really are...
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>>70332633
it didnt work out as of now they cant build the rapecenter there
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>>70331868
You don't need muscle for it, you can have turns in chopping the tree

And honestly, you don't need much force in chopping trees. My grandfather put me into 'savotta' which is basically lumbering when I was 9, so yeah I highly doubt they're weaker than 9 year old chubby kid.
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>>70332684
Globalism. Europe imports SOROS products and tools.
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>>70332684
Because they're taking part in an advert to the rest of the world.
And the most common language in the areas which would care is English.
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>>70332616
>The leftists didn't even manage to cut down the trees.
So it's virtue signalling, but even more useless.
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Was this called chainsaw massacre since they massacred a chainsaw?
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>>70331614
I swear, mass immigration would be over if, instead of raising taxes for it, we just opened a register where people can volunteer to house and feed shitskins by themselves.
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>>70328967
Are those germ cucks seriously singing 'say it loud...", and in English too that is?
Jesus fuck you can't get more pathetic than that, reverse holocaust when?
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You right winged should help them with it.
The rich deserve their rapefugees.
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>>70333078
Already happening since 45 :^)
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>>70328967
The left begins to eat itself
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>>70332383
:^)
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>>70333132
the leftists would immediately change sides and protect the trees
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>>70332872
Didn't that have to do with longbows being made from trees and bushes that took a long time to grow?
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>>70331609
Because it's a simple carburated two stroke w/o fuel injection the carb is tuned to run when warm. Basically he didn't let it warm up enough after revving and it leaned out too quickly.

This is why pros let chainsaws idle for a good 5 minutes or just rev them and very slowly roll back the throttle.

Also confused as fuck, why not an electric one.
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incompetent and impotent leftist faggots can't even cut down a tiny tree.
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>>70331014
Run it
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>>70328967
That's funny technically if the court has ruled that the camp shouldn't be setup because of Muh Trees (pbuh) then doesn't cutting them down mean contempt of court? Or are German courts that cucked that nobody gives a fuck about their rulings?

>your rights end where my feelings begin
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>>70333327
The impotence is strong with the left. Hence their psychological need to replace themselves with foreign hordes of Muslim conquerors.
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>>70328967
SAY IT LOUD

SAY IT CLEAR
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>>70330649
Aaaayyyylmao
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>>70332923
Go cut those trees down
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>>70333156
Poor souls, hopefully your pain don't last too long, you are the necessary sacrifice.
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#TreesForTrump
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>>70333312
People like this think all chainsaws are the same. Or all machines, for that matter. The way they treat this chainsaw reveals their childish look at how the world works.

If they think all chainsaws work in exactly the same way, they think the same about cultures, don't you think? Well, they do. Which is why they're trying to chop down that tree in a display of unlawfulness that would get you or me a hefty fine, at the very least.
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>>70331637
See how inept they are at work?

I have a feeling the memes could run this story far while exposing a whole lot about the different types of socialists
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>>70331609
My dad has a small Stihl like that at home. It's not even a new one, and all it takes is one pull to get it running if you use the choke, maybe two without it. The way he keeps switching hands while the engine is running is potentialy dangerous.
Also, I cringed hard when he stepped on the thing to keep it down. You're supposed to put your feet in the handle in the back, that's what it's there for.
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>>70333285
How could they? They'd already be chopped down in one night.
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>>70333550
>Tear down this tree
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>>70332281
The tongue was firmly in the cheek.
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>>70333439
Doesn't work for here, Aus is essentially an any nation country.
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>>70333602
Good post
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A fucking 12 year old with a hatchet could take down that tree. Fucking hell, i've never seen the cuckening of your people so personified.

RIP Europa.
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>>70333486
I firmly believe that someone will be in trouble for this.

>Select all the images with trees
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>>70328967
To be fair, that is a fucked up looking chainsaw

Is that some child switch?

Where is the one button saw?
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>>70333841
Come on jack its 2016

We dont ask for permission anymore, now we beg for forgiveness ;)
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>>70330649
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>>70334078
>child switch
Clearly in this instance it was working as intended.
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SAY IT LOUD
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>too pussified to be able to take down a tree
>allowing millions of military aged muslim men who hate them and their way of life into their country

Europe is so fucked. Once a few more muslims get there they'll be able to take over the country without firing a shot.
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>>70328967
Why not just call the police on them? This is destruction od public property.
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>>70333533
please tell me its real
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>>70333516
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>>70334123
I'd promote it there but I'm stuck in a hole.
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I'm with the tree cutting leftists on this one. These ivory tower socialists voted for refugees, so let's give them their fair share, no? I thought that's what socialism is all about, sharing?
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>>70330649
The world... the world is changing
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>>70334302
Nobody is going to help, The Police is useless and our military is not allowed to fight in Germany. Maybe more love and acceptance will handle that bc a great man said once "if you kill them they win"
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>>70332575

why indeed (^:
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>>70334078
Hey dont knock the mini stihls, handy little bastards they are. I just wish that bearded cunt didnt abuse it like that.
>what is a choke?
>my arm hurts.
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>>70331609
He bought a new one, modern chainsaws are dogshit.

t. faggot with a grandpa who knows his shit
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>>70330649
Was the world always so insane?
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>>70328967
Just a reminder: all trees aren't government property, you can cut in your forest whenever you want. Rich people might just own every piece of land there.
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That was embarrassing to watch. Do Germans not know how to chainsaw?

Or even how to practice something before they make an ass off yourself in public? I just wanted the saw jump back and end it.
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>>70332012
>Stihl chainsaws are over rated and expensive

You can post shit about socialists and cucks in my country all you like, but when you start lying about German engineering you've crossed the line.
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>>70333025

good one
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>>70328967
Liberals bitch about people cutting down trees cause MUH ENVIRONMENT!
>Liberals cut down trees because MUH REFUGEE'S!

Jesus Christ, will they throw away ALL of their values for these fucking trashbags?
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>>70335347
They got the gas chamber thing right
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Was anyone else hoping for a rapefugee massacre?
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>>70335404
>German nationalism on the rise.
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>>70330649
It's a mad, mad world out there.
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>liberals
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>>70335404
>Superior German engineering
Now now if that were so you wouldn't be importing so many kebabs to replenish your population :^)
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>>70335347
The only wood that this guy has seen was probably in IKEA and the strongest machine he's ever touched was his blender to make vegan smoothies. You wouldn't be able to operate an alien spaceship either, would you?
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>>70333486
They haven't cut down the trees yet so there is no contempt of court.
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>>70328967
Where were the cops?
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>>70328967
I say we help the muzzies kill the gays and the leftists.
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>>70336196
It didn't really happen like the OP claims

http://www.welt.de/politik/deutschland/article154145890/Wie-sich-ein-Nobelviertel-gegen-Fluechtlinge-wehrt.html
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>>70336196
Raiding the houses of people who said nasty things on cuckbook and twatter.
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>>70336005
Social engineering is not a German trade.
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>>70336286
Someone translate, I dont speak new arabic
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>>70335404
>Kebab-infected engineering
>anything but shit-tier

Please. Your left will diversify the shit out of your engineering industries (cars, tools, etc...), leading to Baghdad level products.

Keep your dirt trash, germanistan
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>>70336423
>Irish.
We get to look down on Germans these days and I see no reason why that would ever change.
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>>70328967
What the fuck are they doing ? That fat bitch looks ridiculous.

>Numale trying to operate hardware equipment
holy shit
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>>70334410
yes
http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/CJ+Andriessen/nintendo-in-hot-water-after-controversial-tweet-288050.phtml
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>>70335404
"German engineering" really is a meme though
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>>70333516
RAPEFUGEES ARE WELCUM HERE
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>>70336922
That's satire you nincompoop
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>>70333516
Women and numales welcoming brand new bulls. Look how happy those ladies are, amazing.
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>>70336587
thats not true most the irish love the germans so fuck off and speak for your self dickhead also fuck germany hippys bloody sickneing.
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>>70330649

Well I'll be, and this time saving the trees truly will save humane lives
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>>70337084
im supposed to know that off the top my head, its not pr4gramming
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>>70332012

Those are fighting words. My 044 is by considerable measure the best saw that I have ever used.
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>Probably never worked in their life.
>Using a handsaw to cut an entire tree.

I dare to bet they give up after a half hour.
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>>70333573
We said the same about Sweden, Kosovo and South Africa. But the ride doesn't end.
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>>70336587
If that makes you feel better, I guess it's worth it.
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>>70336439
The police was there to watch that they don't cut the tree. The whole thing was just a show and nothing happend after the video. They didn't touch the tree with the saw.
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>>70336969
I sure value your opinion.
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>>70333056
Yup.. If only people who wanted them to come, had to donate on a voluntary basis money to house and feed etc. the refugees and could only accept a certain amount based on the money available, and welfare recipients would be barred from donating, and when those money ran out, the the few refugees/migrants had to go.. It would be an entirely different situation.

Instead everyone is forced to pay for it weither they like it or not and i almost guarantee that a lot of the leftists that want the refugees to come are on welfare themselves, so they have no concept of what this costs.. it's fucking disgusting.

These "humanitarians" always seem to be very large, as long as it is with other peoples money.
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>>70337792
>1 example
>pic related
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>>70337578
>Using handsaw
>cut an entire tree

>Like a 3 minute job...
Gee, I think you didn't work too hard either.
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>>70337933
They took a lot more than just Wernher with them.
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>>70337792
>Getting rekt this hard.
>Getting rekt this fast.
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>>70328967

>fails to keep the saw running, breaks it
>hand saws

have they never seen a goddamn axe before?
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>>70328967
LMFAO HES LEAVING THE CHOKE OUT, WHAT A FUCKING CLOWN, OH MY GOD I WOULDNT EVEN USE THAT 14" FOR BUCKING LOL
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>>70335404
>lying
Or is it the future you chose?
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>>70333056
That.. or even better this..
Remove any welfare or financial benefit from migrants.. Either they find work or they leave.

Watch them vanish like a fart in the wind.. And watch the refugee stream end within weeks of people noticing the change.
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REMEMBER THE HAMBURGER
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>>70335404
>Buy amazing german car
>First rain
>All the electronic are fucked
>The rubber seal around the windows falls apart, when the sun comes back.
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>>70328967
Where's a sniper when you need one?

Aslo,

The focus of applied methods of conflict has altered in the direction of the broad use of political, economic, informational, humanitarian, and other nonmilitary measures – applied in coordination with the protest potential of the population. All this is supplemented by military means of a concealed character.

- General Valery Gerasimov

We are at war.
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>>70336098
>You wouldn't be able to operate an alien spaceship either, would you?

I would sure as fuck do a better job than that. Unless it's a manual space ship, then I'm fucked.
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>>70334078

It's fine

The problem is the weather. Too cold to start it off the bat.

Need to keep it idling so it'll warm up.
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>>70338283
Well spotted
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>>70338283
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Never been more proud my great grandfather was a WWII bomber
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>>70332930
Could you imagine these idiots coordinating themselves to chop down a tree? They'd have more chance of maiming themselves than felling a tree.
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>>70328967
That poor poor chainsaw. That brutal numale raped and humiliated it.

SAW IT LOUD SAW IT CLEAR CHAINSAWS ARE WELCOME HERE!
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>>70338063
>saved
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>>70337969
I work with wood...
People can saw wrong you know.
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>>70338138
The interior minister has no influence on the curriculum.
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>>70337969
>Hand sawing a tree takes 3 minutes.

Just no. Saw teeth get fucking stuck all the time because you aren't using gravity to your advantage when sawing sideways, it dulls the saw horrifically and using a felling axe is hundreds of times more efficient in every conceivable way on a tree that thin.

t. Carpenter
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>>70331739
Axes aren't used for cutting trees, they're innefective for that, they're made to split logs. Saws are much better for cutting trees.
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>>70328967
Funny how the rich socialists had no problems welcoming the refugees until they were going to live on their street.
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>>70338434
He must be rolling in his grave.
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>>70338434
You mean because he caused all this? Deep down you know the wrong ideology won.
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>>70338912

You are an idiot. Axes are for chopping mauls are for splitting.
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>>70330822
Cringed hard when he tried to turn the brake off, holding it back while throttling it.
>Putting his foot on top of it.
>revving it up and down when trying to cut.
My 100cc Stihl just vomited everywhere after watching this brutal assault.
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>>70328967
Unerträglich und widerlich.

>>70330649
elevated kek
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>Leftists claim to love and protect the environment
>Cut down trees to make room for rapefugees
>Get hurt in the process.

They absolutely deserve it
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>>70338912
>Axes aren't used for cutting trees
For small trees like that on in OP's vid they're fine. A small ax could have that tree down in 4 minutes.
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>>70328967
>Finally gets the chainsaw running
>Kills it before it gets warmed up
Fucking Socialists. Even my daughter is disgusted and she's not even 10 years old.
"Daddy, why would they rev the engine when it's hasn't been idle for a few minutes? Why are they using machines they clearly do not know how to operate? Can I get a chainsaw and show them how it's done, daddy?"
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>>70338434
Your country is almost as fucked Nigel.

Now is not the time for divide and cunquer strategies.
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>>70328967
Can someone grass them to the hardcore environmentalists?

And where is Tree King of Settle when you need him?

These fucks only love nature till nature clashes wither agenda
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>>70328967

JESUS CHRIST

HOW DO THESE PEOPLE NOT KNOW HOW TO OPERATE THESE TOOLS

EVEN I KNOW YOU HAVE TO CUT A WEDGE FIRST IN ORDER TO EFFECTIVELY FELL IT AND I DON'T EVEN CUT DOWN TREES THAT OFTEN ANYMORE

THESE PEOPLE ARE PANTSU ON HEAD RETARDU
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>>70338612
>>70338709
>Not hand sawing "a" tree
>Hand sawing "that" tree.
>>70328967

If you are not able to get that tree down with that saw in 3 minutes you should really consider a sex change.
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>>70338912
You mean a maul? You can use an axe for felling and splitting but, a maul is better for splitting
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>>70339698
I guess you don't work with wood?
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Have of them lost a limb, or severed an artery yet?
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>>70338283
Ever notice in these little outrage stunts there are far more cameras then protestors or police?

Nice catch on the nu-male photog being unable to contain his distain at the cuck flooding the engine
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>>70339698
Using a chainsaw no problem.
Using a handsaw like the ones in OP's pic can take an hour or 2 and that's if the blade doesn't get dulled. You ain't getting shit done with a handsaw unless you cutting thin ass wood.
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>>70339698

I wouldn't be using that type of a saw to cut down a tree to begin with. The teeth are too fine to effectively cut with.

That type of saw is better for thin metal and PVC.

They need to be utilizing a saw with a much, much coarser set of teeth that effectively cut through the spring green wood and sap.

They could also utilize an axe to cut a wedge and fell it that way
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>>70333486
>Or are German courts that cucked that nobody gives a fuck about their rulings?

Merkel broke our CONSTITUTION by letting the rapefugees flood the country. Nothing happened; but more shilling and how wonderful it is to be replaced.
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>>70338131
24" master race here.
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>>70339657
>THESE PEOPLE ARE PANTSU ON HEAD RETARDU
>pro rapefugee liberals

No need to be redundant burger
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>>70333516
TERORRISTS R WELCOME HERE
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>>70339940
Belgium please stop being such a pussy.
3 minutes is really long and that tree is really small. Hold your breath 3 minutes, for the sake of everyone here, hold your breath 3 minutes.
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>>70330649
We /Berenstain/ nao
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>>70340335
Cutting wood is not like cutting cheese. Again, you obviously don't work with wood.
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>>70340204
Why do they even need saws? Trees like that are cutted with an axe with relative ease
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I know Im exposing myself to Nazi jokes here but if a bunch of weirdos from another neighborhood came by to cut down everyone's trees (people in suburban houses in the US are crazy about trees) there would be a multi-cultural, multi-ethnic posse (well just some Mexicans and ex Military blacks plus whites) of people in ski masks beating the fucktits out of that guy.

Has that just been so beaten out of your national DNA?

Last week my 80 year old neighbor maced the utilities guy (google fiber contractor) because he came on her property without asking first (which is his right) and dug up on her easment and got lippy with her when she bitched.

I guess it is just a fundamental difference in culture.
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>>70339307
4 minutes for a fat American. For alpha Australian, probably 30 seconds to 1 minute. It's mostly sapwood.
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>>70328967
in Denmark the rich white leftists have been allowed to count their au pair girls as refugees in that district to make sure they wont have to accept any real rapefugees
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that faggot raping the chainsaw, that awkward chantting in english for fuck sakes, all those hipsters and numales, the hypocricy and the welcoming of terrorist and welfare lyches.

RIP germany.
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>>70337792
Don't get it please explain
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>>70340704
whatcha gonna do, try to glass the tree with a VB bottle?
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>>70330649
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Wow this is pathetic. My mom could do better.

Also he is standing on the wrong side, if that faggot could cut it down where he was it would probably fall on him.

Fucking hell..
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>>70340769
>Wernher von Braun standing in front of an Apollo rocket.
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>>70330649
I wouldn't trust far-left nutjobs to not kill me in that case given how fucking psychopathic they tend to be.
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>>70332575
Well... this.
You can't recover from this one.
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>>70340204
Id like to see anybody try and cut even 'thin metal' with a raker tooth blade.
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>>70335404
Don't you mean Muslim engineering now?
> Because thats what they are going to say to make their cult look better.
We get the same shit with the NHS here.
> IZ ZO GOOD BCUZ OF DA IMMIGRANZ
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>comments disabled
I just wanted to tell them how much I want them to die
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>>70328967
This is what happens when you take religion away from people.
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>>70336969
>Burgers giving ANYONE shit for industry
>Here's your industry

At least Detroit has trees, I guess.
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>>70338138
It didn't pass.
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sjw refugee cuckery aside, i must say, as a forester, his chainsaw conduct irks me.
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>>70339432

The trees are less-so nature to them and more-so privilege decoration to wealthy white Europeans.
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>>70333312
And he was revving it while he started his cut..

fuck me, you leftist are such useless pussies
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>>70340990

You can cut thin gauge copper and brass pipe with them... not much else though. I had to do it once rennovating my house due to the fact I had no clearance for a sawzall. It was a bitch, and it took a while, but I was able to do it.
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>>70338283
Even the shilling Lügenpresse is ashamed of their propaganda squad.
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>>70341173
thats a beautiful pic hans, it gives me hope
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>>70333516
AREEEEEE YOU KIDDING ME
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>>70340840
Yeah something like that
>Intentional
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>>70341382
I bet it was a bitch, I bet it knackered your blade n'all.
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>>70341299
>it didn't pass
It's okay, your kind will be raided soon enough.
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>>70338434
>Never been more proud you lost your entire Empire and our economy is still the best in Europe while you are in all statistcal probability stuck in an overpriced flat and will never be able to own a condo.

Get fucked, bomber Harris!
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>>70334691
> our military is not allowed to fight in Germany.
So if you get invaded you're just fucked?
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>>70328967
Blackenese sounds like what you'd call someone who speaks a mix of Japanese and Ebonics
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>>70328967

Clapistan when someone turns on a chainsaw
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>>70335404
>image says "Walthers"
>they are clearly Berettas

I'm not even mad, just bummed that you can't be my Krautbro that I teach about guns.
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>>70339698
Have you ever tried to saw a PVC tube with a hand saw? Like at least a standard 32 diameter one for regular sink pipes? It takes ages, especially if you need to cut it straight. It gets fucking worse as the diameter increases as the thickness of the "walls" increases as well.
Even when you lay one of these pipes on two chairs and you have two people holding it on each side, it takes an insane amount of time to chew through, doesn't matter if you have a tiny saw or a big one and that you're sawing into it vertically.

Now imagine sawing a living humid tree, horizontally.
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>>70328967
I love how he does the shitty Texas Chainsaw Massacre pose too... Christ these people have never touched a tool have they?
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>>70341348
Nature always recovers. When will tree-man raise from the dead?
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>>70341607
Merkel is the great mother! Diversity is identity! Tolerance is unity! National death is life!
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Oh my fucking God, imagine living there. You're enjoying your retirement in a nice, clean community after working hard for 40 years. Suddenly people are trying to put a bunch of hardcore islamists and potential terrorists right in front of your yard. You manage to stop them but fucking 19 year old college students living off daddys money, who haven't worked a single fucking day in their whole life are trying to literally ruin your life. Holy shit, my blood is boiling just thinking about it. What the fuck.
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>>70330649

THE RIDE
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>>70341581

Bent it to shit, but that's what happens when the house you bought was built by an ex-contractor who took shortcuts with plumbing and could get away with it if he absolutely had to.
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>>70338912
Educate yourself leafbro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb_YNZn_kaQ
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>>70341975
>PVC
Are you taking the piss? PVC is literally butter.
The saws they were using are wood saws, would probs take 5 mins to knock it down if you put your back into it.

Tree is small enough that 1 angled cut would be adequate.
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>>70328967

why they cutting the tree ?

nature is fucking awesome ,tbqh

commie left wing lib ruining everythingonce again

>australia became desert bcuz they burn all the nature
libs become so cucked - they are trying to make europe looks like arabia

double reee
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>>70330649
this is not ok
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>>70341173

>my grandfather was a steeler from Pittsburg
>he took me on a walk to his old foundry where he used to work before he died
>completely abandoned
>this foundry provided most of the steel that my maternal grandfather used in engineering bridges for railways
>they met and became fast friends
>he said that it was dangerous and hard, but it paid well for my dad's university and medschool, with union benefits
>mfw I saw just how hard it was for him to see his life's work and efforts just become another part of urban waste
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>>70342589
>butter
Depends on your budget. I'm a guy who does a bit of everything and i don't get payed much. I bring my own tools and make my own installations, usually related to plumbing. I have a cheap little metal saw, rusty as fuck but i can't really afford a new one.
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>>70341013
No, somehow others just aren't as capable as us. We already tried. Last year our company site in Stuttgart outsourced a project to India to save resources and when we got the first results back and were to set up meetings from then on they referred us to the developers... which was a company in Bremen.
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>>70330649
This is a borderline trancendent thought.
Where we're going, we don't need pills.
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>>70341908
I'm not even mad, just bummed that you are too lazy to use Google Translate first.
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>>70341607
>Network Against Nazis (NAN), headed by ex-stasi agent Anetta Kahani
>headed by ex-stasi agent Anetta Kahani
>ex-stasi agent

Fucking hell.
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>>70343158
>pure coincidence
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>>70342849
$5 for three new blades.
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>>70335404
Literally all of my parents' BMWs have made major problems.
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>>70343158
>Anetta Kahane ist die Tochter des Journalisten Max Kahane und der Künstlerin Doris Kahane, die als jüdischstämmige Kommunisten vor dem nationalsozialistischen Regime aus Deutschland fliehen mussten.
>Anetta Kahane is the daughter of the journalist Max Kahane and the """artist""" Doris Kahane who, as jewish communists, had to flee from the national socialist regime in Germany

Remember, this is pure coincidence though
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>>70331609
Has no clue what he's doing, doesn't understand the chain brake. HOLDS IT BY THE CHAIN BRAKE which is pointless and defeats the best safety feature on the saw.
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>>70336199
>this thread
>select all images with popcorn
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>>70343472
Such upstanding citizens! They contribute to society so much. How could anyone ever have anything against these angels? It was merely prejudice!
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>>70343875
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>>70335404
Can comfirm german engineering the best, work in factory, they are sturdy as fuuuck. Never buy italian machines, they break down all day every day.
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>>70342341
>get away with everything he absolutely could.

There is a special place in hell reserved for people like that. I was re-tiling someones bathroom once and I removed the shower pump in order to do so, finished the job and put it back. Cut to 2 days later I get a call saying its leaking, go back, remove it and turn get sprayed with water. Upon further investigation after chipping away loads of mortar discovered the piping for the feed pipe in the configuration of pic related. Turns out the previous fitter of the shower pump had unwittingly drilled into this monstrosity and it had formed a rust seal with broke when I disturbed it.

I kept the off-cut of the squiggly feed pipe, just in case I one-day meet the bastard that fit it so I can stuff it up his arse.
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>>70342787
I hope Trump keeps his promise to get jobs back into America. But the economic experience in the last years has shown that outsorcing due to the high transport costs and low quality standards in developing countries isn't worth it. So he actually hasn't to do much as a politician. It will come naturally.
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what was he planning to cut down with that little thing, a fucking plant?

what the fuck
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>>70344167
>The history of WW2 in a nuthsell.
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>>70332012
Fuckin A. Husqvarna is the shit.
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>>70328967

ahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahaha

GERMANY !!!!
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>>70328967
Ehhhh, where is the police?
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>>70340769
It's von Braun standing in front of his fucking master piece.

This guy is my fucking hero. Just look at this smug fuck.
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>>70330649
Took the words right out of my mouth.
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>>70344964

Grr, sexy rocket.
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>>70328967
>>comments are disabled for this video
WHAT A SURPRISE
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That feel when Russian feminists are more manly than your entire movement.
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>>70328967
>these are the descendants of nazis

what the fuck happened, can't even run a goddamn chainsaw
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>>70328967
What the fuck is he doing? :D
Is there a longer video somewhere? It looks like some one is about to get hurt
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>>70345569
there are no descemdants of nazis left they are all in South america which is why Argentinia is the whitest country
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>>70335184
Why are there pepes raining from the sky and an image of wojak and spurdo in the shadows?
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>>70328967
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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My mom and my grandma both have one of those smaller Stihls btw and they handle them just fine
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>>70344307
Good one
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>>70330649
I wish we were still in the berenstein universe
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>>70335709

that fucking pic...
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