this triggers the american
maybe if that salad was a pizza
>>70320030
What the fuck am I looking at?
>>70320101
It's a bunless meatless burger I think...
We eat salads but we dump ranch dressing and cheese all over it. It's pretty delicious desu
>>70320421
It's sad because it's true. Mcdonald's salads are generally more unhealthy than their Big Macs.
>>70320030
I love salad, that's just a terrible one. Here's what you do:
>add cheese
>add chicken
>add bacon
>drown in bacon
>entire bread-loaf worth of croutons
Now THAT'S a salad.
>>70320868
Sorry, forgot the ranch sauce. On the side, though, I'm watching what I eat.
>>70320868
>add lettuce
>add tomato
>add paprika
>add cheese
>add beef
>add bacon
>remove lettuce, tomato, paprika and cheese
>place finished salad between two soft crouton buns
Murrican salad
As much as I hate Greece, one of my guilty pleasures is using Greek salad dressing. It tastes like a cross between a Caesar and Italian dressing, but has feta cheese and black olives in it with it. It is so good I have put it on burgers before.
>>70320030
>>70320056
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>>70320101
>>70320270
>>70320421
>>70320523
>>70320868
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>>70321180
Whorship my cock.
Devote yourselves to my cock.
Embrace my cock.
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Feel its warm embrace.
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>>70320953
no spelling errors. a white person did this
I made a whole box of vegetable pasta and mixed it with 2 cans of tuna and some mayonnaise.
That's over 1800 calories and 96g protein. I ate half of it for breakfast and I was still hungry.
Not sure how many servings of vegetables are in the pasta.
>>70320030
That's what my food eats. Why would I waste the time if my burger already ate that shit not to long before.
>>70321130
>add cheese
>remove cheese
What are you doing to that poor burger? Your raping it, removing it's cheese without consent.
>>70320030
Triggered, who the fuck makes a Georgia Peach burger without a beef patty or a bun?
>>70320030
What are you talking about, that looks fuggin good. Cucumbers and sweet peppers are God tier
>>70321477
another jewish conspiracy foiled by 4chin.
>>70320030
>An appetizer
>>70322714
subway detected
this is how americans feign a diet
>>70321437
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little cock post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just type your post. Oh, and we all this post. The "worship my cock" post, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about cock worship. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic shitposting NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "WORSHIP MY COCK, EMBRACE MY COCK." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
>having the diet of a turtle
>>70322895
You guys just don't understand American nutrition. You see, we have products like these so that after we eat one, we can eat a regular burger because we were so good before. It's a canceling-out effect.
