You usually call me "Nu Male". I prefer the term "Modern Male". I am modern in every aspect of life.
I receive Modern Education. Modern means Masterful.
My major is Communication and Social Sciences, my Minor African Studies. In our Globalized World with high demand for young specialists I will easily find a job that interests and challenges me, as I will be faced with the moral ambivalence of Capitalist expansion.
Whilst you are busy complaining about African foreigners in your country, Europe and Asia are enslaving the whole African continent, destroying its natural way of life. Causing poverty and wars. You white trash are causing poverty and wars upon the original people, untarnished by Capitalism and Racism, its main instrument.
And I will be there to document it all as an Investigative Journalist.
This will be my Modern Job. Modern means Meaningful.
My social life just as Modern.
Never will I, a white male, ever exploit my born privilege to live in a rich and multicultural society, whilst others are forced to live in poverty and isolation because of said societies.
I know my privilege. And I constantly keep it in check throughout my everyday life. My privilege will not show. Never.
A perfect gentleman. Modern means Modest.
I am considerate and gentle towards minorities. I can not stand racism and discrimination. I will seek out and report content that could offend someones safe space. 24/7. Merciless.
I am considerate and gentle towards women. Never will I desecrate them with too much body contact. Never will I use my privilege to attain them, steal them away from men that are – yet, and sadly so - minorities. Never will I allow white men to remove minorities from the gene pool by abusing their privilege.
You call yourself a Conservative.
The likes of you are simply not seasonable. Destined to disappear from history, as you never learned its lessons.
Fascist scum.
>>70319587
>modern=masterful
top kek
>>70319587
Flag and hide all dodo posting
>>70319587
Yeah, okay. Enjoy your stupid courses.
>>70319587
How about you get a jawline. Then we'll talk.
>>70319587
Gr8 copy pasta, haven't read this one before.
>>70320284
Never will I talk to racists.
>>70321431
>pretending this isn't a copy pasta
Really?
>>70319587
REally nigga? also that flag so appropriate for this kind of post. id rate this 7/10 due to obvious wall of text trying
>>70321431
You're talking to them now, faggot.
>>70319587
Yet you exist solely because of white people because you would die within hour in africa, so fuck off or shut up faggot, you're no better than nigger who scream muh oppression, muh racism despite having option to leave for africa and build civilization of their own, but nope, whitey's welfare too good.
>>70319587
>implying you are not just an useful idiot
>>70322370
Cause its a meh lvl of b8. but people are still falling for it. Also i liek calling out unsuccesful b8. He tryed to hard to trigger /pol
>>70322264
>>70322058
>>70320284
>>70320236
why are you guys getting mad at the satire
>>70322370
you have to.. some people might not get its satire and agree with OP (for example swedish/german dudes lurking here on pol)
>>70322491
Sorry didn't mean to tag you in that mb
>>70321737
You probably feel smart now, racist.
Why is that?
Because you are white?
xD
>>70322508
I just pointed few facts, I don't know why do you think that makes someone automatically mad.
>>70322491
>people are still falling for it
>unsuccesful b8
>>70319587
what's the point of constructing such bait?
It's perverse for you to go into their mindset to such a degree in order to mock them.
>>70319587
>that flag
>>70322677
Sad when people are THAT fucking stupid. Also most SJW shit posted here will be succesful here but generaly b8 like that is shit.
>someone actually wrote this
>>70319587
>>70319587
Ewww
>>70319587
>African continent, destroying its natural way of life. Causing poverty and wars
Stopped reading here, 3/10 for the effort.
>>70323161
>implying poverty and war isn't the natural way of life in Africa
>>70324053
>Says the country responsible for the Congo Massacre
K E K
E
K
>>70324123
I guess you could say we had a hand in that happening :^)
>>70319587
ill rek youre face bitch
I've been calling you a faggot before some other faggot made up more words like "nu male"
Faggot.
Modern male = Faggot cucked autistic leftist.
Can't wait for world war 3 ffs...
>>70319587
>I can't fight for shit
>I have the muscle mass of spaghetti
>I drink $12 jizzachinos from starcucks while writing my shitty screen play
>I'll literally do anything for female attention because I know I'm a beta with shit genetics
>no seriously anything
>I hope to one day take care of my future wifes black son
>i need glasses
>I would allow my partner to fuck multiple black men while i watch because it would be empowering for her
>I enjoy reddit
> bernie4lyfe feminism and BLM are based
>>70319587
Why do they speak like a living wikipedia article, fucking tedtalks did this shit.
I refuse to respond to anybody with the diction of a first year highschool student giving a talk on climate change.
Imagine if this cunt spoke to you like this in person.
>>70319587
Germans have no business calling anyone Fascist.
Now go prep the bull, Hans.
Yippee ki yay motherfucker.
I thought I spent way too much time here but I've never seen this pasta so I guess I'm not here enough.
Obvious bait. Too obvious
>>70319587
gb2KC
>>70319587
Fuck off, cuck
>>70325619
Im not a nu male but i need glasses cause i fucked up my eyes with years of video games and a career in programming... Plz no bully
>>70319587
>Fascist scum
>Posting on/pol
REEEE
>>70327212
>le pc and le video games ruinner my sight meme
Just accept that you have shit genes like I did.
I AM THE MODERN MAN
>>70326558
Your privilege is obvious, racist scum.
>>70319587
99% of nu males are post-modernist jizz gulpers
>>70327854
I believe that you are cuck responsible from the fall of the western civilization and also a marica.
Now, try to call me priviledged
>>70319587
obligatory shitpost
>>70328096
Fuck off, jungle nigger.
I get your minimum wage from the state for simply existing.
>>70328125
>roaches_fighting_over_kitchen_scraps.png
>>70328497
>The nu cuck called somebody a nigger
>>70319587
I just call them all Milhouses
>>70328125
>serb vs turk wrestling
>breaks turks neck
lmao
>>70327835
Underrated Post
>>70327835
This anon knows whats up.
>>70319587
>tfw look like typical nu-male
>hate sjws, shitskins and progressives
>>70319587
Low quality shitpost.
No humor, no wit.
Seriously I miss the Australians.
>>70328125
Looks like the wrestler in blue has some agonal breathing at the end.
>>70319587
Capitalized nouns are gay.
Decent shitpost for a german. Didn't know they could have a sense of humor.
>>70319587
I spell it "Nü Male" so that it can in the future, be tied to its etymological Germanic cuck culture. I encourage everyone to spell it correctly.
