Ask someone who just beat the shit out of a muslim anything
>>70317584
beatles or the rolling stones?
Toilet paper under or over?
>>70317584
It's 6am - 9am here in the states. What a way to start your morning, OP. Tell us all about it.
>>70317729
>not knowing John Lennon was the biggest cuck of all time
>>70317584
Green text?
>>70317584
I didn't know there were rapefugees in America.
Otherwise it was no different from punching a leftist.
>>70318023
My friend went to Disney World a few months ago, he said there was muslims everywhere.
>>70317584
Milk first then teabag, or teabag first then milk?
>>70317584
Hypothetical here.
You're at your local mall.
You see a small electric train that drives the children around.
You notice the driver is a female wearing a hijab.
What do you do?
OP here. I dont usually greentext and i suck at stories so bear with me.
>at my college
>college has a lot of muslims
>usually no problems, but everybody knows these guys are shifty fuckers
>since its early morning, not many people out and about yet except for early risers like me
>Going to class, and I see this qt. woman being followed close by this guy
> She turns around to tell him get away
>he moves in to go closer and reaches his arm out towards her and she starts looking scared
>I know this game
>I shout "hey asshole, what the fuck do you think youre doing!?"
>He starts to walk away but I grab HIM and say "no way you fucker, what the fuck do you think you were doing?"
>He babbles an answer i didnt catch, and tries to take a swing at me
> I twist his arm around his back and kick him in the ribs, he goes down
>Im all shakey because im spagetti most of the time
>qt. girl is gone by now, hes on the ground, I get the fuck out of there because i didnt want to miss my class.
Damn, what a morning
>>70317818
Over, theres no other way, honestly
>>70318430
Most of the time I wouldnt pay it much mind, unless she starts shouting "allah hu akbar!"
>>70318146
neither, i just drink milk
>>70318605
you'll probably be expelled for your whiteknighting.
should have left it to campus authorities.
you might want to keep hush about it since you will probably get pressed with a hate crime by university jews.
>>70318605
7/10.
Be ready for police charges.
>>70319125
>Be ready for jihad charges.
FTFY
>>70319075
Of course im gona keep hush about it, you think im insane?
>>70319125
Not likely, it was in a place where i know there were no cameras, and i was wearing a hat and sunglasses, so the guy most likely couldnt see my face
>>70318605
25 Lashes for breaking the peace Kafur
>>70318605
Twisted his arm behind his back and kicked him in the ribs? That seems impossible. A knee I could have believed.
This is like the right wing version of this:
>>70319639
>and then everyone started clapping
