>Still using the paper jew in current year
Mr. Shecklestein needs more sheck-I mean you needs our steam-pressed, recycled, garbage paper to wipe your anus! Yes, yes, good goy!
For real, do you still wipe in the year 2016?
No I just have some other dude lick it all up
>>70310903
>Walking around with a shit covered asshole
>Any year
>>70311268
>Wasting 100 dollars a year on toilet paper when it was invented by a jew.
>Every year
>>70311349
> $100/year
>Implying that's alot of money
We aren't all poor like you, anon.
Please tell me this is a bait thread.
Please tell me no one is this degenerate.
>>70310903
All jokes aside, most toilet paper these days is made of recycled paper, which means there is a hearty dose of BPA in there, you are dosing yourself with xenoestrogens everytime you wipe your butt, and the skin in your butt has an extremely high absorption which is why you can take medicines in your butt, you are getting feminized every time you wipe your ass with the commercial toilet paper.
>>70310903
Feels good OP
>>70311895
>implying there wasn't a world before toilet paper.
What the fuck do you people think we did? We did what nature intended, not insecurely wiping our assholes over and over.
>>70311895
>>70310903
You can just hop in the shower and scrub your butthole. Does a much better job than fucking paper
>>70310903
> still using the digital jew to pay for things
>>70311977
>I'm fun
>>70311955
Then use a fucking bidet, Ahmed.
>>70310903
Toilet paper is cheap you filthy Indian.
>>70312110
>tumblr
how far we have fallen
>>70312132
Surprisingly I don't think I've ever seen a single bidet anywhere in this country.
>>70312193
nothing's stopping you from getting one
>tfw not using the paper jew
>tfw not doing the work jew
>tfw not eating the vegetable jew
Yes I am an overweight unemployed NEET who smells like shit but at least I'm not under jewish influence.
Thanks /pol/
>>70311955
Maybe you should get some infowars homeopathic remedies to counteract it then, you lunatic.
>>70312190
Mars acas' tigane, 4chan a fost mereu un cacat
>>70312280
Don't fall for the posting jew.
>>70312294
>t. britcuck
Go chug some more fluoridated water you mentally enslaved moron.
welp thats it the goyim are on to us. its all ogre
>>70312400
Sorry ;_;7
I'll never post again
>>70311268
>>70311895
ITT: people who have zero fucking clue how human biology works
You retarded fuckers do realize that if you eat correctly, you don't have to wipe at all, right? Are you all 12 years old?
>>70312652
This. I can't believe people are unironically defending the toilet paper meme.
>>70312652
>>70312705
>t. amerishits
>>70312652
How
save /pol/
sage,report,hide shit slide threads like this.
>>70311157
I never thought about this but I suppose this could work with a dog.
They already eat shit.
>>70312652
Your ass is still gonna be gross though. Even if you painstakingly eat a diet that makes you have residue-free shits, your ass will still be cleaner for wiping it.
>being so poor and paranoid that you question using a basic hygiene tool
If you eat a perfect diet you don't have to brush your teeth either (in theory). Lets see how that works for you.
>>70312652
>american education
>>70311349
> implying I'm not only pooping at work
That feeling knowing your are literally paid to make shit
>>70310903
Cool proxy, Pajeet Dikshit
>>70310903
You're on to something, but for the wrong reasons.
Toilet paper is used with bleached wood fiber. You're wiping highly vascular regions with bleach.
>squat properly. Get your ass up off the seat so you have as clean of a drop as possible.
>use water. Fill a squirt bottle with water and a dissolved tablespoon of salt. Use the squirting force to cleanse area or buy a proper bidet
>use TP to dry area and check for cleanliness. Do not vigorously rub.
>alternately take a shower after you've cleansed properly. Do not leave shit in your shower to fester.
There. I just saved you $1000 at the proctologist and countless hours of pain. Also don't strain ever, and if it takes longer than five minutes you're not ready yet. There's another $1000.
No anal sex ever. That's good for at least $5k.
>>70310903
Not having shit hanging from your anus as you go about your daily business is a Jewish master plan. Those dirty Jews, what will they think of next.
>>70314016
Just use superior Japanese toilet technology
>>70310903
Pajeet, drop the burger proxy, you are too obvious
>>70312499
Yes, whereas you are safe because you drank some water with 30 parts of silver per million. Maybe some Nascent Iodine that isn't actually nascent because it's in water.
