ITT:act like its 1352
Guys Pope Pierre Roger died. I bet it was the jews
>>70309878
>implying I can read
Swerve, Nobleman.
>>70309878
>tfw black death
I wouldst wager the Jews art responsible.
All I do is work and work and work.
Fuck this shit.
>>70309878
T-Turkshtis c-can't possible s-siege the capital.R-Right?
Guys I thinketh thine Roman Empire is in danger from the roaches. Deus Vult when?
>>70309878
*dies of random disease*
*blames it on the Jews*
>>70310655
>>70310694
Why are christians so violent with their holy war to kill all non-believers? Jesus message was about peace.
I'm now a #ballerforallah
>>70309878
I'm bored.
Let's go on a crusade, anybody who wants to go has to meet in Vienna.
>>70309878
flabba wabba danga dooda dinga NOONGAAA
Fucking Jews and Turks
FUCK DENMARK
RAPIST MURDERERS
SCUM OF THE EARTH
FUCK YOU SWEDISH INDEPENDENCE
OI MUFUGGA
CHECK THIS OUT MONG
ITS A STICK
N WHEN I FROW IT
IT COMES BACK
AIGHT
FUCK ME CUNT NEED SOME PETRAL UP IN HERE
*hair flows in the breeze*
Ah, another glorious sunrise
[majestic music intensifies]
I had a strange dream, massive white birds...appearing from the eastern sea
They devoured us all
OH KING EH? VERY NICE, AND HOW DID YOU GET THAT EH? BY EXPLOITING THE WORKERS, BY HANGING ON TO OUTDATED IMPERIALIST DOGMA WHICH PERPETUTATES THE ECONOMIC DIFFERENCES IN OUR SOCIETY.
>>70309878
i am a doctor, let me cure your black death. i just need some more leeches.
>>70310135
isn't it always?
yesterday half of my pigs died and my daughter was raped by a nobleman and 3 of my sons died in disease. it's the jews, we have to expel them again
>>70309878
An Apple iPad, say you?
Apples nay have eyes nor be flat like a pad.
This be a witches trickery, say I.
>>70310135
We weren't born yet
>>70311062
Here you go, fresh leeches
>>70309878
HOW COME WALLACHIA IS STILL INDEPENDENT
FUCKING PEACHENEG MONGRELS WITH THEIR SHITTY CUMAN KHAN, FUCKING BASARAB REEEE
Time to help fortify our cities against ayyrabs and mamluk scum
>>70309878
OOGA BOOGA DIDGERIDOO BILLABONG
Brb killing my daughter because she's A witch and shit
OOGA BOOGA PEKKA DRAW MOOSE ON STONE
Just fucked mt wife in the churchyard to imbibe her with the spirits of the ancestors, and those fucking drunk ass monks came out wanting to take turns on her! Someone let the local cardinal know of this. We got away because they couldn't catch up, their drunkenness led them into things. Last seen they were drawing pictures of birds putting their beaks up people's asses in the margins of scripture.
Wow color tv is coming? But i just bought a black-white tv! What a waste of money.
Are these rumors of the light-colored settlers from the north true?
>>70311414
Hi redit
>>70311467
hi Volksgenosse
I think the jews poisoned the wells again and sacrificed a bunch of christian children. What are we supposed to do with them?
You know what they say. A rat a day keeps the plague away.
Ooga Booga Chief Redhawk look at dat pale skin woman up there in the North, shieet, we gotta rape her nd shit.
Fucking Christiancucks trying to convert me from the only Romuva faith
Fuck off! We have a good thing going here and don't want your virgin jew doing gymnastics on a cross cuckery here!
Reeeeeeeeeee
>>70309878
plague
the death of the empire. That and an actual homo king... yes.. the fucking shame.
HUN KING DECLARE WAR ON VENICE!!!
REMOVE HAPPY MERCHANTS NOW
>be me
>peasant farmer in North France
>heareth of divine punishment for our sins spreading across the lands
>half of Paris has succumb to the divine judgement of god
>thosesinnersdeserveit.gif
>daughter falls ill after playing with animals
>eventually myself, my 3 sons, 2 daughters, and my beloved succumb to the illness
>I fear the wrath of god has desended onto my household
>I am a good christian man and pray to god for forgiveness for our transgressions
>my sin is sloth, sometimes I take a 4 minute break from working the fields
>2 of my sons die the next day
>pray harder
>next day last son and both daughters die
>plead with god for my family's safety
>the next day my beloved falls to the illness
>pray for the sweet release of death so I can be one with my family again
>my death never comes
>illness passes
>"Lord, why hast thou forsaken me."
>nobleman tells of people poisoning the water supply
>we round up the people and kill them at the stake
>mfw my family was taken from me not by god but by some jews
Months later I died fighting the English
HABSBURGER GET OUT OF MY LAND REEEEEEE.
>>70310813
Fuck you savage. We're kicking moors out of our land and then we'll fuck your asses in central Europe, wannabe vikings.
*Logs on Myspace*
Fucking picts REEEEEEE
>>70311976
Kek
>>70312176
VITTU PERKELE SAATANA ANNA SE VIINAPULLO TÄNNE TAI TAPAN SINUT KIRVEELLÄ JÄÄLLE HELVETIN HURRI
>conquer some of the east
>none of them talk Lithuanian
>not even our own nobility speak Lithuanian
Feels peasant man
>>70309878
Shit out my guts from dysentery before finishi....
When are we going to ban these murderous things? There's no reason anyone should own a crossbow, even for hunting or self-defense. If you're in trouble just call the town watch or your local Lord.
who sent this faggot to build these christian buildings all over the place? Who let him in?
I swear if we don't get proper border control it's gonna hurt us one day.
>>70312872
SHALL
>>70311976
I chuckled
Also :
REEE Habsburg out out out! No austrian judge for swiss clay 1315 Morgarten best year of my life!
>>70311976
>>70312952
HENCEFORTH
>>70309878
joos did the black death
>>70312872
SHAN'T
>>70313063
NEVER
Settling in germany sounds like a great idea!
>>70309878
So was it the after effects of the renaissance or what? What helped Europe in it's art to stop drawing people like they had extra chromosomes and looked real? Or did Eurorpeans have extra chromosmes before the Renaissance?
How does this work?
I want to sleep with polish women.
>Kids these days wearing skirts above the ankles
What's next? No more burka?
>>70309878
would have been nice assuming there were a lot of attractive women in my village to drink with and fuck.
it would also be nice since I'd have been in the nice green pastures of Europe instead of this barren, desolate shit hole.
Would have been stress free. No boss man to answer to. No wage slaving. Forced to exercise in the wheat fields everyday (so more endorphins). Still stuff to think up like gravity and why it exists.
I need to scalp someone today.
fug bissobs :DD
>>70309878
Istud binum, bonum binum, binum generosum
reddit birum curialem, probum animosum.
>>70310616
>>70311976
>They fell for the farmers work all day every day meme
>tfw modern man works more hours than medieval peasants
I'm pretty sure I'm not a German
Fucking German cunts, acting all royal and shit
Back to farming then
>>70309878
1352 ?
Serbia stronk!
Emperor Dusan is planning a new crusade against turks and an invasion of constantiople!
GET THE FUCK OUT CHRISTIANS REEEE
KILL ALL GERMANS
>>70313260
I tried to copy paste a list, but it said there were too many characters to post
>>70311035
I MEAN, SUPPOSE I WAS TO GO AROUND PROCLAIMING MYSELF A MONARCH, ALL BECAUSE SOME MOISTENED BINT LOBBED A SCIMITAR AT ME!
I heard Jean-Pierre is calling himself the true pope again.
GOD SPEED YOU NOBLE PLAGUE, RID THIS SHIT HOLE OF THE JEWS AND BLASPHEMOUS
>>70311002
this desu
>>70313743
>implying you coldniggers can see smoke signals from across the ocean
>>70313513
Those Frankish cunts are getting quite close
Maybe we should ask our German neighbors for help
What is this sorcery, you all are witches
>year of our Lord 1352
>born too early to live out my days in a free Finnic state
>born too late to raid Rus rivers with Varyags
>born just in time to heft my axe against swiving Swedes and Novgorod slavscum
What a time to be alive.
>>70312872
Crossbows are protecting my rights to serve mi lord
IT'S RECONQUISTA TIME
DEUS VULT
>>70313687
* I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just
because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!
>>70309878
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_zjgZJOFl4&nohtml5=False
>>70313655
>no toothpaste
why live
>>70309878
So does that mean we're our European ethnicity or homo prairieniggerus americanus?
we holy roman empire and sheeit
>>70313661
Poland Yes!
>>70313661
>>70314307
Use soap you filthy peasant
>>70309878
KNIFES FORKS SELLING FORKS
SELLING ARMS SELLING ARMS
GET YOUR SHINNY ARMOR TO THE CRUSADE
INSALLAH BORDER BUY THE LATEST SILK
>>70309878
Good we don't have the plague here in Russia, if only the damn poles and mongols weren't attacking us all the time.
>>70312872
The pope outlawed them long ag retards. Enjoy hell
>>70309878
We /canton of Switzerland/ now. Man, if Fridolin von Säckingen was alive to see that.
>>70313661
>Eternal anglo at it again
>>70314678
>insallah
This kike is a satan worshipper!
>>70314855
Not yet anyone. Didn't you guys have a particularly bad outbreak in the 1700s?
>>70309878
Guys, halp, we don't know how to read or write and literally have to eat shit to survive. Also Sven and Ivan won't stop attacking us.
UGA BUGA UGA BUGA
>>70314678
Such good prices on arms, you truely are my greatest ally.
You know we in the vrije stad of amsterdam discriminate by wealth. You would fit right in.
>>70309878
The rainbow spirit is what gave us the world. Sit down here by the fire, I'll cook you up some bloody roo and we'll talk all about it.
>>70310813
A mosliman in Germany? How fake are you? God knows there will never be mozlimans in Germany EVER!
>>70310276
This cracks me up every time I see it, verily
ayy lmao
John II did nothing wrong.
>>70315084
found the satan worshiper! quickly 100 gold coins for the one who catches him! ethernal gratitude in the name of Christendom
>>70314504
>scouring thy mouth with waste grease
>chewing not birch bark
Anglos, verily.
>>70309878
*Wherever I go I must also pillage and rape*
>>70315493
snoweth cov'r'd heathen. returneth from wh're thee cameth.
>>70309878
Around Moors lock your doors.
>>70314678
Since you hebrew have come here, my cow have started to become sick !
polsialwaysright.enlum
>>70309878
Ugh, why do people want crossbows to be legal? The mongol horde aren't gonna come and burn our village down, you tengriphobes!
>>70314855
>Russia
No such thing
>>70315190
Nothing change since then, Pekka. Only Sven was replaced by Oooga Booga since then
>>70315190
you have not forgotten the old gods, have you brother?
>>70314363
Christians are, to a man, lying and unwholesome individuals who preach peace and practice vile murder. We are slowly being overrun by not one but two of their competing cults, and it would please me if some corner of the world managed to resist these fanatics bowing to their Middle Eastern gods. The north is falling, but perhaps the west will persevere.
>>70313478
>>70316020
>>70316001
>>70315939
>>70315190
SAVAGES, SAVAGES, BARELY EVEN HUMAN...
>>70311289
We said 1352 not 2016
>>70315088
No, but later in fifties the plague did spread and several hundreds died. Not as bad as europe though.
>>70315931
The principality of Kievan Rus was once whole, I do believe it will be again, so we can throw off mongol yoke and reconquer lands lost to Poland! However, I would never bow to the Muscovite mongolian bootlickers with their shrewd deals. The mighty Tver and wealthy Novgorod are far better.
>>70316091
>Papist scum ranting
Go drown in some lake, heretic
>>70316216
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1770%E2%80%9372_Russian_plague
>was the last massive outbreak of plague in central Russia, claiming between 52 and 100 thousand lives in Moscow alone (1/6 to 1/3 of its population)
>>70309878
This pic needs more diversity
Who wants to hire me and my mates? We'll fuck up anyone for money, no questions asked.
>>70316454
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1770%E2%80%9372_Russian_plague
>Moscow
Nothing of value was lost tbqh abo
>>70316782
So Moscovites are not well regarded in Mother Russia?
>>70309878
TIS TIME TO MURDER THE MUSLIM HERETICS AND THE JEWS I THINK
>>70315242
kek
>>70314079
Hey look, it's one of those faggots who don't understand how long sticks with pointy ends work. Did you lose your horse, Habsburg scum?
>>70310655
Nah don't worry unless something drastic happens it'd take at least 100 years.
It'd surely be major happenings before then
1352?
Guess I'm back in Cornwall then. What should I do? Mining, mining, or mining?
I think I'll go do some mining!
>tfw scribe
>>70309878
1337 best year of my life
*sips mouthwash*
>>70313200
kekked heartily until the master lashed me
>>70317138
They were elusive bootlickers who crushed other cities even sided with mongols, acting on their direct orders. That way they eliminated resistance and acquired more lands and wealth. Moscovite tzars even destroyed parliaments and last shreds of democracy, also, created a large serf underclass that was there until 1861. Muscovy also sucked on the international stage, we couldn't get our act together until 18th century and relocation of capital to St.Petersburg
>>70313661
How does it not occur to anyone that there is a purpose behind all these expulsions?
They literally teach this in college courses with no more explanation than "and they blamed it all on the Jews because they're a bunch of anti-semites and that was that.
ITS CROP SEASON MOTHERFUCKER
>>70309878
Praise Kek
>>70317566
Jews refuse to mix and keep their culture in any country they're in. They stick out like a sore thumb with their own language, faith, clothes. They're also more likely to help their own. Thus, making for a perfect scapegoat.
I got 4 goats and now this poof across the street is saying that he deserves one of my goats because he has none.
I told him to go get one of his own then and he just goes "aeehhgg" and recedes back into his hut.
Fucking liberals.
WAIT you're SERIOUSLY asking ME to explain WHY I oppose BEHEADING Cathars??
Because
IT'S FUCKING
1352
the CURRENT FUCKING YEAR
REEEEE
>>70317566
Nah suspicion of the Jews anti-Judaism pretty much started from the get go what with the whole them assisting in the crucifixion of Christ and what not. Antisemitism really started with William of Norwich and Hugh of Lincoln
>>70309878
EAHH numblangh raghaa ngooltja prubmatjumbla mrumemeh koornt-
Durda-dyer! Nyarnyee boort yira yarkiny baardanginy
>>70309878
>All these smelly peasants
>Goddamn Hungarian king has increased taxes again
>clergy wants that good parcel of land for their parish. If I refuse I will be branded a Cathar
>how I hate Serbia and their giant gold mines on Kosovo
Fucking hungarians! Do they really think they can fucking subvert us? Gloria in altissimis 868 - never forget!!II!I!!
>>70309878
Kommorah
fight muslims... like that will ever change
preparing kids for
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=is4fpYwX2xU&nohtml5=False
Anyone else here a citizen of the great melanite empire?
Auð né heilsu ræðr engi maðr.
>>70315294
wah *pomf*
What are we going to do on the leaf bed Dural?
>Tfw no qt betrothed
>you just know Beatrice is taking communion with Giovanni
>wasting my life writing green text Cantos
>join the Ghibellines to get fit
>yfw she gets the plague and ascends to the Empyrean
>feels tragic man
>tfw my wife's fanny is larger than the king's roast.
>>70319191
The great mother earth has blessed us today
The white man is gone and my people live free of disease once again
>>70315242
Et tu Guarani?
My horse died last week, I bet the jews did this!
>>70319452
i want to fuck this abo
>>70309878
Nobleman masterrace here, ask me anything peasants.
>>70319191
>>70320134
>Restoration of the african empire when?
>>70310813
If Muslim is a religion about peace then extreme Muslims must be extremely peaceful
>Burgher master race reporting in.
>>70309878
Too bad we have no idea what year it really is. Just wait and die friend
NEW CRUSADES WHEN?
DEUS VULT
>Paid the dowry for my new 12 year old wife
>Her hymen is already broken
>Her drunk of a father already spent the dowry on mutton and mead
>Can't get a refund for my whore wife
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF---
>>70321098
>Argentina
>white
>>70309878
>brutal abuse at the hands of the nobility and the crown as a result of the dynamics of wealth
Guys, it's okay, in about 650 years, we can make up scary boogeymen like feminists and minorities to blame for all of this. XD
>>70309878
I got these black pustules growing out of my neck. Should I be concerned?
>>70310907
Underrated post!
>>70316040
It's true though
They worked their ass off when harvest season was and the other part of the year they sucked cock for extra dosh
>>70313478
>>70313478
if it was harvest or planting season they did work all day, but your right for the rest of the year
>>70321362
We'll invent something called "democracy" where the rich and powerful can manipulate the masses without violence!
>>70309878
*teleports to France*
At least I have a qt pure witch waifu now.
>thine emissary, of stout constitution, cannot pass the gate
Yet a cart of hay may pass.
>>70322195
>Implying Romans didn't do it first
