Why do Americans get so easily upset by Brit posters? Can't they handle a teeny weeny bit of banter?
>>70309530
They don't know the difference, mate.
>>70309530
I live for bants with fellow Anglos
everyone else trying to piss me off fails horribly
India makes me laugh constantly
FUCK YOU
>>70309683
Kill yourself you rustic!
Maybe because your banter is fucking shit, Achmed.
>People around the world sees Britbongs as pathetic cucks
>BAWWWW WHY YOU MAD BRO
We are not mad...
Not as bad as Australians those guys have such fragile egos its almost painful watching them respond.
>>70309530
Americans don't understand British humor.
It's only 'hits head' humor that's funny for them.
>>70309530
>taking shitposting seriously
>taking British shitposting seriously
>going on 4chan
I never seen Americans and Brits fight over anything here. Its mostly the Aussies or Canadians shitposting and making the other anglos pissed just for the lulz (then again it might be legit leftism because of Toronto and Melbourne posters).
>>70309853
You only understand fickificki
>>70309853
Americans understand Brit humor. We watch all their comedy shows and stuff like the Office were remakes of their shows. Also To Gear was one of the most popular shows because of the comedic aspect of it and cars were secondary. Also Monthy Python was huge here. Germans are the ones who dont really get humor.
>>70309769
>>70309783
These.
Brits are some of the most uninformed people on this board. You make Americans look smart. I feel bad for the good Brit posters who have to deal with being associated with retards like you OP.
>>70309769
Shitposting is not banter. Remember to check your toilet for a snake before you take a shit.
>>70310048
Also when I had HBO i would watch Little Britain all the time. I loved Andy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIJt9LYbtBs
>>70310068
inshallah brotha
Pls someone post the picture there American in Britain suing his colleagues for too much banter
British posters take pride in their loyalty to the government because it's a matter of national identity.
American posters take pride in their disloyalty to the government for the same reason.
That's the only problem I've ever had about British posters, is that I'll listen to some fuckwaddery about how bad it is to have guns or whatever else I am free to do with or without your acknowledgement and see the flag and then I can only see the conversation through Ben Franklin's spectacles.
>>70310054
I'll fucking smash your head in pal, if you ever dare to describe me in such an unpleasant manner ever again.
>>70309853
Most of our types of humor are banned in your country for not being inclusive enough.
>>70310229
British posters really dont take pride in their government. Most Euros dont agree with their governments at all but most simply accept that thats how it is and our votes dont mean anything one way or another. Apathy is very big in Europe and making fun of their governments is the only way they vent their anger. Americans seem to think we still have a voice in what our government does. Most Euros have the opinion we just don't get it yet and see as blue pilled when it comes to thinking we can make a change. Accepting you are of nothing of value in the grande scheme of things is the true red pill.
If you really wanna trigger americans point out the truth that the moon landings never happened.
>>70296897
>>70310239
That's because you can't use a gun.
>>70310456
Becoming an emasculated tool who is afraid to make mischief when mischief is justified is hardly a red pill.
Don't try to woo me with misappropriated memes.
Because of shit like this
>>70305538
>>70310185
It's an abstract kind of haram
>>70310553
Another point is guns. Most Euros see we own guns and talk about overthrowing our government when it comes too big yet we havent done shit. Our government is the largest entity on earth and the most abusive yet we as americans dont do squat shit. Euros think we are all talk and no walk. Why have guns when you are never gonna use them for the very purpose intended by the constitution. Thats why they think we are all children who think guns are our manchild toys.
>>70310553
We've got bike wheels. They should be enough right? And its not like those will be taken away from us.
>>70310630
Its even funnier when you consider that 50% of pakistani marriages in the UK are between relatives.
And then even further when the stereotype of americans is incestuous rednecks.
>>70310593
Euros actually do what we dont. They actually violently protest their governments. You never see white americans do that ever. Its common in Europe to see white euros throw molotav cocktail and rocks at police at protests. here we worship the police too much.
>>70310514
Not gonna lie.
That triggers me even though your accusations are false.
>>70310891
They are true, damn you guys are gullible, guess you believe in Al Whore warming as well lol
>>70310514
>>70310762
Do you need a bike wheel license?
>>70311009
You're just mad because Finland has never done anything worth mentioning.
>>70310860
Most of the violence is done by hooligans and skinheads though, most people distance themselves from that. It's not a common thing, and it's certainly not acceptable for the vast majority of the people - even if they are strongly agree with the protesters. Things like putting pigs' heads in front of mosques/asylum centres on the other hand receives a lot of sympathy.
>>70311100
Like steal our peoples money for a fake space program to further NWO and freemasonry?!
>>70310711
Nobody thinks that.
>>70309530
For the same reason I can't handle having mosquitos on my arm.
>>70311012
Nah, it was a reference to that weapon sweep picture.
Although there is semi-decent reasoning for that too. Teenagers often get into gangs, like REALLY often do, I was in one, all my mates were in one etc, and bike wheel spokes are really sharp, and since you can be charged and stopped and searched if you have a knife, we hid bike wheels around the place, because you could rip spokes out of them for your whole gang if you engaged in a turf war. More common between tower blocks than on the streets though
>>70311263
If Finland wants to start up a fake space program I say let them.
Us Americans will be over here playing with our real rockets and making technological breakthroughs in aerospace engineering.
>>70310860
>Euros actually do what we dont.
And they don't get anywhere.
So their self-righteous attitude reminds me of the inspiring battlefield story.
>A million men stood on the field that day and declared, "Give me liberty or give me death."
>They began to march forth.
>When the first shot was fired, half of them fled.
>When the second shot was fired, half of the ones still marching looked back and seen them fleeing, lost their nerve, and joined them.
>When the third shot was fired, it hit Jimmy right in the face and half of the remainder panicked and fled too.
>When all the cowards who fled the field silently submitted, they all sat there called the ones who kept marching fools instead of courageous.
>And that was the end of the American Experiment
Euros allowed themselves to get castrated. The only people who think their mockery is funny are those who wear the leash too.
>>70309530
The only posters who truly upset me are FUCKING LEAFS! All the rest are just feigned anger to get a reaction.
>>70309530
E Mare Libertas
>>70309530
> Brits
> being able to "t3h bantz"
You can choose one and only one, Britcuck.
>>70311683
Leafs are pretty bad lately. Why is that?
>>70311773
See, look at this American getting anally ravaged from almost no provocation at all
>>70309530
We all get told from an early age that British accents make you sound intelligent. All the British people on TV are always some genius specialist. When we read British posts we read them with a British accent in our heads. It ads undue clout to your shitposting.
>>70311490
playing with russias real rockets you mean.
>>70309530
I shared an elevator with him in Heathrow. He yelled at a Chinese guy because his bag was preventing the door to close.
>>70311924
They've been driven completely insane by Trudeau winning. Their only desire now is to see the rest of the world destroyed so they don't have to suffer alone. Misery loves company.
>>70312118
Ive done that before
>Anglo banter
Witty, playful, cheeky
>NA banter
Not witty, super serious, salty
>>70313282
this is exactly why Canada isn't funny, there banter is overly serious and comes off as very butthurt and serious, unlike aussie posters where it's just funny
