>>70308490
HARK! STOP THIS NAYSAYING TO OUR FELLOW BRITONS!
>>70308490
now why would you want to hurt us all?
Australians are posters of peace
you cant blame all of us for the shitposting of a few extremists
>>70308490
FUCK OFF CUNTS LET ME ENJOY MY VB AND FRIDAY NIGHT IN PEACE
Why are you so salty to us? Embrace the Australian culture. Breathe it.
>>70308490
>>70309123
Git fucked cunt
>>70309193
But nobody here drinks Fosters
>>70309356
Can confirm, I've literally never seen fosters in Australia, ever. The only time I've ever been to a place that sells it was in asia.
>>70309991
How disgusting
Daily reminder that behind every Aussie shitpost is a depressed Australian crying for help.
Do your part and help a bogan out.
Tell him he's funny, tell him he's smart, tell him that vegemite is a real food.
Australians are an important part of /pol/'s Forums ecology. Without them, the bottom-feeding Canadians will overpopulate the board and shit all over the place.
Why do Australian toilets ALWAYS have piss in them?
I predict Australia will be an Asian Nation by 2050. Why aren't you learning Cantonese, Anon?
>>70310139
You sound like a Smart cunt
>>70310197
Okay, I'm triggered.
>>70310197
Weak 2/10, Canada proxyfag get out
>>70309991
i hate this cunt
They'll always be remembered as the worst commonwealth country.
They also have retarded accents.
>>70309991
fuck I hate that cunt
>>70309643
fugg
A LEBO TOOK MOUY BABEY!
I'm more triggered by the piss poor attempts at triggering me.
Get better bantz you faggots.
>>70310166
Water restrictions. If you flush your dunny on a designated non-flushing day you risk getting your head kicked in by your agro bogan neighbour.
http://www.baka.com.au/news/national/its-unbelievable/2007/10/31/1193618975569.html
>>70309991
yeah that "triggered" me. whats the go with the logie nominations, are alot of cunts upset because this dude got chosen?
>>70310529
a
fucking
leaf
>>70309991
Visibly cringed and shuddered
>>70310197
Cantonese will be a forgotten language by 2050. Mandorin on the other hand will be dominant all across the world.
>>70310698
>bartender does this
>pours out the head
>repours and the same thing happens
>"ahh i think its the keg hahah"
ye fuckin gud 1 pour it correctly cunt
>>70310723
my sides
its true though non aussie water restrictions here are tough as fuck especially if your inland and not on the east coast.
>THIS is a 10/10 in Australia
>>70310737
Need some nudes of this clod, cunt
>When Australians say they don't have an accent
I guess you've gotten used to hearing people speak like that, but come the fuck on. Especially with words that end in "o" which sound like you're adding an extra five letters to the Goddamn word with all the weird emphasis Aussies put on certain phonemes. I still love you guys, though. Full homo.
>>70309643
okay now i'm upset
>>70311020
love you too canada.
>>70311020
canada you can hardly talk about accents when you have quebec
easily the worst accent in the world
>>70311020
Your cops are called Mounties though.
>>70310389
2nd this
>>70308490
>>70311020
>even entertaining the idea of any person "not having an accent"
>>70310166
Grew up in drought and told not to flush unless it was dark orange or shit. Wastes water m8.
>>70310684
this made me smile desu
>>70310529
Eh?
Cmon, guy. Lighten up, friend.
>>70311640
Why not piss outside?
>>70311669
i do that
>>70311020
i've never heard any non-american say that
>>70311020
>>When someone with an American accent tells you they're Canadian
>>70311521
>>70309991
Rarrrrrrrrrrgh
>>70310529
Says the cuckold Ted up north who's letting in 25,000 rapefugees
>>70311669
You're in public, most blokes will piss outside when they're at home. I got a mango tree i piss on out the back, really helped it grow as i recall.
>>70312419
You should send all your sand niggers to New Zealand then cut off sea ports to New Zealand
>>70310529
Foreign women practically orgasm just at the sound of our voices. It's ridiculous.
Australia is loved by all.
>>70308591
kek
>>70312590
Those fuckers already sent all their islanderboongs over, it would only be fair.
>>70309643
FUCK
>>70308490
Ill take an Australian over a Leaf any day.
>>70308490
for you
>>70311020
Our "o" sound is normal-ish. It's "a", "ah" "ar" and shit that we over enunciate. I sometimes can't help but laugh when I hear my countrymen say shit like "get in the caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr" or "faaahckin' baaarrrrstard."
Here to support my fellow based shitposters.
Hey don't make fun of straya. I went to one of their fine restaurants and ate their national dish: a bloomin onion. It was fucking good.
>>70312590
You should send all your tacos to canada
>>70309991
>isis wants us to hate muslims
>be kind to muslims, otherwise we'll blow you up
>>70310166
If it's yellow let it mellow, If it's brown flush it down.
It's what we learn in primary school, we watch every drop.
>>70312882
I feel like food tourism is exactly the kind of thing an obese Clapistinian would do.
>>70312686
>Uruk-hai
>>70309123
DELETE THIS
>>70309991
Absolute filth. Always fucks me off seeing a white girl with that fucking headgear on.
>>70309643
It's only a Ford.
>>70311815
RARE REGION
While we're at it
>>70313039
My sisters mate got preggo to one, now she has to wear all that headgear lol.
Fuck I hate Islam.
>>70310139
You're a faggot
>>70309991
Biggest snake oil salesman in Australia. I like to go back and watch Hitch destroy him on Q&A every once in a while.
>Go to Australia for holiday
>GF agrees to threesomes while we are in Australia
>Go on tinder
>All the girls are fat
>Have 2 threesomes
>One is Swedish tourist, the other an Asian
Lets be honest, aussie girls are fucking disgusting
Overall a disappointing thread. I wanted to laugh at anti-Australian banter, but it's just not that funny
>>70309991
I fucking HATE this shitskin.
>>70313183
chuck us a link then
>>70313152
>has to
kek she was looseminded to begin with
>>70313230
>Latvian
>Complaining about shit-tier women
Oh ok
Lot of Australian hate these days, why bother? You've probably never spent time with a big burly Aussie bloke, cracked out a few cold ones with him in the outback and enjoyed a nice barbie with him and listening to the ashes on the radio. Then afterwards, you'd go over to his folding chair and sit on his nice thick cock as he bullies your country and pinches your bum
>>70313152
Fuck. I hope your sister disowned her.
>>70312982
He's making a joke - Outback is a wholely American food chain - its owners have never been to Australia.
>>70313152
also tell your sister to stop associating with 12 year olds
>>70313244
Why the fuck are you people even watching the ABBC or the SBS, they're total globalist propaganda and have you, the average white Aussie male marked as enemy number one.
![1280px-Flag_of_Florida.svg[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/YDLf5Q1.png "1280px-Flag_of_Florida.svg[1].png")
>>70313159
R A R E
>>70309991
Intellectual lightweight that portrays himself as someone with a greater sense of what's going on in the world and that's why he should be able to lecture you. Pit him against someone like Christopher Hitchens, and he'll get destroyed, which he did.
What's it like to be happy pol?
Did someone say, TRIGGERED?
>>70313230
Like anyone wants a 3-way with Latvian tourists!
What were you expecting, the creme of australian society to be lining up?
>>70313230
Aussie girls on Tinder are disgusting.
>>70308490
>>70313281
On mobile, literally just "hitchens Q&A" on youtube.
>>70309356
>>70309834
>"he-hey guys. foster's is gaining international traction. soon everybody will know just how shitty our beer is!"
>"if anybody asks, you've never heard of foster's. do you hear me m8?!"
>>70313283
>>70313337
>>70313318
Eh, she doesn't really see/talk to her anymore.
At one stage she was complaining about her partner being an asshole.
Even my mum was like no fucking shit, haha.
>>70313443
If the land whales we saw are the creme then i dont know what to tell you
>>70313464
Don't you have someone to assassinate?
shhhh be quiet I am baiting Australians
>>70313572
>>70313562
Your liberty
>>70313297
WHAT?!?
>tfw Indonesia doesn't put up with Australian banter
>>70313464
>>70313572
that's not hard
>>70308490
>>70313572
I'm going to Korea later this year for work. What's the drinking like there?
>>70309077
Fucking essendon r useless ruining my margin!
>>70313572
It's actually pretty tasty if you don't put too much butter on it.
Can't believe this hasn't been posted yet.
It was doing the Call Sweden threads last few days
http://youtu.be/6NN7J-BpHGw
>>70313662
You feelin' triggered Aussie? Oi Oi Ficki Ficki
>>70309193
We don't drink it only Britbongz do
>>70308790
Triggered
>>70313514
2/10
>>70309643
Wtf bro
>>70313406
How soft can one bloke be
>>70309650
There was more then that I can tell ya
>>70313572
Can't say anything about worst Korea even since they obliterated Japan, cheers cunt
>>70310529
Come on Canada, Australia are good cunts...mostly. And Kevin bloody Wilson is funny as fuck.
>>70313649
Still pissed about that.
>>70313749
Korean beer is shit. Makgeolli is OK.
But now is the time if year.
Go into convenience store with bro, buy beer, sit at the table outside the store or in the park. Watch the world burn.
>>70313281
2nd that
>>70310887
Wlf! Is that a abbo tranny?
Get back in
>>70310406
you know we killed yanks for that in brisbane
>>70308995
lol wow
>>70313749
Also there is a company dinner. Called HAY-SIK
If you can out drink your boss you get promotion or better standing . No joke.
>>70313972
Thanks mate, I'll keep that in mind. Are the prices at least decent?
>>70313406
what a poof cunt
What have YOU done, non-aussies? Australians
>invented the refridgerator
>created tanks
>made the pacemaker
>made ultrasound accessible to cunts worldwide
>developed wi-fi
>frazier lenses (useful shit for photographers)
>made the first quantum bit
>>70313903
Apparently so low in testosterone he needs regular injections in his butt
>>70313432
Stop it now. Too much.
>>70314182
refrigerator was creator by BLACK KINGS you white dogg cunt suck me off
Australia is full of liberal cucks
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-35922858
>>70314182
You forgot TimTams you bludger cunt
>>70314096
So I can gain respect by not being a soft cunt?
>>70314196
top fucking lel
>>70313159
your*
>>70314248
what the hell, are those ISIS flags?
>>70308995
>Double penetration.png
>>70311640
These yank cunts have no idea m8. If they stopped fucking up the world for long enough we might be able to build more fuckin dams.
>>70314248
police bashing lebbo's turns me on
>>70314102
Beer is around 1500 for a 2L bottle. Foreign beer is 2500 a can. Soju is 2000 or so.
>>70314293
Yes. Be a manly man and you will go far. Too many faggot numales around here.
>>70309643
TRIGGERED
>>70310723
>>70311640
>>70312975
HAHAHAHA WHAT
grim fucks flush ya toilets
>>70314710
fuck you ahmed
>>70314658
Thanks, I'll keep that in mind when drinking there.
>>70310406
As a yank, I find this incredibly interesting. Can someone explain? Was we climbing in yo windows and snatching yo people up?
>>70314841
fuck off bulgaria
>>70314182
you forgot the hills hoist and motor mower
>>70314710
Your opinion on saving water will be valued once you've had a 15 year drought. Until then, get fucked.
>>70313418
Waleed went up against Hitchens???
>>70313572
I don't care what happens, I'm tearing into that fucking fairy bread.
Just try to stop me cunt.
>>70313183
I remember that
he dodged the fuck out of every single question
>>70309123
Fuck you
>>70310887
Christ!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Brisbane
>Cuckstralia
You literally can't make this shit up
>>70310887
NICE
>>70312529
Designated peeing trees
>>70314988
so do you take shits in peoples piss water?
>>70309991
I hate this cunt more than cancer. He's the epitome of what's wrong with today.
>>70314877
We had strict wartime rationing and limited pay, while your GIs had large paychecks and no rationing, so they could give girls alcohol, sweets, etc. Adding to that we were fine with black GIs not being segregated, which triggered the white GIs. Additionally the US media deliberately downplayed Australian contributions and often credited Australian victories to Americans. Ended up boiling over a few times in riots.
>>70314988
>>70315161
and does the pissy water splash up your arsehole
>>70310887
>implying you wouldn't fuck her anyway because your women are even uglier
brush your teeth faggot
>>70314248
I remember this . Would love to hear or see Waleed explain it
>>70308490
FECKIN' MOICE LADS
https://youtu.be/r3RLmErp43k
>>70315093
Seppos tried to cuck us so we started some riots. Meanwhile Ahmed is banging your wife and you're okay with it.
>>70315252
RARE
A
R
E
>>70313159
What are you doing shit posting? You should be busy repopulating your country.
>>70315014
He didn't exactly "go up against" Hitch. He was however on the same panel on an episode of Q&A. He never directly engaged Hitchens, he was too scared of being slapped down.
That episode of Q&A stands out for me, because it was the first time seeing Aly's way with words. As a poster-boy for the left, he is a slippery cunt with a velvet tongue.
Here's the full episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyBgzVeccys
>>70315252
Your country is fucking beautiful
>>70312882
Outback Steakhouse is delicious
>>70315252
flag inside a flag
>>70314004
Yeah there is a colony of them on a beach area in Arnhem Land I believe. It's basically the special place where the tribe sends them.
>>70313140
Based Putin loves our native fauna
Just got back from NSW. It was literally America. Was not expecting that. Thought everyone would be living in shacks in the desert with kangaroos
>>70314642
I'm fucking rock solid
>>70313406
poofta cunt
>>70312882
we dont have those here, and what the heck is a bloomin onions?
>>70314877
Yanks would come to Australia thinking they were better than Australians, my grandad told me some stories how the rations were tiny for aus families but Americans would walk around eating ice cream and shit and dropping the cones on the floor, also they'd get drunk and try raping women, like they did in Germany, a few seps got bashed to death then I think a yank stabbed an aussie soldier and there was a battle called the battle of Brisbane, the only battle between Australia and America.
American soldiers are supposedly much more disciplined now, but you cunts where half fucked back in the day
>>70314408
>Oh
>You
>Little
>Cunts
lost it
>>70314182
>>invented the refridgerator
wow well done
We invented the telephone, the toothbrush, the steam engine, the railway, the light bulb, the steam turbine, actually invented the tank, the jet engine, the television, the internet, carbon fibre, the programmable computer and the telegraph, as well as countless other lower tier inventions.
we also founded your fucking country and conquered more of the world than any other empire ever has
>>70313572
>fairy bread
FUCKING KEK
>>70315161
>>70315210
no reply, Austrailia confirmed POO IN PEE
FLUSH
>>70315419
Friday night viewing sorted. Thanks aus/pol
>>70313297
I went to Riga once on holidays and it was nothing but 9/10s everywhere. That place was a training ground for runway models. And all the guys there are complete duds.
The girls try to latch on to anyone who speaks English hoping they'll get them fuck out of there. Easiest pussy on the planet
>>70310335
You're a fuckin knob man
>>70316173
You make a compelling case, Bogan. Is there a large contingent of young, English-speaking people in Latvia? I can't be bothered to learn a new language to survive a 2 week visit to another country.
this corrupt lebo cunt
>>70308490
got to /afl/ on /sp/ and say you want to watch their sport. that'll get them riled up.
>>70315204
Yeah sounds about right.
>>70315419
Q&A was so much better before they were planting twitter in every 30 seconds.
and watching these shit skins breed up and cause problems
>>70308490
>>70313905
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY more
>>70312882
They did serve Tooheys for a while, but Americans think Foster's is top Oz beer.
>>70313514
Underrated post made me kek
>>70315913
It's an abomination of food. 800 calories, 58 grams of fat and 22 grams of saturated fat, plus 1,520 milligrams of sodium.
You eat one of those you might as well just kill yourself.
How's this for triggered...
I went down to Nandos for dinner tonight and as I was walking to the store I saw five fuckin boongs get out of a brand new VF Redline SSV.
They honest to god looked like they never worked a day in their lives.
>>70315913
See pic.
>>70317187
That looks like coral
>>70317187
Why would anyone eat deep fried coral?
>>70317297
>>70317434
It's basically giant onions peeled into pieces and deep fried into once piece, then a sauce of your choosing in the middle. You're supposed to take off chunks from the outside first, dip, eat, and work your way towards the center.
It's basically onion rings.
>>70314877
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Brisbane
Still remember my grandfather hating Americans with a passion.
>>70317147
>>70316000
Yeah but you've got fucked up teeth.
>>70317599
>>70317599
Fucking delicious
>>70317781
its pretty good
it'll give you a heart attack though
>>70317781
Yeah, it's supposed to be a side dish but it has more calories than most entrees. Welcome to American cuisine.
HOW CAN AUSTRALIAN MEN EVEN COMPETE
>>70317758
SOMEBODY
>>70317147
Jesus Christ.
>>70317958
ONCE
>>70318099
Fucking 'oaf i'm mad
>>70315913
yes we do, there's one in Aspley. Was pretty shit though.
>>70309953
NORMIES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
A National Party senator, Sandy Macdonald, said in 2001 that "Advance Australia Fair" is so boring that the nation risks singing itself to sleep, with boring music and words impossible to understand.
>>70318581
A National Party senator, Rasheed Panjeet, said in 2001 that "Indian Sanitary Fair" is so boring that the nation risks pooing in anything but a loo, with designated shitting streets and bathing habits impossible to understand.
>>70318581
That's why Waltzing Matilda is the REAL national anthem
>>70309356
Replace it with Coopers then
>>70318581
but she's right
>>70309953
Are those fucking frogs in the Goddamn toilet?
>>70316970
Thanks for the warning,
>>70317187
Looks like Sea Urchins asshole
>>70318412
will have to visit out of pure interest now, never travel to north Brisbane much, as I am scared of the giant river that separates us.
