If Australia suddenly invaded Mexico would America help Mexico or Australia?
>>70306092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SuOdN60EX8
>>70306023
Shouldnt you worry more about Australia getting invaded?
Cunt.
probly mexico
whatever makes white people the saddest
>>70306023
if canada suddenly invaded australia would the kiwis help
>>70306023
wich side would give the better economical benefits to the big corporations.
>>70306023
Invade mexico with what, shitposting? Don't you have koalas to breed?
Weakest of the anglosphere vs strongest of the beaner sphere. That'd be a good fight.
>>70306023
Well first you would need a semblence of power projection
America would help Australia.
Oy cunt
You lookin for a punch in the gabber?
I'll fockn rek your fockin face you stinkin cunt
Go on, try me ye fockn pooftah
I'm kidding ostrelia, you cunts are alright, in fact we are rather similar drunken shittalkers, we'd get along
>>70306358
Yes. And also the Americans.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ANZUS
So don't you even think about it, hosers.
>>70306023
>helping brown people over other white people, no matter how much they shitpost
it's ok, you probably thought you were on /b/
>implying aussies can survive in mexico
>implying they won't be eaten by chupacabras
>>70306023
It better be the Aussies we help
Never dog your Anglos
>>70306023
They would invade both.
we can ally great Emu warriors, they have the recipe
>>70306919
good lad
>>70306023
Who has more oil?
>>70307000
That beach looks nice as shit Pablo
Where is it, and is it close to where people cut off female workers heads
>>70307434
its in Tulum,Quintana roo. But dont come. gringos invade us every fucking summer. I want go there and dont see any white shit in My beach hahahahahah
If America suddenly invaded Mexico would Mexicans help Mexico or America?
>>70307434
read the filename Jamal
>>70307615
America no doubt.
>>70306023
>Liberals would defend the mexicans
>Conservatives would help Australia
>>70307544
>>70307625
Where in your beautiful country do all these cartel executions take place
I know very little about how shitty Mexico is but are cartels a fear to normal people there?
>>70306023
this is the second thread about this tonight.
cuál es tu pinche pedo abo de mierda
many have tried all of them have failed what makes you think you can conquer the sons of maize
>>70306023
Mexico
>>70307735
Spain
>>70306358
Yes, the Kiwis would help the milkbags.
>>70306023
Australia would het BTFO by Mexico.
>>70307724
Of course not idiot. If you arent involved in mafias, you will be fine.
>>70307724
mostly criminals killing criminals
stay the fuck out the DF / east coast and you'll be fine
>>70307831
Easy there Sanchez
Idk Cartel lore
If Turkey suddenly invaded Egypt, would Australia help Turkey or Egypt?
>>70306358
wouldn't need it :^D
>>70307844
Whenever I think of Central/South America I just think of Cartels, and Machete men
Idk much else about the coming and goings of your country
Your food is amazing though
>>70307794
Spain got assimilated like the ones before and the ones after just like the ones to come.
we are a virus best to be contained you can't conquer us, you can't defeat us and if left lose will populate the stars mock my words
>>70306334
>>70306358
Did you T.H.I.N.K. before posting this?
>>70307978
its a poorer america and instead of liberal faggots we have chilangos and instead of rampaging niggers we have cartels
if the south secedes will Russia help us?
>>70307989
They still conquered you puebloniggers
Notice you arn't speaking in Apaclypto, and arn't named TuckTuck
>>70308074
Is it alot more religiously strict?
I know Catholics are big thing there so are contraceptives, and whore looked down upon even more than here?
>>70306023
>If Australia suddenly invaded Mexico
What the fuck would we actually do that for, though?
We've got enough uninhabitable desert already.
>>70308004
I shit you not, I had 3 of my friends on Facebook share that fucking T.H.I.N.K. thing unironically. One of them shared it and went on some diatribe about how we need to eliminate free speech and only allow progressive ideas to exist on the internet. I don't think I've ever been so disgusted at the people I call my "friends" in my life.
When will this disease of the mind die?
>>70308172
To be closer to your mates
oi you birdshits get the fuck outta Mexico that there's ours.
>>70308171
its extremely traditionalist here, there are plenty of whores but they are surprisingly easy to avoid and most of them end up with equally retarded men that end up knocking them up
abandoning your family is much more taboo
>>70307544
Hahaha I was in Tulum 3 weeks ago
>>70306023
America would undoubtedly send forces to defend Mexico for interests of security. Mexico is harmless but a nation on our borders conquered would be considered a pretty large risk to america in the long run. Also most americans have hated the idea of invaders since Germany.
>>70308322
If I ever wanted to visit where would I start?
Lot of Mexicans in my town and like the culture and would love to visit, but don't want to wind up on a webm. getting my dick burned off
>>70306358
If we invaded New Zealand the kiwis would still help us.
>>70308336
and how was it? will you come back white master?
>>70307844
Then how do you explain that bus load of kids that were killed and buried in the desert?
>>70308417
More like defend your border against the flood of refugees
>>70308466
depends on what you want
northern mexico is pretty much poorer texas at this point, southern mexico (yucatan) has god tier beaches and night life, baja california is full of lonely beaches and the like
honestly its just a cheaper, poorer america
>>70308556
post sauce, not sure what you're talking about
>>70308533
I liked it Chichen Itza was cooler but Tulum was right near my hotel
Mexico is pretty nice desu senpai would spend shekels again
>>70308815
Will I get treated like an asshole for going there
Also I don't speak a lick of Spanish
I just wanna eat some food, meet some people, soak in the culture, and head home
>>70308892
No they are pretty much used to american toursists
just go to monterrey or sonora if you just want to hang and meet bitches, you can't go wrong with the food no matter where you go
>>70308892
Of course someone from Burgerland would go to another country to eat the food. Sitting on a plane isn't exercise, you fat fuck.
>>70309354
LMAO
Same thing we did during the Falklands conflict
Stay neutral and laugh as an anglo nation once again wrecks an hispanic one.
>>70309354
I've also been to your country, it was a vapid wasteland and Vancouver is the worst city I've ever been to
The poutine was disgusting and the stinky Filipinos were unbearable
Australia is invading Australia and America is helping right now
>>70309483
Whoever told you to go to Vancouver as a tourist played a very expensive joke on you. Spend a week visiting various spots in Northern Ontario if you actually want to have a nice time. Algonquin park is a big attractor if outdoorsy type people. On the downside, there aren't thousands of fast food restaurants in the area, but that kind of comes with the territory. If you can live a week without eating burgers you'll enjoy yourself.
>>70308108
think again
https://youtu.be/9Eiv-pnRVr4
>>70309616
Edmonton is the only good thing about your shitty neo-American country
Roosevelt Corollary, but I'm not sure if it applies to non-European countries.
>>70309741
Sick bantz
>>70309657
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA THOSE MONKEYS GOT BTFO BY US, THE SPANISH OF AMERICAS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>70309657
like 100 people speak it, you guys got SPAIN'D
The video even says these bean men are the dumbest, and poorest in Mexico
Literally Mexican Abo's
>>70306588
Lend us a boat m8.
>>70306919
>Australia invades Mexico
>Texas is now twice the size
>>70306023
rofl this is a joke Austalia is irrelevant Cali has more of a population then you're country delusional fuck
>>70308417
this
>5 de mayo
>>70307957
Turkey because they're the only Muslims Australia gives a free pass.
As long as the Roaches pledge allegiance to pic related we're forced to accept them as bro's.
The feminist movement pouring out of Australia would clearly destroy Mexico
If Russia would attack Mongolia what would Finland do ?
>>70310047
that's unfortunate
I thought they were the redpilled of the anglos
>>70310047
I thought feminism came from the UK.
>>70310082
9,000,0000 more refugees
>>70307844
I visit DF every summer, and the edge of edo. de mexico (tultilan, literally across the street from some cerro) but literally nothing has ever happened to me. What are the chances?
I also go to tepito and iztapalapa and just chill around , am I lucky or should I be more careful?
>>70310047
>mexico
>feminist
thankfully no
not yet at least
>>70306358
We would pile on your ass.
>>70307804
Someone with some sense
Plus america and mexico are part of the NAFTA triumvirate, the fuck does straya do for the US?
>>70307544
>I want foreigners out of my country
Build a wall then.
>>70310261
spend twice as much for video games
>>70310291
Dig a moat and yes Im being serious.
>>70310133
DF itself is like new york, rampant petty crime everywhere, overpopulated as fuck, everyone is a douche etc.
almost everyone I know has been either mugged or felt there
however, chances of you getting involved with the cartels are extremely low
most mexicans thinks very highly of white americans so there isn't much to worry about
I just don't get why anyone would spend their vacations there, I usually got to baja california and get smashed at the local beaches, they are empty as fuck and the view is amazing
for around 400 dollars you can stay there a week and fuckaround
>>70310314
I thought there were only, like, 10 people that lived in Australia. They can't account for too much in added sales.
>>70310149
Its beginning my nigga
See: UNAM
>>70306023
if we invaded hungary,would serbia and bulgaria help us or them?
US military has a lot of high ranking military personnel of Mexican descent that would make sure the US military would get involved.
Plus you'd be fucking with the drug route and business, The entire south american drug cartel families would declare war on you.
>>70310371
I go for family and mostly just do whatever boring shit they do, I like to go with my great gramps to el zocalo, that's my "vacation", most outgoing thing I've done there is go to tolantogo for some thermal waters. Maybe because I'm sorta dark I blend in? And bruh everyone I've met has been nice and friendly, idk maybe I'm just lucky, shit I haven't even gotten mugged in tepito while wearing an obvious american outfit.
>>70306023
>lost a war to birds
>thinks he can beat mexico
>>70310018
Don't they respect you guys and have a memorial for your fallen soldiers?
>>70310371
>however, chances of you getting involved with the cartels are extremely low
Let me tell you a story Grandmother goes to mexico invites me to come i joke around say no thanks the cartel would kidnap me joking of course Now she says we will just pay the ransom WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
fast foward 1 month her neighboors son got kidnapped he tried to escape or something they found him and chop his finger off parents immediately paid and they drove buy at 60 mph threw him out of the truck where he broke his skull
>>70308492
Kek
>>70307735
CHI
>>70307794
>>70308108
I've never met a Mexican with clear Spanish heritage that acknowledges his European roots.
Guy does have a point. Hell, they even named the country Mexico.
>>70311210
>Mexico
Where Did the Name "Mexico" Come From? Mexico derived its name from its capital city. The capital city was originally named by the Aztecs as Mexico-Tenochtitlan, which was closely related to the name of an Aztec tribe, the Mexica.
>>70311210
contrary to what /pol/ might think, the vast majority of people in mexico don't care about their own race
except niggers, everyone here loathes them
>>70311633
Im glad you put in mexico cause these fucks over here boast about it
its fucking annoying and they get mad when i say im not mexican im american
>>70311429
Yes, that's what I'm talking about.
>>70311633
I think there's something kind of romantic about that. Mexico is a largely multi-ethnic place that makes its tribe a collective adoration of a native culture to the land.
And then they treat the descendants of those people like shit with derogatory slurs like "indio." LOL
>>70307401
That would be Mexico. They got a shit ton of oil.
>>70311633
Too bad what you see in the US are mexicans protesting wanting to stay in the US whilst waving the mexican flag - if you want to stay in the US then stop waving that fucking beaner flag and adopt the US one.
Dear Australia,
Will you please invade Mexico? We really don't like them, and we'd be willing to let your territory be annexed if the new citizens so desired. There will be no gun reform though, so fuck off with that.
Love,
Amerifat
>>70312109
>Beaners getting told by a VB-sipping Auscunt
I'm more okay with this than you'll ever understand.
>>70312175
and then you guys get fucked by a bigger amount of illegal aliens inmigrating to the USA.
>>70312109
I've met people of all different nationalities associate to their home-countries flag as a symbol of heritage. Except New Zealand because you guys probably just call yourselves Australian so people know a roundabout geographic location and find a reason to think you're interesting.
>>70307005
I know this bloke IRL he goes to my gym
>>70312199
> has new zealand flag
> op to lazy to hover cursor over flag to find out what country it is
mfw a cannuck cannot differentiate between Australian and New Zealand flag.
>>70312109
most of those "mexicans" are actually third generation americans or so
nothing we can do about them, shame they act like such asswipes though
>>70306358
Yes.
Despite the jabs we throw at each other, I don't think you really understand the relationship our countries have.
>>70312489
Oh how cute, the colonies and whining again.
>>70312504
Do you even know what "mfw" means, you newfag? Also
>Getting this assblasted because I didn't notice the subtle shit-brown tint of the stars on your flag
Yeah, I don't care. Australia should annex you anyway.
>>70312545
Wait, did you mean would the kiwis help Canada? I never even considered that.
Australia and NZ have a long history, we'd never betray each other like that.
>>70308492
Toptier bants
>>70312504
You should be thankful when people assume you're Australia.
>>70308815
How would Mexicans react to Australians and our accents? Are we liked/disliked by Mexicans?
>>70308180
You called them a retard and deleted them right?
>>70312947
Mexicans love white people and this gets on niggers nerves lol
>>70313076
I need to pretend I like them because of the kind of work I do. I realize that by saying nothing I'm enabling the retardation to fester, but being shit on by the social justice brigade isn't something my career needs right now.
>tfw powerless to act on horrific ideas
>>70312947
who knows, only dude I've ever heard speak about aussies said you guys are laidback as fuck
most people would probably assume you're american
>>70309891
How about instead of being cunts and killing off the sea life surounding your penal colony you save them and teain them to be a fighting force for you like that guy tbat got stabbed by the emu or croc or whatever it was. Pic kinda related.
>>70306023
Yes
>>70306023
What's in it for us? Do we get to keep Mexico clay? Without any or very few Mexicans?
Probably be worth it to annex Mexico.
Honestly, Australia, we would just use you to remove burritos, then kick your ass back to Australia if you tried, like, not to leave on your own.
So, yeah. Come up with a good reason to invade Mexico, then do it. We've got your back.
>>70306023
We'd sell both sides weaponry till we get "surprised" by an attack
>>70312199
Can't tell the difference between Straya or Sheepfucker flag.
>Canada
You should take Mohammed's dick out of your mouth and pay attention before posting.
>>70313803
If by "Mohammed's dick" you mean "your sister's pussy," then yeah - I'll try to cut back a bit and focus on my leafposting when I'm on here.
>>70313210
HAHAHAHAHA
i almost got in a fight with my black friend and 2 other black guys cause i was defending white people lol on not being the devil
>>70313932
You didn't even try at all.
>>70313932
Holy fucking shit, I knew your country was getting bad.
But have the mudslimes really de-evolved you to a primary school level already?
Or are you actually just 12?
>>70314598
I was born a few weeks ago. Working on my crawling game.
>>70313216
>tfw literally had to give up trying to get into my industry because I couldn't get along with anyone in it
The film industry is 100% lefty cucks.
>>70315257
Unless you're really deep inside at an artist-to-artist level, so is the music industry. Why are the arts being usurped by Marxist macfags?
>>70308815
Los normalistas, estúpido.
>>70311633
This is correct. The USA is the only place where it's accepted to say stupid racist shit like "I'm 50% caucasian 30% middle east 10% asian 5% german 1% black..."
Saying that kind of shit in Mexico will get everyone's eyes rolled back into their skulls.
>>70316788
If this is true, Mexicans are pretty based.
>>70316870
Latin America in general doesn't care that much about race. What really matter is where you stand in the Social Class and Your education.
>>70312489
I'd prefer to be proud of something I actually accomplished myself rather than riding on the coat tails of my forefathers hard work. It is like when I hear people being proud of their race - it allows them to take pride in accomplishments that they had no hand in doing.
>>70312515
And funny enough even by the third generation they still cannot speak fluent English and demand classes to be taught in Spanish.
>>70312634
I'm not the only getting all wound up because you're getting called out for being an asshat.
>>70312790
True, could be worse, I could be labelled French, Spanish or something horrific.
