1st in the OECD better life index
http://www.oecdbetterlifeindex.org/
2nd in the HDI rankings
http://hdr.undp.org/en/countries
5th in economic freedom
http://www.heritage.org/index/ranking
BRB stopped the boats
BRB 92% white
BRB we don't have lunatics wanting a socialist revolutions like in murica and the UK
BRB no shariah law
BRB cute white girls everywhere
BRB laid-back attitude with work
BRB non-stop banter
BRB casual racism
So tell us /pol/, why are we so much better than the rest of the world
>>70304809
Seems good, maybe I should move there and culturally enrich you?
>>70304809
Yet still somehow an awful place
The rest of the world must be a real shithole
>>70304909
>Implying you could get in with our immigration laws
>>70304809
It would be if we put a giant crater where Melbourne is. Those cucks have such an inferiority complex, saying how much better Sydney is when Sydney literally couldn't give two shits about that shit hole.
Can any one from melbourne tell me why you have to go in to the LEFT lane to turn RIGHT? Or why do you still have fucking trams in the middle of your roads that cause car accidents all the fucking time?
Yeah but its not a white homeland. Its just some colony like America. Europe is the white man's ancesteral home, and I won't leave because of Abdul.
>>70304809
>The average Australian goes out for a candybar, dodging spiders as large as his face and stepping over 100 different species of venomous snakes that will kill him in one bite.
>He must frequently stop for water to avoid dying from the ever present sweltering heat.
>He arrives back to his house, ducking mosquitos larger than him and poisonous frogs leaping out of nowhere.
>He finds that some roos have broken through the back door again and wrecked the place, he boxes them into submission and wrestles them to the ground, throwing them out by their tails.
>He loads up 4chan because it's the only site that will function with his country's internet speeds.
>"Come to Australia" he says, "it's so nice in Australia"
>>70304809
Queensland master state checking in. Few chinks, mostly Kiwi bros. Best state in Ozland.
>>70305583
>>70305662
>>70305760
>>70304996
not too far off that m99p chicken mayo
>>70304809
>92% white
This will be our downfall. We were barely holding it together at 99% white. We're practically China now.
>>70305583
Inaccurate.
We are also very welcoming and friendly people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f_p0CgPeyA
>>70304809
dont believe any of these lies. its shit and we're full. dont even look into it.
Don't bother coming here unless you're white. The country is already fucked from all the gooks and sand niggers.
We have hardly any personal freedoms and we're taxed out the fucking ass for shitty infrastructure and shitty social services.
Our "free" medical care is pathetic so you have to pay for private insurance anyway if you want quality care that doesn't involve 6 year wait times.
Fuck I hate this country.
>>70305829
>>70306192
This. 10 million chinks and you can't even get a decent Chinese meal without the pigs fucking your day up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEsZkTTgydc&nohtml5=False
Can I come Ausbro?
My family lives in Brisbane. Is it easy to get in if you already have a bunch of family living there?
Too hot though.
Even this place is too hot.
>tfw never seen snow in my life
>>70304809
its a real shame we're fucking full
Indian-Australian here. AMA.
;)
>>70305829
koalas carry stds. that persons face is fucked.
>>70306388
You guys take card mate?
An old cracked.com article once told me you cunts have the most amount of sex per year. Is this true?
>>70306272
>are you waiting to receive my limp penis?
Oh my fucking god.
You aussies
>>70306388
Hey mate can you put some air freshener in your cab you smelly curry nigger?
Also maybe drive it into the ocean and sail back home cheers.
>>70306272
>Still shitposting while being hauled off to prison
The true Aussie way
>>70306469
>An old cracked.com article once told me you cunts have the most amount of sex per year. Is this true?
i dont know. i dont get any #sadface
>>70306321
Are you a violent African? If not you'll just have to go full Irish. Move here, work in construction, have a couple of kids with a native and then hop out the window every time immigration kicks down your door.
>>70304809
Australia is the best country in the whole of the world.
australia people very famous. good cricket.
many world cup winners.
>>70306388
If you pull over real quick at the ATM m8, I can jump out and get some cash? You trust me right?
>>70306321
Yes it's much easier for brits to come in, cause of our European heritage and union jack
So basically you are top priority over other countries, you would still have to pass the immigration laws but you will still have a good chance of coming
>>70304809
>>70306688
It's not Israel but it's a close second.
>>70306688
Dammit, what even is "cricket"?
I keep hearing people talking about it.
Don't you guys have football?
>>70306688
POO
>>70306688
I don't know what you're up to Panjeet, but I suggest you knock it off before I figure out what it is.
>>70306794
This video explains cricket perfectly in a nutshell, and also explains why Australia is the best and all other countries are simply just not as good as us.
*trigger warning for New Zealanders*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIjCpPStHnE&nohtml5=False
>>70306739
Once UK leaves EU they might actually have a treaty to free roam between Canada, Aus, NZ, and UK.
>>70306791
true that. is it true you guys have compulsary voting?
>>70306794
No we keep hitting shit instead of the ball.
>>70306803
stop it cuckchan. i'm scare.
>>70306850
: ^ ) i'm just telling truth.
australia is best country.
some of my friends are there.
>>70306388
You aren't aloud to talk on your phone while you drive the taxi pajeet.
Which is the best kountry in the world and why is it australia?
this video is awesome. I don't really know shit about Australian politics, but this made me kek hard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDLAUmqp8f4
I miss Australia
:(
>>70304809
>best place to live
>can't own firearms
>millions of sq miles of open space
Absolutely disgusting
>>70307194
We can own them but it's just a huge hassle and we can't own anything decent.
>>70307194
>can't own firearms
Implying they need any, sorry but they don't have to protect themselves from niggers, and the government is busy fucking each other up to even try attacking the citizen.
>millions of sq miles of open space
>This is a negative according to amerifat.
KYS.
>>70306922
>is it true you guys have compulsory voting?
yeah we do. get fined if you dont turn up.
>>70307050
Hands free.
Speaking of which, have you ever seen someone from the sub-continent not on a phone?
Who owns these international calling card companies? They could fund a moon colony off of Indian and Bangladeshi customers.
>>70307105
I wonder how this would go down with Obama.
>>70307117
I want to move to Alaska and eat salmon.
I want to be like the Unabomber except without the bomber part.
Wish I was part of MKUltra
>>70307311
fuggg.
>>70307117
What's your name?
>>70307377
>be american
>tries to meet president for a little banter.
>gets shot.
>>70307105
what an annoying loud mouth.
>>70307117
beach porn
>>70307413
You gotta vote m8. That way you have the right to demand centrelink or tell the cops to fuck off and that you pay their wages when they try to pin a fine on your for having a little tinkle against a shop window.
It's their own fault for putting those ghastly anti-junkie lights in our public toilets. No one wants to piss in a UFO.
>>70307469
Nico
>>70307508
>Jewish puppet detected.
Never take these lists too seriously.
We held that title a few years ago. It didn't mean shit then either.
>>70305260
mfw that is my name
wfw i am no longer muslim but still seen as an outsider
>>70307413
a lot of people just go and draw a dick on the ballot paper.
>>70307645
>puppet
>>70307701
tell people to call you alan or something.
>>70307740
that's what a girl from Aus told me too. " you can go and draw a dick on the paper no one cares."
lel, I think it's pretty cool.
>>70307620
are there any exceptions to the rule? I'm sure being sick is one. but how about religious freedom?
I've never enrolled to vote and missed like 10 elections already. Feels good man.
They eventually gave up sending letters threatening to slap me with a wet lettuce leaf.
Australian Electoral Cucks.
>>70307642
Oh. I met a Finnish bloke called Atte. Cool bloke.
>>70307701
Change your name to Spyros. Claim your Greek. You'll be fine then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuG-NIo17lQ
>>70305199
Melbourne's public transport and civic planning are actually the best in the world mate. Hook turns are easy if you're not a stupid chick or a nigger.
The problem with Melbourne is it's full of Indians, Chinese and disgusting fucking liberal faggots.
Still a few decent people here. But we are few.
What's surprising is how many of these liberal chicks will accept my right wing views in the name of a good dicking. Clearly the liberal faggots can't fuck properly.
>>70307904
What do you mean religious freedom?
You have to vote. You can't vote based on religion you muppet. You vote based on whose going to give you the best welfare or whatever.
>>70307642
COUSIN
>>70308352
i've heard some people claim their religion doesn't allow voting or something so they're exempted.
>>70308339
Australian women are best women.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoF_fa9TMDk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZb4vwMV8lY
>>70308339
>What's surprising is how many of these liberal chicks will accept my right wing views in the name of a good dicking. Clearly the liberal faggots can't fuck properly.
Nice fantasy you have there, Bazza.
>>70304809
sorry annon i dont like spiders
>>70308409
what like how jews cant work on the sabbath? what religions cant vote?
>>70307117
Tfw noosa is just 20min up the road and beaches like that are everywhere around here
>>70308409
I don't think so.
They should be deported if they're religious extremists.
>>70304809
>literally four cities total
>population of two average US states combined
>most of the country is totally uninhabitable wasteland
>expensive as all fuck because of libtard legislation
>shitbox 2000 sq ft house costs $1.2mil USD
>no guns
>12 pack of beer costs $30
yeah you convicts sure have built a nice country all right
>>70308698
nice. i only live 30mins from the beach but didnt swim once this summer.
>>70309198
lol neither desu, but its nice to know their there.
>>70308969
Don't even try it faggot
>>70307194
We have plenty of firearms. We just are allowed the ones that will do the job we need. Pretty easy to get the standard A/B license, need semi auto? Get a higher license. You can even own tanks and canon here and we can still do all the same shit the yanks can do, just not with semi-autos, unless you have that license.
>>70309794
what point are you trying to prove?
illegal spics breed like rabbits. this is why we need to fix our immigration policies.
my point stands that your country is retardedly expensive for no fucking reason.
>>70306916
You fucking cunts with your underarm bowls fuck off and play fair you cunts. At least we'll always have rugby and [spoiler]pavlovas[/spoiler]
>>70306916
>cricket
so basically someone watched baseball on LSD, took an intercontinental ocean liner, and then tried to explain it to a bunch of illiterate strangers.
>>70309859
Fuck off mate, our firearms laws are shithouse.
>>70314892
how terrible are they really? have you ever tried to buy a gun?
I look online at AUS gun websites and everything is like 3-4x more expensive than in murrica, plus your selection is absolute garbage.
>>70304809
DROPPED
>>70304809
2nd in HDI is pretty good, but remind me again, who is 1st? : ^ )
>>70317525
somalia
Beer is expensive. (No we dont drink Fosters) @$15/6 pack $40/24 carton.
Everything is expensive. Rent, Food, Gas.
10% GST (goods and services tax is included in the price)
MOstly a two part political system with the worst fucktards on the planet inside them.
Saudi Arabia is our second largest bond holder
Our Central Bank is private ( Owned by the Crown--->Read Queen)
Most Australians are ignorant about finance
Real Estate is off the chain ($325k for a new 47m2 shit box even in Perth)
Guns you can get them legally and yes they are way too expensive and every state has a different law governing them. Western Australia being the worst. (No semi-automatic rifles) and all long guns must have a property support letter or gun club support letter.
We had a Fabian Socialist Labor Prime Minister that was a lesbian and had a beard ( Poor Timmy) so we know how you feel have BHO.
On the plus side.... we have clean beaches but with sharks.
Oh drugs are really expensive and the weed is shit and hard to come by.
You get piss tested at most jobs now days. So weed stay is your system for 4-7 weeks.
Governments benefits are only given to people who never really contribute to society. Most new camel jockeys and kiwis straight off their flights from broken NZ.
Mobile service with the main provider is garbage
Girls are cute but some are just mingas with attitudes.
They have topless/skimpy waitresses which arent really topless. You see more at the beach.
Workers are great expect for the government near-do-wells.
No free speech (reference Brendan Oconnell) put in jail for handing out anti-Zoinist leaflets.
Australia is only the best place to live in Sid Myers Cililization.
>>70306388
Are Indians actually aware that they stink, and choose not to do anything about it? Or Indians are so desensitised by it and think they smell normal?
