how much do you earn?
How much do they earn?
Spend all your savings in bitcoins.
You are welcomed.
>>70304581
Basically they're millionaires and I'm working part time minimum wage. If I give them money it's like 1cent in a stack of hundreds
>>70304502
why would you be giving them money?
>>70304649
I'm abroad and they pay for my rent n food
It's funny that boomers expect their children to pay rent when they singlehandedly ruined their children's future. The cheek of it is almost too much to bear.
>>70304599
my mum actually has some investment in it
>>70304502
FUCKING SAVE THE MONEY
Jesus, people sometimes don't know the power of saving money for long periods and then make some good invesments. Go to /biz/ and if you know how to browse you will find some good info.
>>70304709
M8, if they pay for that and you are making money, why not just pay the rent and stuff yourself?
Unless you aren't making enough I suppose, though you can defs pay for the food
>>70304502
If you're actually serious about helping them out, your first step should be to meet and talk to them in person. Take them out for lunch or dinner or something and raise the topic with both of them together.
You don't use a text message for this sort of thing, it's a pretty big deal.
Also, don't ask them if they want you to, because it makes them look like dickheads if they accept. Tell them that YOU want to. If you don't really want to, you shouldn't even offer in the first place.
>>70304824
I do want to but my parents spoil the shit out of me. The thing is to them it isn't a big deal because we're well off. Very much so
>>70304502
If your parents dont want the money, might as well send it to me, right?
>>70305054
kek, shekels are shekels, i'd take some too
>>70305054
kek
Save your money
>>70305253
$ave dat money
https://youtu.be/yvHYWD29ZNY
>>70305054
jej
>>70304502
When my parents refused to accept my money when I tried to pay them back I just rented out a hall, invited all of my family and had it catered.
Everyone had a blast and I felt good about spending 3k on an elaborate anniversary gift for them.
>>70305483
Yeah I've been thinking of getting them something nice
>>70304502
Hey retard listen up. You sound coddled and spoonfed as fuck. Here's what you're gonna do. Save your money. Put it towards something that will either
a) make you more money
b) better you somehow in life
Mom and dad pay for you not because they way you to eventually pay it back and settle into NEETdom, they invested in you so you could be like them. You just seem to dense to realize.
You don't owe them money. You own them a successful son.
>>70304502
can your give me $6 OP. I need something for my tablet.
>>70305054
sorry. just had to reply twice
>>70304502
listen to your dad's advice - you should give your money to the jewish bankers, not to your parents
>>70305498
>You sound coddled and spoonfed as fuck
that's true
> Save your money
about 1k already
>Put it towards something that will either
a) make you more money
I'm going back to uni to major in accounting or marketing
>>70305498
This. They are investing in your future.
>>70305613
we don't have jewish banks here unfortunately
>>70305658
>about 1k
>going "back" to uni
How old are you?
>>70304633
You knew they wouldn't be taking your money, that's why you offered in the first place you manipulative, brown-nose little shit.
I would hate you if you were my brother or cousin or something
>>70305737
19 :((((((((((
>>70305716
Bullshit.
>>70305751
fuck off russia 4.0 I legitimately want to give them money and to me it's more of a symbolic gesture because we don't really need the money
>>70305752
If you're still in your uni course you aren't going back to uni you dipshit you're just continuing your current course.
You made it sound like you're 25 and after dropping out of uni only managed to save up 1 grand.
>>70305784
>BNZ
>ANZ
>Local NZ shit
>Westpac
>ASB
pretty much it. maybe they have some jew strings attached?
>>70305849
no no I did drop out of uni when i was 18, became neet and now I'm not. Of course the highest concentration of dipshits are still people in their teens ie: me
>>70305658
1k is not very much. You don't owe your parents anything. They signed up for "whatever happens" when they gave birth to you. Just be good to them when they're old for being good to you when they raised you
>>70305795
>want to legitimately give them a symbolic gesture
Yeah, naah. The cost of raising you from birth is in the tens of thousands and that's just for a regular child, if you're the child of millionaires you were no doubt spoiled with all kinds of bullshit you could never pay back.
>>70305931
>dropped out at 18
When exactly did you start uni?
>>70305795
God I hate your face already. I bet that if you were running a little dry, you wouldn't be offering shit. What a brown nose.
"Here mom I can offer you 200€ if you keep sending me these mounthly 600s please"
>>70305931
Son, is that you
why aren't you preparing for your marketing/accounting degree?
stop shitposting on 4chan
>>70305988
>if you're the child of millionaires you were no doubt spoiled with all kinds of bullshit you could never pay back.
not true. My parents are pretty based and had this strange rule of only wearing nice clothes on the weekend, the rest would be target tier clothing. I never had a phone as a kid and my brothers and I shared a computer. Sure we had a play station 2 and lots of pirated games but that's about it. make of it what you will :/
>dropped out at 18
>When exactly did you start uni?
18
>>70306056
don't tell me what to do dad!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liQ8K8fRMIA
>>70306171
I'll leave Neetdom soon and go to Auckland uni
how fat are you, and what way do you wear your fedora?
>>70306171
Ah, of course, the eccentric millionaire routine.
>>70306171
There's no point trying to convince you you had a silver spoon shoved through your mouth. I have never seen your personal life and you have never lived as an actual poor person to know what being poor means.
All I can tell you is you stop making token gestures to your parents and start saving up $20,000 after you have it you tell your parents you want their help to make it grow. From there assuming they didn't win powerball or something, they'll be able to help you invest it and will feel pride. It will be much more important to them than the token shit you're offering them now which even you admit they have no use for.
>>70304502
let's trade parents please
>meanwhile in flipland
MOM: son, where is your monies? you good for nothing shit? gib monies!
>>70306350
the fuck are you talking about?
I weigh I think 55kg??? I have a brown baseball hat no fedora sorry
>>70306468
>leaving the sticker on
>Mac
>>70306421
>stop making token gestures to your parents and start saving up $20,000 after you have it you tell your parents you want their help to make it grow.
sounds like a good plan
>>70306549
not my mac btw. I'm borrowing my brothers because my other computer fuckin broke
>>70304502
>New Zealand
Knew something wasn't quite right.
>>70305483
you sound like such a whiny bitch.
>>70307345
whoops wrong one
>offer them shekels
>they refuse shekels
Where's the problem? Best possible outcome for you.
>>70305989
you sound like such a whinny little faggot
>>70307464
I know but it doesn't feel right hoarding all this money
>>70306468
>55kg
>snapback
>Mac
I can tell your a scrawny little hipster
>>70307665
Don't be a beta faggot, there's nothing wrong with hoarding money. Invest in something.
>>70306468
>55 kg
What the fuck
>>70307665
>1 grand
>I'm such a hoarder
Don't spend it all in one place, son.
>>70307845
life is strange isn't it?
>>70308082
well it isn't peanuts money either
>>70307929
okay. I'll take your word for it
>>70304599
>bitcoin
>investing in ephemereal assets
lol 2bh
>>70308628
Yes it is
Even for a cum guzzling minimum wage earner thats two weeks dosh.
Less than a day for non negroids
No one over 20 has WhatsApp.
0/10 for effort.
ITT: People jealous of OP for being a millionaire.
>>70306468
>55kg
Retarded hipster manlet
>>70309798
Being a millionaire in New Zealand is a lot easier than being a millionaire in the US
