>mary mysteriously gets pregnant
>joseph doesn't question it at all
was he a cuck?
He was just american
>>70303415
I was thinking about this earlier today.
Cucked by God dude. That feel must be unbearable.
>>70303778
I'd be proud if anything.
Imagining marrying a woman that even God found irresistible.
>>70303814
Also if he is the son of god, doesn't that kind of make him a nephilim.
>>70303415
>forced to marry a man decades older
>have to deal with his children from pervious wives
>all while a teen and pregnant
Yeah Joseph wasn't the one cucked m8
>>70303415
He questioned it a lot.
An angel spoke to him in a dream and told him what was up.
>>70303415
He did question it though. He almost left her until Gabriel was like "nah bruh chill I know it's weird but God put a baby in her. Like He didn't fuck her though, y'feel me? The Holy Spirit just did His thang and poof fucking baby magic. Don't sweat it man that's the Son of God in there."
You'd know if you ever bothered reading the bible.
Adam was the first cuck.
The snake in the garden tempted Eve while Adam was off being a faggot somewhere...
>>70303415
Read the Gospel of Mary which has the true story.
Joseph was of course outraged by Mary's slutting around. He was going to call off the engagement.
Then being a good cuck he "had a dream" that the boy was a virgin birth. So he raised another man's son. Christianity at its very origin was steeped in cuckoldry.
>be a jew in roman occupied palestine
>get cucked by BIG ROMAN COCK by a random legionnaire
>tells me it was god
>mfw my wife's son ends up getting executed by the romans for causing trouble
>>70303778
So, praying is basically prepping the bull?
>>70303943
This also explains why Jesus (his real name Joshua in Aramaic language) was such a trouble maker - he was the son of Chad the lad.
ITT; wew
>>70303928
Gabriel was a bro i guess
>>70303415
>I have never read the Bible
>>70304013
I guess so, except God didn't really fuck her, he just put the baby there. Like an alien trying to make a half-breed
>>70303943
>true story
Topkek
>>70303979
>mfw he was a good boy and didn't do nuffin
>he worked hard as a carpenter erryday
>he just liked spending time with his friends and establishing the New Covenant
>We need more money for dem parishes
>>70303415
Yes he was a cuck. As yourself what is more likely, that god himself came down and made her pregnant with his son, or that she is lying and claiming immaculate devine conception like so many women over time has done before and after that? Yeah one of those seem a lot more logical
>>70303941
The snake might even have literally fucked her butt and it wouldn't have been notable enough to mention because there was a lot of shit to go over in that book and that wasn't even a sin yet.
>>70304419
do you think he called jesus "my son" or "my wife's son"?
>>70303844
no. nephilim means fallen one.
Don't talk to me or my God's son ever again
>>70304609
Assuming how big of a cuck he was, he probably called jesus "my son"
>>70303415
>mary mysteriously gets pregnant
>joseph doesn't question it at all
>the child is worshipped by 2.4 billions of people
>>70303943
If christianity is the source of the cuckery why the whites only became cucked after they left it ?
Why christian eastern europeans aren't cucked ?
Why christian niggers aren't cucked ?
