>>70300547
we dont hire kiwis
>>70300547
your shit attempt at a joke is disgraceful, get the fuck outta my sight before i kick your teeth in you little punk
No shirt no shoes no service, get out.
>>70300547
Perfect. You're hired. Your first job is to hand out these fliers in the muslim ghetto downtown.
>>70300547
the sign on the front door clearly says "no kiwis allowed", now get out
>>70300547
>>70300547
Is this guy dangerous?
Oh, sorry. We only accept people who have hair in six parts of their bodies including both heads.
oh, for the shitposting position? you're hired, first order of business kill yourself
Sorry, I don't hire Americans.
>>70300783
only to his family's honor.
>>70300547
>ZIK HAIL
>>70300644
>>70300905
hey OP's the badass
The irony is that he looks like his grandfathers either got annexed or fought for the Soviets.
Hired desu.
>>70300547
Go ahead and sit down.
>ZIK HAIL
Fired.
kek, this reminds me of when I was in Tennessee and wanted a quick job so I went to the temp agency. Dude sitting next to me had this big swastica tattoo on his neck, told me he'd applied that morning and got called back fro a job 4 hours later. After that, I hated people claiming you can't find work in eastern tennessee.
>>70301160
a long comes a nigger
>>70300547
Great mustache kid, we always look for employees who can tongue ass and simultaneously buff nuts.
> ZIK HAIL
> ZIK
What did he mean by this?
