Is it so hard to peel a clementine?
>clementine
Do people actually use that word? I've only known two types of "oranges" and thats an Orange and Mandarin Oranges.
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They're called Mandarins you stupid kraut cunt
>>70300739
What
There's satsumas too
It's hard enough to make them eat fruits, peeling it would just discourage them even more.
>>70300526
pls dont bully
stahp
>>70300526
>Is it so hard to peel a mandarin?
And would the added convenience of having it pre-peeled really outweigh the disgust at the knowledge that some below minimum wage filthy Mexican worker has had his hands on your food? Breathing his taco-flavoured breath all over it?
Not to mention that just the exposure to the air harms the quality of the fruit.
What a fucked up country.
>>70300849
Tangerines, too.
Is it hard to prep a bull?
That's the free market at work baby!!
WOOO!
CAPITALISM !!!!!!!!!!!
>>70300526
The peel has industrial uses for making solvents, vitamins, etc why let it just end up in the garbage?
>>70300526
>have oranges but they have peels on them
why even live?
>>70300526
Don't see the problem. These fuckers are a bitch to peel and doing it makes your hands smell.
Fucking lefty hippies will make a big deal out of anything nowadays.
> replacing citrus natural skin with plastic toxic packaging
kek
Only in the US
Do they sell activated almonds, too?
>>70300526
Is it possible to grow an orange without a peel?
>>70300924
Why dont you tell me?
>>70301011
Obviously, it's shown in the picture
>Not eating the peel
ALRIGHT COMRADES This is clear signal that CAPITALISM is NOT WORKING.
Please give us your power and money so we can arrange your life in more efficient way and redistribute wealth to poor.
We promise COMRADES that once we get power we wont use it to crush you.
VIVA LA REVOLUTION FREE EVERYTHING
>>70300774
Not the same thing you fucking wombat.
>>70300526
Is it so hard, Klaus, to have a boarder? I'd rather pay for a peeled orange if wanted, over being fucked in the ass by a wild, ferrel sand nigger any day of the week.
>>70300526
Yes. Many Americans bite their nails leaving them unsuitable for peeling oranges.
>>70301071
The peel's only good in tea or marmalade.
>>70300526
Only peasants peel their own fruit. Us Royal Americans shouldn't be bother with something so lowly.
>>70300526
It's a fuckin orange, fag.
>>70301094
hey, wombats are cute, dont call that rooshagger that its an inslut to wombats
>>70300982
>go to concert in Paris
>die in terrorist attack
Lol
>>70300526
I'm lazy to peel them. I'm just washing them and cut into slices.
>>70300739
clementines don't have pits, mandarines have.
clementines and mandarines are not oranges.
>>70301212
>be american
>get shot
lmao americans truly are the scum of the earth
they are literally owned and controlled by jews lmaoo and they cant even satisfy their own women, they let their farm equiptment fuck them. lmaooo fucking fat losers.
Their stubby fingers aren't nimble enough, I'm afraid
>>70300526
its called having a shit load of money.
if Germans didn't get blamed for crimes they didn't commit, you might have some spic peel your oranges too.
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>>70301000
Of course, its kind of a waste of money, since all you have to do is soak almonds in water overnight, so people generally prefer to buy almond milk if they spend extra money.
>>70301212
>be American
>Buying pre-peeled oranges because my hands are too fat and stubby to peel them
>Someone accidentally sits on their gun
>Got shot
>>70301011
Yes.
All you really need is the seed and some good dirt, sun, water and time.
>>70301139
>Royal
you fucking filth
REAL American Patriots spilled their blood so that this land wouldn't be have to bow to "royalty".
Go back to Shitain
>>70301212
> go to work in NYC
> government sends a plane in the building you're in
kek
You are all idiots. The store that sold these almost immediately took them off the shelves because they realized how retarded it was to peel natural packaging then replace it with plastic packaging
>>70301292
BTFO
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>>70301373
It's still funny, though.
>>70301212
>be an American
>get shot
>somehow survive
>$300,000 medical bill
>say you can't pay
>doctor is a nigger
>get shot
>>70300526
> Americans are fat and lazy
> Let's shame them when trying to make it easier to eat healthy on the go
Fuck off, I'm driving.
>>70301246
>be polish
>no one gives a fuck
>>70301292
>be British
>Orwellian level government surveillance
>London is a nigger and Muslim town
>use a spoon to butter your toast
>bad teeth
>>70301212
>be american
>get blown up by sandniggers in planes
>be american firefighter
>get crushed by building
>be american jew
>get rich
>>70301292
>Be bongistanian
>Stub toe
>Shout "Motherfucker!"
>Be jailed for 10 years for anti-social behaviour, disturbing the peace, and hate crimes
>Wife and daughter raped by pakis in the meantime
You guys are dumb. This isn't done out of catering to laziness. The grocery store removes the skin because it's been damaged or bruised, but the fruit is still fine. This way they can still sell the fruit without throwing it away since no one will buy the bruised version.
You fucking mongs.
>>70301373
Sure.
>>70301490
>implying australia is any different
topkek
>>70300526
Why does yogurt, which is sour and nasty, have such a sweat name, but sour cream, which is actually kind of sweat, gets sour in its name?
IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND
>>70301428
>Be from UK
>Get stabbed by nigger for your wallet
>Go to NHS hospital
>Doctor is a paki who can't speak english
>Treats you with leaches and holistic medicine
>Die
>>70300981
>implying orange smell is something bad
bitches sniffing my hands after an orange session
>>70301558
Fuck you, yoghurt is great.
>Be American
>Can't handle bants
>Reply to every insult in thread with tears in eyes
>Crying too much for fat heart
>Blame niggers and jews when clearly just bad at being white
>Get shot
>>70301490
>be australian
>buy some Lindt
>get shot
>fuck off I'm full
What's with all the Aussies riding Americas cock lately?
>>70301619
Libertarian cucks obsessed with muh guns culture
>>70301558
>Yogurt
>nasty
You best be jesting
>>70301558
true dat
we call sour cream something like "the upper part of milk" - tejföl
I never understood the whole sour cream thing
>>70301658
That explains it.
>>70301619
Greatest country on earth.
All other countries are pathetic and wish they were like it.
Case in point, /pol/ would be illegal in most countries
>>70301558
How is yogurt a sweat (sic) name, gurt sounds like a name for the gunk they clean out of an airplane exhaust between trips.
>>70300526
Well I don't know about our Ameribros but our clementines look like pic attached, would you really want to touch it?
>>70301710
t. American
>>70301619
>>70301667
>>70301597
Unless you're eating high % fat yogurt, it tastes like ass
You're probably eating at least 10%
>>70301775
Never trust an aussie one minute you're tetearing some Germans a new asshole the next you're getting gangbanged by some Aussies.
>>70301375
>Be 1/4 of australia's flag
>Bite the entire orange
>avoid witchcraft like nailclippers and a toothbrush
>feel superior
>>70301842
Aussies are very loyal, Italy.
You're just jealous you're not white
>>70300526
they sell oranges in the same way here sometimes
>all that plastic waste
feeling mads, lads.
>>70301893
They're as loyal as a snake.
>>70301842
Fuck America and Americans, nothing but useless niggers tbhfam
>>70301603
>Be Australian
>Abos constantly insult you for speaking Mandarin with your friends
>Can't cry because eyes are too narrow
>Walk to store to buy rice
>Get bit by snake
>Fuck off were full.
>>70301814
they're eating sweetened commerce fruit-flavored yogurt, don't even listen to them
yogurt is supposed to be sour and horrible to give characteristics to food
you wouldn't eat salt on its own, would ya?
>>70300526
I have never seen one of these pre-peeled oranges before. But it seems like a good idea to me. You can eat it in your car and not make a mess with all the fucking peels everywhere.
>tfw Australia is America's real greatest ally
Sorry Canada, I see you're trying to step up to Australia's game but it just ain't working.
>>70301950
>implying
I don't consider that shit to be yogurt. I only eat yogurt with bread
>>70301964
Well said m8
>>70302043
>yogurt with bread
What the fuck, Indonesia
>>70301986
>be american
>bix nood mofugga black lives matter
>goto whitehouse
>>70301814
The packaging says I'm eating natural unsweetened yogurt. I like it.
>>70300963
Germans don't understand anything beyond what's in the Holy Koran.
>Be american
>Be black
>>70302073
>he's never dipped his bread in yogurt
You're missing out
>>70301986
Fuck that was actually pretty funny mate
>>70302131
Why not just spread it on like butter?
>>70302131
I eat fruit with yogurt you weird nigger
>>70300526
I see stuff like this all the time when I go shopping, it's pathetic. You can buy a bag of diced onions, it takes 15 seconds to chop up a fucking onion
>>70302171
Well you can do that too, but it just feels better to eat it by taking a loaf, dipping it, and biting into it
>>70302137
I agree.
Top bants from our American friend
>>70302227
Wouldn't they go nasty and brown like London real quick from all the exposed surface area
>paying for peeled oranges
>outer white pulp not completely removed
Are you fucking kidding me?!
>>70301428
>be American
> get shot
> survive
> $1,000,000 medical bill
> ($300,000 will barely cover getting admitted)
> can't pay
> start GoFundMe site
> start KickStarter site
> bring in $10,000,000
> fart in hand
> sniff hand
> fuck yeah
> smells like freedom
>>70301579
>be from Australia
>peel the orange
>huge ass croco-spideroo comes out and eats you alive
>>70301834
>you will never experience true freedom
true
>You will never taste a real burger
I can always travel to murica if i really want to
>You will never own a firearm
Im planing to join the military so if all goes well I will
>You will never be part of the greatest civilization in human history
Very true, I cant live in nazi germany :(
>>70302022
I eat yogurt on its own daily because it's cheaper than a sweetened probiotic thing. I'm now wondering if it actually has any of the beneficial internal effects I've been telling myself it has.
>>70302906
You do realise that you won't get to keep your rifle after GMU right? This is not Switzerland. It's not hard to get a rifle/shotgun/handgun legally anyways.
>>70303112
Still need a hunters license to get a rifle
I plan to actually work in the military, ofc I do not get to keep it after service but you know its kind of "mine"
>>70303298
Which you can get after a weekend class, so not really that hard.. A pistol takes a bit longer yes, but not hard either.
Sure, it's yours in a sense that you don't share it with anyone else, but it cannot leave the base unless war/exercise. So saying you own a firearm just because you are in the military is not really true..
>>70300526
Is it so hard to remove kebab?
>>70303759
Ask Spain. Mudshits took over for about 700 years.
It's easier to unwrap a McDouble
>Peel a clementine
L-lewd
>>70301446
>spoon
Lost it.
>>70300526
For an European that might seem hilarious, however it might be a pretty good deal for Americans as there is no hidden high fructose corn syrup between the peel and the edible part of the fruit.
>>70300526
to be fair peeling them makes your hand stink and orange gets under your nails. Not the best unless you can wash your hands afterwards
>>70304177
>he doesn't inject HFCS directly into his veins
>>70300526
There is a literal market for peeled packaged oranges, they go for $2 a pop.
Somebody will exploit that market.
>>70300526
is it so hard not to be a cuck?
>>70301583
Actual dogs don't count.
>>70300526
>Is it so hard to peel a clementine?
These are for those people who can't peel citruses properly.
Like for those guys with missing fingers. Or hands.
Normalfags just buy them too because they're fucking lazy, even when they fully know who's the actual target customer were.
>>70301280
How do I deactivate my almonds?
I don't want them to consume electricity when I leave them in the cupboard over night.
>>70305304
Nice image.
>>70301280
Here's my favorite one. Normally you dry rice out for easy transport and storage, but these days who has time to cook rice for 20 minutes. Even automatic rice cookers, which are cheap and work very well, are too much trouble for some people.
Yes it's cooked UHT-preserved rice WITH THE WATER AND EVERYTHING. Just peel away the plastic and eat.
>>70300849
Do kumquats count?
They look like little oranges
>>70305718
Dehydrate them, put them in the oven (or preferably a toaster oven) on its low setting for 45 minutes or let them get a day of sun.
Electricity is just a measure of heat, there will always be heat transfers and electricity leaks between the environment that you can not stop, the process of evaporation itself will transfer a lot of energy to the environment.
>>70301094
Kek great post finland :DD
>>70302571
I ate two oranges while reading this thread.
>>70305822
Most people's tap water is made of lead these days, so even the water needs to be safe from the factory packaging.
>>70305822
>a lot of people dont own/uses reusable food containers
>a lot of people dont buy/cook food in bulk
>companies invent a way for you to stuff your face because otherwise you'd be never buy their products
Meh, simple economics. Don't like it? don't buy it.
>>70305631
>be me, have no hands
>walk to local supermarket to buy delicious fresh citrus
>walk past aisles of juicy, mouth-watering oranges, bananas, mandarins... all taunting me with their impenetrable carapaces
>fighting back tears of yearning, continue towards refrigerated fruits and vegetables
>see rows upon rows of pre-peeled clementines, shining like so many golden nuggets under the fluorescent lamps
>involuntarily gasp and stand in awe for a moment before emptying the shelves, sweeping dozens of clementines into my trolley with my atrophied stumps
>barely able to contain my saliva as I pay for my bounty at the checkout
>run home, bags of clementines bumping at my ribs as they dangle from my shoulders and neck
>get home
>dash to the kitchen
>fling open a bag of clementines
>push a box onto the counter with my stumps
>a box
>the clementines are in a box
>and I have no hands
>mfw I now have 52 completely impentrable plastic boxes of pre-peeled clementines that are rotting in the corner of kitchen, taunting me
>>70304102
>>70306107
>>70306612
Amazing. I hope one day we can break an aussie's computer that way.
>>70300526
>Lazy
Nah, we're just to busy fucking your women who moved away when you imported refugees
>>70305954
So I lose electricity either way.
God damn these stealing activated almonds!
No one told me they were a one-way switch. Who know what else these almonds activated while they were in the cupboard. I might have a whole cupboard of activated stuff just sucking the juice out of thin air!
>>70306436
>EBT is a form of subsidy for the prepared foods industry
It all makes such crystal clear sense to me now.
>>70306958
I just told you it goes both ways, though.
Activated = Hydrated
Deactivated = Dehydrated
Made RIGHT here (right heeeeeere)
>>70307641
Activated doesn't mean shit.
Soaking nuts is an ancient practice and it helps you to digest them but calling soaked (or soaked and dried) nuts activated means the marketing people have gotten to you.
Here read this:
http://www.westonaprice.org/health-topics/living-with-phytic-acid/
>Go to store
>See pile of oranges with skin
>Buy one
>Go home
>Peel it with hands
>Eat
>>70307641
Ameribro, I hope you realise I was just joking.
Now, if only these almonds could be put in a power-down state...
>>70307779
>helps you to digest them
>doesn't mean shit
Why did you present an entire article on the benefits of activating your almonds while you were trying to discourage it?
I already said you should just do it yourself and if you want to spend ludicrous amounts of money on almonds, almond milk is the route most yuppies go.
>>70307993
Nah, you don't have to lie, you didn't know what it meant to activate almonds, you can admit it, we can't judge you anonymously.
>>70305822
Embrace the future
>>70308207
I wonder how special it REALLY is though.
Oh and look!
>It's Pasta ANY TIME NIGGA!
Pasta takes anywhere from 6-10 minutes to cook, that's too much time for today's on the go families.
I could see old people making use of pre-peeled oranges. Not that old people shop at Whole Paycheck, but I mean in the general case.
>>70308100
I'm not, I'm saying knock off the 'activated' jargon and use soaked. Not only is it one syllable less, it's not marketing speak.
Activated almonds are a meme name for soaked almonds. That's all I'm saying.
>how about a shelf stable ready to eat "bacon scramble?"
Not gonna wade through tons of shitposting to see if anyone posted this but these might be good for people with arthritis or anyone with a disability that renders even peeling fruit a painful or difficult task.
>>70308722
Old people prefer these:
To old people stuff in a can or otherwise preserved is a luxury item, it's weird but true.
>>70300526
They don't like extra skin in USA.
>>70308726
I didn't start it, >>70301000 this trips introduced the activated almonds jargon into the thread and that is what soaked almonds are sold as, do you also rage when people say diet soda?
>>70300526
Remeber
>these were hand peeled by a mexican or a black.
>>70309183
Only when people are giant fags about it like you.
>>70308726
Also I would like to point out that your article used the term activated numerous times as if its not even just a marketing term.
>>70309277
I've already written them any number of letters and DDOS'd the site ceaselessly but they still won't see things my way.
>>70300739
My family says clementine.
Maybe you Asian imports just can't into fruit?
>>70300526
Why are Germans so bad at war?
Is it so hard to not try to ruin Europe all the time?
>>70309407
Clementine is literally a brand name for a specific strain of mandarin orange.
You just don't like the word 'mandarin' because you're a chink.
>>70301579
You cheeky cunt
>>70300852
atleast we can grow them faggot
>>70300982
>replacing French citizens with third world sandniggers
>>70309265
Sure thing Mr. Nobody Else Can Use Words I Don't Like
>>70306447
10/10 made me laugh, great bantz
>>70300739
Canadians dont have access to half the stuff in American grocery stores.
I've seen your shops, youre a couple years away from bread lines.
>>70300902
> some below minimum wage filthy Mexican worker has had his hands on your food
All filth and taco smell is removed by dipping it into chlorine solution, so it's absolutely safe to eat.
> exposure to the air harms the quality of the fruit.
The peeled fruit is placed into plastic container, so it won't dry out either.
>>70300963
but this peel is fucking toxic.
why? pesticides. even the "organic" ones are usually not fully pesticide-free.
no, boiling the peel won't help. it's already lost.
>>70307919
What kind of satanic oranges are that?
>>70311022
Most solvents are toxic.
They extract the vitamins from the peel and leave the rest for garbage.
You guys are all retarded its literally meant for old people with arthritis who cant peel fruits, why do you think they cost so much? That generation has the money and motivation to spend
>>70301719
it actually comes from the turkish word yoğurt, which sounds quite different
brits like always, did a number on the word
also genghis khan should actually be spelled as chingis han
>>70305954
>how to deactivate an almond to save electricity
>Dehydrate them, put them in the oven
I only pfft.
>>70306958
So I lose electricity either way.
God damn these stealing activated almonds!
mfw I know who is ALMONDS
You cannot get /pol/ out of your system.
>>70300526
it's not that hard to peel a Clementine, honestly.
>>70300924
You would know.
>eating fruit
might as well just eat candy.
>>70311516
That picture is misleading as fuck since the majority of interracial relationships are between whites and latino/as.
>>70301046
He's just fluffing the mattress
>>70311525
lower concentration of simple sugars and higher concentration of vitamins
fuck off fatlord
>>70311516
so would you
>eating an orange some nasty maxican with poo and ball cheese in between his fingernails peeled.
What a cuntry!
>>70311466
I KNEW IT, activated almonds are the jews of nuts. No wonder they drove me nuts.
And to think that ameribro wanted me to use MORE electricity to fire up an oven and deactivate my activated jew almonds. Only a jew would use ovens as a pretext to hide his true nature. No one would suspect him being a jew if he mentioned ovens!
Thank you polebro, you really put the /pol/ in Poland.
>>70311466
You know you only have wood ovens poland.
>>70300526
pre-peeled is more efficient and saves time, fruit is sold by weight, no peel =lower price, peel is more trash,no longer need to throw it away, comes in plastic container i can reuse to keep things like coins in, America ingenuity wins again, your welcome world
>>70311624
they wanted to trigger the KKK members
>>70311664
>wow vitamin c. its totally like a multivitamin couldnt give me the same thing without the acid and sugar.
>>70300852
Sorry we don't like fruits as much as you guys. You love them so much that you even have one as your leader now.
Do you think they have an actual citrus peeling machine, or is Juan and Jésus standing there 10 hours peeling these things
we havent sold mandarines in norway since the 80s, clementines are superior in every way
>>70300526
The chinese uses the sun dried peel as a cooking spice. I'm not kidding.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chenpi
>>70312803
Jose and Hose B.
>>70312803
they probably peel 15 of them, sell 7 and toss out the others at the end of the day
>>70308207
>>70300526
>literally peeling and eating a navel orange right now
>>70301517
If the skin is damaged or bruised the fruit is not fine.
>>70300526
fuck me, why does everyone have different names for these things? We call them mandarins Americans call them oranges and faggots call them clemintines. What's the deal here?
>>70310751
>bread lines
You mean
SOCIALISM SPONSORED EQUALITY LINES
RIIIIIGHTHHHTTT?!??!?!?!!
>>70300526
We also get pre-made pasta salads from Walmart. It's insane what you can purchase in America.
>>70316137
The small ones are mandarins
The bigger ones oranges
Clementines and tangerines are an in-between
>>70301094
FUCK OFF IF IT QUACKS LIKE A DUCK LOOKS LIKE A DUCK AND TASTES LIKE A DUCK ITS A MANDARIN FOR FUCK SAKE itll be high time before i let a fucking mongol tell me what fruit is what.
There are three things that are a huge pain in the ass when it comes to eating.
>grapefruit
>hardboiled eggs
>foil-wrapped chocolate Easter eggs
Thankfully, you can buy pre-prepared grapefruit and hardboiled eggs here in the land of the free.
We're still working on a solution for the third item.
