what would the world be like if Canada did not exist
A more scary place, Anon.
>>70295738
Less apologies.
>>70295738
It would be terrifying.
People would insult Australia more.
And Canada dosent contribute nothing
>>70295738
Probably the same, except a large portion of what is Canada now would be American and some probably Russian.
>>70295738
Multiculturalism would not be as widespread. The very first national multiculturalism policy was Canada's, instituted in 1971 by Pierre Trudeau.
>>70295738
Canada would be better without our not even delivering weedman PM, that's for sure.
>>70295738
Why does canada exist?
I'm not joking or trolling,
Like french colonists and Canadians fought for independence as well?
I googled it and it's confusing
>>70295738
We only let you live because we're too lazy to take you back and put you traitorous scum to the torch.
>>70296099
they were british slaves and then the brits felt guilty about colonizing the world so they told them they could do their own thing
>>70296099
Yeah the French figured they'd be better off with the British. Probably right move considering they have almost complete autonomy and are 1/4 of the population. They are our subversive jews but 10x as numerous and 100x more racist.
>>70296099
British colony until 1867 when we became a dominion of the empire. An independent nation that still operates under the British crown. We became more independent as time went on, especially after World War I. BY WW2 we were fully independent from Britain but still a member of the commonwealth which is where we remain. From the 60s-80s a bunch of Liberal faggots kept trying to cut us off from our past by changing the flag and writing a new constitution.
>>70296203
do you listen to the shadow the hedgehog soundtrack with headphones or earbuds?
>>70295738
the landmass or just the nation state?
>>70295945
At the time multicultural meant people from the the rest of europe and the odd chinglish hong konger. .
>>70296237
We did the same to you 2bh
>>70296413
It was Israel's fault. We changed the flag during the whole peacekeeping bullshit in the Sinai. Our PM wanted to be a honest broker but Egyptians had only been independent from the crown for a few decades.
Exactly the same
>>70296456
Trudeau Sr. opened the gates to India and Pakistan. He was a shitskin lover no doubt.
>>70296494
nah lad last time I checked you wanted us to pay for saving our asses from the French and we told you to fuck off dad you don't understand me
vastly different from canada
>>70295738
Canada has been not only the downfall of western civilization, but the whole world.
>>70296614
>Vastly
kek, not entirely. We allowed you to become independent. We had our eyes set on India.
>>70296425
either-or, although landmass would probably be the more interesting topic
>>70295738
Less posters pretending to be sjw's on /pol/
>>70296688
Then you should've just fucked off from the beginning
>>70296688
That's like saying you allow someone to win a fight when they kick your ass and you decide to stop before you get too hurt.
You've not allowed us to do anything, you just decided retaliation wasn't worth it.
>>70295738
Literally nothing changes except minus couple shitposters on /pol.
>>70295738
We can only hope that one day it can be achieved.
>>70295738
Less whining, more land.
>>70296840
You are a champion, anon. I only hope that you keep this amazing banter up for as long as you live.
>>70296795
>Murica
>Hurting the biggest empire in the world in anyway
kek, fucking hell you're delusional. We let you leave. You simply weren't worth it. If we really wanted you we would have kept you. You and your backup wouldn't have been able to do a thing.
>>70295738
less shitposting
>>70296745
>Canada
>pretending
>>70296840
why does australila and canada shit post so much?
>>70296318
>figured they'd be better off with the British
>they have almost complete autonomy
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>>70297196
>>70295738
Really bad
I hate Canada, for all these cucks saying they would leave the US if Trump gets elected, I would gladly GLADLY switch places with them
Very mildly different because canada is irrelevant
QUEBEC would be the only country in that area.
>>70297442
Quebec is Muslim
No IMAX
No Poutine,
or Nanaimo Bars
No walkie talkies
No Canadarm
No electric wheelchairs
No prosthetic hands
No electric car heaters
No snowblowers
No SONAR
No jockstraps
No ice hockey
No basketball
No medicinal insulin
No garbage bags
No cardiac pacemakers
No caulking guns
No alkaline batteries
No electric ovens
No egg cartons
No paint rollers
You'd all basically be living in the dark ages.
You're welcome.
Sincerely,
Canada.
>>70297442
quebec is the pluto of countries
>>70297442
Quebec is the only good place, but the government bureaucracy sucks ass.
>>70297567
It's not.
Muslims are like 2% or something here.
>>70297579
wow we're better than the jews
>>70297579
I'm glad some of our intelligence rubbed of Canada.
>>70297579
Don't forget that the Nazis would've won ww2 and the moon landing wouldn't haven't happened without Canada. also canadians invented telephones and cars and airplanes
>>70297673
Canada's 2011 National Household Survey, there were 1,053,945 Muslims in Canada or about 3.2%[
At least 4% by now. Plus ones that don't admit it or are here illegally.
>>70297689
im quite confident the wright brothers were americans
>>70297654
How so? I think we're the most animated country in Canada.
>>70297579
> Implying other countries wouldn't have easily invented most of that
>>70297757
Yeah what he said was inaccurate.
The first jet airliner to cross North America was Canadian made.
>>70297684
for 200 years almost all immigrants were scots and french.. I know the welsh went to au/nz the irish went to america but where did the english go? to the dentist?
>>70295738
Canada could blow away and disappear like a fart in the wind and nobody would even notice.
>>70297828
Fucking hell. Wrong pic.
>>70297757
No they were Canadians but they had to hide it because of racism. Little known fact, Canadians were also slaves in America. More so than blacks. And all Canadians are descended partially from the Kings of Egypt
>>70297860
They still could have despite Canada's existence.
But they didn't.
/pol/ would be slightly less fun
i love bullying our northern neighbors
>>70297883
Crude Oil Imports: https://www.eia.gov/dnav/pet/pet_move_impcus_a2_nus_ep00_im0_mbbl_m.htm
>>70297911
citation needed
>>70297878
kek. The Scots are pretty clever actually.
>>70297684
ATTENTION OFFICAH WILLY BAWB, REAPAWTIN FOH DUDEE SIR, RUHQUESTIN THREAY JILLY WANGERS AND BOBS DE BANGS. ROIGHT ROIGHT SIR AYUH AYUH THE LOBBY DOBBY SWINGERS ARE IN THE JALLY WACKS
>>70297878
No. French Canadians are descended from about 10,000 settlers who came here before the British took over. The French Canadian population grew through births only, and it's the same today because nobody wants to assimilate shitskins
>>70297579
No you.
How do I get to this wonder world?
>Warning: This article contains graphic imagery and coarse language (censored where appropriate).
>BREAKING: Central Asian Detonates Vest in Vancouver City Centre, Trudeau Strengthens Loving Not Policing
>An Central Asian man detonated an explosive-filled vest in Vancouver City Centre, killing 15 people and injuring 17. Witnesses claim that they heard the man shout "A****u Ak**r".
>"The noise was far louder than any traditional Aboriginal drum," said a witness who did not want her name stated.
>A UBC sociologist Richard Greensberg chimed in on this "horrific incident" as an "obvious terrorist attack carried out by white Christian men".
>"A****u Ak**r means, in English, 'God is great'," said Greensberg, "This can only refer to the Christian God."
>In response to this catastrophe, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau stated that he will "double the state's efforts for the good of the citizen", though in a more unusual way.
>"The dark ages of Stephen Harper have long since gone away. We are past the point of punishing people because that just acts as a barrier for acceptance. No, I call upon all Canadians, both our police and the citizens, to show double the love to migrants as before. It is only through this way that terrorism can truly be stopped. Less law enforcement, more love," said Trudeau.
>C**servative leader R*na Ambr*se criticized Trudeau's words as "id*otic, uncompr*hensible and downright su*c*dal".
>"Canada has and is facing the very real threat of terrorism. Love won't get through to them. Only force," said Ambr*se.
>In response to the statement by Ambr*se, the RCMP have arrested and charged her for hate crime including bigotry, xenophobia, and white pride.
>>70297902
Lived in Quebec, Love Quebec, "Je me souviens", etc.
> Oui je parle français.
> Oui je suis francophone.
>BREAKING: Justin Trudeau divorced, says he is ultimately "happy to be standing up for Canadian values of open love"
>Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and former wife,previously named Sophie Grégoire-Trudeau and now named Sophie Grégoire-Trudeau-Zaman, were officially divorced on Tuesday. Yet, neither of the two hold hard feelings against each other.
>In a Skype video interview session with the CBC, Prime Minister Trudeau expresses his feelings of sadness, yet also making clear that he holds no regret.
>"Let me make it very clear. I am incredibly saddened by the separation with Sophie, and it wounds my heart every time I think about it. Yet, if you ask me if I am overall happy or sad, I would have to say that I am happy. I am happy to be standing up for Canadian values of open love, to love whoever you want, whenever you want," said Trudeau.
>Sophie Grégoire-Trudeau-Zaman, three days after the divorce, held a wedding with her new partner, Muhammad Zaman. The wedding was very large scale, with twenty-thousand attendees. When Trudeau was asked if he knew that a wedding was planned, he responded that he completely did not know as she kept it a secret from him.
>"It was amazing! It must have taken many months to prepare for in advance, but she didn't tell me a thing! Make no mistake, I was at the front row cheering my new best friend Sophie as she kissed her well-deserved lover Zaman."
>Muhammad Zaman came to Canada as a Syrian refugee in January 2016. He has committed numerous crimes during his first year in Canada including thefts, rapes, and one murder of an indigenous woman. Most of his crimes were pardoned by the Supreme Court after ruling that Zaman was unacquainted with Canadian culture and did not know how to behave appropriately. Moreover, his wife Sophie has forgiven him of all past misdeeds.
>"My husband is a kind and sweet man who would never truly mean to harm anyone. I fell in love with him at first sight," said Sophie.
>>70298018
2,400,00 french immigrants since WWII, but yeah that counts however many came from the Algeria and African colonies.
>>70298135
Where the fuck exactly did they go then? They're not in Quebec
Here's some more:
No AM radio
No Superman
No canola oil
No snowmobiles
No foghorns
No instant replay
No trivial pursuit
No jolly jumpers (Don't tell me you wouldn't have missed those fuckers)
No plexiglass
No 56k modem
No Java (the programming language)
And no Chris Hadfield
BOOM.
>>70298135
Oh wait, you mean niggers
>>70298052
Immigrate friend. We have lots of Japanese on west coast and never had one complaint or problem. I'm not very open minded about most of the immigrants but can't say I've ever had a problem with a Japanese person
>>70298458
Pussy
>>70298458
Holy cuck. Why don't you just offer to let him fuck your wife as well?
>>70298827
His wife's boyfriend wouldn't approve of that
>>70296318
I live with french canadians (montreal) and fuck youre wrong they aren't racist they are all cucks just like the rest of you the only problem is most of them are too retarded to speak english or a second language but that can be explained by inbreeding in areas like lac st jean and shit the tremblay family is huge but they can be really good friends though even though im american they are really nice to me
>>70298216
like 2 good things, can do without. Nuke it.
>>70298568
Maybe so with the jap's but I've never seen one chimp out or heard of it. I can't say the same for most of the rest of the immigrants. I lived in Vancouver in Surrey and can't begin about the shitstorm there. Hindu's going crazy and whole areas with no English on any stores. Fuck that shit. I lived in the northeast of Calgary and about 20-25% of my high school was white. Fucking zoo there also. The Lebanese we're 3/4 the way to full allah snackbars, I watched a Chinese guy shoot my black Neibor in the head and got ran out of an area they called spic village, by a swarm of bottle throwing spic's. So after that I can say I don't mind the Japanese
>>70299012
Are you 14? You organise your thoughts like shit
>>70298209
kekbeck has the most negroes in the entire country.. most islam too
>>70299106
Ontario and BC are more Islamic. Alberta's up there too.
>>70295738
Canada exists? I thought it was just America is disguise.
>>70295738
Less low quality baits and shitposting
>>70297579
>No garbage bags
>Aww fuck Jim, the place is a mess, what are we going to do with all this garbage?
>put it in a bag
>what, like a bag... But for garbage?
>Yeah
(Tm) Canada
>>70299058
So because of muh anime Japs are somehow ok? Lay off the JAV, will you
>>70299106
If that's what you have to tell yourself to not feel like a cuck, fine. See pic
>>70296099
American loyalists and French fur traders as well as European ex-pat politicians formed a new nation.
We instinctually could not form a union with the US because we inherited a ton of people who hated revolutionaries, British religious fanatics and French people who hated any English people.
The Americans came to Quebec and they didn't want to revolt because the British told them they were cool if they didn't revolt, they could have their own laws and religion.
This is Canada today, we asked Britain nicely for our independence, we are a nation of nice goyz
>>70298827
Not cucked. No one's coming in my house for my woman I can promise that
>>70299244
Never forget that someone once had the idea to sell dirt.
And people fucking bought it.
In fact people still buy it.
>>70299401
Nice. How hard is it to get one of those rifles?
>>70299401
I hope that magazine is pinned to 5 rounds, citizen.
>>70297579
>>70298216
You missed syrup hoseheads
>>70299477
Lol I think the pop rivet fell out
>>70299313
There's 120 nogs in Nunavut burglarizing igloos.
>>70299567
Unacceptable. The RCMP is on their way right now, you will be sentenced to prison for 20 years.
>>70299469
Not bad at all. I have a shit ton more guns also but these are some of the fun ones. You get your purchase accusation licence and do the restricted course and that's it. The att(transport permit) can be filled out in such a way as you can bring any restricted gun to any range at any time. Eg. Transport them properly and they can't do shit if you are pulled over for some reason. Say you are heading to the "range" at that time
>>70299645
WE WUZ ESKIMOZ
>>70299653
Lol oh shit to the bunker quick. They can't randomly search without the chief firearms instructor's permission and a member of the firearms branch of da goberment with them. It may be the one time gov't bureaucracy can save your ass. Anything gov't related takes 3 them months to complete so I have some time
>>70299058
Live long and well, brother
When dindus got mainstream, my best friends dad lost his job, i was like 9 and me and said friend found him on the frontlawn of their house on the way back from school, killed himself, shotgun to the head
>>70300251
Fuck I'm sorry to hear that bro. There's a lot of hate between the white and Browns in Vancouver. They killed the trucking and equipment industries there and took over. The got trucks and excavators and ran at a loss for a few years till all the white businesses went bankrupt then raised the prices. Getting into politics now also which will lead to more problems down the road I'm sure
Germany would have won the battle for the Atlantic in WWII. Then it would have been impossible for Britain to receive supplies and would have fallen.
>>70297828
Protesting for givemedats doesn't count.
No basketball. No baseball. Probably no hockey. No pablum. No insulin. No cure for ebola. Probably no notion of universal health care. No cure for C.difficile. No macular degeneration cures with new implantable nano needles for slow injections. Probably no Mexico because our York was burned before Dad and us burned down the Pink House. What else. All wars in which we've ever participated would have been lost. No velcro. Etc etc etc etc. You're welcome. And thank us later
>>70301054
Not an impressive list, and even at that, it's inaccurate. There is no cure for Ebola, insulin has existed for millenia (are you trying to refer to the first medical application for insulin? Because that wasn't in Canada either), the cure for C diff was not developed in Canada, there is no cure for macular degeneration.
Just stop.
>>70301213
But we waz kangz
>>70301213
The ass blasted farts I can smell from here. There is a cure for ebola. Jewgle it. We made that one out west in Edmonton I believe. Synthesised insulin? From pigs into humans? We invented that process. You fatties would still be dying from hyperglycæmia. Jewgle it. You made up everything. These are well known facts. Frederick Banting. Got any smart ass remarks about pablum or are you going to whip up some American dirt clay for your babbies. The cure for c.diff (poop transplants) was at McMaster University as were the nano needles.
>>70301323
But we wuz shut your face
>>70301418
Winnipeg not Edmonton
>>70295738
Under the rule of australians and our emu masters
>>70301418
You lost me at fatties and dying from hyperglycemia. Elevated blood glucose is typically only immediately life-threatening in type 1 DM, in the case of diabetic ketoacidosis. Fatties get DM2, not 1.
Also, the "Canandian" insulin initially tested on children was impure, dangerous, and could not be mass-produced. Canadians neither discovered insulin nor developed a way to safety produce or deliver it.
You're fucking dumb.
>>70301613
I don't give three rabbit turds about your hair splitting. Go fake another nook and moon landing you jealous insecure deviating ruseman fuck
>>70299091
Na, he's only american
>>70301687
Or another 300 wars. Every single one you start or enter last
>>70299313
Not anime. I'm basing it on my experiences in dealing with all the immigrants. If it came down to it I'd choose Canada before any of the immigration. The Japanese integrate well and are generally productive. I get borderline stormfag sometimes but realize we've been cucked by our gov't long ago. I'm ok with the idea of people who are productive and intergrate well into our society and first and foremost don't try and change our country and culture in very small amounts. If we can get their smartest here we kind of cuck their future prosperity.
>>70301717
Murka's durka durka contributions? The mujahideen miley cyrus and 1.5-200 quadrillion in derivatives debt
>>70301807
And abortions. Lots and lots of abortions and slavery
>>70301807
Are you just...replying to yourself and talking nonsense?
Canada #1 shitposter confirmed.
>>70301859
Crack. Did I mention crack? You should've left me at my first comment. NOBODY makes fun of my country and gets away with it
>>70301895
Good. Read them and cry more
>>70301895
And you know what's the best part? You niggers gave us our socialist party and you never used them until maybe now. We did and we did well. You kinda didn't and now you have one last shot. You'll probably shit the bed again like we always do in this matter federally at least. Although Minnesota has a bad ass sounding democratic workers farmer party or some shit
>>70301054
You also lied about baseball. Cartwright a American invented baseball, and even the myth of Doubleday was an American. Jesus, Canadians are some shady ass niggers.
>>70295738
Significantly less brotier.
>>70302648
All I know is there are alternate theories. Why did you care so much? You guys don't need to be Imperial Grand Wizards of the fifth moon of Jupiter on absolutely everything you know
