GET THE FUCK IN HERE
1. Responsible for Iraq, ISIS, Syria, Lybia, the entire fucking middle east and refugee crisis combined
2. We all know americans are fat lazy pieces of shit that won't exist in 50 years in this form.
3. im afraid that the US will one day just vanish from the face of the earth because they collectively forgot how to breathe
4. Get this: in the US the death penalty is more expensive than a lifetime in jail. How insanely stupid do you have to be to make a bullet to the head more expensive than 30 years of lodging?
5. Americans are butthurt about the NSA but offer no alternatives. "muh freedom, we dont need surveillance [until enough people died due to lack of thereof of course]"
The lack of logical consistency and forethought is astonishing, even when keeping in mind that we are talking about americans.
6. Americans are butthurt about their freedom of speech even though they clearly know every freedom has limitations. You are not allowed to say "i will murder Obama". This fact goes above and beyond their heads. They will resort to saying "oh but that's not the same". Same to? We will never know.
7. Americans love killing innocent people overseas. They have no understanding or compassion of the plight of non-americans. See the many many "muh sandniggers" "lets just nuke israel lmao" comments. You people are savages and you were rightly expelled from Britain. We would literally have world peace right now if it wasnt for americans meddling in 200 foreign governments, the best example is Iran.
8. Americans love killing themselves, you think the japanese were bad? The americans perfected killing themselves. Go to cinema? Get shot. Go to military base? Get shot. Go to ANYWHERE IN THE US => get shot.
9. Americans are dirty filthy pieces of shit and I hope the yellowstone volcano breaks out today so you people all die like the worthless pig whores that you are.
>>70295237
Your hate feels amazing. I love it.
>>70295237
10. The US has never been in a real war. Civil war and war for independence dont count, those wars are either against yourself in the former case or wars to establish yourself, so you werent you yet.
You have never had an invading army, you never lost a big civilian percentage of your population. The US has never fought an equal, yet they call themselves #1. That's what we generally call a poser or a straight up faggot.
11. Americans are worse than ISIS. Isis is a terror group without resources fighting against foreign invaders. You use torture despite having the support of the entire world and limitless amounts of weaponry, intelligence and men. If that isnt pathetic and pointless cruelty then I dont know what is.
12. Americans are some of the most spoilt people on earth. Oh you didnt get the white ipod and got the black one instead?
People of walmart? Your entire society is degenerated.
13. There are 400,000 registered sex offenders in the United States. Those are just the ones that were caught once.
Those are JUST the sex offenders. No other crimes counted in there. And JUST the ones that were caught at one point. (might be free again!)
14. use these made up units like "inch" and "feet" lol. Really, you are measuring in feet? Wow, sounds like you are still in the stone age. Can you count beyond 10? I mean you only have 10 fingers right, should be hard job for you
how come you say "10 feet"? u counting with ur feet like a monkey?
15. In America, bribing politicians is literally legal. Congrats, I have no words.
16. In America you make and eat GMO food, stuff from a laboratory that gives rats cancer.
GOOD. JOB. GUYS.
17. Americans cant even get to space without russian help LOL. Pay up yankie pig, gotta lick that russian asshole clean before you are allowed up in space!
nigga yellowstone goes off you'll be wishing you were dead
>>70295237
>3. im afraid that the US will one day just vanish from the face of the earth because they collectively forgot how to breathe
lol
> Be Austria
> Start World War 1
Good job fags.
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
America elected a NIGGER.
TWICE.
Talk about a failed society wow.
U mad nigga!!!
>>70295237
>Americans love killing innocent people overseas.
>I hope the yellowstone volcano breaks out today so you people all die like the worthless pig whores that you are.
>4. Get this: in the US the death penalty is more expensive than a lifetime in jail. How insanely stupid do you have to be to make a bullet to the head more expensive than 30 years of lodging?
that's because of endless court battles from anti-deathers fighting a death penalty all the way to the lethal injection chair. it takes something like 20 years to even get to the front of death row, so it's still lifetime imprisonment...but with a premium pricetag. that's the only real logical argument I see to just suspend the death penalty--stop letting the murdering niggers cost us 3x as much.
Op is a faggot
>>70295581
fuk mayne THICKKKKKKKKKK
>>70295636
I'm telling you the truth about your 3rd world shithole country. Take it or leave it buddy
If you wanna fight me, I'm in Vienna right NOW behind the trainstation. (westbahnhof)
Come get me you little bitch ass pussy cunt mofo (if you manage to GET OUT THE DOOR LOOOOL)
>>70295237
Thank you for spelling it out
>literal who? hates america
why am I not surprised lol
>>70295237
MUUUUURRRRIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCAAAAAAA
Get fucked faggot
lol if you visited here you'd be sucking our nut like the rest of the world
>>70295681
are you implying that there are innocent americans? I guarantee you, talk to ANY american and they will condone war within seconds without having any information about it whatsoever. This is a guarantee.
>>70295698
so it's not just that you are incompetent, you are.. oh.. incompetent. On a national, judicial and societal level.
>>70295828
forgot pic
Cool story bro.
>>70295237
1.) You got me there, but that's the globalist kikes.
2.) We flew too high and became too rich, our poor are some of the fattest people on the planet.
3.) You wouldn't be that lucky
4.) You really don't want to kill an innocent man, death penalty isn't defensible morally or logically anyhow
5.) People got killed because globalist kikes.
6.) Threats and Incitement of Violence are not freedom of speech.
7.) I agree, I'm a non-interventionist
8.) Niggers love killing niggers. Separate niggers from stats and we're comparable to Europe.
9.) White Americans are pretty comparable Europe, just slightly less left wing and more independent.
>>70295991
and you're germany's buttplug
>>70295237
Two words m8
"Muh Freedom"
Can't hear you over the sound of ragheads flooding into the EU. Enjoy your kebab, I'm gonna go watch videos of US military killing sandniggers.
t. Ahmed
>>70295237
>>70295581
>>70295756
>>70295991
Just stop trying to bring the bants, your giving me second hand embarrassment and your embarrassing your countrymen and indeed the whole european continent. Seriously, youtube comments tier shit, you need to work on your routine.
>>70295991
stop acting like we don't also hate fat fucks you delusional cuck
>>70295432
also >14
Just because you are too retarded to figure out how and why it works doesn't make us stupid because of it.
>>70296166
F E E T
>>70295756
>>70295581
>>70295432
Keep it up, these really are hilarious.
>>70296374
Don't you have children in your basement to rape Fritz?
>>70295237
This is not the proper venue for you to say this, but yes, the average american is one of the most extremely ignorant beings on this side of the planet.
>>70296374
>proof we don't give a fuck about the rest of the world
Do we need to liberate another country for you to understand this?
Fuck off and go back to working for our Jew empire.
AmeriCUNTs cannot stop making fun of North Korea, while it is objectively better than their shit country. Lets look at the facts:
FACT: North Korea produces world(!) champions in taekwondo.
FACT: North Korea is an independent nation, both from China, Russia and the US. There is no other nation on earth that can say this.
FACT: North Korea has nukes, this makes North Korea one of the most powerful nations on the planet.
FACT: All the people in North Korea love their leader and support him. This is MUCH more than ANY other nation can claim.
FACT: There is absolute rule of law in North Korea, no gangs, no degeneracy, no thieves, no corruption.
FACT: Military FIRST doctrine is the true soul of any man and how the universe does and should work.
FACT: You would not stand a chance against ANY of North Koreas soldiers in hand to hand combat, their singular mind and purpose cuts through your flesh like burning oil.
FACT: North Korea is one of the most beautiful places left on earth, full of raw nature, northern mountains and wild rivers.
FACT: North Korea is the most technologically advanced nation on earth, building its own solar and wind energy. Every single NK citizen fights every day on the fields or in the books to ensure victory to the great leader.
FACT: North Korea with bravery and unparalleled courage has successfully defended itself against american, japanese and southern traitor invasion, something almost no other nation in the history of the world can say.
FACT: North Korea can easily deal a fatal blow to the US by ordering its sleeper agents to detonate US nuclear reactors across the country, making the entire country uninhabitable for centuries.
>>70296374
>Getting upset over simple conversions
>>70295237
As far as #4 goes, that's because of faggoty "humane execution" laws. America is so cucked we treat our criminals better than they treated society. We give inmates "lethal injection". That's why its so expensive. Bullets, ropes, axes, all of those are cheap and humane enough, but no, some faggot somewhere said "oh its just too cruel to the poor, poor serial killers! Who cares if they flayed children alive and shoved their erect penises into their eyesockets, they deserve a painless execution!". And some states don t even go that far! Some states have completely outlawed it. Based Texas has killed the most inmates of any state, some 400+ since the 70's, compared to somewhere around 10-20 in California over the same time period, but that's not nearly enough, especially not when you're doing it humanely. Whatever faggot thought humane execution was a good idea should have a rats burrow through his abdomen to escape a red hot cast iron pot.
>>70295237
>>70296634
Goddamnit you went overboard. Now we all know you're trolling. That said not bad for your earlier responses. Overall I give ya a 6/10.
>>70295432
>The US has never been in a real war. Civil war and war for independence dont count, those wars are either against yourself in the former case or wars to establish yourself, so you werent you yet.
You just skipped over most of our wars. Mexico? 1812? Spanish-American War?
>You have never had an invading army,
1812.
>>70296374
The average American has to learn both Metric and Imperial measurement systems.
The only thing not common in everyday life is Celsius because Fahrenheit has a better scale.
If Russia attacks, you will all die. This is a fact.
>>70295237
OP, I love you. Fuck Americunts.
>>70295237
lol, you're like our Jupiter -- EU that is. You take the first hits for us, so we can better navigate avoidance. Thanks to you taking the first hit on refugees, we now know to get Trump. You're useful tools. Enjoy your mudslimes.
>>70296855
IIRC, American Citizens are the largest holders of small arms on earth.
>>70296743
I'm not a troll, these are my genuine beliefs. If you cannot deal with the truth maybe you should go join one of your universities for a safe space
>>70295237
Fritzl should not have opened the cellar to let you out.
There's nothing wrong with killing kebab and you're responsible for your own country. You shouldn't have removed your national military organisations and became vassal states to the US. Your own problems are your own fault just like our problems are our own fault. But the things you listed aren't our problem.
>>70296905
Careful not to step in shit on your way to the designated shitting street.
i like this thread
>>70296634
>AmeriCUNTs cannot stop making fun of North Korea, while it is objectively better than their shit country
>FACT: North Korea is an independent nation, both from China, Russia and the US
you didn't even try
>>70296855
Arnold, do you realize how many guns are in this beautiful vast country? I'm sorry Europe is shit, but that's not our fault. Blame the Bank of England for the geopolitical bullshit that's happened. You're in severe need of a red pill, son. Anyone, fuck Austria.
>>70297028
>There's nothing wrong with killing kebab and you're responsible for your own country. You shouldn't have removed your national military organisations and became vassal states to the US. Your own problems are your own fault just like our problems are our own fault. But the things you listed aren't our problem.
> it's your fault, stop hitting yourself! i only killed everyone in your country but it's your fault for surrendering!!
ok bro, how about you get fucked
>>70297084
Ew, someone get the Raid.
>>70297167
Sounds like you already did, Hans
>>70297167
Why don't you go suck on ahmed's dick, alpine nigger?
>>70297084
>buys oil from ISIS
>complains about the US
FACT: Everybody in the world HATES americans. Go pick any country at all, ask somebody there "do you like americans?" and you will receive a long pause. That's a tough one to think about for sure! How can you like somebody that is so stupid, disgusting and vile?
Truly you will all burn in hell for all eternity, americans are the antichrist and the bringer of war and destruction.
If there is any chance at all that the scourge that is the US can be stopped, we should all take it.
>>70297167
>i only killed everyone in your country but it's your fault for surrendering!!
No no, its your fault for being a bunch of fucking idiots who started wars they couldn't win. Get fucked mini-Germany.
>>70295237
>You are not allowed to say "i will murder Obama"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEQOvyGbBtY
>>70297285
>bringer of war and destruction
Funny coming from an Austrian
>>70297285
Who gives a shit?
Just continue to be mad on your image board and be happy you have this opportunity to share your opinion.
You can thank America whenever you deem it necessary.
Don't blame the American people for the actions of our corrupt government dipshit.
>>70296634
>Taekwondo
>relevant
>nuclear weapons, which America invented
>drinking the NK Koolaid and believing everything their propoganda department tells you
>sucking Un's dick this hard
austrians are the ones that eat puppies right like in dracula the movie
>>70297285
>FACT: Everybody in the world HATES americans.
FACT: Everybody in the world talks about us and has an opinion about us
We are important.
You are not.
No one knows where you're shit hole country even is. You're relevance peaks at a body builder turning into a movie star. Eat a dick fan boy. Focus on your own country, instead of obsessing over ours.
>>70297384
> "ITS JUST THE GUBBERNMENT PLSS CMON BE COOL MAN"
lol EVERYTIME. And yet every single american i have ever talked to over skype or otherwise has the exact same opinions as your SHITTIEST politicians like McCain.
No buddy, you are what you elect.
>>70297384
This tobehonestpham. More people hate erdoshit than like him but all of us became isis supporting sandnigs thanks to the association.
America was better under the British boot. You hear that bootlickers? My boot needs licking.
>>70297481
>you are what you elect
At least we aren't a bunch of fucking failures.
>>70297481
>we are responsible for who we elect
Our votes never mattered. From JFK getting offed to the current election process considering nominating Paul fucking Ryan, none of it matters. Anschluss yourself
I wish everywhere could be as free as me
>>70297546
well, Ackmad, find yourself a nice cucked white brit to do it for you
>>70297369
pretty much this
>Austria in charge of not fucking shit up over the course of two world wars
>>70295237
>>70295432
We have our fair share of problems, what can I say? We are working on it.
I can't wait till we launch our patriot missiles at your fucked up country I'll be standing on the flight deck rendering the crispness salute it's gonna bring tears to the founding fathers eyes in heaven.
>>70297466
I bet you feel important (and fat).
>>70297481
I'm sure the conversation was something like:
>d-do you feel bad about bombing all those civilians in the middle east
>What? I was a kid. I had nothing to do with that.
>o-oh heh...
>>70297481
>like McCain
>Knowing our minor politicians.
Wow you really are obsessed with the US. Do you have posters on your walls? We must be like The Beatles to you haha faggot. You're like the beta emo kid talking shit about the alpha jock he really just wishes he was.
>>70297707
nah man, it went like this:
> "hey i heard all americans are stupid fucks, do you support McCain sending arms to Ukraine?"
> "haha sorry about that, you know our goverment is stupid! yeah actually, I think McCain is great and Ukraine needs our help"
EVERY. TYME.
>>70297700
thanks for proving his point, fagland
>>70297666
What's wrong bootlicker? Upset, eh? kek, I wipe my arse with your revolting flag. You're a pathetic nation.
>>70295237
Just because your name sounds a bit like Autralia doesn't automatically make you good at shitposting. You have to practice. Don't feel bad that you suck at everything, its tough to be good when you don't live in America :-)
>>70295237
Are you actually complaining fat people are at a gym?
>Syria (and Russia) is responsible for most all of that. US only wants the resources.
>US is larger than your shithole third-world country so of course there's more fat people
>You're not an intellectual.
>Due process
>NSA goes beyond surveillance, which is why people rightfully complain.
>Any liberal gets upset about freedom of speech. Kinda assbackwards don't you think?
>This is universal, not just American. We just have the power to do so properly, unlike shithole third-world countries that use rape and crime to infiltrate overseas.
>Your age is showing.
>Yellowstone blowing up won't actually hurt America that much. Sad to say really. The people living in middle-America struggle as it is. Rising water levels will hurt America more.
How does it feel enjoying our freedoms on our cartoon image board?
Such a sad little hypocrite.
>>70297832
>You're a pathetic nation
You sure you wanna say that?
>>70297832
You were the world's greatest empire, and you got cucked by a bunch of colonists. Now you're just a tiny island. Who's actually pathetic?
>>70297832
you got me there, I really can't counter that
I don't even keep your flag around, it looks like shit and it really shows how fucked one nation can get over time.
when are you gonna add the crescent and star on it?
>>70297832
>rawr :3
>>70297921
All the freedoms that I enjoy I have fought for myself. I guess you like enjoying the freedoms daddy government ejaculates on you
>>70297832
Nice empire, faggot. Cuckoldry is just innate to you. We didn't make the sun set.
>>70297285
You can't, and won't---Europe is in its death-throws as of now and we're just about lined up to come 'liberate' you.
By liberate I mean nigger and spic soldiers keeping your borders safe and your women happy ;^)
I mean, we're really just helping out y'know. You guys don't seem to want to breed, or survive on your own.
So it's simple---Give us your shit, or well...you know the rest.
>>70297937
>>70297972
>>70297974
>>70297994
>>70298049
t. irrelevant bootlickers
>>70298053
>and your women happy
I can't wait for that Austrian pussy. Dripping with dreams of annexation.
>>70298030
>All the freedoms that I enjoy I have fought for myself.
Do you have the freedom to fly this?
>>70297806
Right, so that means Americans are worse than ISIS. Sure.
>>70298090
T. Irrelevant country
Come fight me with your spoons, because you aren't allowed knives
>>70298090
Hove many of those inventions were made in the last 20-30 years, Ahmed?
>>70298030
Why so much hate, Australia?
>>70298053
t. Pvt. Tyrone Ooga Booga
>>70298146
buddy, I can fuck you up ANYTIME any PLACE.
Name it.
>>70298090
if you could possibly show one of your little data charts with dates on them, that would be real lovely.
Don't worry, Britania, we'll try to keep you in the history books as long as possible before your chapter becomes irrelevant, like your country.
>>70295237
>waah dey deestroyed muh homeland
t. Ahmed
>>70298231
Come to Chicago
>>70297481
>>70297597
Reply to me faggot. The fuck am I supposed to do about rampant rigging of market fluctuations, special interests lobbyism and political auctioning, our banking system, leftist multiculturalism and amnesty to immigrants?
>>70298231
Why are you so obsessed with America?
>>70298231
so that's a no with a side of damage control.
>>70295237
>1. Responsible for Iraq, ISIS, Syria, Lybia, the entire fucking middle east and refugee crisis combined
True, although it's the Europeans fault for accepting them at all
>2. We all know americans are fat lazy pieces of shit that won't exist in 50 years in this form.
True, natural selection works.
>4. Get this: in the US the death penalty is more expensive than a lifetime in jail. How insanely stupid do you have to be to make a bullet to the head more expensive than 30 years of lodging?
muh ethical fefes and the simple fact that we sometimes wrongfully convict people.
>5. Americans are butthurt about the NSA but offer no alternatives. "muh freedom, we dont need surveillance [until enough people died due to lack of thereof of course]"
The lack of logical consistency and forethought is astonishing, even when keeping in mind that we are talking about americans.
True, too pussy to invoke the 2nd amendment so we just bitch and moan.
>6. Americans are butthurt about their freedom of speech even though they clearly know every freedom has limitations. You are not allowed to say "i will murder Obama". This fact goes above and beyond their heads. They will resort to saying "oh but that's not the same". Same to? We will never know.
True, although people shouldn't lose their job for saying nigger in their own homes off work time.
>7. Americans love killing innocent people overseas. They have no understanding or compassion of the plight of non-americans. See the many many "muh sandniggers" "lets just nuke israel lmao" comments. You people are savages and you were rightly expelled from Britain. We would literally have world peace right now if it wasnt for americans meddling
Islam is a cancer on the earth and a threat to freedom. Fuck thier plight.
>8. The americans perfected killing themselves. Go to cinema? Get shot. Go to military base? Get shot. Go to ANYWHERE IN THE US => get shot.
go to uk, get stabbed. Go to Australia, get stabbed, go to Europe, get stabbed.
>>70297084
That fucking exterminator cheaped out on the job
>>70298186
>>70298207
>>70298244
>Being triggered this much
kek
>>70298090
lol the lengths a cucked and dead country will go to in order to feel relevant. You people actually believe this faggotry?
Tiny island, I guess.
Damn, burgers desperately trying to deffend their globalist masters. Sad!
>>70295237
>Get this: in the US the death penalty is more expensive than a lifetime in jail. How insanely stupid do you have to be to make a bullet to the head more expensive than 30 years of lodging?
I actually wonder why they don't just hang their bitches? Seems more resource/cost efficient to me. Please correct me if I'm wrong.
>>70295432
excuse me hans. how the fuck was our civil war not a real war?
if anything thats the realist one we've been in. killed more than all the others combined as well.
>>70298314
>>70298315
>Feel relevant
We have been relevant long before you and will be relevant long after you're gone.
>>70298090
>1400-1950
>66 year old data
hmm...what happened 70 years ago that could change the balance of power since then
>>70298314
Still got 4x the white population you do, cuck.
>>70298358
>I-I-Its fake
You're pathetic.
>>70298341
The killing itself is not what costs so much money, but rather the juristic process.
I guess that's that
America is so great, that we could literally fart and it would become global news
Thanks all other countries for playing!
>>70298030
You fought for our cartoon image board?
You fought for the cables we laid in the ocean, and satellites we put into space?
You fought for the internet and computers we invented?
>>70298358
fukken saved
>>70298314
>my country is more inbred than yours
bra-vo
>>70298278
I thought you big strong americans had guns for that very purpose? I guess all that posturing about the 2nd amendment was just that: pussies talking about their pussies.
>>70298381
Yes, keep investing in those spotted dick futures.
>>70298215
Dude it's not Australia, it's Austria.
You can tell because it's not bantering, it's just butthurt from all the mudrape
>>70298381
Your largest overseas territory is the fucking Falklands. Not 100 years ago you held sway over 1/5 of the planet's population. You've irredeemably fucked yourself.
>>70298429
>EurocucksBowDownToTheirMasters.jpg
>>70298512
Yes goy. Bring in boat loads of shitskin to get rid of inbreeding. While you're at it lend me your foreskin.
>>70298407
>no source
>too stupid to calculate in percentages
You prove the point too well.
>>70298090
I love how Eurotrash always compares the US to all of Europe.
Think about that. They're actually proud of the fact that their ENTIRE fucking continent can barely beat us in something.
>>70298567
>Millions upon millions of niggers and spics
Yeah, we are the ones that's fucked alright.
>>70298346
>excuse me hans. how the fuck was our civil war not a real war?
if you hit yourself in the face it's not assault. It's mental illness.
>ITT: europoors mad their countrymen want to replace themselves with mudslimes, and projecting on the greatest country on earth.
>>70295237
>hates america
>alternative thinking
>throwing out facts, without understanding the context behind it
>typical liberal faggot
>>70295237
Yeah, utter shitposting here. Trying to beat Straya?
In any case, crashing this thread...
>>70298231
Oh ya? How many Superbowl rings does your country have? None? Thought so, you just got /rekt.
>>70296812
This
>More Toyota planta in America than Ford plants.
>Every toolkit cokes with Metric and SAE sizes.
>Most rulers have both units.
>All cars have both MPH and KPH in dashboard.
>Most veterans still use date/time format as 08APR2016 01:40 to avoid confusing the retarda who arent bi-unital
>>70298611
>no source
Common knowledge and basic math.
>too stupid to calculate in percentages
Irrelevant. A nation 60% white the size of the US is better than one that's 85% white the size of the UK. Plus, 1000 spics are better than 1 sand nigger.
>>70298788
Picture is out of date, but still relevant.
>>70295756
Some say she is still trying to get out, stuck in space time continuum. On a cold moonless night you can hear the sound of automatic door desperately trying to close around that infinite density, click-thump, click-thump, click-thump..
>>70298689
I'm comparing you to one tiny island. One little island can outdo a supposedly great nation. If I were you I would be ashamed.
>>70298859
How can the EU even compete?
>>70298792
You'll have to excuse my fat American fingers.
>>70298691
Not even the most powerful country in Europe. You throw away your empire to destroy Germany and they're still more powerful than you. Pathetic.
>>70298691
Niggers and Spics aren't outwardly and vocally calling to genocide the white population or blowing themselves up for some religious zealotry.
Do you realize your native population is under genocide?
You guys are royally fucked and the only chance you will survive is by admitting that, getting on your knees and asking big daddy U.S for help, so please shut the fuck up, suck our cocks and let us save you from yourselves again.
>>70298894
>>70298704
we tried to become our own country. it wasnt USA vs USA it was confederacy vs USA.
eternal yank just wont fuck off.
>>70298920
>>70298920
Whow pal, times have changed, Niggers are calling for whitey's head
they're just too busy killing each other
>>70295237
oopsies did we ruin your planet? or was it already fucked. take a wild guess, cunts.
>>70298984
>Has a majority Muslim town
>President is a black Muslim
Fucking kek.
>>70298611
>too stupid to use google.
>too stupid to use simple math
How do you breath without your Muslim overlords telling you when and how?
>>70295472
IT WAS FUCKING SERBIA AMERISHIT
>>70299082
>has a majority Muslim country
>>70297466
>No one knows where you're shit hole country even is.
Austria has a very rich history and only fat burgers don't know anything about it's history and location. Yet like every decent European knows these things. Please kill yourself.
>>70299100
I'm surprised you can breath 2bh. All that Jewish cock sucking must be exhausting.
>>70299082
>a nation so cucked it had to have a meeting with it's foreign board of muslims to see if Donald Trump could come to England IF he won the presidency
How do you not be seen as a massive joke when bullshit like that litters your courts.
>>70299082
>Mohammad is the new most popular baby name in britbongistan
How's that Sharia Law working out?
>>70299199
Whatever Czechoslovakia.
>>70299199
>Serbia complies with all but 1 of your bullshit demands
>Invade anyway
>Destroy every European empire with the exception of the British Empire
>"I-It was Serbia"
>>70295237
>that massively fat ass on the one in black pants on the treadmill
>>70295581
>that massively fat ass as well
i would GLADLY shove my nose directly up both of their hot, sweaty shit holes and take very long, deep, lung filling inhales until i had a mind blowing orgasm. my dick is a pillar of STONE. i don't give a FUCK.
>>70298315
America is one of the most inbred places on Earth.
I always find it funny how you Americucks criticize others for being inbred when you have more genetic illnesses than nearly every country.
>>70299369
fify
>>70299200
>The UK is one country
You do realise 4 countries make up the UK right? The most muslims are in England and they're very far from a majority. Its you who should be worried. You will be a minority in your own country soon. kek, south Africa 2.o
>Not an argument
>>70299233
>Britain
>Calling anybody else kike puppets
They got you decades before they got us
>>70299418
>They got you
You don't see us cutting 70% of our dick off do ya? Kek
>>70299409
>You will be a minority in your own country soon
Literally just California. The US is fine.
>>70297569
>implying any president ever would have been a better leader than Hitler
>implying the war was won because of you
All you can do is fucking up small defenseless countries (and even then you fail (vietnam)). Adolf Hitler resisted pressure from 2 fronts. And no, he didn't started this war on the western front because he was an idiot, it were the British kikes who declared war upon Germany
>>70299383
ya ya, drown in the atlantic already tasmanian nigger
>>70299486
>The us is fine
Keep telling yourself that. You have the niggers in the north and the spics in the south. They're running you out of your cities. Where's your guns now?
>>70299466
>Largest empire in history pissed away by Churchill so the Jews could get back at Germany
>"At least we have our foreskins, r-right?"
>>70299409
>has a majority Muslim country
>>70299233
US is bigger than your little shithole. There's plenty of room to breath.
>>70299581
Yeah, I would rather have a functional dick 2bh. kek, can you even feel anything with yours?
>>70297696
This proves this
>>70295991
>>70299581
You do see the irony in your post, right ?
>>70299644
not like you'll be using your dick for its purpose anytime soon crooked tooth limey.
>>70299496
>All you can do is fucking up small defenseless countries
Like yours? 1940 wasn't that long ago.
>Adolf Hitler resisted pressure from 2 fronts
No, he threw everything into the East, got cucked by Stalin, and when the western front opened back up he fell apart in less than a year.
>They're running you out of your cities.
So what? They're all urban decay shitholes. Open country is where its at. Shame you don't have much of that over there.
>>70299647
It's also satire, Belgium. Is it just you that is retarded, or is your whole country like that? Is this what morning prayer does to a country?
>>70299644
i have normal dick too.
oh wait im from the non-jewed south kek
yanks btfo
>>70299644
>>70299650
>Its okay if the Jews irreversibly fuck our nations so long as we can keep 100% of our cocks.
Literal nigger mentality.
>>70299644
How will you use it when Achmed is already fucking all the women?
>>70299746
The south should have won. The yanks ruined america.
>>70299644
>thinking his women even want him over Mohammed
>>70299783
I'll fuck yours
>>70299811
>implying there would be an America if the South had won
>>70299778
>Its okay if the Jews irreversibly destroy my dick so long as we can keep being Jewish slaves
Literal cuck mentality.
>>70295581
>>70299811
agreed. we all got jewed by the eternal yank
>>70299870
>>implying there would be an America if the South had won
are you a literal retard? the south wanted independence America wasn't going anywhere.
>>70299900
Shhhh, quiet down and go pay your TV tax goy.
>>70299900
>unaware the Bank of England is the nucleus of the jews
>>70299848
Try it you limey cunt
>>70299900
>Muh dick
>>70299944
Go pay your foreskin tax, oh wait. You already paid it at birth.
>>70299560
lulz, no they aren't
>Not realizing the second amendment is great at keeping niggers and spics under population control.
They kill eachother more than anything else. I live in GA and see hardly any Spics, and the niggers know we white-trash fucks are always loaded
Yeah, I don't have to worry about being culturally enriched by a group of ahmed's when walking alone.
>austria
>relevant
kek, verpiss dich oida
>>70299999
worst quints ever. Not even clever. Jesus, Ahmed.
>>70299926
I meant a united America you stupid hick fuck, we would never be as strong if we were split.
![w460[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/icE6fJt.jpg "w460[1].jpg")
>>70295237
Keep crying, we have trump and you have this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMQkV5cTuoY
You are cucks.
>>70299926
oh now we got johnny rebel against us too? don't you have a tooth to brush cletus?
>>70299999
BIN THAT KNIFE AND THOSE QUINTS
>>70299999
CHOPPED DICKS BTFO
>>70300105
Fuck off Catholic. Go be the Pope's bitch.
>>70295237
>Be american
>get shot
>have to pay for hospital
>with tips
>>70300021
>Denial
>>70300064
>I meant a united America you stupid hick fuck
the USA would still be the USA dumbass.
>we would never be as strong if we were split
thats for damn sure. we're the only reason america isnt a complete liberal cuck country.
>>70300091
BIN THOSE KNIVES
>>70300160
Most rational catholics here claim that this pope is the Omenous "Black Pope" that indicates we are in the last lap.
Ratzinger Z wouldnt put up wih this moor bullshit.
>>70299082
>>70299409
>>70299560
Thank god I'm not the only one.
No one seems to get that americans, the ones who talk the most shit are in fact the ones who are the most cucked of us all
>60%
>black president
>blacklivematters
and so on
>>70299999
AMERICUNTS
BTFO
T
F
O
>>70299714
I agree my country is a shit hole. But it was never Germany's greater goal to occupy Belgium. And by the way, most flemish people hated the French a lot more than the Germans because our monarch was more in favor of the walloons.
You do understand Germany managed not to get overrun within a year, and that whilst fighting against somewhat every great nation at once?
>>70300333
Well chap. Its seems they have been btfo once again.
>>70300083
>implying the rest of america isnt always against us
since when has our media NOT portrayed the south as something bad? movies shows ect.
>>70300333
>>70300288
>The UNITED States of America would still be the USA if it weren't UNITED
>southern education
Kek half of my country up desu. The south is fucking retarded, you fuckers actually produce nothing and are infested by niggers.
I lived there once and the white girls are such fucking coalburners, literally all over my bean dick.
The men are fat, inbred, ugly, and stupid. For the most part.
Some of the Blacks actually make you fucks look uncivilized.
>>70300331
I know. They just don't won't to accept that they're fucked.
>>70300200
>Be american fetus
>born
>Start your tipping life with THE TIP OF YOUR DICK
>>70295237
Get back to the gas chambers!
>>70300535
Top bants mexibro.
>>70300333
Brutal
>>70300535
Who is this girl Mexifriend?
>>70300333
I'm uncut family
>>70300333
>weak bantz
>>70295237
love the tenacity of this post you pussy fuckin fag. i'd love to shove my american cock right down your nigger throat. i don't care if you're black, white, or what have you. if you aren't american with cheesburger and big balls, you're a fuckin nigger. fuck off.
>>70300333
>>70299999
>>70299944
>dubs
>quints
>trips
Absolutely epic
>>70297294
what did you say?
>>70300655
>American cock
Its a Jew cock now laddie.
>>70295237
Fuck you too, Adolf.
>>70296855
the entire world could attack us and get its ass whooped.
>>70295581
Imagine that nigger on the shitter
>>70295432
>The US has never fought an equal
This is a bad thing? I thought militaries without an equal makes them good?
>>70300484
>>The UNITED States of America would still be the USA if it weren't UNITED
>southern education
this has to be b8. you're not actually that dumb are you?
the northern states ARE still united. the southern states are their own country in that scenario.
>Kek half of my country up desu. The south is fucking retarded, you fuckers actually produce nothing and are infested by niggers.
>I lived there once and the white girls are such fucking coalburners, literally all over my bean dick.
>The men are fat, inbred, ugly, and stupid. For the most part.
>Some of the Blacks actually make you fucks look uncivilized.
obvious bullshit. families here will disown coalburners.(the rare few that even exist) even if they treat blacks ok.
ive been to california.now there's your real american coalburners.
you are the one living in the liberal paradise yankee cuck. atleast we hold onto decent values down here.
which one of your states is clinton going to win the general?
>>70300822
I had to laugh....i just didnt expected that...
Oh....that was a good laugh.
>>70300841
Why attack you if you are mrdering you from the inside?
No amount of subs are going to save you from nigs and white apologists murdering your culture and people.
>>70300841
>posting 50's rusty shitboats
It's time to stop, Cletus.
if you think all americans are fat you should check out miami
>>70295237
>>70295432
>>70300930
>decent values
You can't mean hygiene, diet, exercise, or education can you?
>families will disown coalburners, California is where the real coalburners are at
Yes cuck, we're coming for all your white wiminz.
The girls in high school in the south are fucking filthy savages. A third are pregnant at 16 to Hunter/Gunner, the other third is nigger teir dumb, and the remainder of fucking liberals.
Ever been near a trailer park or in actual public? They love brown cock, why? Who knows. Either way it's still better than being some cousinfucker.
>implying we can do anything to stop Hillary from winning
>implying I'm from the North
The South is nigger teir dumb and sub-nigger teir useless. Paranoid cuckolds.
>>70300331
Source on this gif?
Is it 7DS?
>>70300979
okay, ruskie, you just sit over there with your 1 carrier and pretend to be tough.
>>70301415
>Pretend to be tough
Coming from the chaps that got obliterated by Vietnamese farmers.
Kek. The hegemony will continue until the world is nothing but ashes and nuclear winter. Tough shit and fuck you if you do not like it.
>>70301442
Coming from the bongs that got cucked out of owning the new world by a bunch of farmers and frogs.
>>70300979
Thats rich coming from russia.
>>70301340
>You can't mean hygiene, diet, exercise, or education can you?
literal memes and nothing more. your entire post there.
fix your shit side of the country or let us leave it. and we both know if we left you would be sweden tier.
>>70301640
I have lived in the bum fuck south for a good portion of my life, it's a shit hole.
>no jobs
>no industry
>no infrastructure
>christfags
>niggers
>ugly fuckers
>stupid fuckers
>fat fuckers
The South is a fucking third world nation, it's nothing but a fucking leech feeding off everyone else's work.
I live on the side of the country where people actually want to live in, where businesses want to invest in. You need to fix your shit.
That girl embodies exactly the ugly bitch qualities of the South, she probably fucks niggers.
>>70297028
Your country's irresponsible military warfare in the middle east affects the whole world, retard, so don't act like you aren't to blame
Remove kebab you say? If you faggots didn't destabilize the entire region it would be much, much more secular and liberal. Your warfaring destabilized the region and spawned ISIS, to name a few. Muslim religious extremism (kebab as you call it) is one the rise and it's solely because of retarded burgers.
>>70302511
>swedecuck is mad at us for the Muds
>let them into their country
You can't make this shit up
