The world was just destroyed in a flood. You are now monarch. Your constitution is determined by the last digit of your post.
0: the Torah
1: the Bible
2: the Koran
3: the Mahabharata
4: the Communist manifesto
5: Mein Kampf
6: The teachings of Heaven's Gate
7: the teachings of Ted Kaczinsky
8: A liberal arts degree in gender equality
9: the corporate regulations of McDonald's
Part 2: how will you rule & dominate using the above as your political means to success?
Roll)lling
hitler get
>>70290501
Kike detected..
Feeels good man. Christians will start modern day crusades and wipe islam from the face of the earth
>>70290449
Part 1
>>70290637
>Ted Kaczinsky
We stay in the stone age and never move to industrialize anything.
Rollan'
>>70290577
>Kaczinsky dubs
best doctrine up there to be h with you
>>70290449
Interesting picture. So before Noah no one ever built a Boat? There were no Sailors? No River Ferrys? No Canoes? No rivers, or other bodies of water to cross?
>>70290714
Become Stalin, win
>>70290449
Roll)ing for political ideology
rolling; my part 2 is that whatever book I get, it will be assumed to be written by the devil, so we do the opposite.
R-r-rolling
>>70290681
Kaczinski actually wanted the 19th century American frontier free of any "dark Satanic mills."
They see me rollin
>>70290815
Winrar
>>70290813
we shalt only poo in loo and eat cows
>>70290832
Haven't read his manifesto yet. I'll put it next on my backlog though.
>>70290796
Part II. We are the United Ayy Lmao's of Lost Angeles. We steal all the ayy lmao artifacts from Hollywood for the god Ayy Lmao.
STICK IT UP YOUR BUTT
Tonight we roll in Hell
>>70290449
rawlin
Check em
>>70290449
rolling
trump 2016 btw
>>70291109
I was planning to type something creative and funny and get lots of (you)'s but after rolling I've lost all motivation.
going for the mahabarata, currys sure know how to treat a woman
>>70290449
Ted get
FUGGING CONTINUE THIS OP!
part 1 keet keet
>>70291002
>Supreme Caliph of the Hue Caliphate
>demand 3000 blondes for my harem otherwise I invade Sweden
>they yield before I even make my demand
>political means to success include decapitation of infidels and praying five times a day
>>70290449
Trick Rolling
>>70290449
Time to roll
>>70290449
Let's go lucky number seven!
>>70290449
I AM GOD
>>70290449
Ro||
Burger calls me
>>70292618
Fuck
>>70292678
Not like this....not like this.
>>70290618
Lol that's the Torah you idiot.
>>70292758
Fuck............
>>70290449
Rollioli
>>70290745
Before Noah no one had ever built a boat that could sail the biggest storm in history without sinking, also rolling
>tfw captcha told me to select all the boats
>>70290449
trollin'
Mc D's get
>remove rest of blacks, mexicans and muslims
>governments other than imperial monarchy were a mistake
>salvage remainder of japs capable of producing anime and videogames
>make america great again
I will an hero regardless.
I rule
>>70292822
I would use the Quran the same way it's used now. Manipulate an entire religion to destroy the rest of the world and conquer.
I would combine it with free market and an organized military to be unstoppable
h?v=hR3ctoLrOHk
>>70290449
rrolll
>>70292838
Mother of God that's a bad roll, according to legend the early Romans seduced the Sabine virgins by claiming that if they married Romans they would be given equal rights and independent property but then never gave them any of those things. I guess I'd just do the same, alternately if there were only white people on board my ark it might actually be possible to achieve some sort of liberal, socialist, gender equal utopia
>>70292944
>4 gets!!!
Damn. Now everyone's equal. Shame
>>70292788
>>70290618
>>>70290501
>Kike detected..
Says the liberal faggot
Also 5 get
