What made you finally realize that /pol/ isn't satire? I'll start.
>in university for STEM
>forced to take a liberal arts course
>"yeah ok whatever, as long as I don't take a gender studies I'll be fine. Maybe history or something."
>Find a course teaching WWI
>the prof doesn't seem that bad
>Remembrance day is coming up
>Get really excited because we're probably going to talk about it during class.
>Buy myself a poppy and proudly wear it, then donate $20 to my local veteran's fund
>Class starts at 10am ends at 12, so we're obviously going to take a moment of silence for the vets at 11:11am as well
>go to class.
>Almost no one is wearing a poppy. See a few guys but no women with it on
>prof doesn't have one as well
>"Maybe he just forgot."
>Topic of today: "Women in the workforce"
>Prof rambling on about how women were vital to the war
>11:11am
>Prof rambling on about how this was really great for women's rights and that was the greatest thing to come out from the war
>I pull out my phone just to make sure today's actually remembrance day
>It is
>Wanted to raise my hand and ask if we'd have a moment of silence, but it had already past
>I was actually shaking
>Is this what being triggered feels like?
>I legitimately felt triggered by this
>"Lest we forget" in the newspaper today
>we forgot
>/pol/ was right all along about colleges/universities
>>70289483
I'll just leave this here
Which uni?
>>70290341
It's in Toronto.
You need not know more.
>>70289483
I don't get why you have such a weird reverence for people who are generally the dregs of society trained to murder other people.
I never thought /pol/ was satire
Since the first redpill thread I read I knew there were too many coincidences and the evidence was overwhelming
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>>70290580
>thinking pol isn't satire
kill yourselves stormweenies
>>70290519
the only people who didn't get sent to that war in australia and NZ were those too young, too old or too infirm and of those many lied to go anyway. It was, without any sense of exaggeration, an entire generation of men in their prime, from the best to the worst who went to war.
>>70290732
haha le raddit mayme
>>70289483
oh no, people with real lives discussing ideas and not focusing on stupid little traditions!
don't worry! your hugbox will always be here for you!
bet you couldn't wait to write this thread...
>>70290792
There's something virtuous about people forced to murder and be murdered?
Or if not forced, there's anything virtuous about someone who *WILLINGLY* opts to murder and be murdered?
I really don't think so.
>>70289483
>actually shaking
too obvious m8
>>70290519
>all men except the sick, old or jewish forced by policy to run into machine gun fire
>dregs
What the fuck do they teach you in school. There was a bloody draft mate.
>>70289483
Well, it could actually get worse if they remember this.
>>70290519
Because they gave you the ability to shitpost.
Freedom isn't free. As an American, you should know that.
>>70290732
/pol/ was right. If it was satire, then it would be wrong. Therefore your conclusion is incorrect.
>>70291037
I'll refer you to >>70290928
>>70290928
I don't think you understand the point of remembrance day but that's okay it's not really an american event anyway.
>>70291085
>they gave you the ability to shitpost
No. I don't think so.
>>70290425
I went to Uvic which is SJW central and it was okay. Of course that was 5 years ago.
>>70291095
It's the principles underlying what you're actually saying you respect or are giving reverence to that I'm questioning.
>>70289483
>Remembrance day
What's that?
The first holocaust denial thread i participated in.
I was really confused and could not sleep well
>>70291175
I don't need to answer your 'questioning' because you aren't even being serious anyway. Whether or not I agree with you (and I don't) and why about the """"underlying principles""" or whatever it is you think you're going on about is irrelevant because remembrance day is not and has never been about 'revering' war or murder it's a moment of silence for our countrymen who were killed in war, how that came to pass is irrelevant to the event itself.
>>70290906
>bet you couldn't wait to write this thread...
>5 months after it happened
K.
>>70290937
Ok, well, I wasn't really shaking, but it gets the point across. I was upset.
>>70290928
>There's something virtuous about people forced to murder and be murdered?
The vast majority are volunteers. Nice try though.
>>70291117
>No. I don't think so.
World would have looked a lot different if we didn't win.
>>70291178
Veteran's day, VE day, or whatever other day that celebrates veterans in the states. I'm not too familiar.
>>70290928
Can you hear the screams, Anon? Don't worry. It's perfectly normal. It is merely the collective cries of your ancestors in agony, that through the long march of bravery and hard choices that granted you the honor of breathing in this world, that their line should end with an asspie faggot.
>>70291394
I'm completely serious. I don't know what you think "a moment of silence" is about if you don't think it's about respect or memorial. Murderers are hardly respectable or deserving of memorial.
>>70289852
Classic dinduism.
>>70291508
kek
>>70291408
>The vast majority are volunteers. Nice try though.
Which is why I specifically addressed that *in the very next line*, leaf. ;)
>World would have looked a lot different if we didn't win.
Conjecture is neat.
>>70290580
>I never thought /pol/ was satire
We are not joking
Anyone who tries to say we are is a kike shill trying to undermine us.
GAS THE KIKES
RACE WAR NOW
>>70291610
kek indeed
Canada in WWI:
Fighting for the king of england
No control over their own foreign policy
Used as cannon fodder by the british
What a bunch of cucks, I wish Germany would have won
>>70291508
>>70291766
>>70291696
I guess they don't teach Vimy Ridge or what happened to Canada thereafter at schools in China.
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>>70291094
>>70290928
>>70290519
Lads stop replying to this underage b& now. Hit ignore and continue on with the thread. Look at how he's literally replied to every person who's replied to him. Obvious obvious b8. Stop biting and he'll go away.
>>70291869
meant "hide" not report on that one btw
>>70291869
Heaven forbid someone question whether brainless murderers, the majority of which lose half their functionality amongst actual people, should be remembered as "heroes", or fondly in any degree.
>>70291408
You made a thread bitching about disregard of history but you don't know the difference between Veteran's Day and Victory in Europe Day?
>>70291508
Then fuck off, everyone knows some guy on 4chan murdered someone one time, so that makes everyone on 4chan a murder according to your logic that only knows what hollywood thinks about war and soldiers.
>>70291869
He didn't reply to me, Anon. I think he knows I speak the truth. His spine tingles with the truth of my words even through his autism riddled head. His Father's do not cherish him. His shame is felt back to the first of his line. His name is Craven.
>>70292168
/pol/ has killed before.
>>70292031
They are all dead, they all lose their functionality, of course you can't function among people when you are dead, how stupid are you?
>>70292168
What the fuck are you even saying? What "logic" of mine implies that as a consequent? Is English not your first language? Are you a fast-food worker? Did you graduate high-school?
>>70292294
Thanks for answering all questions posed in >>70292305
in the affirmative!
>>70292347
*except the 5th one, which is definitively in the negative.
>>70292305
The logic that implies all dead soldiers murdered someone.
>>70292125
>You don't celebrate veterans during VE day
What kind of asshole are you?
Never forget the real heroes
>>70290519
pussy
stay in your dungeon masturbating to anime
>>70290519
>war is murder
TOPKEK
>>70292490
No it doesn't - I'm making a generalization about soldiers. Obviously not all of them are like the generalization. The generalization is made because I'm being derisive of anyone who's willing to murder someone, which is most soldiers. There are plenty who died without doing shit.
>>70292661
The pussy is you faggot. Keep sucking Abdul's dick while Jamal impregnates your sister.
>>70292748
Im not the one afraid of a little war you weeb beta
Its funny that I called you were a scared little weeb before you even started posting anime
>>70292697
War is murder. You'd like to pretend it's not so you don't feel bad, but you're a damned dick-sucking queer either way ;)
>>70292569
Two different days, two different wars, for the most part two separate sets of veterans. You might be the biggest Delroy on the internet.
>>70292807
You're quaking in y our boots. I'm not afraid of shit - murdering people is what niggers do. You promote nigger-ism, I fight against it. Keep sucking that dick, whiteboi
>>70292701
That is what you are remembering, dipshit, people who died to protect their countrymen.
Not all killing is murder either, but that seems far too complex and subtle for you to grasp, so maybe we talk more when you turn 18.
Where are you getting your statistics that most (enough to keep saying all over and over ITT) drafted soldiers in the world wars wanted to murder?
>>70292897
You're just making excuses for being a giant coward, you'd get steamrolled by any nigger or Ahmed out there because you've probably never touched a weapon, gotten in a fight, or wiped your own hotpocket induced liquid shit covered ass.
Now ask mommy to come clean you up fat fuck
>>70292918
I'm not remembering jack shit. Anyone who wasn't a murderer who was forced to die has my condolences. That's not what veteren's day or any other shit is about - it's about degenerate faggotry of "serving your country" and respecting murderers and the people who willingly went to murder and be murdered. It's government propaganda you little nigger.
>>70292873
if you want to be pragmatic, then yes you're right.
But almost everyone nowadays just clumps them into "praise all veterans during these days"
>>70293178
i think you are mad because no one will remember you. hell, no one even knows who you are now.
>>70293178
You are the biggest edgelord here, you'd let some nigger rape and murder your mother in front of you and probably attempt to make some fucking anime girl reaction face to stop him
muh nihilism muh ur a murderer muh I said nigger again
you're embarrassing
>>70293049
And that's exactly what makes it stupid. Remembrance day is just a huge PR day for the military to get numb nuts COD kids to sign up and fight wars for israel.
Haven't you ever heard of Poppy Fascism in Canada?! It's disgusting, people lose their jobs just because they don't want to wear a fucking retard piece of red plastic
>>70293034
>Anyone who wasn't a murderer who was forced to die has my condolences.
>degenerate faggotry of "serving your country"
You can't even be consistent for two consecutive sentences can you, dipshit?
Like I said, when you turn 18, get your first jury summons, and begin to form an understanding of the difference between killers and murders among many other confusing topics that make you so angry, we can talk again.
>>70292818
It seems that you don't know what constitutes as murder.
>>70293178
You are commanded by your god to fight for your country to honors your father and mother.
>>70293260
Why would I ever give a fuck about anyone but God? You're all *worthless* outside His commands and Will. You can pretend everyone else is as dependent on social validation as you are all you want homoqueer.
>>70293270
Great response Tyrone! 10/10 white wimminz!
>>70293377
Intentionally killing someone.
>>70293382
You wish.
>>70293392
The golden rule is the only commandment that Jesus gave.
The only way you can put together god's puzzle is through other people.
>>70289483
>Almost no one is wearing a poopy. See a few guys but no women with it on
That's how I read it.
>>70293486
>The golden rule is the only commandment that Jesus gave
>>70289483
>>70291085
>>70291408
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>>70293049
So the Canadian is being a total bro?
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>>70292031
>>70292818
>>70292897
>>70293034
>>70293178
And the American is being a lil' bitch?
>>70289483
Stop worshipping murderers.
>>70293439
Its just a coincidence that all those god fearing people died in wars to protect their families in your little brain?
>>70293615
No one's more of a bitch than an idiot-worshipping government sheep, kiwi.
>>70293410
It is the unlawful killing of an individual. Killing an enemy soldier during a war is not murder because it is legal to kill an enemy soldier during a war.
>>70293644
They were idiots who never read the Bible, and got dictated what is "said" by rats and weasels out to better their own worthless lots.
>>70289483
I feel your pain. I have to sit through my English class with a Feminist, politically correct, social justice warrior, try hard hipster professor. I literally cringe at times and whenever I speak out against something I disagree with people look at me like I'm an alien. College/universities are now liberal indoctrination centers.
>>70293682
Murder has absolutely nothing to do with what's written on some piece of paper somewhere.
>>70293735
Forgot my cute anime girl, just for you Tyrese!
>>70289483
I'm triggered too
How dare they
Our grandparents were shipped halfway around the world and died on those shores
>>70293735
You didn't even know honoring father and mother was a commandment, so I don't think you can speak about who has read the bible or not, you probably didn't even know the last chapter is all about a war and good people murdering for god.
>>70293178
mods im being triggered
>>70293673
Just out of curiosity what would you do if I shoved a cactus up your ass?
I'm guessing squeal in delight as it's the closest you'll ever be to getting your daddy back in your life.
>>70293765
Oh. You're an anarchist?
>>70293827
>You didn't even know honoring father and mother was a commandment
Where the *fuck* do you insinuate *THAT* from GIGA-NIGGA?
>>70290732
Here goes dude
>>70293615
close enough
>>70293902
You wish.
>>70293879
Since you dream of Jamal's dick in your gaping boipussy pounding away fro hours on end, it's unsurprising you bring up shoving things in people's anal cavities.
>>70293895
Yes.
>>70293282
>Haven't you ever heard of Poppy Fascism in Canada?!
No, I haven't because almost everyone I saw wasn't wearing a poppy. Walking down the streets, in school, or wherever, it was practically forgotten.
>>70289483
Who cares Veterans are mostly cucks anyways you are not redpilled
>>70293969
You are absolutely astoundingly brilliant in your ability to coherently, pointedly, and relevantly make responses in such a flowing and articulate manner! You'd earn top marks in first grade English!
>>70293282
You are disgusting
>>70290519
>>70290928
Yes, war is government sanctioned murder, congratulations for realizing what most people figure out around 16.
But what do you expect to happen otherwise? The tensions over power, resources, and ideology that caused the conflict to magicially vanish and for everyone sit down, hold hand and sing fucking Kumbaya? These people take it onto themselves to preform the most heinous acts humanly possible so everyone else doesn't have to, the only reason you are even able hold such naive opinions is that the military is the tool that upholds a semblance of order on an otherwise chaotic world to protect your life and livelihood allowing you to remain in that sheltered little bubble where you can convince yourself it's not a necessary evil.
Veterans take the burden upon themselves to go through hell and witnesses and commit terrible atrocities that they have to live with for the rest of their lives for your sake and for that they deserve a little god damn reverence.
>>70294157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it66GmDEW-8
>>70294190
>what do you expect to happen otherwise
I don't expect anything, because I think absolutely nothing of people's ability to make moral decisions in the face of adversity.
>>70294170
Its okay if you didn't get the reference, you did say it ten whole minutes ago, I wouldn't expect someone like you to remember things for more than a minute at a time.
>>70289483
>rambling on about how women were vital to the war
well they fucking were, the majority of the ground troops were shamed into enlisting. That war could ended so much earlier and prevented what lead to WWII, ofc the jews wanted their holy land so...
>"/pol/ was right all along", the war
>>70289483
At least you weren't forced to listen to 45/60 minutes of a Remembrance Day ceremony at your uni going on about how women and minorities suffered worse than most soldiers during WWI
Why the fuck are you all replying to a trip you goddamn new fags, filter and move on.
>>70294253
You already said you think they are murders who need to be forgotten even though their adverse decisions enabled your lifestyle and freedom.
>>70294240
He wasnt a Vet. Not to mention he likes JFK an Irish Catholic
>>70294397
This fag will shit up twenty other threads if we don't keep him busy.
>>70294114
You're way off base. Tune on a TV or look at any political hack even 2 weeks before war celebration day and everyone has a poppy.
A journalist a few years ago didn't want to wear a poppy (wasn't even against dur troops dur, just wanted a level of freedom) and he was fired shortly after.
Veterans strong arm business so that they can sell those pieces of crap and if a business kindly asks them to do it outside, the gimp vets try to picket them and shit.
Poppy is like SJW bullshit in most of Canada
>>70293282
>>70294465
Quebecois or Albertan detected
>>70294313
The difference is that when I said it it was coherent as a response, and when you said it it made absolutely no sense. I literally think you have the written communication skills of your average middle schooler right now. I know seventh graders who are more coherent in their writing.
Also >>70293836 HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!
Is this fucking *REDDIT*? "Attacking users"? Fucking *ATTACKING*? WORDS ARE ATTACKING, AND WRITING WORDS AT PEOPLE IS AGAINST THE RULES SOMEWHERE... OH WAIT! I'M COMMITTING CYBER-VIOLENCE! Oh holy SHIT you people are *STUPID*!
>>70289483
Brother, as a fellow Eng student, I feel you. Things are just as pathetic here at McMaster.
>>70295232
You wanted to know what you said that specifically made it sound like you didn't know what you were talking about.
It was not a coherent reply, it added nothing of value, you could reply "you wish" to anyone saying anything and it would be just as helpful and informative.
>>70295464
>You wanted to know what you said that specifically made it sound like you didn't know what you were talking about
Yes, that *WAS* the fucking point of the question - I'm surprised you actually managed to make that extraction. But the question *ITSELF* was
>Where the *fuck* do you insinuate *THAT* from GIGA-NIGGA?
and you responded to that with "you wish". That is completely nonsensical - nothing in that sentence expresses a desire or assertion about a state of affairs to which "you wish" would be a coherent response.
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>>70295739
lol sick username bro your mom make it for you?
>>70295739
It expressed exactly that phrase I extracted your ignorance on the subject from which is exactly what you asked for, dipshit.
Huh. Somehow I always thought the poppy thing had to do with Guy Fawkes. So it is a WWI remembering thing? Guess I learned something tonight.
>>70295739
hopefully your front teeth meet with a knuckle brass at full force during your lifetime
you completely deserve it
>>70296065
>American Education
hey, at least you learned something today
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remembrance_poppy
>>70296187
Why the fuck should someone with the world's best military be concerned with the ass backward practices of the worlds 22nd ranked military?
http://www.globalfirepower.com/countries-listing.asp
>>70296389
First of all, what relevance does that have to the discussion? He's educating himself on world politics, something Americans don't usually do.
Also
>America has always been number 1
>America was number 1 during WWI
and/or
>Everyone but America's history sucks, fuck learning history.
>>70296187
>American Education
I grew up in the 80s-90s and most of my education was centered on "Fuck Commies" and "USA #1". Everything I know about WWI comes from the Hardcore History's series "Blueprint for Armageddon"
>>70296625
Fuck learning Canadian History, yea
It's nothing but sucking the queen's dick and apologizing to indians and pretending frogs are equals
>>70294055
Ok, so you are saying that you don't care about the role they play in upholding the social order as you are an Anarchist.
Suppose all government institutions collapsed plunging the world into anarchy. What do you suppose would happen if humans were returned to their natural state? For chaos to reign indefinitely? Becuase human beings are pack animals, or more accurately communal creatures as the advent of agriculture has allowed us to move past hunter gather dynamics, almost immediately social order would being to establish itself again on a smaller scale only with much deadlier weaponry at our disposal and the means to cross vast distances in short periods of time. What would you have achieved other than fragmenting the existing power structure and setting the table for more and more brutal conflict of the sort which you are so critical? And then their is the matter of nuclear armaments, biological, and chemical agents which a currently under strictly supervised and regimented control being disperersed among rival factions.
If your goal is to achive some sort of ideal survival of the fittest sort of enviroment I'm afraid you are mistaken becuase in all likely hood given the current state of weapons technology armageddon and the extinction of the human race seems the more likely outcome.
>>70291658
> pol is satire meme
That meme was invented by Joot to help him sell his website. He thought no one would want to buy it if it was full of nazis.
>>70290732
>stormweenies
>>70290906
>hugbox
>ur all SJWs
>implying I think SJWs are bad
The only reason you come here is because you know there's truth here you can't accept on your own. So you make us beat the truth into you. Why would you waste your time here otherwise, it would be beyond boring. It's sad watching people like you flail around like a sad little bitch trying to fight the big meanies you've built up in your imagination. You must be close to hitting bottom in life.
Pro-tip:
>stop trying to keep from hitting bottom
>>70298955
Lol banned for trying to trip #rootbeer2
>>70291117
Australia will always proudly remember those who gave thier lives in the emu war to give us free shitposting
