Reminder that behind every Aussie shitpost is a depressed Australian crying for help.
Do your part and help a bogan out.
Tell him he's funny, tell him he's smart, tell him vegemite is a real food.
Australians are an important part of /pol/ ecology. Without them, the bottom-feeding Canadians will overpopulate the board and shit all over the place.
>>70287238
I wish we could detach Canada from our landmass and replace them with Australia instead.
muh weed
>>70287238
Fuck off cunt.
>>70288152
you are funny, you are smart, vegemite is delicious
I know that feels asuies,
I for one honestly and nonironically appreciate Aussie posting on /pol/
Canadians on the other hand can fuck right off
>>70287238
No depression here dickhead we know how to harden the fuck up
Requesting the info pic on how to deal with Aussie posters.
>>70288356
>Argentina
>White
Sorry, it's obligatory.
>>70287533
That'd be cold as fuck mate
>>70288418
you are funny, you are smart, vegemite is delicious
>>70287238
We need to make a new one of these for Canada.
>>70288523
>behind every leaf is a cum starved cuck
>>70288455
Kreike it's cold here now mate. Oy, how's the weather in Australia?
desu I like Aussies, they are cool
>>70288523
Why? Canada is an expendable part of /pol/ ecology, they contribute nothing of importance, and only exist to bully like India
>>70288454
I know
Someone get me a VB
>>70288634
I live in Smellbourne, so it's comparative to England on the basis of rain and general shitty and cold weather
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>>70288704
you are funny, you are smart, vegemite is delicious
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>>70288582
But, we already knew that.
>>70287238
This is why I love the Anglosphere.
We give each other so much shit all the time but when things get serious we band together and murder the living balls out of brown people and Germans.
Happy family.
>>70288152
Good one Aussie!
˃KEK-O-REK
I now see why so many South Africans move to Australia.
>>70288798
I'm in central Indiana here. It's been cold recently and raining too mate. Vegemite has been on the rise though.
>>70289080
Not to keen on killing Germans. But the rest? Amen. If I have to die in a trench, rifle in hand, fighting hordes of shitskins, I'd like a Brit, Aussie, and Leaf with me on the way out.
>>70289099
White South Africans are honorary Australians. We love them here.
>>70288658
Here, have a dank meme for your troubles.
>>70288152
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>>70289334
Enjoy this cuck getting BTFO and his cuckmobile to
Aussies > Leafs
>>70289343
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tufpWefL8X4
>>70289549
Whoa there. There's no need for such language and violence. It is 2016 after all.
>>70288365
If just one more Canacuck tells me I don't have the right to defend my person and property from a robbery, that I don't a gun, drones on about the wonders of his socialized medicine that he knows he hates, it's open season on every Maple Nigger that wanders South.
>>70287238
DAILY REMINDER THAT A GROUP OF CANADIANS CAN STRIP AN AMERICAN TO THE BONE IN 30 SECONDS
>>70289768
Only faggots insecure about their micropenis own guns
>>70289805
the fuck are you on about, you caribou-raping degenerate?
I bet you're from fucking Quebec, ain't ya? You fuck.
Sydney and Melbourne are pretty based tho.
Doubt they can be depressed
>>70289916
GODDAMNIT! I'm taking that shithole down! If you are a decent Canuck, hide in the Yukon, I have a fondness for it. Toronto is the heart of my wrath, but Calgary, Edmonton, et al shall not be spared.
>>70287238
Did you know that statistically speaking there is a 15-18% chance that the American you are replying to is a NIGGER.
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>>70289599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Urtiyp-G6jY&nohtml5=False
Aussies make pretty good music
>>70290157
>Breaking News; Americuck caught by Mounties trying to 'kill all Canadians'. The Ameridiot was thoroughly sodomized, and sent back to the hellhole he crawled out of
>>70289100
I was born and raised in Lafayette. Then I got the fuck out and moved to Wyoming. I don't regret it. Indiana was depressing.
>>70288798
Men At Work was a very inspirational 80's band.
And The Paul Hogan show was comedy gold.
Cheer up Joey.
I haven't got time to be depressed. I have shitpost quotas to fill, and red tops to drink.
>>70289805
You mean clothing right?
> Fucking maple-syrup drinking, hockey playing, gay lumberjacks jacking it to their wives being fucked by Tyrone and Achmed at the same time while taking Britains credit for burning DC
Am I an Honorary Aussie yet?
>>70290234
Please... post some real aussie music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZAhzVvgY-c
>>70290131
Confirmed for never having been or lived there m8
>>70290131
yeah nah coconut-brah.
I live in blacktown, sydney. it's not nice.
gotta lock all the windows and roll down our metal shutters just to go to the shops.
got cameras installed and have trained my dog not to pick up food that isn't in his bowl
>>70290546
Close enough cunt, here's your beer and smoke!
>>70290234
I prefer Poor Ned by the same guys, I sing it with my mates when we're all drunk and walking home from the pub
>>70290614
>Coontown
More stories please mate i live out in the bush its boring as fuck but at least no breakins.
Fuck living in the towns and cities.
>>70288152
>you are funny, you are smart, vegemite is delicious
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>>70288455
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>>70290514
you are funny, you are smart, vegemite is delicious
>>70290614
I'm not too far from you m8
how sweet is your boy pussy?
>>70290643
Thanks, ya cunt!
>>70287238
>bogan
But I'm Serb diaspora, m8.
I still love my Anglo bros tho
>>70290692
not that much to say
some cunt got wiped out at the train station near me cause he was trying to cross the tracks
can regularly hear commies doing skids, they seem to be v8s though which is good
sometimes I go to the industrial area for skids and see another commodore, usually do the international hand signal for skids and they'll rip one
>>70290777
wrong way round tripbrah
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>>70290614
lol I must haved visited the good parts?
I was in New South Wales and Bondi and it was pretty based.
In Melbourne I can't recall what part of the city I was but it must have been downtown, near Etihad Stadium.
I thought it was pretty nice, good looking girls, good food, it was a bit expensive but I enjoyed every second.
>>70287238
You guys did this yesterday. Get fucked
>>70288152
>you are funny, you are smart, vegemite is delicious
>>70290866
Sounds good when i go into town about an hour away in coffs i have a little hoon.
She leaks a bit of oil gonna get her fixed when i get some money together and get a mid level cam put in when i get some work in this shithole m8
ls5.7 4lyfe cunt
>>70290957
Yeah tourist parts are fine to visit but too expensive to actually live in. If you lived here it would be a different story be stuck in the outer burbs with crime and immigrant cunts everywhere it isnt fun.
Where did u go in nsw?
https://youtu.be/hz1P40Dt8lg
bottom feeders clean shit up. the only reason we'd overpopulate is because you faggots are shiting everywhere
>>70288152
you are funny, you are smart, vegemite is delicious
>>70291041
I was near Hyde Park
I went to this place twice I remember
http://www.sydneytabledancingclubs.com.au/clubs/pure-platinum
Lots of strip clubs you have in your country m8
>>70287238
What the hell is a bogan? Is that slang for an anal fissure or something?
Fuck all white people (expect the females).
>>70291001
what the alas didst thee just fucking sayeth about me, thee dram the horror? ill has't thee knoweth i graduat'd top of mine own class in the navy seals, and ive been involv'd in num'rous secret raids on al-quaeda, and i has't ov'r 300 confirm'd kills. i am did train in g'rilla warfare and im the top snip'r in the entire us cap-a-pe f'rces. thou art nothing to me but just anoth'r targeteth. i shall wipeth thee the alas out with precision the likes of which hast nev'r been seen bef're on this earth, marketh mine own fucking w'rds. thee bethink thee can receiveth hence with declaring yond the horror to me ov'r the int'rnet? bethink again, alas'r. as we speaketh i am contacting mine own secret netw'rk of spies across the usa and thy ip is being trac'd even but now so thee bett'r prepareth f'r the st'rm, maggot. the st'rm yond wipes out the pathetic dram thing thee calleth thy life. youre fucking dead, peat. i can beest anywh're, anytime, and i can killeth thee in ov'r seven hundr'd ways, and thats just with mine own bareth hands. not only am i extensively did train in unarm'd combat, but i has't access to the entire arsenal of the unit'd states marine c'rps and i shall useth t to its full extent to wipeth thy mis'rable rampallian off the visage of the continent, thee dram the horror. if 't be true only thee couldst has't known what unholy retribution thy dram cle v'r comment wast about to bringeth down upon thee, haply thee wouldst has't did hold thy fucking tongue. but thee couldn't, thee didnt, and anon youre paying the price, thee goddamn clotpole. i shall the horror fury all ov'r thee and thee shall drowneth in t. thou art fucking dead, kiddo.
>>70291041
falcunt, how's it doing mate
also bought an ls1, vy
>>70291991
Haha! I just love your mannerisms. Very clever. Did you have vegemite today? I want to try it someday. I bet it's great.
>>70291991
Haha small w/o/rld
Whats your vy? SS Club bogan spec got a pic?
Same old staying at home waiting for work that will never come
we are a bunch of cuckasfuck liberal faggot retard welfare babies here. fuck aus.
>>70288152
you are funny, you are smart, vegemite is a real food
Also thanks for sitting on your ass all day while I'm banging your shelias
>>70292556
You are funny. You are smart. Vegemite is a real food.
And you showed the Emu's the what for can do attitude of the mighty Aussie
>>70288634
It's "Crickey", Amerifriend.
>>70289080
Spotted the Jew.
Aryans and Anglos are brothers. Every time we have fought, it has been at the behest of the merchant, for THEIR gain, not ours.
>>70287238
stop your propaganda
aussies are awesome
>>70292408
nah, berlina, no pic cause I just bought it and its getting fluids done
man, these things fukken fry tyres, how do cunts deal
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>>70292681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5r3HAJh8es
>>70288365
At least Auspies are kinda funny about it. Canadians are just irritating.
>>70287238
I miss Steve Irwin :(
