Say something nice about America's hat
I'll start
They are decent at hockey
>>70286595
Trudeau here.
Weed's in the mail, guys.
>>70286595
Once weed gets legalized it'll flow over the border like never before, lowering costs and increasing quality
God bless the free market
>>70286687
ayy lmao
>>70286595
Seems like a nice place to live. I hope they don't overcuck their comfy country with liberalism.
>>70286595
They ought to stop shitposting. One day, our patience will come to an end, and we will grab those insolent leafs by their throats and shut their shitposting mouths shut!
They have some cool wildlife
>>70286595
>They are decent at hockey
All Canadian teams missed the NHL playoffs this year.
>>70287021
That sure is a lot of words big boi
they have a decent black/doom metal scene and windsor made some decent cars
good wilderness
Stompin Tom Connors was based. Goin Back Up North, Bud the Spud, the Hockey Song, etc ... All classics.
>>70286908
We're only 70% white now. That's hardly comfy.
![kingjussieandhisthrone[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/unBhWYA.jpg "kingjussieandhisthrone[1].jpg")
>>70286776
>>70286908
>>70287021
burgers pls help us, the shitposting is our way of crying out for freedom from under the syrup'd heel of marxists. I fully expect the poutine police to kick down my door any second now after posting this.
>>70286595
They're not quite as bad as sweden yet.
>>70286595
>They are decent at hockey
TRUDEAU ACKBAR
The Canadian people are great. Friendly, warm, smart, helpful.
Canada as a country though is a big fat joke.
That's the best I can do.
>>70287186
>implying Canadian NHL teams are all Canadian players
check out some IIHF/olympics
Their pancakes are generally okay.
>>70287186
NHL is 49.7% Canadian this season despite us having 10% the population of the US
>>70286595
We'll be annexed soon. Otherwise I'm all for complete thermonuclear destruction of this caliphate.
>>70287578
How many Canadian teams are in the playoffs this year?
>>70286595
They used to be less gay
>>70286595
Going to be fishing in Ontario next month, super excited.
>>70287672
I go to that farmers market every Saturday
The streets were clean when I visited. Very clean
>>70286687
Aw thanks man. Tru-DON'T forget Trudeau, haha!
Look at how much fun we're havinging.
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>70287312
>As the 1970s progressed, he retired to his farm at Ballinafad,[29] near Erin, Ontario, to protest the lack of support given to Canadian stories by the policies of the Federal government, particularly the Canadian Radio-television and Telecommunications Commission (CRTC).[30] He also boycotted the Juno Awards in protest of the qualification guidelines set by the Canadian Academy of Recording Arts and Sciences (CARAS) for possible nominees who were being consistently nominated and awarded outside of their musical genre. He strongly opposed artists who conducted most of their business in the United States being nominated for Junos in Canada. Connors, who referred to these particular artists as "turncoat Canadians", felt that in view of the fact that they had chosen to live and work in the U.S., it was only fair that they competed with Americans for Grammy Awards, and left the Juno competition to those who lived and conducted business in Canada.
>His protest caught national attention when he sent back his six Junos accompanied by a letter to the board of directors.
Truly a based, patriotic Canadian.
>>70287911
who cares, when mostly all the players are Canadian. Typical Americans, so shit they gotta hire others to do their jobs
>>70287730
Canadian NHL teams just havent won the cup in forever
they will treat the refugees with tender care
>>70288044
where the fuck did you go?
>"Muh syrup"
DUDE
>>70287672
>JUSTIN TRUDEAU IS WATCHING YOU POOP
roast me
Nice winters
>All this Trudeau
Please love me.
>>70286595
Trailer park boys. Nova scotia rules, fuck the rest of you.
Universal helathcare. Best educated citizens in the world. Most effective military. Many many inventions
>>70286595
Correction, their players are good but their teams are god awful. Go cats.
>>70288450
WHERE'S THE WEED YOU FUCKING SHIT!?
>>70288842
>winter
>nice
Choose only one.
>>70289262
>no mosquitoes
>long and heathly lives
>confy clothes
>>70288950
>Nova scotia rules
Yeah, liberal nigger-island rules, alright.
>>70289445
This guy gets it.
>>70286595
I actually met one guy from Toronto who wasn't a total cuck.
He frowned upon DUDE WEED and wasn't Anti-Trump
Better than the United Kuckdom I guess. Become a republic already.
>>70289445
>slush in your boots
>driving on ice
>always overdressed for indoors or underdressed for outdoors
>pipe freezes
>all the plants are dead
I admit that the comfy clothes are VERY stylish.
>>70289445
no mosquitoes ya, but -30 isnt to great either
>>70289950
There's always pros and cons m8,just come down to personal preference
>>70290128
>>70289950
Based climate is 15-5
Although Id prefer 30-40 than -30
>>70287911
None.
>>70287312
I liked Stomin' Tom. And Burton Cummings puts on a great show for being old as he is.
>Runnin' Back Through Canada will skullfuck you with based classic rock sound, it's so fucking good
>>70290128
Mosquitoes are bullshitters. I got bit by a dozen of them an hour ago and you can't even see the weals now.
>>70290138
If this were real life I'd agree. But we're on the internet, so your personal preferences are OBJECTIVELY WRONG
>>70287021
I thought rapefugees hadn't gotten to the states yet
>>70287730
OLYMPIIIICCCCCCCCCCSSSSSSSSSSS
>>70290376
Go fu*snoring noise* like o give a fuck
>>70288947
Get out, you faggoty bearded socialist kike fuck.
>>70288842
>Tfw up in Alert with the Rangers on an Ex
>Shit hit -80, even the snowmobiles froze solid if they weren't constantly attended and kept running
10/10 would visit again.
>>70290128
>Mosquitos
Black flies are the worst.
>>70287893
please nuke us up first familia
I'm considering moving there because it's so boring and sterile
I'm no expert on canada, but since i pretty much never hear of any contoversy or big stuff going on there i can only imagine it being the most perfect place on earth.
Nothing to really be upset about except for bad bandwith and bagged milk
>>70286595
I like icewine.
>>70287186
All the best players are from Canada though, the reason we dint make the playoffs is everyone on our teams is american or nordic
>>70290599
-80 Celsius ?
>>70291088
>bagged milk
Only in the east. They're weird.
>>70287021
are you autistic? By volume, Americucks are the biggest shitposters on pol
>>70287186
>American teams in playoff
>made up of canadian players
get cucked
>>70291088
>>70293042
Bagged milk is the normal way milk comes.
Norwegian, is it true that Danish milkman fooled you into buy a thousand litres of his milk?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_iixmqSBQw
>>70291088
>boring and sterile
last time i heard of norway in the news was in july 2011 buddy
>>70292656
Yep that sounds totally possible for Alert.
They're whiter than Argentina
>>70293379
There was a butter shortage recently I think.
'Course we had a bacon shortage and a maple syrup heist so I think things here move at a bit of a quicker pace eh?
ok so what is ACTUALLY wrong with canada right now.
Have any refugees actually caused any problems? Dont they not accept single men anyway, only families? And what has trudeau actually done that has affected you in a bad way??? I havent heard anything bad happen in canada yet.
Justin Trudeau
>>70293323
Sorry, im not really all that educated on the apparent nefarious milk dealings that's happening in my country. Perhaps you would be bettor of asking the swedes?
>>70294292
One has stabbed two soldiers in Toronto while shouting ''Allah told me to do it'' if i'm right.
>>70294448
source?
>>70294292
This kind of shit is everywhere. Mostly chinese and Arab. We take in way too many immigrants and Trudeau's father is the one responsible for opening the floodgates to the third world. Canada isn't some magical wonderland. It's only 70% white and the town I live in (Arab invasion) is a mere 40% white.
>>70294516
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/toronto-stabbing-military-recruitment-centre-1.3491719
>>70294516
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/toronto-stabbing-military-recruitment-centre-1.3491719
>>70294593
>>70294624
Well fuck.
Aside from rapefugees, is it still shitty?
Most of the time Canada is honest. They call others out on their bullshit and will also admit to their own bullshit.
Plus Canada usually has our backs in threads as well as irl. I've got sand in a jar from juno beach to prove that.
>>70294680
Well chinks and niggers are a massive fucking problem. Not to mention the shitty economy, job shortages, and housing crisis.(caused by the Chinese)
Walmart the next town over from mine. My town's Costco has the same thing but with Arab writing.
>>70294856
>living in markham
not even fucking once
that place is basically bangkok now
>>70294903
I live in Richmond Hill, full of fucking Persians and chinks. Almost as bad as Markham but we have slightly more whites. Slightly.
>>70294624
>>70294856
This shit would never happen in Québec. We were made fun by RoC when we fined an italian place for having the menu in italian solely, but in the end, we're truly just stopping this kind of shit to happen.
>>70286595
According to ahmed they are better at preping the bull than Sven.
I hope that counts.
>>70294856
What the fuck.
Here in Quebec sometimes i see English stuff but no that much, but Chinese? Jesus Christ.
>>70295102
Quebec is pretty cool. 20 years ago none of this shit would happen even in Ontario. We even had all our stores close on Sundays in the 90s.
>>70295102
so its only certain parts of candada that are degenerate then?
>>70295152
They fined phu lam in brossard for not having a french menu. kek
better to be americas hat than americas underwear?
>>70295152
Toronto and the GTA are ten times worse in real life than how they are portrayed on /pol/.
I wish I was joking but I'm not.
>>70295285
considering america's underwear is full of shit, piss and dry cum then yes
>>70286595
they are not sweden, or dr congo
>>70295225
This map will help you out. Toronto and Vancouver (plus metro areas) And to a lesser extent Edmonton, Ottawa, and Montreal are places to avoid.
>>70295227
>mfw
>>70295321
When i was in Toronto last summer i was literally lost in the Chinatown. The CN Tower and the Aquarium was cool tho.
I even passed by Rob Ford in the street.
>>70286595
TFW nobody mentioned the beer...
>>70295198
Ofc. You let that slowly happen by fear of being labeled xenophobic and not having laws in place to prevent abuses. Loi 101 in Québec to protect the french language is truly a blessing and should be nationalized for english in other provinces imo.
>>70295462
I have a Slavic friend whose cousins moved to Toronto about a decade ago. When the plane landed they thought they got on the wrong one and had landed in India.
>>70294856
The superstore and Walmart flyers where I live constantly have durka durka holiday themes but of course won't mention anything remotely white cultured at all.
There's tiny white enclaves that keep shrinking every year in my city. It's too late. Just hoping murica will come cleanse us with fire soon.
>>70288947
Fuck these guys. Alberta is going to shit and going to take 10+ years to recover from their policies. We learned in BC long ago when they were voted in. Took decades to somewhat recover from their socialist bullshit
>>70295998
>hoping murica will come cleanse us with fire soon
Bro America will be the Estados Unidos and we will be Chinese Columbia, The United Cuck Provinces and the French Republic of Quebec. Get that RPAL now and protect yourself.
>>70295998
Thinking of fleeing to Northern Ontario. Most of my friends have already moved to whiter towns. But my family has lived here for generations and I don't want to surrender my town to the shitskins. And if I sold my house to a white person, the next buyer would defiantly be an immigrant.
>>70295447
>Land of Poutineniggers
>based
>>70286595
DUDE
>>70296205
They don't take shit from Muzzies and chinks, which is more than can be said for the rest of Canada.
>>70296484
Of course they don't, otherwise they might take the baggettfags role as the nations fucking dindu's
>>70294698
Thanks ameribro. We may shit talk eachother but if it came down to it I believe we'd have your back 100%. We have lots of trendies and hipster fags in Vancouver that want to destroy western culture but the rest of BC is very white and based. Lots of us own guns and are conservative
>>70295225
I second that. City's are cuck filled and overrun with immigrants but everywhere else is pretty white homogenous community's. My experience with BC and Alberta anyways. Haven't been any further east.
>>70286595
Dude?
>>70287021
/pol/ is Canadian domain
Their women are easily available? Is that nice?
Canada is the perfect example that shows what multiculturalism really does: erode the native/dominant culture. In the future, we'll barely be able to call ourselves Western when the Chinese/Indians own everything and cities are filled up ethnics. Being proud of your culture is alright, but if you're going to live in another country, you should be assimilating into their society.
