Why are American cop cars so backwards, retarded and can be outrun on a bike?
Also general American degeneracy thread.
Also why are their walls made out of stiff paper?
Can't outrun the radio and then they'll beat you to death when they catch you.
We're tough on crime.
>>70282827
>low hiring standards
>corrupt unions
>muh thin blue line
did I miss anything
Also this retarded bullshit.
>>70282884
>random photo of wall, no context
Seems legit
How can I live a less degenerate life /pol/?
Please, help.
>>70282931
This. I work with police on a daily basis. I've seen them beat the FUCK out of people or give them a 10 second taser ride for pretty minor things.
>muh gunz
What is the matter Achmed? Did you visit the states and get your shit pushed by a pig? Your rapefugee shit don't fly on this side of the pond.
>>70282827
>>70283012
Your fucking cops seize bike wheels and your government puts warnings on plastic knives. Do you have a license to browse the internet at this hour Ahmed?
>>70282827
ha ha what ? cops destroy people in america, they have the courts on their side they run people over with that 8 cylinder crown victoria you just posted
>>70283004
>low hiring standards
I need people to stop with this meme.
copfag here, it's damn near impossible to get hired.
>>70283298
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>>70283303
>ahmed
Bro your country is literally only 63% white.
There's over a 1/3 chance you're a José or a Tyrone.
Britain is 87% white so checkmate.
>>70282827
Most police departments stopped using those Ford Police Interceptors since they stopped making them in 2011.
>>70283298
fuck off and bin that silverware
>>70282827
The average cop car haven't been Crown Vics in a minute anon, vast majority are Chargers these days.
Regardless, the Crown Vic hauls ass and is heavier than most vehicles on the road. Most important though is it is bossmode on the highway, nimble and fast as fuck once it's up to speed. It's a V8 or a V12 under the hood anon, fuckton of HP being popped off by those bigass boats
>>70282827
Cops where I live drive Dodge Chargers. Not sure which year model but they're recent. They look pretty nice. They also have SUVs. Some kind of Ford, I think. Recent models as well.
>>70283405
HA HAHA trudeau u just redeemed yourself
>>70282827
>>70283579
but them crown vics were the shit, 8 cylinders of raw power !!
>>70283012
Inexcusable, even spider bite ridden convicts could into metric.
Are you in the 1988 OP? Cops drive Chargers, you buck toothed nigger
drywall is cheap and easy to fix and it makes electrical,plumbing, and insulating way cheaper aswell.
Maybe if you stopped using bricks like some medieval plague doctor you wouldn't live in a tiny midget home.
>>70282827
Also, when I so much as fart or whisper how come my entire apartment can't hear it like in based britbongland?
>>70283012
Obligatory
>>70283568
Yea but luckly we handle it extremly well compared to other western countries
>>70283798
wew lad
>>70283798
To be fair, the picture OP posted is some really thin drywall. Looks like the garbage they put in mobile homes. Ew.
>>70283435
cops are already pretty damn stupid as it is.
I'm legitimately afraid of what the idiots they have to turn away would do with a badge and a gun
![DODGE-POLICE-CAR[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Z4gl7ex.jpg "DODGE-POLICE-CAR[1].jpg")
>>70282827
AHAHAHA YOURE JOKING RIGHT? HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW COP CARS?
>>70283463
63% is literally more white people than your entire population silly sharia scum. Our police keep jose and tyrone in jail, while yours give them children to rape on a silver platter.
>>70283568
>>70282827
>>70283504
AUSTRALIAN FEMNIIST AND LEFTIST REPORTERS TRIED TO KIDNAP IN MIDDLE EAST AND ARE NOW IN JAIL CRYING
LEFTIES BTFO
GET IN HERE
>>70283579
Yeah, here in Mexico (at least in my state) patrol cars got all replaced for Dodge Rams and Chargers
Cant find a pic of my city's patrol cars (Chargers) so have a Policia Federal instead
>>70283529
congrats you are safer than a 3rd world nation
>>70282827
I respect american cops, they are really cool if your no some retarded nigger yelling fuck the police.
I got pulled over with keith ellisons's (US congressmen) son in my trunk while smoking blunts cop asses situation says my tail light is out and he reccomends taking side streets home to not get pulled over again, The smoke billowed out of the car
https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/emperor-trump
>>70282827
> be me
> move from UK to Canada because why the fuck not
> buy a v8 4.6l car
BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT#
cars and petrol are so fucking dirt cheap this side of the puddle m8
>>70282827
we got gestapo black cars where i'm at
>>70282827
bullet outruns the bike.
checkmate, niggers.
>>70282827
That's a car from the late 90's you limeys. New cop cars are Dodge Chargers
WE'RE HERE TO FREE YOUR ASS!
>>70283707
You can pick em up for about $800 off of craigs list. Lots of fun to off road in them, they are beasts.
>>70282827
Because you can't outrun the following on a bike:
1) A bullet
2) A radio
3) A helicopter
Three things that American police have and use
>>70282884
gypsum board is used because it doesn't burn and slows the progression of fire in houses, saving lives.
t. former USG employee
>>70284578
And the based Ford Taurus. Badass if you ask me.
>>70284493
Those are my favorite. We have happy, white cars that make niggers think we're easy targets.
Ironic considering their bodycount.
>>70282827
>Why are American cop cars so backwards, retarded and can be outrun on a bike?
A cyclist can outrun a Ford Crown Victoria?Max speed of the vehicle being 128 mph (206 km/h). Average cyclist can't exceed that.
>>70284731
Chargers are shit maintenance and Taurus has no fucking room. Explorer master race
REAL CHAMPION SUCCESSOR TO CROWN VIC COMING THROUGH
chargerfags need not apply
>>70283298
To be fair, of those 3 you can safely say 2 are nignog gang warfare, leaving 1 legit gun murder per 100,000 that is unavoidable.
A small price to pay for the freedom to bear arms.
>>70283745
My dad's department just got rid of all of their Chargers and replaced them with the new Explorers.
>>70282827
Europe has much higher standards because their laws are different, populations (and police forces) are smaller, and you only just started learning what diversity is.
>>70283433
>8 cylinder crown victoria
this
i don't know why you're shitting on the vehicle, under neath the hood of every police car is a well maintained beast. how do you think it is we got high way chase videos of cop cars keeping up with m6s and shit. this is true for most cop cars, especially ones in the EU, where the traffic police has to keep up with lambos on the autobahn.
>>70283298
now show the rate for white people only
>>70284044
The Dodge Charger Pursuits are excellent.
Cops in my city drive different cars. The patrol cars are a mix of Chargers and Vics. Undoubtedly with Chargers replacing Vics as they die. All the undercover vehicles are Ford Expeditions. Which are awesome. The vans are all old Dodge rape vans. And the local party van has no identifiable manufacturer because some dickwad students ripped it off both ends of the vehicle.
>>70282827
It's all but retired now, but the Crown Vic is pretty awesome. It's tough and heavy yet quick. On your tiny city streets it would be a bad choice.
>>70282827
Crown Victoria's are pretty god damned fast
Plus; Britain; they're called "crown Victoria's"
Ciao! Pull over mi amore. I have got a pizza for you!
>>70283114
>random picture of a wall with a hole in it
OP's mother's office
>>70283463
Did you forget you're on a tiny inbred island, Ahmed?
>>70283271
ems or fireman?
>>70285007
>>70285128
I was talking to my buddy in CHP and he told me the transmissions have already blown out on most their explorers
They only bought the damn things in the first place because of some new government mandate about needing to be able to fit 4 cops and their gear in a single car so they could respond to some vague threat of terrorism.
The whole program was basically a colossal waste of time and money
>>70282827
Is anyone in Britain smart enough to install proper home plumbing.
>>70282827
>so backwards
As opposed to who's?
America was the first nation to have patrol cars therefore you are all backwards from us with your pussy ass sirens
Eat a dick
Also you clearly have no idea what an inhabiter is
>>70283463
>>70283298
>>70282827
Doesn't Britain use Vauxhalls for police cars? Explain that one
>>70285692
>All the undercover vehicles are Ford Expeditions. Which are awesome
In my city two mayors ago our mayor passed a law that took forever to impliment but now when our cops bust drug dealers and chop shops they take cars that can't be identified to be given back to their respective owners(or the owners are the people put in prison) and use them for under cover operations as well as very stealthy patrols
>tfw got pulled over by a white chevy volt with a dash light for not seceding to oncoming traffic when making a left handed turn through an intersection
>>70282827
>Why are American cop cars so backwards
>Drive supped up Crown Victorias to Dodge Chargers that range around 200-460 HP
>Look at England
>Buzz around Vaxhaul Corsas and Ford Fiestas
I think you meant to say is why are American cops not super fucking gay such as yours
Bootlickers and pistolsniffers have derailed a classic UK vs. US /pol/ thread.
Abandon.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4JOem2b.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>70287099
No they drive these
>>70286923
senpai, that's lower than in the US
>>70287473
But you own a fraction of the guns. We also have a lot of cities and states that have strict gun control, which means more gun violence.
>>70287397
>>70282827
>pic related
>Why are American cop cars so backwards
What does this mean?
>>70287942
basically means not up to date
>Them Muslims have a backwards ideology
>>70283579
>v12
They are single overhead cam v8s. Good for 200hp at best.
>>70287397
/o/ has derailed a classic UK vs US thread
> fixed it for you
>>70283012
That would be better if it gave the actual explanation of the temperature scales.
Temperature of salinated water in a basement as the baseline vs temperate that water freezes as the baseline.
>>70288178
In what way is an average American patrol cruiser...not up to date? You have to understand, I said "average" because it's a state-by-state and even county-by-county thing.
How about you tell me how it isn't up-to-date? How did the car hurt you?
>>70288214
250 horsepower at the rear wheels 300 pound feet of torque
>>70283435
You didn't finish your statement.
It's impossible to get in if you actually are white and have honor, and want to protect your community.
If your a female and or black you will pass they automatically.
>>70288511
Reminds of the movie "A Place Beyond the Pines"
![smart-police-car[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1wf8K2G.jpg "smart-police-car[1].jpg")
>>70288745
you're taking it way too literally m8
u seem a bit backwards :^)
>>70288745
I got thrown out of a gas station in Memphis for having a Michigan State Police Crown Vic
> be me
> pull in to get gas
> walking to store black guy behind counter says never thought I'd see one of those again, that Pepsi Cola blue pitse Michigan State Police right?
> tell him yeah, I got it isn't auction with a matching Chevy Tahoe
> he softly shakes his head and said I never wanted to see one of those again followed by you can leave
> tell him as soon as I get my gas and get ready to hand him the money
> he holds up his hand and says no, no gas I want you to take the car and leave my gas station right now, I'm not joking and it's nothing against you, it's just that that car is not welcome here and I would like you to leave now
Since I didn't feel like arguing with the guy and there was another gas station right across the street where the clerk probably wasn't traumatized and I just went over there still it was a weird experience
>>70289174
Well that's the New York state car in the movie took place in Upstate New York I think
I actually used to have a 96 Caprice that looked just like that except mine was from Ohio
>>70283579
Crown vics used the same 4.6 from the Mustang. Like 230hp, but they can run at 100+ with 0 issues until they run out of gas.
Are Chargers that good or am I missing something?
>>70289969
Everyone I know who's gotten them has liked them.
The cops I know wanted a heavy body on frame car with a v8 to replace the Vic, they were all afraid they'd get some faggy v6 car or be stuck with the SUVs, which suck dick for almost everything.
>>70283435
Residency requirements are an issue in my case. I refuse to live in a shit neighborhood. I don't want to work anyways, but my parents made me do something, I just didn't think they'd call my bluff about being a cop. Thank god they don't want me moving either.
>>70289504
>nigger letting his gay ass emotions get in the way of running a business
Wow, who ever could've guessed it?
>>70282827
I Drive a decommissioned cop car.... i love it very much!
>>70289504
hilarious
>>70282827
crown vics are a lot of fun. They drive like a souped up 80s cadillac. A ton of well maintained former cop cars are coming on the market. You can be a dick and scare people into thinking you're an undercover cop 90% of the time which is double the fun too.
>>70282884
It's chalk and paper. They're the reason we can build massive properties everywhere. Cheapass houses use thin ones but nice ones use double thick double layered ones that are about as thick as brick.
>>70283161
pic related
>>70285937
>tfw saw one of those driving around Bologna
>tfw cop driving looked like a kid opening christmas presents
>>70288511
Fishkill, nigga you near Brewster
>>70291191
New Paltz
>>70282827
>makes fun of soild, reliable rwd police cars
>his country uses 1.3L fwd shitboxes
>>70291274
Gotcha, grew up in Putnam county
Murdered out trucks with black reflective ghost lettering.
>>70291641
Better pic
>>70291297
Is that an armored car from the Northern Constabulary's knife disarming unit?
>>70284044
It's funny ppl taking op seriously...... Of course op typed in American polo cars before he made this thread n new we don't still use that shut...... Plus idc but I've seen British cop cars they're ugly as fuck fuck u op
>>70282827
They are mostly poor violent Irish. The dindus and the potatoniggers keep each other in check. It is simply understood the police will not bother us wealthy whites.
Post yfw 500hp of justice rolls up in your mirrors and hits the cherries
>>70283012
never been to the UK, eh, m8?
>>70292316
Sweet ride
>>70282827
buttblasted brit detected
>>70282827
>implying cop cars are made to be fast and not utilitarian
Enjoy your Vauxhall slimey. Let's see what happens when they have to do real work like hop a curb, perform a pit maneuver, or not overheat going top speed down a freeway to chase a nigger.
>>70293016
>hatecrime hotline
"Hello, police? Yes, where are the closest niggers, I feel like smashing some with a baseball bat?"
>>70293016
Yeah, seriously, fuck those faggots out east.
>>70282827
Sheeeiiit. Better bin that knife. Faggot.
>>70284044
this look like they were made by the company that created robocop or some shit
>>70293339
That's bitchin, im sure you have looked up DARE cars in the US, usually drug seizures turned into community relations cars. Some are used for patrol.
>>70283435
>BLET CLASS
>MATH 050 TO PASS
pick 2. dont give me that shit that its damn near impossible to get hired. all the fat retards that couldnt get jobs as security guards or in the army are cops now. you fuckers are crooked as hell, and cause more crime than you stop. you sons of bitches couldnt catch a 5 year old stealing a couch though a doggie door.
>>70283298
yurop only puts statistics as murder if eh killing goes to trial, and the offender is convicted of murder.
not if the person is shot to death and the case is never closed, like here in the states.
>>70292394
No, only the retarded faggots niggers still use imperial in the UK.
Personally and most people I know have switched to metric.
>>70293654
Yeah there are some communities that use seized vehicles as community relations or patrol cars. Breddygood idea IMO.
Edmonton police has an anti-street racing unit that's funded by donations and sponsors, and they have a couple of fun whips like the Mustang and SRT Challenger I posted. But the really neat thing that they're actually all drag cars too, so you can head down to the local 1320 and "race the cops" on weekends. There's also have a Tiburon for the tuner/riceboi crowd, aaaaand one other car, which I was kind of saving for last (pic related). It's a bit of a beast (and a total trailer queen). But boy is it fun to watch her dig in at the line with all the lights going.
>>70287722
Keep trying you old chap, one you'll might be able to rekt America
>>70283881
never forget
>>70295775
why are american cars so shit
>>70283012
>"superior" measurement system
>can't even get a man on the moon
>outrun an american cop car on a bike
You britfags may have softcock diesel powered pamper mobiles for cop cars, but we don't.
>>70283298
US is bigger and more populated than most of those "countries" combined.
The severe lack of common sense outside the US is disturbing.
"save a life, fuck my wife" ~ UK
>>70283435
you should see the retard I work with who just got accepted into the phoenix academy. He is bi-lingual in spanish (he is part mexican) so there is that but boy is he a dipshit.
>>70283004
>go through 6 months of boot camp
>low hiring standards
Yeah nah
American here.
Quit porn, fast food, alcohol and durgs. Now I sit on the floor cradling my knees and occasionally browse pol when the misery is unbearable.
>>70283012
You invented this system, why did you abandon it? Even cucknadians are more Imperial than you.
>>70296544
It's rate per 100,000 of population senpai
>>70296175
9/10 Bait bc idiots will reply
>>70282827
all hail michigan
>>70297117
>his transportation isn't 1hp
Anything more is just a waste
>>70297117
these are always cool, getting a car like that to be a cop car, but the Crown Vic was far more multipurpose wasnt it. You could do both chase AND arrest. while in a Corvette Cop car you can't arrest someone. Same with the mustant or charger or challenger ones. sure they have 4 seats, but you cant seriously put a criminal back there because there's no back door to allow for a sectioned off holding area in the back. you have to slide the front seats forward
>>70297252
this works but they totaled it
most american police officers are now assigned motorized wheelchairs
>>70296666
satan quads. I do agree with you, there is a hispanic dude that i work with that is 4 years older than me and we graduated high school together. Good thing he speaks Spanish I guess?
>>70297252
Crown vics where amazing Used to build cop cars one of the most common things police forces would ask for where corvette engines in the Vic those fuckers where fast.
>>70297332
maybe its just me, but I was never fond of those overly designed police logos with detailed waving flags and shit. Its just too gaudy to me.
give me a simple 2 tone car with police written on it any day
>>70297524
Like pic related?
> I think the Galls catalog is what started all that fancy graphics shit, or at least if they didn't start it they certainly helped popularize it
http://m.galls.com/
>>70297524
they use those cop cars in the woodward dream cruse and shit, they are generally for show, and donated to the department.
>>70282827
>crown Victoria interceptor
>slow
Alright you bongshit you triggered me. Good job. I bet you bongshits have fast cars so you can drive away from the peaceful refugees with butter knives
ALSO
Crown Vics have a 0-60 of 6 seconds
New dodge charger interceptors have a 0-60 of 5.6 seconds
Thats all you need for highway shit. I mean, we have some crazy PCP induced niggers but I've yet to see one ride down the highway on a stolen bike going 60 mph in less than 6 seconds
>grew up in the town that built crown vics
>plant was gonna close pretty shortly after the recession hit
>the news of this caused such a flurry of orders from police and taxi companies the plant was kept open for another three years
When that plant closed it killed the town. Glad I got out and over to the states.
>>70282827
Dream on UKfag.
>>70298487
I don't know I've heard the Chargers have a little bit more maintenance difficulties than the Crown Vics did
From watching too much football and UFC and the like; the average Americoid has been programmed to come tumbling down on the ground as soon as they get into a physical altercation of any sort, that's why you see so many people start to act like they're convulsing as soon as a cop lays a finger on them.
>outrunning a bike going 15-20mph by a guy pumped on adrenaline
>>70282827
Says the country that literally uses Vauxhall Vectras as their police vehicle.
Now compare with our police cars.
>>70287669
>live in city with strict gun control
>60% nonwhite
>murder rate 1/100 000
>half that ignoring the 2% Somalis
>gun control causes crime
>this is what poltards actually believe
>>70284692
>gypsum board
>gypsum
is this real life?
>>70282827
move the fuck out of the way
>>70304352
>leaf
>>70287099
No, every single police car in UK is exactly like pic related.
>>70282827
Every force from the small towns to the big cities AND the state troopers all had an interceptor / high speed chase car in those days though.
If they didn't choose a Mustang they'd choose a Vette or a Camaro or a like American car, or something even more exotic, usually a drug seizure car.
Guys check out "The Trump Effect" before the EA Cucks take it down.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7F082JKzJqE
....................................................
Plus check out this Trump video : Our last hope.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0zafmqQ3G0I
But I agree with the other posters, don't fuck with the Crown Vic Interceptor. It's destined to become very collectable.
>>70304993
>>70283012
i agree with the 0 - 100 scale, but the breakdowns in america are so much more practical.
>>70286923
Nice death toll learning curve spike there, and still as high or higher than before gun ban
do wesbrit fags run down the street now screaming for a gov camera view ?
>>70283881
gangster my nigga
>>70283298
SHUT THE FUCK UP UK YOU FUCKING RETARD
2 lives are worth having freedom you fucking dumbass. I just wanna knock you in your fucking teeth you pussy, dont give us shit for our sexy guns
>>70289504
>going to memphis
>ever
it's the detroit of the south
>>70283529
also what kind of relation is this
>Kills per 100.000people
vs
>Owners per 100 people
>>70284277
thats cause >>70289504
>be me
already knew you were a faggot
