Who is our greatest ally?
I don't mean client state either. I mean ally.
Either France or Australia. Australia always follows us into war, and France liberated us.
>inb4 Britain and Canada
Canada is merely a good neighbor. They are actually a shit ally. And the Brits aren't much better, truthfully.
Probably Japan
They graciously let us occupy them and have military based there to protect us hegemony in Asia
>>70259723
Especially after we nuked them.
>>70259516
Agreed. Canada is shit. But Australia idk... They have a very high unfavorable rating of us.
>>70259246
Japan and the UK militarily
>>70259246
You don't have any allies after the Iraq fuck up. Everyone is distancing themselves from you.
>>70259723
Theyre more of a military protectorate.
The merchant.
>>70262062
Japan and Australia doubled down tea fag.
there was a time we were everyone's greatest ally as we kept your money safe.
but then fucking leftists retards changed that because apparently not disclosing how much you have is a crime.
Fucking communists I swear.
Reporting for duty
France
Australia/Middle Canadians
South Korea/Japan
Poland
Costa Ricans
Argentineans
Texans
West Canadians
Britain
(This could eventually be Poo in Loos spot if they could ever get their heads out their asses and realize we're better friends to them than the Russians)
Israel
Quebecois Canadians
In that order.
>>70259246
Greatest ally goy
>>70259246
But goy what about israel your greatest ally
>>70263444
in what world is argentina an ally of the US?
We are mate. Almost got sick of your shit for a while there, but we're your greatest ally.
>>70259246
kindly remove that umarex from the Flag
>>70259246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpHbLwzIla8
>>70265168
Remove the pussy ass .380 too. Replace it with a .357 or .44 magnum revolver or something.
>>70259246
Finland
Hands down Australia is our greatest ally the rest of you hate us cause you ain't us
UK
Israel
<loyalty gap>
France
Rest of Commonwealth
>>70265665
we hate your freedoms!
>>70259246
No one.
You have only client states.
>>70259246
You have alot of allies but only a few friends
>>70259246
We've fought wars with england and canada. There were plans to even attack canada around 1900. It is only since the jews took over our political system that we've become buddies with canada/england.
We have no greatest ally. No other countries are even relevant in an ally sense. We are our own greatest ally.
>>70265859
HAHA IT SAYS U R GAY
>>70259246
Anyone who doesn't say Israel is objectively wrong.
GOD BLESS THE STATE OF ISRAEL AND GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES.
>>70259516
Sorry about that
>>70259246
Yeah and fuck you maybe !!! *burst crying*
Rhodesia
>>70264346
Since 1998, they've been designated as a Major non-NATO Ally (MNNA). I admit, that doesn't mean much, knowing some of the others that are on the list.
U.S. firms number among 1/3rd of the top 100 most respected companies in Argentina. To Argentina, the U.S. is their 4th largest export market and 3rd largest import market.
It's just the old Argentineans that don't like us. The young ones pretend so they don't make the old ones mad. They're our best ally on the South American continent, by far.
Plus they're white...
>>70259246
uk is your only ally
>>70266255
We let them down. That's where we should have went instead of Vietnam.
>>70266127
Please go, Ted.
>>70266105
Castrated Germany would be an ally, but... it's nuts were cut off 1945 and never grew back. So, .... useless eunuch can't be ally.
>>70260290
Mate don't take it personally, you should hear what we say about the poms.
>>70266357
>>70262062
Jealous Brit detected. How does it feel knowing your former colonies prefer America?
I'd like to say Canada was your greatest ally in the past, but those days are long gone : (((. I'm gonna go with France/Australia and maybe the Brits.
>>70259246
Silly, anon. America is every country's ally when they need help.
>>70266497
You are funny...we value you as a person..vegimite is a real food
>>70266497
The corner of your flag rings a bell. It looks exactly like another flag...just can't put my finger on it.
>>70263444
>israel
Good goy
>>70259246
the jews, duh.
>>70266452
Notice France at least engages in "freeing" countries along with the USA. Look at the Libyan paradise we have today thanks to them?
>>70259246
for some reason our government loves involving our soldiers in your unnecessary wars without any gains so I would said Poland
>>70259246
nigels n nips ourr gubberment sucks you gubberments dick like no1s buisness
>>70259246
WWI
Intervention in Russian Civl War
WWII
Korean War
Vietnam War
Gulf War
War in Afghanistan
Iraq War
War on ISIL
We are surely you're greatest lapdog, massah!
>>70259246
See >>70259516
>>70259723
>>70260183
>>70260290
>>70261089
>>70262062
>>70262184
>>70262344
>>70262669
>>70263444
>>70264181
Clearly the UK is the only ally you can rely on when you fuck up wars and owe debts to every other country you filthy fuck cucks
>>70267467
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN U CHEEKY CUNTS M8
>>70266497
maybe you but thats not the feeling I get from most Aussies.
Still doesn't really both me, if we wanted to keep you we wouldn't have issued a declaration of legislative independance for the Commonwealth in 1931; it was movements based in Ontario and Melbourne that were calling for continued Union.
When Australia was given legislative independance; Western Australia attempted to seceede and petition for annexation.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_Australian_secession_referendum,_1933
>>70263444
>>70263444
In what way does israel benefit america at all?
>>70266127
Israel refused to accept the true King, Jesus Christ. This is why their land is in turmoil. This is why they will never have peace until they accept Jesus. God is cursing them, not blessing them anonbro.
>>70266138
Oh, Canada! How could I ever hate an apologetic soul like yourself?
>>70267467
UK/Israel
Both long term strategies involve sucking US dick forever. (to be fair US sucks jew cock, but that's because jews are smart)
>>70267719
More Jews than Israel senpai.
>>70259246
Obviously us :)
>sell you oil
>hot arab chick amateur porn
>entertaining beheading on liveleak (I know you american like violence too)
What's not to love?
>>70259246
If someone invade the American continent we will be their best bros
Don't count on us for retarded imperialistic adventures though
>>70267975
So American jews want the USA to help Israel, presumably because they have ambitions to some day leave the states and live in the promised land, why don't they just fucking leave already?
>>70268186
the house of saud are crypto-jewish
>>70268186
You again, eat pig and die you disgusting subhuman muslim
>>70268186
There was the whole world trade center thing when a bunch of Saudis accidentally flew into some beloved skyscrapers.
No worries though we invaded Iraq and Afghanistan to fix it.
me, myself, and I.
>>70268186
Lol. No. The only reason we're even remotely nice to you is because you sell us oil and buy weapons from us. The beheadings are entertaining though, I'll give you that.
>>70267719
They're only reliable ally in the middle east so there's that.
I would say Australia though. We can always count on them. Don't ask me why they like us.
>>70268329
So American jews want the USA to help Israel, presumably because they have ambitions to some day leave the states and live in the promised land, why don't they just fucking leave already?
Someones got to stay on deck and steer the ship; not everyone can enjoy the cabin.
>>70268520
apart from when they are sinking american battleships in egypt and orchestrating terrorist attacks on new york
>>70268520
>I would say Australia though. We can always count on them. Don't ask me why they like us.
Because they see you guys as having held off the Japanese invasion after the fall of Singapore; guess they feel they owe you one.
>>70266065
This.
you could argue Ireland is pretty good with us.
Wtf is this board? Some kind of homoerotic country roleplay?
>>70267467
>when you fuck up wars and owe debts
wasn't it america that bailed you out of getting cucked by Germany twice?
>>70269028
>you could argue Ireland is pretty good with us.
No. No you couldn't.
You clearly know very little about Irish politics if you think that's the case; they won't join NATO, they've never assisted you in a war and have always maintained strict neutrality.
>>70267467
>Clearly the UK is the only ally you can rely on when you fuck up wars and owe debts to every other country you filthy fuck cucks
Calm down you British queer and put another fag in your mouth. Stop pretending like you aren't lock step and ready to do the same shit we do. Pretending like LONDON is innocent of anything is a cock goblin' joke. Here's where the difference is.
We take all the shit. We take all the bad press. We take all the fuckin' mudslingin' bullshit. And what do you do? "Well golly gee, World, you have to understand that we really didn't want to interrupt our tea time. We're civilized, you see. It's just that America made us do it and we had to because we promised. It's not our fault, really. Very sorry, though. Too bad. Shame. I've got an idea! Let's all make fun of the stupid Americans, shall we? Tee-hee, their humor is so boorish, is it not? Ho-ho! Right-oh old boy. Good fun. Pass me some more of that NHS, will you, Roger?"
>>70269192
>wasn't it america that bailed you out of getting cucked by Germany twice?
The only reason you are a power is you reaped the profit of two world wars instead of accepting international responsbility.
>>70268687
What invasion? The slippery Nips would have starved to death before they would have reached any of the major east coast cities, just like they did in PNG.
I work on the civilian side of the DoD. Half my bosses are US Army, and half the gear we use is yank shit. I think we have a pretty good relationship with your burger brothers.
For me though, Mother England will always have a special place in my heart.
>>70259246
France
There hasn't been a time when they were not on the side of the US. It's strange why so many French hate Americans. We're a damn squad.
>>70269358
>
There hasn't been a time when they were not on the side of the US. It's strange why so many French hate Americans. We're a damn squad.
the retards bankrupted themselves bankrolling your seperatist campaign and they literally starved to death in the streets and lost their entire Empire because of it.
>>70269490
Haha, still upset about that one Britain?
>>70269333
>The only reason you are a power is you reaped the profit of two world wars instead of accepting international responsbility
I thought we accepted responsibility for winning both of your world wars
>>70269237
Not really; we only joined in the Iraq war because of US intelligence (which had been relativley credible before hand); we didn't join the mess that was Vietnam and the Cold war; you joined our alliance in 1941 and you took our place after our economy gave way.
>>70269490
They're even trying to become America. They imported their own sub-population of negros that will be in poverty in perpetuity and will only serve to cause racial strife for the benefit of nobody.
>>70269348
>>70269607
>Haha, still upset about that one Britain?
To be honest I'd like tomake the memey goodbye colonials but in the grand scheme of things no; we dropped the US colonies in exchange for a World Empire and markets wise we did better with having you as an Anglophile nation to take our place after we gave it our all maintaining the liberties of Europe.
We went with bayonets fixed to the Kaiser and the Furher as we did to the French Emporer in 1802.
>>70269490
Then when the French Revolutionaries came looking for the debts we owed to the Kingdom of France, we told them to go fuck themselves. It was poetic
Truth is it really looks like this:
France
Britain/Australia/West and Middle Canada
South Korea
Japan
Quebecois Canada
>>70269771
Yeah I think all of Europe seems to think we have to model after the US immigration.
>>70269879
>>70269348
Hopefully after we pull out of the EU this common travel agreement comes on the table and we mend old bonds with the Commonwealth realms.
One Queen, One God, One People.
>>70259246
UKuck easily. They're basically our shock troopers whenever we decide to wage another silly war. Our half faggot and transexual marines finish up and then take all of the credit.
>>70269957
Actually no...france saw you as useful idiots to shaft us with..when the job was done they left you to it..Morocco should be on your list.
>>70269916
That one always makes me laugh, French history is literally an array of tremendous fuck up.
You bankrupted their nationand then defaulted knowing they couldn't do shit; you get your sense of humour (as skewed as it is) from your Mother ; Columbia.
>>70267174
At least we try to clean the mess (operation Serval and Barkhane)
>>70269897
SHHHHHH! This one still thinks Britain could have beat the Germans without the Americans. Nobody tell him. It's cute.
I bet he think the British version of the Office is better than the American version, too...
Silly Brits.
>>70270206
We have been fucking up the middle east for over a 100 years..you cant have all the fun m8
>>70259246
I would say from a pragmatic point of view.It would have to be Canada, we have each others backs.Litterally. But it's like the U.S. is Homer, and Canada Is Flanders...
>>70270295
>At least we try to clean the mess
Don't even try joining this conversation Françoius
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uukBpYD9PU
>>70270319
We dont think that...we are gratful for the help desu
but if we failed they would of been coming for you next
pic related..hitlers original plan...
>>70270319
Nah, we wouldn't have been able to hold the Germans, it took a far worse toll on us than them; but the Soviets did the heavy lifting not the US; you were on par with us in forcing back the old men and boys from France and facing Mussolini's backwards marching army.
>>70270319
And we chose bankruptcy fighting them instead.
>>70270459
Just curious then..Why did Hitler Try to sue for Peace after Dunkirk?
>>70259246
America is both its own greatest ally and worst enemy.
>>70259246
we personally just want all of you to nuke each other
>>70270319
The USSR beat the Germans
>>70270409
>anglo
France
>>70270627
Paddy wants nuclear war so he can grow super potatos and out do the Welsh marrow's at the flower show.
>>70270525
This. The Soviets actually won the war, but we helped the UK hold out longer.
>>70270561
Hitler wanted peace with us to team up against russia and you guys...he saw us as aryian cousins and loved our history and culture
we turned him down many times and eventually declared war when they invaded poland
it was probs a gesture desu he wanted to beat us not exterminate us.
France
Australia
Canada
Japan
>>70270784
>he saw us as aryian cousins
Kek
>>70270688
Lol you want to ull that one?
France: 18,000 to 22,000 SS volunteers across seven French only divisions
Entire British commonwealth (and Americans): Britisches Freikorps (British Free Corps of the Waffen-SS), 1944: 54 men
>>70270784
Yeah, that part always didn't sit right with me. Over the last few years my view of Hitler as an unmitigated monster has changed, no doubt in part because of /pol/. But I have learned a lot more about the man, and no longer hate him, in fact, I do somewhat pity him, he did seem to get fucked over quite a lot. Also, anyone that can survive 42 assassination attempts has SOMEONE watching over them for sure.
>>70270881
He considered the British a people brainwashed by the Jews.
He considered Americans a nation of race mixers and traitors of Europe.
And France as France.
>>70266322
Seriously. Although the outcome could have very well been the same, anti-war movement and all
>>70270938
It was an honour to fight with our German brothers
>pic related, this 3 guys were better pilots than any pilot of the RAF
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special_Relationship
We might argue on 4chan but in the real world we are super best buds, sorry burgercucks.
>>70270699
a nuke isn't even necessary to destroy your country UKaphilate
>>70270881
Nazi propaganda and the United Kingdom
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
The position of Nazi propaganda towards the United Kingdom and its inhabitants changed over time. Prior to 1938, while Hitler tried to court Britain into an alliance, his propaganda praised the British as proficient Aryan imperialists. Later, as the Nazis realized that they would have to fight the United Kingdom, their propaganda vilified the British as oppressive, German-hating plutocrats. During the war, it accused "perfidious Albion" of war crimes, and sought especially to drive a wedge between Britain and France.
>>70271304
>It was an honour to fight with our German brothers
kek a Teutophile Franc, that's a new one; in all seriousness though that is some serious cucking, German repeatly wipes the floor with you from from the early 19th century onwards and you just want more; no wonder Hollande is so buddy buddy with Merkel.
>>70271060
He was a man who loved his country and did somert about the Bolshevik communism encroaching on his country.
he was not the monster the 100 years of history books made him out to be.
>>70271150
read
>>70271372
>>70271371
>a nuke isn't even necessary to destroy your country UKaphilate
How are those £6 Billion a year susidise going for you paddy? if the Pakis take over then cuck you harder than an Anglo-Irish trade war till you adopt Sharia; so how about you little taigs teachs us how to make some gelignite and we beat Ahmed at his own game?
>>70269237
capped, brilliant posting my friend i chuckled a little
>>70271372
Yeah I saw it, nice review of it; as a general ovewrview of his personal views from Mein Kampf though.
>>70259516
"ya i love aussies and the french, they are always down for getting involved in fruitless wars where we kill lots of brown people. canada never seems to want to take part in our pointless wars, what losers!"
>>70270358
i keked, underrated
>>70271847
Its not like every piece of stainless steel ever made was thanks to Canadian miners or anything.
Also, we invented insulin. Those fat fucks should love us, we enabled their gluttony.
Us, no question. Not even sure how it happened but we never dog our mates.
>>70270319
the British version is far superior you puerile yank,
Don't get too comfy, Lizzie is coming...
>>70259246
America... period. No entangling alliances bro
>>70270319
You'd have to be a complete nigger to think the US version of the Office is better than the UK version
>>70272138
>>70272138
When the happening truely happens, then happens will happen whilst happens happen as happening happen through happens.
>>70272322
>>70259246
Canada. No 2 Nations on earth have as close a relationship as the US and Canada.
>>70272495
Didnt trudeu try and ban trump i hear?
>>70271372
PERFIDIOUS FUCKIN CABBAGE-CUNTS
>>70271476
>a Teutophile Franc, that's a new one
>we had a French SS-division
Yeah, sûre, "new" one
>>70272541
I don't blame them, Trump seems like he'd be dangerous to have as leader of the US. He knows almost nothing about foreign policy aside from "muh wall"
>>70272760
Obama aint doing much better desu..and trump will just listen to top notch advisors.
I want him to win just for the sheer keks to be had! can you imagine him against merkel?
>>70272741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xtr_3_MJPWw
>>70259246
We used to be once. I'm not sure if anymore.
I remember when I was a kid and travelled in USA everyone was excited to meet an Israeli. Last time I've been there some Americans thought I should be ashamed of my country.
We still love Americans here, though, but not as much as a decade ago.
Hopefully things will get better with Hillary ad your president.
>>70272138
I don't want to live under British law thank you. I like being able to say Islam is a stupid religion without being jailed.
>>70271847
>>70271960
You mad motherfuckers need to dude weed and calm down. Not our fault your country is irrelevant to the point you have to take credit for a hormone the body produces naturally. Gaetan Dugas is that you?
Canadians Obviously, We're basically just a less prosperous America
>both spawned from Britain
>both MAINLY speack english
> both have over consumption problems
all we need is a more conservative mind set
>>70273204
Personally, I think France.
>>70273116
I would agree with you but HM's Sharia force is patrolling the streets outside and I can see one browsing this thread on his halal laptop; and I don't want to draw attention because I owe them £3 million in TV licensing fees.
>>70273022
AMERICA WILL ALWAYS STAND WITH G*DS CHOSEN.
But seriously the only people who care about Palestinians are butthurt college liberals who think they dindu nuffin.
>>70272887
>collapsing American Hegemony
>destabilizing the european and east asian
>a wave of unprecedented nuclear proliferation
>just for the sheer keks
Not worth it.
and what "top notch advisors" advise abandoning NATO, Japan, and South Korea and telling them to develop nukes?
What "top notch advisor" gives the great advice of weakening our own military's abilities to respond anywhere in the world on short notice by shutting down our overseas bases?
Trump is a fucking moron that thinks our bases in Japan and South Korea are for THEIR benefit. They're not, they're for OUR benefit.
Aussies and Brits. Even though it's really all just for show though. Would a 7ft tall heavyweight boxing champion need to bring two children to a fight? Nah...
>>70273311
I kek'd
>>70273303
We're butt buddies admit it
>>70273601
>Would a 7ft tall heavyweight boxing champion need to bring two children to a fight?
It's more like bringing your Father and half brother for moral support; your father previously being a heavy weight champion whose legacy you're trying to live up to and your ambitious half brother who is stuck between loyalty of the two of you. .
>>70273601
>Implying dad cant into war as good as his son can
>>70272954
Degrelle is Belgian though
>>70272954
I only ...
The UK was our greatest ally right up until they pussied out of Syria, and now the French are our greatest ally. This is the only correct answer.
>>70272954
Belgian Enoch Powell; not as soft with words though.
>>70273311
>he doesn't have an assault laptop license
top kek lad
I love them cannibal American loving niglets
>>70274326
>he doesn't have an assault laptop license
Only for senior constables who have undergone cuckold senstivity training and have recieved their level 7 Potato peelers weilding license.
>>70274309
We joined in though in syria m8
Liberian cannibal nigs! They are our most loyal send backs. We shoulda let them get down in Iraq when they offered.
>>70259246
We are alone.
Feels like half the people in Wales are choking on the American dick 24/7.
Don't know if it's the same for the rest of the UK, but a lot of Welsh people fucking idolize you yanks.
>>70259246
oh canada!
France is the best answer. We clearly have a relationship where we don't mind being blunt with each other, but also have each other's backs when it really matters.
I talk a lot of shit about the Brits, but they are easily our most trustworthy ally.
I feel like Canada just puts up with us because they don't have a choice.
monroe fucking doctrine
>>70274822
I fucking wish.
France
Australia
Japan
All three have been phenomenal allies
You brits would be on here but you talk too much shit
>>70266255
Please come back
We are your best ally! Don't give up on us! Saskatchewan just voted Conservative!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa3SvlhRzgM
Look at us! We are your best buddies!
>>70259246
Smith and Wesson
>>70270551
Nice, we wuz bros n sheeeit
>>70275338
I simultaneously hated Harper the smarmy cunt and pitied him like Tony Abbot.
Always found the analogy hilarious that when Trudeau became PM; much like when a new Pope is chosen at the Vatican; white smoke was emitted from the tower on Parliament Hill.
....As harper desperatley burnt documents before they unlocked the cabinet.
>>70270681
Go get integrated by Argentina you joke of a nation.
>>70275551
>white teeth
shit recolour senpai
>>70259246
Kek sorry for not following you to 'Nam or Iraq x2.
You guys are mouth breathers when it comes to foreign wars. But great neighbours overall.
>>70275763
Liberal lies!! Harper is a hero!!
Trudeau has paid the media over a billion dollars!
Our glorious and good leader was taken down by the evil and corrupt media. Just like what is happening to Trump now.
France clearly. We exist because of them
Ally Sheedy
inb4 skinny whore McBeal
>>70263444
>quebecois
oh boy, you're sure gonna be disappointed when you finally meet one.
also
>western canadians
>mostly bc hippies
>not oil-hungry albertans who are basically hippies with cognitive dissonance
the only people who are pro-american are rural people, whites, and christians. those groups are slowly merging more and more every day
>>70275626
It's beautiful.
I would say anyone willing to continually be a close friend or ally nation is top notch.
We love to fuck over and agitate or closest friends, to their bewilderment and frustration.
Sorry guys, love you all though 2bh
>>70276058
>France clearly. We exist because of them
Obviously didn't value the friendship enough to pay your debts back though did you burger.
Or are you Yanks still only running the line of the Légitimistes?
>>70276232
Fuck you Eastern Liberal hippie cunt bag!
Go kiss some more Quebecois ass.
Trudeau is from the East. Everyone in the East voted Liberal.
The West.. especially Calgary, Alberta is the only surviving bastion of Conservatism in Canada. Calgary Alberta is Stephen Harper's home city. He is our hero.
>>70259246
Australia will follow you burgerbros to hell and back. Love you cunts.
>>70259246
Modern or historical?
Poland for the former, Mexico for the latter.
>>70276058
>France clearly. We exist because of them
>implying the country that has turned their backs on us more times than you can count is our ally because of some elementary school propaganda
Fuck off.
Here is where our leaf came from and why we're proud of it.
>>70269192
Milo why are you always using silly names
>>70263444
WTF are we Costa Ricans gonna do in a war? Smoke pot?
>>70278850
behead people? bring the bunda?
>>70268186
YOU'LL PAY FOR THE WORLD TRADE CENTER ONE DAY YOU SCHEMING FUCKS
1 NUKE PER TOWER
NUKE 1: MECCA
NUKE 2: TO BE DETERMINED
SOON
>>70279310
>Bunda
You got it
>>70279626
oy vey
>implying Israel isn't America's greatest ally
Australia probably.
But only because they need you more than you need them.
In reality they are as anti-american as anyone else.
>>70266007
The Eagle feeds on the rats of the world while the lion keeps the jungle in check
>>70266065
Live together die alone
>>70279626
3 buildings fell, Larry Silverstein gave the order to pull.
>>70270551
Wait what the fuck was that the Superman speech turned into the bioshock speech? That caught me off guard it goes together so well.
