Are you ready?
http://nypost.com/2016/04/06/newly-discovered-planet-could-destroy-earth-any-day-now/
>>70246578
I knew it
>>70246578
haha apocalypse now, sell me your stuff goy
>the Nibiru idiots are back again
Please just stay in >>>/x/
We're not going to have an earth shattering event during our lifetimes simply because we happened to be born in this era, stop being so self important.
>>70246941
Scientists observe orphan planet like Nibiru,The ancient Mayan calendar comes to an end on December 21 this year and some believe that this will coincide with a cataclysmic, world-ending event. And one of the most popular doomsday scenarios involves another planet, known as Nibiru or Planet X, crashing into the Earth.
Wait, is it 2012 already?
>>70247171
December 21st? Didn't people think the world would end on the 21st a few years ago?
>>70247374
2012
>>70247461
Sure, asteroids and gravity is /x/
>>70246578
Will clicking on this link make me safe?
>>70246578
The NYPost is really rock bottom for linking to content from The Sun.
I mean come on...
IT HAS BEEN FORETOLD BROTHERS! GLORY TO KEK!!!
>>70246578
Planet X has been talked about for fucking DECADES.
It led to the discovery of objects like sedna but all these faggots saying there's a neptune sized planet orbiting far away from the sun are fucking retarded.
Nice clickbait FAGGOT.
>>70247171
How many calendars those fucking mayans have? I could swear every year have a fucking day which is the end of the mayan calendar.
>Planet Nine was identified in January by the California Institute of Technology
Fair enough
>Professor Whitmire [...] University of Louisiana
>claims Planet Nine's passage through a rock laden area called the Kuiper Belt is responsible for the "extinction events".
>Now some are convinced there will be a collision or a near miss before the end of April.
Now this is the part where facts are interpreted by retards
So maybe this can kinda explain why we have such advanced intelligent life?
Think about it like this :
1) Every 26-27 million years, according to this article, most life is wiped out thanks to a comet storm sent into the inner solar system by a rogue 9th planet disrupting the oort cloud and such.
2) This prevents a few species from ever completely dominating the planet and allows very stupid (but highly fit) creatures to return to the dirt after a short period of time.
3) Thanks to both the constant clearing away of competition and pure chance, intelligent life becomes the norm this cycle.
I'm not saying this isn't all crackpot coming from The Sun, but it actually kinda is plausible and is almost the ME3 storyline except the causes are natural and on a smaller scale.
>>70247916
M8 they are fucking calanders. They get made yearly.
>>70248334
It is entertaining to think about just like all of the woo woo conspiracy /x/ stuff.
>>70246578
>as early as this month
wouldnt we like, see it?
>>70248334
There is no evidence of mass extinctions that frequent and there's certainly no evidence of mass extinctions from a hail of meteors.
The only remotely comparable event was the actual formation of Earth when the accretion disc itself rained fire on everything for billions of years.
This article is absolute horse shit and that should be evident by the fact that they literally got the story from a single person's guess.
Cool
>>70248895
It is horseshit, no doubt.
I'm merely entertaining /x/
>>70248826
Not if CERN opens the Neptune portal launching the asteroid into the earth's core.
>>70248334
>is almost the ME3 storyline except it's not complete shit.
Fixed it for you.
>>70247171
our calendars end on December 31
every year
>>70247909
Computer models shows that planet 9 is most likely Neptune sized or bigger planet that got ejected by Jupiter.
Asteroids aren't really a problem anymore
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2280485/The-asteroid-busting-lasers-powered-SUN-soon-protect-Earth.html
>>70249599
Computer models show whatever you want them to show.
Depending on what objects you select you could probably make an argument that a second fucking sun sling-shot all of them into their orbits.
There are millions ore billions of rocks whizzing around our sun and some orbits are more eccentric than others. To pluck out a few of them and, based on absolutely nothing, assume they were all in their orbits for the exact same reason is just shitty pop science for headlines.
>>70249699
You wish, bro.
>>70246578
>hey look , i made some calculation
>this mean we live near a new planet
>6.000 years of looking in sky and not a single sight of it
>come on , stop it religious biggot ! it's 2016 ! math can create planets who were never seen before.
And people say religious people are dumb.
>>70250226
delete that pic, please.
>>70249699
>he thinks they'll have it up and running this month
>>70250226
are those new tj fetish pics?
Finally!
>>70250226
You realize calculations were used and even needed to find anything and confirm it is a planet beyond Saturn, right?
It took us until 1930 to discover Pluto, which is visibly larger from the Earth than even a Jupiter would be at the distances being described.
>Thinks he can observe a planet directly that far away.
It is so painfully obvious you never paid attention in school.
>>70251367
really nigga ? our telescopes can find planets in other solar systems but we can't even see a planet in our own ?
>muh 1930
I don't give a shit , IT'S 2016 NOW !
you're a good sheep m8, a shame you're an american, your people could think by themselves before being manipulated this easy.
guess the jews did the right thing to start indoctrinating you since you were young.
I wonder how the next generations will look like after gender classes for 6 yo old.
Fuck it. I'm ready.
>>70251367
>Thinks he can observe a planet directly that far away.
We can.
Pic related.
It's sedna. The object that's 1000 km across (a fraction of the size of pluto) and a much MUCH more eccentric orbit.
Something the size of neptune would be easy as fuck.
>>70252161
Sedna's orbit.
>>70251896
ready for what ? an imagined planet that mysteriously just throw random comets at us now ?
>>70252233
didn't even know this one existed , still seem too far to be a threat at all. or can she ?
>>70252387
No....Sedna is not a threat.
>>70251873
>>70252387
>>70250226
>French education
>>70252559
good i can sleep comfy tonight.
And do you believe in this new tenth planet that will throw shits at us ?
>tfw you can finally be a the boislave of a qt nephelim mistress
I-I mean, oh lord we are doomed...
>>70252736
>And do you believe in this new tenth planet that will throw shits at us ?
ninth* Pluto isn't a planet
And no.
ctrl F my ID for reasons.
>>70252735
still better than being a dumb nigger who believe everything said by the press.
Man you can't even think by yourself or what ?
>>70252815
If only , i would actually enjoy to see this earth full of shitskin be destroyed .
weird thing for me is i learned about planets a bit in grades 1-2 and i remember them talking about another planet being discovered past pluto. that was well over a decade ago.
>>70252900
oh yeah ninth, sorry it's 2016 after all.
>>70253354
idk , maybe it's this Sedna, a decade ago was still the good time , removing kebab , Bush president , France was calm.
>>70253354
>over a decade ago
Anon, I'd hope that your 1-2 grade was more than a decade ago...
>>70253354
Planet X has been perpetually "discovered" and disproven since the 70s. It's just a headline that won't go away because it sounds so fucking cool to think we might have missed something so huge in our own back yard.
Spoilers: we didn't.
>>70253564
Sedna was discovered more recently than that.
