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Sweden has become the first country in the world to get a phone number.
It connects to random Swedes, so you too an talk to their vibrant and diverse community of cucks and Achmeds.
http://theswedishnumber.com/
If you are from one of the following countries you can call Sweden to a cost of a local call.
United Kingdom +442038089899
Denmark +4570806160
Poland +48222922333
USA +13012760600
Brazil +556135500700
Germany +4932221096868
France +33974483777
Netherlands +31852085000
Finland +358753266266
Norway +4781511558
Note to check your international phone rates before calling so you can avoid being kiked on your phone bill.

Vocaroos:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OXklGE33RU (embed)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lIpuzX7XX7 (embed)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d5z2AB5tLw (embed)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s149RsdSqvCA (embed)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YOWh8P0fMl (embed)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OXklGE33RU (embed)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SzN70AfHeC (embed)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NsUd6xtn0n (embed)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SzN70AfHeC (embed)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kegMQUynZO (embed)
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>40 year old fat British woman answers
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bump. That guy in the first two vocaroo's are gold
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>I acctualy had a nice conversation, about 35 min.
>Need to pay 30€ because of the broken german line
>mfw
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>second vocaroo

>"8 inches"

holy shit
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6th for Canada is a meany
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>>70237493
7th for canada was savage
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>no australian number

guess they can't handle the bantz™
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Has anyone talked to a redpilled swede yet?
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Protip:

Just use google hangouts. Calls are free.
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>>70237686
Buy some skype credits for infinite calls and then just call the US one
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>>70238126

Or you get the first month worldwide free. Just cancel after you activate it. You get to use the rest of the month but your card wont get billed when it renews.
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Do they volunteer or your government is letting us annoy random people?
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>No Aussie number

Probably a good call on Sweden's part for once, the phone lines would be absolutely swamped with banter
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>>70235435
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YOWh8P0fMl
Hope you like it lads
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NN7J-BpHGw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlI6Q0aXzLE

Oi m8, let's get some Australians on the job.
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>>70238731
9/10 too long otherwise perfect
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>>70235435
3rd swede tries to get the nig guy from detroit to move to Sweden because they need more black ppl
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I want more Vocaroos to listen too, first dude is gold
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>>70238731
I talked it over with the guys.
Your debt has been lowered by 12,50 as a reward for the keks.
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Will this charge me up the ass?
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>>70235435
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OXklGE33RU

>DID YOU WATCH HER SVEN???
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Fucking kek'd at the savage canuck

I mean COME ON lads he has fucking cats. CATS. It's like he wants to be alone without a dogbro
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>>70241219
yes, call with skype credits it's practically and comparatively free
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just added myself
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>>70237686
My thought exactly.

I've been waiting for some Aussie magic in these threads.
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>>70237686
They only have the numbers of countries that know how to speak english.
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>>70235435
Yo keep these threads going for at least 3.5 more hours I'll be off work then and I wanna listen to those vocaroos.
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>>70238731
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YOWh8P0fMl
hahaha, oh fuck, hahahaha
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>>70238731
also that accent, it's great
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any way to do this shit for free?
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I can call anywhere in europe unlimited on a prepayed plan of 12 euro.
Feels good
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>Did you watch your wife get raped Sven?

Americans
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>>70243900
It's only so cheap because no one wants to talk to gypsies
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>>70235435
that 3rd one was hilarious and sad at the same time.
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We need an Aussie to call people and asking them how can white people even compete
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>>70243900
Where's the recording?
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>no italian number

Fucking pland has it, why the fuck we dont?

WE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN THEM, FUCKIN EUROPE SHOULD START TREATING US WITH RESPECT

ITALY IS A FUCKING IMPORTANT COUNTRY, WE FUCKING COUNT OK?

WE ARE ONE OF THE MONDIAL ECONOMIES, WE HOSTED THE G7

FUCKING REEE

FUCK YOU EUROPE
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>>70244685
you have to go back
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>>70244685
Oh wait, i thought we italians needed a special number to call the swedens, but instead we just dont have the number to be called.

Who gives a shit.
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>>70244685
I visit firenze last year. Why there is so many Pajeets there selling selfie sticks?
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>>70238731
KEK
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>>70237272
I had no idea islamic prayers lasted that long.
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>>70244979
Because italy is corrupted as shit

>we need to do something about them, we can le them bother the tourists

>but they need to eat and live!! You cant stop them for erning some money for food!!!!

Fucking leftists.
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>>70244685
Are there no numbers you can call through to get cheap international calls?
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>>70244820
We're gonna build a wall across the alps, and Italy's gonna pay for it
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>>70238731
Holy shit, that African accent is god tier
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>>70245177
It's getting out of hand, you can't even eat in some back-alley restaurant in rome without some shitskins coming to your table to sell fake roses
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>>70238731
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>>70245736
>>70245177
This. The fuckers are extremely annoying. They put the fucking selfie stick on your face and follow you for a few meters screaming "1 yuro, 1 yuro, 1 yuro". And they dont speak either english or Italian
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coming here to post the savage canuck

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lYJ05elPSu


>"when was your last time?"
>"a few weeks ago"
>"oh yeah who was it with?"
>"..... *coughs* yeaahh"
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>>70244022
Romania is our supplier for first class prostitutes
Not all of them are Gypsies
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>>70238731
>fickfick
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA
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>>70245177
The prefet of Paris (The CHIEF of the paris police) was litteraly slap by a gypsy peddler who sell the little effeil tower

>http://www.lepoint.fr/societe/paris-le-prefet-de-police-agresse-09-09-2014-1861659_23.php
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>>70246196
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>>70246196
the canuck sounds like a fucking neckbeard desu. sounds like the kind of guy you'd meet in a /r9k/ skype call
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>>70246196
thats not very nice
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>>70244453
M8, i've talked with 3 women. One of them told me that "maybe i'll find love here"... wink wink
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>>70246196
I thought that Canadians were supposed to be nice
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>>70247680
she winked over the phone?
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>>70246196
This made me sad for swede cat guy
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so far I've yet talked with one Murican. He was super cool though.

Need new ones, where ya guys at!
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>>70235435
All these vocaroos are just reinforcing their brainwashing.

Why aren't people giving them legit red pill. Some nationalistic shit about their history and how we're worried they'll no longer be western civ.
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>>70248284
yeah m8
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>>70249246
>"Ja Hasse här?"
>LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE JEW
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>>70249621
It's better than

>lol muslims are slime im from murica hamburgers

That's already your dumbass stereotype of us. Now it will be confirmed.

I'm calling to have a genuine worry about Sweden's future.
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>>70238081
I talked to one guy who said if a Muslim touched his wife he would knock their teeth in, even if the law said he couldn't. He was a fan of Trump and encoureged us to MAGA. Good guy.
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>>70249844
Basically you need to understand that it is Svens you are talking to here. In their minds Sweden is still the safest and happiest nation on earth because of our socialist niceness, feminism has solved rape and muslims are all kind, gentle and hard working people. Anyone who says otherwise is a nazi liar and probably a Russian spy. Sprouting /pol/ cuck memes and bants won't work because they don't understand the context.

If you want to redpill them you should say you like Sweden but are worried about what's going on. Give them truth bombs about rape, crime and islam, when they protest back it up with facts and tell them their media is lying to them.
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>>70250465
Well said. I wish people would just lay of the bants and epic memes. Like Reagan said, speak softly, but carry a big stick.
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>>70250465
That's what I mean, you turd. The "redpill" for you guys is just common fucking sense here.
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>>70249388
That was probably just the sound of her penis slapping against her leg.
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why do all Swedes sound like old creepy men
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>>70250719
And I was agreeing with you, you unkind individual.
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>>70238731
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>>70251079
Sorry, I thought you were the other Swede I replied to. Calling now, brother. As a Southern man, my accent will very well soak any female that answers the phone. Thankfully, I'm a pious man, and I will not steal your women.
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>>70238731

>We crucify the gay!
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>>70238731
stop being gay :D
Perfect ending my friend.
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>>70238731
that ebin accent :DD Sambo :DDDD
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>>70246196
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>>70246196
why would you do that tho, i mean its a poor lonely guy, probably bullied by his feminist sister and mother his whole life. why kick someone when hes on the ground?
banter isnt bullying.
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>>70246196

SAVAGE

That guy should work as a suicide prevention hotline operator.
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>>70238731
>vocaroo.com/i/s0YOWh8P0fMl
THE FUCKING COW'S NAME
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Someone have the one that the swedish live with cats?
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>>70246196
This guy's stuff is ruthless and great. There's at least one more out there and it's just as amazing.
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>>70246196
Damn thats a weird call, I dont know how you could be such a dick to that guy, he seemed pretty decent.
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anyone get a qt yet I got a qt from Ukraine loves Sweden and the pagan holidays.
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>>70235435
>Keep calling posing as a turkroach
>shitty accent
>Ask for their name but keep calling them Sven anyways
>ask what city they live in
>Tell then I'm coming to Sweden soon
>when they ask why I tell them I want welfare because I'd get paid more for doing nothing there than at my kebab stand
>ask if I can stay with them
>ask if they know any good places for ficki ficki or if I can have their wife
>before I hang up I tell them I'll see them soon
Kek
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>>70255759
this desu

I'm all for calling libs out on their bullshit, but what's the point of this
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>>70235435
How fucking edgy and disgusting

You should red pill them instead of trolling Swedes and making us look like assholes
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>>70238731
Erik the viking meets /pol/ via Nigeria. 9/10

https://youtu.be/d4it7RIT8RY?list=PLZBhP7Rn3HBbdDPl6E2PYn7WnMbx7qhT8
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>it costs less to call Sweden than it does someone in my own country
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>>70257272
>he thinks the entire world doesn't already think americans are assholes
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rip sweden
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>>70238731
More bls
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>>70258212
i feel like it won't be as good, maybe if i write down ideas to ensure quality
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Does anyone have a Skype account they're willing to share?
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>>70235435
hehehehe
I bet you shut this phone down when we kick you ass (as always) in any ski sport.

hohohoho if this spreads on social media.. why not last late fall..damnit

alert @petternorthug1 he might fucking gona make this go national here. nothing will piss swedes off more getting calls when beaten in sports.

Take notice to this guy wearing the swedish nat suite pissing in their faces. He is our greatest swede basher atm. this man is based as fuck
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>>70238731

>I have to kill somebody...tribe warfare... Jesus

Very authentic

WouldHaveFallenForIt/10
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>>70259295
troll of the skisport, a madman.
got a wide audience of norks, that is every singly nork. if he spreads this, everyone will see it. then the fun will spread into all sort of circuits. all sorts of swede bashing trolls.

aim this, form this, we can do this.
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>>70255759
Should be gently redpilling these people, not trolling honestly. But what can you do, this is 4chan culture in the end.
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>>70259295
Too bad the only actually care about is hockey and football, lillebror. People won't even know who northug is lol.
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>>70259666
this, much better. I'm nork so my nr 1 purpose in life is trolling swedes.
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>>70238731
ποσο σου kοστησε?
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>>70260556
nahahahahahaha like straight out of aftonbladet
"we don't care about skisports anymore, that is just racist nationalitistic stuff".. When you actually win though.. also nobody knows ie who marcus hellner is. Sweden each time. You are such sore fucking predictable losers
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>>70260846
1 Ευρω με skype περιπου. Μια χαρα για 10 λεπτα
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>>70246196
Ashamed of my countrymen.
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>>70260989
νομιζω με 8 το μηνα μπορεις να παρεις απεριοριστα σε μια χωρα
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>>70261210
I never call actual phones long enough to make it worth it
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>>70259020
What are you using to call and record?
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>>70260917
Most swedes don't even know who hellner is either.
#REKT
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>>70261374
Calling with skype. recording with my headset mic and standard lapytop speakers
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>>70261527
After listening to these vocaroo calls i really feel bad for you
Like holy shit you are a broken people it makes me cry
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>>70261527
This is how the swedes actually are, I don't think it's an achmed. You should have seen some years ago, they went nuts on him(hellner). Why I mentioned it, we had several swedish offices and it was ultrakeks each time. we both watched the runs. In total denial. Can't just say yeah fuck it we suck right now I hate it... Just "we don't know who our national sort of hero is" cuz dats backwards when we don't win
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>>70261691
Yeah well my plan is to get rich like trump and have atleast 5 white kids.
Or i'm just moving to US or Asia. Hong Kong seems comfy
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>>70246196

46 with 2 cats

>life is great
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>>70246196
Thats from 8pol and it got posted before.

I pity that guy.
It would have been easy to redpill him because he is obviously a victim of swedens SJW-politics.... but no, the (4+4)chan-faggot decided to insult him and tell him that he should kill himself.
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>>70262466
You dont belong in asia you fucking swede cuck. The eternal swede cannot stop spreading race mixing and multicultifaggotry
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>>70238731

>mfw this is a real nigerian refugee posting from a camp somewhere in greece
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...Do they have a system in place to prevent calls in the middle of the night?
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>>70262685
wizardchan strikes again
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>>70238731

hahahaha, gets me everytime

making sure to spread this everywhere lol
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>>70262685

That wasn't from 8pol I was in the thread that faggot called like 6 people
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>>70235435
lul
brown parahumans
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>>70262714
I just want to work in Hong kong, why would i want a chink wife. No parent would want autistic children, you should know that best.
HK was British 20 anyway
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>>70262951
Turning your phone off?
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>>70263109
He was funny, don't be a little bitch
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>>70235435
Listening to these vocaroos now.

>first one

>do you like Muslims?
>I like good people
>so no?

>did they rape your wife?
>no
>girlfriend then?
>no I have a wife
>so they raped your wife and you watched.
>did you watch it, Sven?

Oh man, this is going to be a good time. I hope there is some subtle redpilling in some of them though.
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>>70263192
Im a somali and i just want to work in sweden and make 100s of babies with my somalian wife. Sweden is somalian anyway
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>>70262370
I used to live in Norway and everyday during the winter all norwegians were cracking jokes about beating sweden in skis.

For some reason they see it as a really big deal that they beat us. But here in Sweden nobody could give less of a fuck about whos winning or losing.
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>>70263329

He's still a faggot
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>>70263461
A funny faggot
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>>70263036
Glad you like it Hans. Spread it where?
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>>70242131
are you shy?
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>>70263426
Implying that swedish genes aren't what made finland great.
Linus Torvalds etc
:^)
1000 years of butthurt
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>>70263446
Also let me add. Nobody gives a shit that we beat Norway in hockey or soccer either.

We like to beat Finland at hockey though.

>legendary game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ckaCuFfBzA&nohtml5=False
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>>70249621
kek`d
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>>70263866
Did you ask your wives bull if you are even allowed to be on the internet Sven?
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>>70263109
I am 100% totally sure that one recording is from 8pol, because the /pol/lack who was posting it in 4pol mentioned that it's from 8pol.

And i am quite sure that it was the recording with the insulting faggot.

But there's a small possibility that i mixed up the links.
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>>70264184

I'm sure it isn't because it was one of his last calls in the first thread about this with people egging him on the whole time
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>>70235435
Hey /pol, redpiller checking in. I have spoken to over 20 swedes and have documented their responses. I have spoken to 12 single females and 6 males. And 1 couple. The couple was based as fuck and said "We need to nuke the middle east they are at the point of no return" the female of the couple was very hesitant and even said her husband "sounds like trump" but she has 4 kids with this guy lmao so looks like trump turns her on. This was the most based phone call I had. We agreed on almost every issue but the wife tried giving me the 77 cents to a males dollar meme in the US but I milo'd the fuck out of her and in the end she conceded that she was wrong and said I was right and that she should have looked into the study more.

All 12 females basically lied and said sweden is fine and half of the 12 asked if I was racist because I expressed concern over the rapes in migrant communities. The other 6 literally said its all fine and I have nothing to worry about.

5 males said the migrants are an issue without hesitation.

There was one cuck who had his gf pick up the phone and I beat her in the argument because she was basically drunk and got emotional on me. She literally started calling me a racist and started choking up. The bf was way more reasonable and I slightly red pilled him but the cuck cancer was too deep and he said that the terrorists are not part of islam.

I am working hard to convince them and Ive gotten to like 7 or 8 of them. I feel really bad because some of them hesitate to answer but I just assure them I am not working for the Swedish government and that its ok to tell me the truth about the muzzies. You'd be surprised a lot of the deniers are scared to say it. They think that the hotline is a plot to catch swedes that dont agree with the current government.
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>>70263446
>But here in Sweden nobody could give less of a fuck about whos winning or losing.

This is true because you're all a bunch of low test feminine cuckbois who love big black dick. You have no clue what being manly and competetive feels like. Feel sorry for you spineless cucks tbqh fäm nigga
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>>70264371
Why are fins still mad we outsmarted them in ww2?
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>>70264327
thank you for your service burgerbro
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>>70264327
explain how you milo'd the fuck out of her? or a link to summat. that always stumps me i never know how to explain it in a good way
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>>70264184
>I am 100% totally sure that one recording is from 8pol
Sauce: Call Sweden #3
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>>70264327
Thank you for the work burgerman
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>>70264534
What the fuck are you even talking about? It doesnt matter dont change the topic cuckboi. We were talking about how cuckoldry is deep inside every swedes genes and it cannot be stopped until we nuke the fuck out of you all
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>>70264572
No problem buddy. I genuinely dont troll it doesnt work. But i do take a break and just act like a retard one out of every 20 calls. I start to lose focus.
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>>70264795
Well we cucked you, so what does that make you?
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>>70264795
You're clearly venting your frustration over how we outsmarted and played Finland like a fiddle during ww2.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inferiority_complex
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>>70264327
>I am working hard to convince them and Ive gotten to like 7 or 8 of them. I feel really bad because some of them hesitate to answer but I just assure them I am not working for the Swedish government and that its ok to tell me the truth about the muzzies. You'd be surprised a lot of the deniers are scared to say it. They think that the hotline is a plot to catch swedes that dont agree with the current government.

So basically they live in an 1984 environment and are scared of their government arresting them if they say something against the SJW-agenda?

Damn, Sweden!
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>>70264705
No reputable economist believes in the 77cent to a dollar meme.

The study doesnt take into account choices women make nor does it take into account negotiation in wages, hours put in, and the likelihood of time taken off on work.

Men are more likely to stay late on a friday night while women just want to recharge and take a break.

The study also doesnt take into account certain specializations in medicine.

For instance a male and a female doctor may be a doctor but depending on what they specialize in can affect pay. Males are more likely to specialize in anesthetics while women focus on pediatrics. Anesthetics pays way more and has a higher a risk. Pediatrics doesnt,

Women also get 9 months maternity while men get 30 days or even 0.

At that point she admitted she was wrong.
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>>70265034
Sven pls focus. I know the only thing you can think about is cuckold porn but come on buddy. Your dreams are just dreams Sven. No swede has ever cucked anybody they are incapable of doing this because of the cuckold gene they carry NOT the cucker gene. You have this all mixed up cuckboi
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>>70264945
Upload some vocaroos?
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>>70265135
>So basically they live in an 1984 environment and are scared of their government arresting them if they say something against the SJW-agenda?

Nobody gives a shit about the government. It's more of a social thing, it's cult mentality.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHsXWYaTlik
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>>70265300
That picture m8 it hurts, a lot.
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>>70265358
Fuck dude . Im beat but I will try. I will try to make a post tomorrow on my studies.
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>>70265283
based. screencapped
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>>70238731
BASED
ANON
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>>70245150
Bantz
Glad to see you've managed to make it to your quota before the end of term lad
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>>70246196
Holy fuck this was absolutely fucking savage. I hope Anders gets a girlfriend one day.
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stop making those threads if there is no new fresh contents

it's always the same vocaroos
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>>70265921
this.

also, label that fucking shit next time. i'm tired of sifting through the same 6 shitty vocaroos expecting something new.
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>>70246196
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>>70265135
Pretty much. They literally sound terrified. Even the women hesitate but I tend to just make small talk first for a while and then ask migrant questions.I think if she sees you as a good human she will be more likely to crack. I will ask them questions like " Hasnt rape gone up exponentially ever since the migrants moved in?" Once I hear their voice crack or hesitate thats when I tell them "Look its ok , you wont be called a racist just tell the truth be honest". Its a hail mary but I use it on the hard core female lefties to appeal to their emotions.
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>>70242475
>They only have the numbers of countries that know how to speak American english
ftfy homie
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>>70265482
Lol he literally says that the left and right-wing political establishment along with the media have formed a deep state to suppress facts about immigration. If you don't give a shit about that you are retarded.
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So if I call that american number will it be a local call or an international call?
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>>70238731
10/10
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>>70238097
Can confirm, this is how I talked to my german jewfu(self hating jew fyi) without racking up my phone bill
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>>70266069
And yet nobody is scared of getting hurt by the government.
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>>70266355
You should be you fucking idiot. The conditions they create along with impunity for those who violently aggress against dissenters is all their doing. Research operation phoneix, we here in the US of A have been doing this to indigenous populations for decades in order to mete out reprisals for agitators and keep our hands clean of the abuse.
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>>70264327
Respect, burger, keep us informed about the coming calls
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>>70266515
Thank you, sven.
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Do they not realize that this is just a really fun and way to crank call people?
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>>70235435
>It connects to random Swedes
No, it connects to random Swedes who consent, thus only exposing the line to amicable people.

...Right?
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>>70238731
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>>70238731
Accent was garbage, if that Swede had actually any knowledge of African accents you would have been fucked m80
>tfw have phone phobia and will never use my sad penchant for speaking in tongues to prank call people for bantz leveling
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>>70235435
I've called three times. Two out of three have been makes. The two males have admitted to be bisexual. Sweden What the Fuck?
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Swede MILF how has your tallying been going?
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>>70266680
I did my best while trying not to laugh, and it's only for you guys
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>>70266478
Do you have difficulties reading?
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>>70266867
What is that supposed to mean? Are you being ironic about your lack of concern for inverse totalitarianism?
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>>70241738
That Canadian is a piece of shit and the opposite of what this thread should be
Complete dick in the wrong ways
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>>70264327
>I feel really bad because some of them hesitate to answer but I just assure them I am not working for the Swedish government and that its ok to tell me the truth about the muzzies. You'd be surprised a lot of the deniers are scared to say it. They think that the hotline is a plot to catch swedes that dont agree with the current government.
that is some fucked up shit.

good job tho ameribro
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>>70267128
Thanks . I will try to get some recordings in. It might take some time. Not all calls are successful and I often end up just making small talk a lot because I try not to be obvious or they are very strong on their views so I have to keep attacking from different angles but some just dont crack and I just cut my losses and wish them a good day. If I manage to record good stuff il post it.
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>>70267044
Schwarzenegger asked if swedes lived in fear from the government and didnt dare criticize sjws.

I told him that was not the case.

You came in from nowhere like a rabid dog throwing insults talking about operation tin foil.
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>>70250465
>Swedes are redpilled on the Ivans
>Still completely naive of kebab
Is it because you guys never really went to fight in the crusades so you only know about Russians through first hand experience but have none for kebab?
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>>70267571
lol I didn't know sweden has its own shill brigade. Or are you doing it for free like the rest of your worthless country?
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>>70267600
The only reason Sweden is "redpilled" on Ivan is because the juice-media sees them as a strong stalwarth of traditionalism and heteronormativity, which makes them fair game for criticism, villification and slandering.
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>>70267600
Pretty much, that's why Poland is the most wise and the gatekeeper of yurop, when they saved yurop from caliphate in battle of Vienna 1683 and against russian scourge in 1921
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>>70267909
Do you actually want to get educated on our fucked up excuse of a country or do you just want me to shout cuck memes like finbro? >>70265300
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>>70267600
There's nothing "redpilled" about being anti-Russia. The Swedish media is shilling against Russia 24/7 to get us into NATO, traditional fear mongering. It's also a tool used to overshadow more important issues like mass-immigration.
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>>70268163

That's unsurprising. All lovers of American ideology (comfort, uniformity, animality, etc.) despise the barbarity and uncivilised nature of Russia as an entity.
They are the secondary threat, the primary one being America, as always. They alone are capable of degenerating Europe, Russia can attack it and in so doing be brutalised, but American ideology, American goods, American technique, can turn Europe into another America - a uniform bloc of economistic, sedate, dull, decultured, demoralised, narcissistic, faux-individuals, feathering their petty nests and fondling their genitals.

The press is the organ of Europe's 'inner-America', the slithering fifth column of eye-rolling traitors, the likes of which may be seen as often in Oxford as in Brussels.
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>>70268163
Makes sense, albeit Russia invading again is an issue it's not as immediate as the shitskin invasion.
Fighting them also doesn't kill your culture either
Whom are the jews that own your papers and news sites?
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guys im listening to radio at my work and the left has promoted this all day today.

im literally waiting for them to announce that they have to cancel it all because "too much racism" just like they did with that twitterbot tay something

pls call us more and ask wat the fuck is going on with our country

we need this, we need you
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>>70268145
>>70268145
I just don't understand your position. Do you believe that nobody in sweden fears being discredited as a result of a sting operation, or that nobody ought to fear it?
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>>70269127
Bonnier, swedish jews. I think they own some papers in US now too
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>>70263329
Underage b& detected. He sounded like a butthurt goth kid.
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>>70269425
my position is irrelevant. I gave austria a link describing the political climate in Sweden which i think fits reality quite well.
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>>70269109
You keep saying America but you need to change that to globalists/jews since they culture that has been pushed on you isn't ours but a social engineering project created by the American kikes and the international jew teaming up and taking over our government.
You have to remember that a good 1/3 of our population can still remember what it's like to be America instead of the globalized shitshow that reared it's ugly head in 2007
Also nobody ever told you to emulate or even give a shit about what our media created. The pieces of shit running your medias would have fallen flat on their face with trying to push the garbage on your market and culture had you
a)Not turned into pinko socialist fucks
b) Not been indoctrinated for the past 35 years ruining any chance of the majority of your people being mentally capable of understanding they were being tricked into dancing like monkeys for the government
We warned you multiple times to stay away form the communist jew and instead you embraced it, not our fault you're incompetent and let your own elitism give way to hubris
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>>70269326
Turn that off and go listen to Ghost swedebro
>>70269438
>I think they own some papers in US now too
Everyone jumped on the train after Soros showed them how lucrative it could be, fugg
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>>70259295
I liked him before the drunk driving trying to frame his friend shit
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>>70266680
I've been trying out my Londoner/ Cornish/ Afrikaans accents.
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Is there anyway i can get through from Canada for free?
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>>70235435
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It's happening
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>>70246196

Fucking savage.

Swedes are such mono toned beta faggots.
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You're gonna get cranky calls as it's now 02:30 here
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>>70239105
Oh my god this is gold!
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>>70238081
Talked to a /pol/ack yesterday. Lives next to a refugee center, he hates it. He sounded depressed af.
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Can Swedes put their numbers on a list so they don't get these calls?
I'd imagine a lot of people don't want random calls from strangers.
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No Ireland number

fuck it all to hell
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>>70273461
It's an app they download
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>>70273461
You have to download the app on that page to opt in to get calls. It's not selecting any random number in the entire country, just a list of people that have signed their soul away.
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>>70235435
>Sverina answers
>i just start making orgasms sounds and moans
>giggles
>she starts moaning and fingering herself
>we both cum

holy fuck this is sweet
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>>70265135
It's more like they don't want others to think less of them. The easier the narrative the harder it is to break.
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>>70246196
Oh man that was sad
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I guess we´re gonna have a call sweden daily thread until they shut it down.
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>>70235435
>ACTUALLY BEING PROUD OF 1984 BECOMING YOUR REALITY

wat
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>>70267450
Abubu is a good artist, but fuck his content is total shit.
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>>70273533
I wish the call would go trough the app or something, like skype. I really don't want to give them my number
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>http://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=http%3A%2F%2Fvocaroo.com%2Fi%2Fs0YOWh8P0fMl

Poo in loo=based as fuck

Lost my fucking sides this morning when I first listened to this
Sorry about the redirects on mobile
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>>70274320
That anon is Greek.

I bet he looks like Milo.
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>>70273778
>implying this would be a bad thing
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>>70274252
Buy a prepaid number and use it for this?
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>call an italian
*ring ring*
*ring ring*
*ring ring*
CARMELAAAAA ANSWER DA PHOONEEEEE
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>>70274879
Is there a CALL ISRAEL version.
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>>70235435
Holy shit. are all swedes in denial like these
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>>70274494

>implying he implied that
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>>70274879
What a terrible post
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So if I call the local number, I won't be charged for an international call?
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>>70274879
I'm fucking cracking up to this m8.
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>>70264727
>>70247896
>>70261064
kek. I was the one who made the Canadian Joe call, and as you may be able to tell from the convenient flag icon above the content of this post, I am American.

>>70237493
>>70237583
>>70255558
:p
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>>70276378
Your ones were my favourites, please do more.
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>>70273500


Can you imagine all the cucks sitting around the phone waiting to hear how great they are from the rest of the world.


Fucking delectable desu. /pol/ is a special, special place.
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lol they served the opportunity on a silver plate

this thing will be on newspapers
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>>70276504
hold on, wait... ok, false alarm.

I'm glad you don't find my voice as cringey as I do. I'll try to make one *for you*.
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>>70238731
You owe me some new sides motherfucker
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>>70277210
Your voice isn't cringey, but it's unique. You sort of sound Irish.
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>>70246196
This is just savage.
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>>70277468
>Sweden is asleep right now
fuck it, I only get /pol/acks at this point. I'll try again tomorrow.
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>>70278252
All good, family, I'll keep an eye out for you in the next thread
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>>70238609
>The entirety of Sweden now needs therapy
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>>70235435
>not that's not happening
>yes it is
>n-no
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>>70274944
Holy fuck I'd this.
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>>70246196
Didn't someone call him back?
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>>70238731
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YOWh8P0fMl
This is the best one, good luck topping this lads.
>tfw it hurts to laugh because my voice is shot
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>>70263192
where is his neck
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>>70235435
so us number is not free. So download a free wifi calling app.
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>have to close every vocaroo within 15 seconds because of how cringy they all sound

how do you do it?
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>talking with random swede
>he asks what I think of Trump
>tell him that he probably won't get the nomination and explained why
>"you sound a lot smarter than the 2 florida girls I got off the phone with"
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>>70282441
fuck, forgot about the name
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>>70265034
Damn
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