Makes me feel stupid for not learning another language.
>>70231950
English
>English
>England-ish
>England
And don't you fucking forget it
>Not knowing another language
Typical burgerking.
>>70231950
I have no Idea how non-American Brits understand English.
I learned French in school, because we had to learn a second language. I ended up going on a trip to France and trying to use my French, and the response I got 95% of the time was "Your french is terrible, please just speak english." I gave up on it, and haven't spoken it since.
>>70231950
>what are schools
>>70232076
I speak English, Russian, Italian and Spanish you faggot.
>>70231950
Movies & video games
>>70232193
Cool, you're not who I was replying to though.
>>70232105
See bottom two panels.
>>70231950
English is the global language, in 100 years it will be the only language spoken worldwide, whether those cunts like it or not.
>>70231950
Why don't Americans or parents in general just make their kids learn more languages as a child?
Kids learn shit so easily. My parents put me in an English language playschool without me knowing a word of English and I honestly cannot remember a time when I wasn't able to understand English. Similarly, kids who grow up in bilingual homes basically become fluent in two languages without ever having to study them properly. Sure you might have to "refine" your skills a bit if you want to be able to produce academic-level text but it's not particularly difficult once you have a fluent grasp of the language. I've even known a guy who was fluent in Finnish, Chinese and English by first grade (Chinese immigrant parents, born in Finland, attending English language school). It would take an adult or even teenager years to get fluent in a language, yet children can do it in like 2-3 years and never forget it if they have an opportunity to use the language consistently.
It might be a bit of effort but I really don't get why parents don't "make" their kids bi- or even tri-lingual at a pre-school age? Such a golden opportunity IMO.
>>70231950
Tbh i know 3 languages (including my native one so i guess you would say I know 2) and im thinking about learning mandarin (chinese) or japanese.
I love languages. Besides nigger language and allahu akbar shit.
>>70231950
english will remain the dominant language for AT LEAST the next 20 years
why would I learn another language? im not gonna be working in a fast food restaurant or some other low level bullshit job so why bother?
>>70232432
I'm currently learning German.
Sentence structure for compound sentences get confusing, as I haven't had a formal class since I got out of German II, so I'm now trying to learn it on my own.
>>70231950
because british empire thats why
>>70232193
D'accordo amico mio, da dove vieni?
>>70232627
>I'm currently learning German.
Glad to hear that. I don't know why but I always feel happy when someone learns german
fucking weirdo...i know
>so I'm now trying to learn it on my own.
pic related
>>70231950
I don't know, Pablo. How do you manage to?
I mastered the english language to play japanese RPG Breath of fire 3. True story.
>>70232808
We learn it in school
>>70232897
Rly?
Didnt even know...
I think dutch is pretty intresting. I understand a bit of it but I dont really speak it.
>>70231950
>mfw I am a redneck murrican and can understand a great deal of Spanish, German, and Basketball American. And I never went to college.
>>70231950
I was 7 years old when I got pokemon red. Still don't know when or how exactly it happened, but suddenly I could read and understand everything in the game, although my pronunciation was terrible
I don't know, I just picked it up. I've lived here all my life and American is apparently a pretty common language here.
>>70232778
Mama mia da faggoto.
it's hard to learn a new language when you are surrounded by one language exclusively
also fuck Spanish, anyone who willingly learns Spanish is as bad as the Mexicans
>>70233431
>anyone who willingly learns Spanish is as bad as the Mexicans
>>70231950
american entertainment
>>70233243
Same never knew words but from context you learned the language. Although I don't think the same would apply if the game was in Japanese.
Everybody should just speak english, portuguese is fucking annoying and sounds like shit, not worse than spanish, but still shit.
>>70233431
Nice ID, br0.
Spanish is easy as hell to learn. you could understand half of it without ever takig any course on the language (injection=inyeccion for example) Only dumb rednecks don't learn Spanish.
>>70233513
I agree with him
I'm starting to think Americans shouldn't learn other languages
thanks to the glorious british empire spreading the english language around the globe is why...
>>70231950
Never mind my flag, I'm actually Argentinian.
As a kid, I'd say the culprits were Queen, Aerosmith, Kiss, then videogames. When the internet came I could already write and read English quite well. Then I got a job dealing with foreigners and started speaking it spontaneously.
>>70232092
They said that because they didn't want to speak french with you. They prefer to speak in english so they can appear cool in front of other french people.
>>70233018
Speaking is not to hard the grammar system is fucked up
>>70232808
Not the guy you replied to, but I'm learning it too.
I know it's an acquired taste but I really like the way it sounds. Though reading sentences with a lot of verbs and cases can be difficult, I'll admit.
Hope your language survives the next century German-bro
>>70233372
Couldn't have said it any better myself.
>>70233431
But it's our 2nd largest language.
You should at least learn the 2nd largest language in your country.
Higher education plus USA is anti intellectual on both wing partys.
Don't matter anyway, America is nation built on being strong and Browns and hard work.
>>70232193
Cкaжи чтo-нибyдь, пиндoc
>>70233781
i heard frenchies are complete dicks to tourists in general? can you confirm pierre?
>>70233372
le bonbon est rouge
>tfw all of these non anglosphere plebs have to learn MY language
literally cucks
>>70231950
I'm trying to learn Spanish but I don't have any Spanish-speaking friends to practice with. Can anyone recommend what other languages I should learn? I like having international friends
Should I learn Spanish? I'm not against it, I just find it kind of boring compared to other languages.
I can't even imagine what it would be like to know only one language. Must be boring.
I want to learn Japanese and Chinese though I have no idea why
I know russian hebrew and english out of necessity
>>70232193
nobody asked you senpai
>>70233914
It depends really, we are complete dicks even between us so... But don't worry, the vaste majority of french people are sjw so they treat strangers in a very good way...
>>70231950
It's the language of the majority of media and commerce. People pick it up because they're exposed to it literally constantly, and in many European nations it's mandatory to learn it at school.
We have to go out of our way to learn another language and Euros just passivrly absorb ours. Don't feel bad.
Makes me feel stupid FOR learning another language. I didn't need to.
>>70233120
You're fluent in Jive? impressive. I've heard it's one of the most difficult languages to learn.
>>70231950
English is the language of commerce, foreigners speak english because they need to be able to understand their bosses, customers, clients. If you were born in the anglosphere foreigners learn your language to better serve you.
>>70234038
how's your spanish, though. you will need it sooner than later.
>>70234047
French seems to be the norm in the US, but german, chinese or russian would be better in my opinion
>>70232308
>0th floor
>>70232193
Cyкa?
>>70232092
French people has always been a bunch of fucking ego tripping shitlords when it comes to the French language. Ignore them and keep triggering them by speaking French.
>>70231950
I know English, pig-latin, klingon, and 1337 speak.
>>70234208
>german
>chinese
you got meme'd buddy
>>70232092
French are language snobs, they would rather speak english to you than listen to you butcher they're language. If you couldn't speak French they probably would have pretended that they couldn't speak english, they are dicks like that. Almost any other country appreciates an attempt to speak their language when traveling there.
>>70234054
Sure.
Like other romance languages, there are grammar situations and other stuff not used in English that could be tricky, like noun genders, more types of verb conjugations, etc. In general it's great language for expression, tho most here would reccommend German for expression before many other languages, and I don't really disagree.
>>70231950
i started voluntarily learning english when i started to play runescape when i was 7 years old because otherwise i couldnt communicate with non-finns there
>>70232193
So you work as a translator and have now idea about math/science?
>>70233904
Skazhi Chto-nibood, pindos?
>>70234249
>BASEment
>>70231950
I really love American English, it's so much superior to Russian in many cases. But I'd like to learn more slavic languages, like Ukrainian, Belarusian, Polish, Croatian etc., I'll do it in the future when I have some time free of shitposting.
>>70233810
>Hope your language survives the next century German-bro
As a friend of mine said:
"We managed to do 6million once.... 1.1million is no match for us"
>>70234459
>he thinks the base of a building isn't underground
Finns were never famed for their architectural skill i guess
>>70231950
>Because we taught it to all the savages.
>>70231950
We have a working school system
>>70231950
200 years of colonialism ..JUST..
>>70234047
italian of course
>>70234079
Anime
>>70232092
Everyone was really nice and supportive when I went to France to practice my French.
On the other hand, I quit German partially because they were so autistic and protective about their language.
>>70234414
I already know German and I'm studying Japanese. So I already understand conjugation by person and different grammatical cases.
I guess I'll give it a try one weekend.
>>70234570
You can thank us for making you relevant
>>70232193
of course you do honey :^)
>>70232870
Well don't that just beat all?
>>70234337
*their* you autistic nigger.
Don't you come to Mexico and try to speak Spanish you fat fuck.
Ive learned it by playing video games in english language.also movies are much better in english.
>>70231950
English is fucking easy, grammar and spelling are an absolute cakewalk compared to most European languages. Even retarded burgerclaps can speak English.
>>70232778
La penna è sul tavolo
>>70231950
Ez language
>>70231950
We're are the world superpower now and our language is English. Before us Britain was the superpower and they speak English.
Everyone should know English, English speakers don't have to learn other languages unless they want it for fun.
Lions don't need to know the sounds of all the animals, but all the animals need to know the sound of lions.
Je comprende Anglais et Francais. C'est tres trieste regard la unilingual American.
>>70233717
Dumb redneck here. Picked it up fairly easily when I was out in Arizona. Even the accent was easy to mimic.
>>70234808
Det norske herrelandslaget i fotball
>>70231950
> How the heck do so many of you non-Americans understand English?
Dude.
What the fuck.
>>70231950
No point in learning a useless language.
Why do yo think these clowns learned English? Because their native language is useless and English is the universal language
>>70232041
>>70232808
Ich lerne es weil ich wohnte für zwei Jahren mit der Amerikänischer Armee in Deutschland.
Ich wohnte für acht Monaten in das schöne Stadt Heidelberg un dann wohnte ich für vierzehn Monaten in Kaiserslautern.
How did I do?
>>70231950
school? Though I became fluent by mostly by watching american media, I also know Japanese and German both those are mostly because of my own interest. Though most people here don't understand english other than the most basic shit if at all.
>>70232343
In 100 years humans will communicate telepathically. No one will be speaking any language, let alone English.
>>70234811
>>70234789
Really? In school my teachers always said English is one of the hardest because of all of the weird grammar rules and idioms and all.
>>70234564
It's not underground, it's built IN to the ground
Learn the difference
>>70234565
Dad bringing the bantz.
>>70233431
>this post
MY siDes, BR0
>>70231950
English is the International language of business and of flying.
>America rules the world
>the world needs to conform to us
Just learn mexican and prepare for the inevitable assimilation vato
USA is now the home of the brave chicano, esse
>>70234999
I think your verbs aren't correctly placed. But I'm a newfag to German too (8 months now)
>>70232076
Regardless of this liberal mentality that there is something wrong with not learning another language there is really not when you live in the USA.
I took four years of Spanish, realized I never want to travel to a Spanish speaking country, realized I could get away with just English if I did travel, and decided not to waste my time.
m..muh culture!
Fuck you, the US is a culmination of cultures that chose English as it's language.
>>70234999
Better then most refugees
>>70234249
I never Americans call the ground floor the first floor of a building. Damn.
>>70235127
>English is the International language of business and of flying.
Because you cheated.
Also why "America"? Why not the UK?
Besides that chinese,german, french is very important for business aswell.
>>70233810
this may sound stupid on a site like 4chinz but maybe you should try interpals. It's free and you can improve and practice there.
>>70231950
2 words
>video games
they really help,i also learned a bit of russian
CYKA BLYAT NAHOI VODKA
Learning another language is a waste of time, especially if you won the lottery and English is your first language.
There's only 4 things you need to know in any language.
>how to ask directions to the hospital
>how to order food
>how to curse
>how to flirt
Everything else is completely irrelevant.
>>70232778
The burger didn't reply. BTFO out like Lt. Aldo Raine.
I speak Spanish, English and French. Is not that hard, just lay off the McDonalds and excessive masturbation and apply yourself.
>>70232041
We kept the best things from you, dad.
Globalisation dude, Hollywood movies and etc
You guys are invading our countries with TV and etc
>countless class room hours wasted on obligatory swedish instead of some useful language like russian, german or arabic
There's no reason to learn another language except for Spanish, but learning Spanish is like surrendering your national identity to the Beaners, Peurto Potty Ricans, Dumbinicans and the various other subhuman spic groups.
>>70232041
nah, nigga, i speak 'murican
>>70232428
>my parents sent me to an english language school
All american schools are "english language" both my parents speak only english and the same goes for all of the schools. We don't emphasize being multilingual because there was never a need for it here. In Europe, its a cluster of small countries that all have their own languages. America is bigger than the whole of europe and we all speak english, most canadians also speak english. Mexicans don't but nobody wants to learn spanish to accommodate them because they are generally regaurded as scum.
Internet.
The german part of the internet is just small and boring compared to the vast english speaking net.
>>70234249
>Erdgeschoß
>>70232428
Why? Our country is so big and everyone on our continent knows English. Go abroad and the cucked states of Europe speak English too. Not knowing another language prevents multiculturalism as well. As soon as you start accommodating people who don't know English you end up like CA where people don't know English.
>>70234249
ground floor fucker
Because English is the lingua franca of the world. All global communication in trade and politics operates in English, all your video games and movies and television shows are in English, the vast majority of international communication on the internet is in English. You would have to be an idiot to not learn it. It helps that English is a relatively simple language.
If English is your first language, there really is no point in learning another language, unless you move to another country.
>>70234999
Pretty good! I read it with the stereotypical american accent aswell
I like how you included the capitalization aswell.
Nice.
>>70231950
Honestly, it's hard not to learn English when most of the movies and TV-series you see are in English, when most of the sites you want to visit and videos you want to see online are in English, when all the games you play are in English, when much of the literature you want to read is in English, and when you start learning it in school somewhere around age 7-10.
You just grow up with so much English everywhere that it's almost like a second native language.
>>70234249
It's called the ground floor cunt
>>70235020
>American education
No seriously, English is ridiculously easy, at least compared to most European languages. I do not know how it goes up against Asian or African languages. If you're really interested read up on French grammar rules, German grammar rules or God forbid Dutch grammar rules. The rules themselves are generally pretty simple but an absolute shit ton of words are 'exceptions' to the rules. To a point where the rules feel almost obsolete. English has a few weird grammar rules, but not even close to as much weird and annoying grammar rules and exceptions as most European languages. I have no clue where your teachers got the idea from English is one of the hardest languages, it's one of the simplest ones I have seen. But most Europeans speak about 3-4 languages (2-3 fluently) so maybe it just comes easier to us.
>>70235262
Yeah, I've heard of it. But judging from the threads on /int/, it looks like it's mostly just used as a hook-up site.
I really think I just need to read in it more. And I mean actual reading as opposed to reading German threads and news articles.
>>70235662
Hey anon did you get the app to receive phone calls from turks that want to ficki ficki.
>>70235020
If you do it perfectly. But who the hell does it perfectly? Even the stupidest spics who crawl across the border can mumble a few words and it is obvious what they are trying to say.
>>70231950
I speak English obviously, am conversational in Chinese, and know some Spanish and Japanese.
we export our culture all over the world, so they want to learn English.
and honestly there are very few legitimate multi-lingual Europeans, they all just learn a few key phrases in different languages and tell people "I know 4 languages"
>>70232778
its me mario your brother
>>70235861
I can't do anything on this board without being reminded of how shitty my country has become.
>>70232870
You didn't need to "master" any language to play that piece of junk game.
BoF 3:
>Fetch quest: the game
Not even once.
>>70232196
Same here. Also internet general.
I was bad in school but my English skills became pretty decent after I finished school.
>>70235791
The teachers say that english is hard to make us feel guilty. It was a meme in elementary school that thhe immigrant lovin america hating spanish teachers pushed on us, and people believe it
>>70233537
Its because most western European languages share an alphabet a common root in latin, lots of the words and even some of the grammar and sentence structures are similar, which makes it relatively easy to match patterns from one language to the other if you can correlate the text to some context that you understand, like the pokemon game.
>>70234565
our savages taught it to you
>>70235654
>>70235199
Thanks! Any errors at all, even if tiny?
And, to >>70235654, I don't know.
I've been told by Germans that I actually sound German in my pronunciation.
>>70234748
Don't worry Pedro, we didn't want to go to cartel land anyway :^)
>>70236021
I'm sorry anon i didn't mean to but yesterday there were a bunch of threads about calling sweden, i was going to call the murrican number since i can call all north america free of charge.
>>70231950
>our schools is not about social justice and gener studies
german and english here
in addition nork,is.swe,dk
german isn't so good, not maintained since school. was going to improve it, as they needed engineers and tons of cool shit down there... but then they just flooded the country with niggers and shitskins, so I'm staying home
>>70235245
How'd we cheat :^)
>>70235410
i cheated on all 5 swedish exams in high school, paid a friend to do papers for me, used google translate to make sentences, took a failed grade on almost every courses test just to find out what the exam questions were and wrote them down because the teacher used the same papers every time. probably silent, good corruption because the school staff realizes nobody gives a fuck about the language and the school gets govt money from every graduated student
>>70235662
Don't they often teach the American dialect in Nordic countries?
>>70234337
Or maybe they just want to to speak the language that both parties know the best to optimize the conversational experience for both parties. And maybe Americans are idiots for not agreeing with this option. Just a thought.
>>70234748
Why the fuck would I go to mexico... its full of mexicans
Thread
>>70235662
tv shows usually are in german here in Germany and i dont get what you mean with "much of the literature you want to read".
It is either your own taste or you live in a country which once was called "the country of poets and thinkers" ;)
>muh proud feelings
>inb4 sucking "refugee" cock
Seriously though...i don't think everyone was learning german back then just because it was the scientific language in the 18th (or 19th century? - cant remember)
>when all the games you play are in English
No? I mean you can play them in english to get better at english but no you dont have to play in english
>when most of the sites you want to visit and videos you want to see online are in English
I disagree again. If you make videos and want a big audience then yes you should make it in english
Also japanese is the second largest internet language - just as an example.
What you say is kinda true but you say it like its literally forced on you and thats not true.
I know tons of young people who speak english so bad that even my grandfather speaks more of it and he never learned it.
>>70235245
>why america and not the UK
One of us is a global hyperpower... the other is the UK
>>70231950
You don't need to know another language when you speak the one of the rulers of the world.
>>70236397
It's a little different in Germany. You fags love to dub over everything.
>>70236485
So you's kangz and shiieett.
>>70235754
1st floor and ground floor are used interchangeably here.
>>70236218
>>>/out/ you disgusting smelly pendejo
>>70235754
So I have to do math every time I want to figure out what level I'm on? No thanks.
>>70232193
>Er spricht kein Deutsch
Guckt euch mal den Untermenschen an.
>>70236555
I suppose. I don't speak spanish and never had to learn and most likely will never have to learn in the future.
You on the other hand felt compelled socially, economically, or otherwise to learn english.
>>70236447
We were the original Superpower, and honestly empires rise and fall. Give it 100 years for America and the states will likely separate from each other.
>>70236511
>You fags love to dub over everything.
Meh....i dont see it as something negative.
>global hyperpower
Again because of others....NVM!
I fucking love how americans just dont give a shit about what other people think about them or what they do.
Sadly this is also disappearing more and more because of politicall correctnes
>>70235067
Wew
>>70236667
>Give it 100 years for America and the states will likely separate from each other.
you're giving me a boner. can the races split up too, or is it implied?
>>70235606
>Not knowing another language prevents multiculturalism as well.
Wait what? Who's 60% white here, me or you?
>>70235791
My biggest issue with yuro languages is you peoples insistance on assigning genders to inanimate objects. The phrase "the airplane" can be said three different ways but only one is correct depending on the gender of the airplane, why the fuck does airplane have a gender?
>no other nation will have a language this important or commonly used ever again
english was easy to learn back than, but I have to learn french and its the fucking worst shit
>>70236307
Fuck off pierre, everybody knows that americans don't get along with the french because they are as arrogant as we are.
>>70234154
pwned
>>70236928
>chinese
>arabic
English is only useful in western countries. Mostly because burgers refuse to learn a second language and smarter westerners need to learn english to trade with them.
>>70234054
Spanish and French go hand in hand if you want to learn, as they are latin based (like italian and romanian, but who wants to learn that niggerspeak?)
>>70236830
And who lets spics in? The type of people who think it will be progressive to learn spanish and be a part of a global community.
>>70236149
The correction:
Ich lerne es weil ich wohnte für zwei Jahre mit der Amerikanischen Armee in Deutschland.
Ich wohnte für acht Monate in der schönen Stadt Heidelberg und dann wohnte ich für vierzehn Monate in Kaiserslautern.
you see no major issues just forget some letters . your large and lower case is pretty perfect
>>70236667
WE WUZ SUPERPOWERS AN SHIEET
its ok nigel, we believe you.
>>70236745
>Sadly this is also disappearing more and more because of politicall correctnes
We're holding on to the American exceptionalism we have, but it's hard when liberals talk nonstop about becoming like European nations. Especially the recent trend of invoking "Nordic socialism" as a viable system for the US.
>>70236830
We share a land border with a non white country, whats your excuse?
>>70237129
You were multicultural way, way, way before that. You even fought a war to free niggers, stupid burger.
>>70237140
amerikanischen*
Low
>>70237240
>We share a land border with a non white country
We're living next to Sweden. You've got no excuse.
Video games in my Father is a translator
>>70237158
>MFW Americans know they will never command a global empire.
>>70237240
They share a land border with us.
>>70236617
>you disgusting smelly pendejo
Says the one from the country with more niggers in the planet only after nigeria. How's the favela life negro jodido.
>>70236661
Relax fattie.
Learned english by watching dexter's lab and batman TAS
Learned spanish by watching La Usurpadora
Learned italian by being in italy for a year
Reading books in foreign languages helped me learn spelling.
Never, EVER learned a thing from lessons in school and textbooks when it comes to languages, i don't know how anyone could
>>70235020
They feed us this bullshit to try to make us feel smarter for knowing a "harder" language. Plus what the fuck do American teachers know about other languages, most of them haven't even been outside the country.
>>70232778
Carmela chiudi la porta per favooooooooooooooore
>>70234748
How does a decapitated spic type??
>>70237119
English is used as the international language in east Asia as well. Chinese will speak English when touring other Asian countries and vicr versa because english is pushed.
>>70231950
It comes from entertainment
Music, Movies, Video games, Tv shows
Literally the best entertainment is made in English. It's like weaboo's who pick up on Japanese, read the visual novels and slowly the language but on a much grander scale.
English is basically the worlds official language.
>>70237386
>tfw used to be fat but not anymore
Being a prosperous nation and having food security is a double edged sword.
But I would say the good outweighs the bad. You just need self control.
You on the other hand, I don't know what can be done to avoid being beheaded by drug cartels. Shit must suck.
>>70237467
A butthurt nigger appears. don't you have crimes to commit you subhuman piece of shit.
>>70237417
Textbooks and classes is the only way i can learn a language i need structure.
>>70237260
You seem to be confusing multiculturalism with having different races in your country. Black people are part of American culture for better or for worse. All black Americans speak english and would fit nowhere else but America. They are uniquely American.
>>70231950
In my country whe dont voice over movies and series. At least not the teen/adult ones.
When i was a kid only half the kiddies stuff was voiced over
>Pokemon in Dutch
>PowerRangers in English with subs.
Nowadays they voice over the tv shows for kiddies.
>>70232041
>chips
>fags
>roundabout
Nah mate
>wait, I meant dude!
>>70237628
Mexico the bantz bringer
I used to be pretty good with Dutch when I was younger since I have family there, but I haven't used it in a long time and probably won't be able to decipher shit
>>70231950
they teach english everywhere in the world m8
>Be dutch
>Be required to learn English, German and French in secondary school (when you are 13)
>Get signed into a school which is lingual by my parents, not only do i have to speak english the whole day in every class except dutch itself, i also have to learn Spanish, Chinese and Russian as a default.
>Be 22 now, working on a college degree in Business Administration
>Knowing that even though you had to learn all these languages as a kid and you hated it, it will pay off when i get a job because i can work virtually everywhere in the world on a high level.
Feelsgoodman ;)
>>70232432
>not speaking the beautiful yiddish
>>70237759
bilingual*
>>70231950
Because its the international language of air traffic controllers.
>seriously, look it up.
Well that and the wonders of Globalization
>>70237640
>All black Americans speak english and would fit nowhere else but America.
You should hear yourself.
>>70237629
that can only take you so far and will most likely make you sound like a robot to a native speaker. languages are full of idioms and slang and mutations and they have rhythms and shit, you can't be truly fluent if you learned it from a book.
what book will tell you the proper way to address an englishman is cunt?
>>70237784
>>70231950
im american
Das Mädchen mag seine Mutter.
>The girl like his mother.
german good language
>>70237759
I kind of doubt that you actually know a dialect of chinese
>>70231950
dont waste your time and learn both : economics (this will explain why does everyone speaks english), and cantonese (if US economy finally falls in your lifetime you will be ahead of the majority of americans).
>>70238013
Mandarin, the only one of value to learn.
I want to learn German, Russian, Swedish, Finnish, Norwegian, Polish, French, Spanish, Chinese, Japanese and Italian.
>>70236645
>Burger refers to the act of adding 1 to a single-digit or an – oh, horror – double-digit number as "math"
It's almost as if you enjoy your image of being utterly retarded.
>>70238000
Shouldn't it be:
The girl likes his mother
you know cus its about a person likeing a person
???
>>70237885
Hear myself what? Wow you guys have an endogenous population and nobody wants to come to your frozen shithole of a country. Great job. According to your logic my German family coming to the ethnically English nation of America would be a bad thing.
>>70232778
kek he didn't reply. What a faggot
>>70232778
sounds like spaghetti version of Spanish desu.
>Hola mi amigo, de donde viene?
Could I get around Italy just speaking Spanish with a guido accent?
>>70238043
>cantonese
>fucking cantonese and not mandarin
trying to look smart when you are a fucking inbred brazlian cunt be like
>>70231950
degenerate capitalist media with subtitles 4T english!
>>70238164
Hahah, kek straya
>>70232778
Like anyone other than Italy can read your cuck runes.
>>70238110
>mfw
Japan don't let him fool you.
It's what makes some americans so special.
Also there are some decent americans present.
>>70238111
Yeah, it should be. Though I'm not sure what point he's trying to make.
>>70238226
>the dutch
>being relevant ever
nice try faggot.
It's natural. The rest languages hasn't produced any value over the internet, so english is the main language for everything.
You don't need another language, just learn programing instead kek
>>70237920
I leaned Spanish by watching the hot sluts with huge tits on Univision weather report
>>70231950
>learning another language besides English
What's the point? You might as well learn some other irrelevant language like Esperanto.
>>70235007
>let's talk in our heads
>but without a language
>>70233431
>also fuck Spanish, anyone who willingly learns Spanish is as bad as the Mexicans
I agree with this 100%
>>70233513
It's equivalent to Germans learning Turkish instead of expecting the Turks to assimilate.
>>70236839
Airplane has no gender in Dutch.
I needed to learn English to negotiate with captured tankers captains.
>>70238337
>no HBO
Same here.
>>70235514
So far this is the only anon that gets it. I'll explain this the same way I did go the British when I lived there.
In the USA you can go up to 3,000 miles in one direction and about 1,200 in the other direction and everybody still speaks the same language.
In Europe if you do that you've just gone through 30 different countries with 30 different languages.
Learning different languages is for fun in the USA not because it's a need.
>>70232193
>he posts on an anonymous image board, his smug face grinning as he thinks, "that'll show'em!"
>>70232308
At my uni, in the scientific laboratories the first floor actually refers to the first basement floor. The ground floor being the second floor.
I have no idea why they did this.
>>70238377
Mentalese
>>70237911
You do realize that books are necessary to have a backbone of grammar, vocabulary and understanding? Same with classes. If i ever do get to a higher level ill just get some language partners to help me out.
Not everyone can think like you i tried it your way and failed again and again when i was a teen.
>>70238111
checked
yes, I am retarded
>>70231950
Netflix and half the internet is in it
You're gullible if you think they actually learn it in school.
They learn it about as well as I did my 3 years of Spanish courses. As in I learned it all and then never used it again because fuck that shit.
If it wasn't for the two aformented reasons they would all be just as shit at is as 90% of Europe was 15 years ago
>>70238312
The Netherlands is more relevant than Australia desu, The only thing i know of when i'm thinking about australia is shitposting and kangaroos.
>>70238293
Now that i re-read it i think he tried to make fun of the german language.
There is a (german) saying:
"Wie der Vater, so der Sohn."
>Like father, like son.
The female version would be probably, though i never have heard it:
"Wie die Mutter, so die Tochter"
>Like mother, like daughter
The "joke" is that he translates every word literally, making it weird
I guess....
I hope I made sense
>>70238164
good luck trying to deal with commie cucks in mandarin.
>>70238411
Rare Flag from- Holy Shit, you still alive m8?
>>70231950
English is cancer
>>70238590
It's the same saying in English
>>70238293
>>70238590
>>70238590
Nvm....he just got it wrong. I was thinking to much of it....
>>70238659
How do you go to school? With your tiny bicicleta?
>>70237337
You're currently living in an American Global Empire. You just don't realize it.
>Obama elected and lasts 8 years
>World has never been in such shambles in the last 100 years
Just accept it. We have good president, everyone that plays ball is happy. We have shit president, everyone suffers and third world muslims are fucking your schoolgirls.
>>70231950
It's the only language that matters. Why do you think all of these subhuman Europeans love to espouse their opinions on US politics? Because their countries are fucking irrelevant.
>>70231950
inglish easi as fuk, tv, movies jewtube, poor state education system that includes some english,
>>70234087
Why do Jews bother going on /pol/? You're literally walking memes personified, nobody takes you seriously.
>>70232627
I'm learning German too.
>tfw not fluent
>tfw German cuties were sitting at the next table at lunch yesterday
>>70238590
If thats how german sounds it must be easy mode for an english speaker it sounds veeerry similar
Maybe ive been learning the wrong languages all along
