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anyone got jew jokes... frankly im out of good ones.
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anyone got jew jokes... frankly im out of good ones.
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>>70229998
Why does he have a SS AND a Heer collar tab at the same time?
Also, helmet decal should be removed by about 1942
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>>70230101
I thought you were setting up a joke with your question.
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>>70229998
My grandfather died at Auschwitz... yeah he fell out of the guard tower cause he was laughing so hard
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>>70230101
The joke in this post is the raw uncontained autism
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A rabbi walks in to a church
The priest says "Hi are you here for the ceremony?"
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>>70229998
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ive got two, pretty much the same but i thought of the second one after a friend told me the first one

what do a jew and a stiff nipple have in common?
they both disappear after a hot shower

what's the difference between a jew and a stiff nipple?
you dont have to shower 6 million times to get the nipple to go away
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A Jew walks into a bar.
He says ow
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>>70229998
The Holocaust.

How was copper wire invented?
Two Jews fighting over the same penny.

Why do Jewish women like circumcised men?
They can't resist something with 15 percent off.
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>>70229998

a jew walked into a police station and reports that his car has been stolen. So the cops say "we will work on finding your car sir" they then find out 2 teenagers stole his car and return it to him. they explained what happened and the jew says "thank you officer" and the teenagers are sent to prison for grand theft auto
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>>70229998
Why do german shower heads have 11 holes?

>Jews have 10 fingers
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>>70229998
You could say they all went up in smoke.
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What did the Jew say to the Muslim?
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>>70231165
what
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>>70231278
Howdy Partner
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>>70230233
Weird, my grandfather died in Auschwitz when a guard fell off the tower and landed on him.
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>>70231419
poo
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>>70231419
in
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>>70231419
loo
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>>70231595
Weed
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>>70231419
loo
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>>70230101
what a fucking autist.

Some guys kept decals on their helmets till the very end.
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What do you call a Jew infiltrating a nazi base?
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Whats the worst part of being a niggerjew?
You have to sit in the back of the oven.
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>>70231803
What?
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>>70231803
just say it fgt
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>>70231903
A spy
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What did the jew say to the nazi?
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Why do jews have such big noses?
>Because air is free

Two jews are on the beach. One asks the other: "How deep is it?" The other jew goes underwater and points its nose down, comes up and says: "It's very deep"

What's a jew with a gas tank
>a DIY'er
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>>70229998
Hey Guys STOP MAKING JEW JOKES.... I Have some Jews in my family tree............. In fact they're still out there swinging.
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>>70229998
How many jews can you fit in an car?

100, 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 95 in the ashtray
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>>70232954
OK, I laughed.
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