HAPPENING WHEN??
WE NEED MEME MAGIC!!!
Never ever.
>>70222460
I prefer to meme the Netherlands out of existence
meme magic doesn't work that way
Please don't.
It's future Mexican clay after all.
Sleep tight rupter
Yellow stone
Yellow cake
>tfw a nuke will trigger Yellowstone and start the real happening
never ever
>>70222460
can I go for a swim in that?
>>70223176
of course.
>>70223243
thanks
>>70222460
that looks quite beautiful
3 months from now, my memes right here /\ will confirm it
>>70222460
Say, that's perty
>>70223534
it's the gay pride asshole of the world, so of course, it's in the USA.
>>70222591
Why'd you say such a thing? We helped meme you into existence, you big, ungrateful bully.
>>70222460
more yellowstone pictures
>>70222460
MIGHTY YELLOWSTONE
DO YOUR WORST
MAKE CRUZ COUNTRY
A HOTBED OF HURT
>>70224478
NOOOOOOOOOO DELETE THIS!!
>Holland tries to be funny
Looks like youre German after all
>>70222460
Before July
>>70225309
>funny
Germany once again can't differentiate a joke from something else
>>70222677
>spill the beans - ted cruz scandal
>no more dead frogs - paris forces find 300 aks
>semon demon -ebola chan
>awaken - could either be yellow stone or rise of nationalism in europe
WAKE UP YELLOWSTONE, WAKE UP!
>>70225932
>spill the beans - ted cruz scandal
I mean "Whoops, there goes the beans."
It could also be panama leaks if they turn out to be legit and not soros shilling
anyone know how well 3M respirators and surplus gas masks hold up against ash?
>>70227017
idk mate, you'll have to do some research. if you do, make sure to share the findings.
>>70225932
WAKE UP YELLOWSTONE, WAKE UP!
>>70225344
God damn it
>>70222460
Hopefully soon
>>70227017
I'm pretty sure you don't have to worry about that if you're in the US when the thing explodes.
>>70225344
Boom
>>70222460
WAKE UP YELLOWSTONE-TAN!
WE NEED YOU
ARISE! YELLOWSTONE ARISE!
>>70223444
As long as you're okay with your flesh falling off.
>>70229296
it's just water, bro
What would happen if you just flew a plane into the plateau? Would the instant pressure trigger the supervulcano to explode? If so it would be a god-tier target for isis.
>>70222460
That anyone other than suicidal fucktards would want it to erupt is batshit insane. The global repercussions would be devastating. The people immediately killed by the volcanic effects would be the lucky ones. The faggots across the rest of the world who get to kill each other over the last can of beans or otherwise starve to death slowly would be the unlucky ones.
If Trump becomes president, Soros will die of a heart attack.
If Sanders becomes president, yellowstone blows its load.
Kek wills it.
>>70229663
>What would happen if you just flew a plane into the plateau?
literally nothing.
>>70230454
>taking shitposts seriously
>>70223492
for you
RISE YELLOWSTONE, RISE
>>70230710
>taking shitposts seriously
Yes, but what if all this ritualistic shitposting actually wakes it up? What then??
>>70222460
Fuck off if that goes off, the freest, whitest, and best states get obliterated and the shitty nigger and liberal infested coasts survive. Rip America.
>>70222460
Around the same time as Betelgeuse is due to go supernova.
... so any time between now and the next 50,000 years.
>>70231846
>Betelgeuse is due to go supernova.
What if it just did but we won't know about it for 640 more years?
>>70232122
Also a possibility.
Also possible it blew up 640 years ago and we won't know until right........ now!
*checks*
Damn.
>>70231535
>he believes in meme magic
if such a thing exists, then we're all doomed anyway
>>70228557
I'm in Missouri; it will be ashy here but no mass destruction directly from the volcano
>>70230976
the world will burn
>>70232945
R-RISE YELLOWSTONE
