My students' union are having an online survey to decide if everybody in the university is a rapist. Literally anyone anywhere can take the survey as many times as they like. Is there any reason I shouldn't flood this with fake responses? The results will be garbage anyway
>>70220138
Link?
>>70220138
GIVE US THE CODE, OP
>>70220211
This. Make UCD Rapists Again
>>70220138
link?
>>70220138
>Is there any reason I shouldn't flood this with fake responses?
Might as well. The femicunts are gonna do the same thing, so might as well make the results totally meaningless.
>>70220198
>>70220211
>>70220267
http://www.ucdsu.ie/yourvoice/suggestions/ucdsexualconsentsurvey/
LINK FAGGOT
>>70220455
http://www.ucdsu.ie/yourvoice/suggestions/ucdsexualconsentsurvey/
I am submitting that I am constantly raped, everyday.
>>70220665
Top banter
I was going to submit that I was raped everyday, but I can't get past these stupid hypothetical questions allowing people to claim that after you drink you can't consent to sex. Couldn't that apply to both of them and then they raped each other? Guess it would just be the guy because he initiated it.
>>70220448
>Are you currently sexually active?
>Have you had sexual intercourse?
>>70220997
I put I have been raped, but I think it's basically womens fault, and no situation is the guys fault.
>>70220617
I vote like a typical SJW... All women are raped by the men who have full control and women have no control and never consent.
>>70221177
>>70220997
what happens if I say I was the rapist?
>>70221301
>I was drunk, how was I to understand consent laws?
This actually works in reverse by feminist standards.
>>70220665
Aw someone beat me to it :,(
>>70221177
I'm dying.
>>70220997
the basis for rape is that if you're on top, you're at fault.
>>70221366
My nigga
>>70220665
>How would you describe yourself
>Male
>Female
>no intersex
>no genderfluid
>no third gender
TRIGGERED
>>70221740
>Other
German ed everyone
>>70220448
that was a fucking long-ass survey but i gave my best impression of a freakshow tumblr manatee
my gender was transjet otherkin mig
i have been raped repeatedly at UCDSU
The pure does not know rape
>>70220138
Done. I'm raped every time I drink a beer tbqh.
"What can we do to help?"
BUILD A WALL
Contribootin
Off to a great start lads.
>>70224068
>TransNigger
Fuckin' kek
>>70224068
kek
>>70220138
I do good guys?
Reminds me of that Guardian survey a few weeks back.
>>70220138
What fucking uni is that? It better not be tcd
>>70220138
>Based Gurkha hath struck again
>>70225604
UCD mate.TCD already had one and they used it to say 25% of female TCD students had been sexually assaulted
>>70225644
>>70220997
>Couldn't that apply to both of them and then they raped each other? Guess it would just be the guy because he initiated it.
It only applies to the guy EVEN if the guy did not initiate it. A woman is not responsible for what she does when she is drunk.
>>70225821
Dublin needs to be nuked.
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/apr/07/dublin-drag-queen-panti-bliss-bar-hiv-aids-tests?CMP=share_btn_tw
>>70225475
Seems like you answered like me
that fucking survey took forever
>>70226064
And you all fell for it.
Harr harr harr
>>70226236
yea....:'(
>>70220138
>naggin of vodka
>shoulder of vodka
What the everloving fuck?
>>70220138
I filled out your shit but the survey is stupidly long.
>>70220448
>http://www.ucdsu.ie/yourvoice/suggestions/ucdsexualconsentsurvey/
enjoy your new 1000 in 1 rape statistics
t. kike
>>70226347
The most popular drink after tea in Ireland.
>>70220138
In the sections where it asks you to explain your awnser Im leaivng long winded ramblings about 'my ex wife'
>>70220138
>How would you describe yourself?
(ignoring that it is 2016 and asking my gender is extremely bigoted) I am a gender-queer poly-neurtral butchboi
>How old are you? Please write the number.
Its 2016. Are you really that ageist?
>Which of the following best describes your current relationship status?
Single.
>Please indicate your current level of study?
This is a bit triggering for me as it implies that different levels of study or valued more highly that others.
>What is your sexual orientation?
The myth of sexual orientation was posited by bitter, christian white men in the 1800s. I'd prefer not to dignify the questions with an answer but if you must no I am poly-amorous on certain days and poly-numerous on other days (depends on my headmates XD)
>Was your most recent sexual experience with
Implying their is some kind of moral value to be gained by gauging how long I knew my previous partner is extremely hetero-normative and problematic. I can't believe we live in 2016 and my university is this bigoted. We need to a see a change on campus. Soon.
>Do you think the sexual encounter described in the Aoife & Martin scenario is consenting?
Cis-men cannot receive affirmative consent due to their history of violent, imperialist conquest of black and brown bodies. All heterosexual sex involving white men is rape.
>Do you think the sexual encounter that is described in the George and Kate scenario is consenting?
George raped Katy. He probably took nude photos of her as well. I can't even. This is just too triggering. Why were there no trigger warnings before this survey? Uggghhh
> Do you think the sexual encounter that is described in the Jane and Fred scenario is consenting?
Fred is a racist name. Why are all these scenarios with hetero-normative cissies. Disgusting.
>Other suggestions - please input any other suggestion you think is important
Check your fucking privilege you shitlord. Never forget the 6 gorillion. Never again. MAGA.
>>70220665
You guys really need to come up with something better than the attack helicopter thing, it's cringe to normalfags
A simplistic short inanimate object would work better. Like a dump truck or a rock
>>70226992
>tfw all of your answers are accepted as fact
>>70225475
I did the same, lel.
Basically I said everything is rape and answered as though I'm doing nothing and always am expecting verbal consent from my partner. Then I suggested they should hold workshops where they teach men not to rape, and that a drunk person can never give consent.
>>70221366
>not memesexual
I expected more.
>>70226064
Phew! We did it, burger! Yayyy!
How long is this goddamn survey? I've already put too much time into to go back.
>>70227480
its just a ploy to get you to answer a fuck ton of questions, giving them a ton of data and you, absolutely nothing.
>>70227413
Nepal???
>>70227413
XD thanks mountain
>>70220138
>women in my university have been raped
That's not how you say surprise sex.
>>70227583
I'm sure your college survey will appreciate data from a "Communist Bearkin" from Nepal. That's as multicultural as it gets.
>>70227657
Pooposter imminent.
And we were having so much fun...
>>70220665
>binary relationship status options
TRIGGERED
>>70227869
sorry to ruin your thread and your country.
I only see this kind of shit happening in anglo speaking countries, why is that?
>>70227811
T-hanks, I guess.
JUST... STOP. I'M CRYING RIGHT NOW, YOU CIS-PRIVILEGED NECKBEARD!!!! YOUR FUCKING FEMSCUM UTERUS-BEARER-PRIVILEGED OPINIONS ARE FUCKING WORTHLESS!!!!!!!! accept that cis supremacy keeps me from having any damn rights, you smallfat-normative asshole!!!!!!!! SCREW ATTRACTIVENESS DISCRIMINATION!!!! consensual PIV intercourse is still rape, you able-body-normative hitler!!!!!! YOU'RE LITERALLY WORSE THAN HITLER, YOU GENDER-ELITIST REDDITOR!!!!!! NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR GODDAMN NECKBEARD SMALLFAT OPINION, YOU GENDER-OVERPRIVILEGED PATRIARCHIST!!!!!!!! all chauvinistic traditionalists can fucking burn in hell!!!!! fucking non-ethnic-elitist people.
>>70220665
>the number
>>70220997
All of them involve a woman getting blackout drunk or near blackout drunk with a drunk male. Sounds to me like you got a fucking ALCOHOL problem not a RAPE problem.
So I made out all the scenarios were rape because men are all rapists and a woman can never give consent after alcohol. The I filled in the rest of the survey completely contradicting myself, with alcohol never being a problem, and being both very forward and shy about asking/not asking consent. That should fuck up the statistics!!
I started but don't have the patience for this.
Forgot to cap, but I put "demi-transpolymorph prototype"
>>70221177
>http://www.ucdsu.ie/yourvoice/suggestions/ucdsexualconsentsurvey/
>>70227596
Burgerbro I need a favour. Can you nuke >>70227977?
The shit from these witless, pompous subhumans is wafting up-mountain and I'm not sure I can take it any longer.
This is hilarious.
>>70228082
This. The questions are written for country girls with poor sex education being thought that lads in Dublin will get ye drunk and ride ye.
>>70225237
>>70228218
Glory.
>>70228181
cute, coming from a country which lives on our money lol
>>70224068
Audible kek on that. Good one, burger.
>>70227080
1 vote for poosexual.
>>70228181
I already voted trump...I'll try to do more though
>>70225644
>>70220138
Op I have an request for you this sunday night get some Chalk and Write some trump stuff about the place. I would do it myself but I can't
>>70227080
I'm not even a normalfag but Attack Helicopter is cringy af.
>>70225831
>>70226992
>>70227106
FUCKING YES!
>>70226992
Total camuflage, they will never know what are troll answers and real answers. Except your last answer.
>This is a bit triggering for me as it implies that different levels of study or valued more highly that others.
kek
>>70226847
No, I mean what the fuck is a naggin and what the fuck is a shoulder?
>>70220665
Thank God this isn't a YLYL thread, otherwise I would have just lost HARD.
Rampant reporting of stare raping all over campus!!
>Do it faggots
>>70225433
you did
>>70221404
Expect the FBI or the Popo's at your door.
>>70228355
Curry coons don't have money.
Ramaheshastoonikrishananeshwar, why don't you and your twenty brothers go ficki ficki.
Given how Indian women look, it's better if you just fuck your cow.
>>70228705
Fucking NO. I cant tell what is or isnt but what it aint is not what it am.
>>70228804
Naggins are 200ml bottle of vodka.
Shoulders are 350ml.
>>70220665
>not 2015
> not being a heteroproblematic tumblkin of color
>>70228130
Trans Atlantic
>>70220138
When are we gonna be featured on Rolling Stones, OP?
>>70220665
> please write the number
Anonymous Delivers!
>>70228961
Ah right, fair enough.
Those are small bottles though, is that considered a large amount at irish universities?
I mean, I know they're women in the scenarios, but shit.
>>70228005
I think we should withdraw you, agent. You went too deep into Tumblr.
>>70226992
>How would you describe yourself?
Positively if I could
>How old are you? Please write the number.
the number
>Which of the following best describes your current relationship status?
Single.
>Please indicate your current level of study?
Insufficient
>What is your sexual orientation?
I think down is the sexiest
>Was your most recent sexual experience with
my right hand
>Do you think the sexual encounter described in the Aoife & Martin scenario is consenting?
I don't know about how the sexual encounter feels about it, ask it and not me
>Do you think the sexual encounter that is described in the George and Kate scenario is consenting?
Ask the damn sexual encounters man leave me alone
> Do you think the sexual encounter that is described in the Jane and Fred scenario is consenting?
DUDE STOP
>Other suggestions - please input any other suggestion you think is important
Give this survey to a few sexual encounters and not me man, like wtf
>>70225237
>Assuming my age is measured in years is bigotted and I refus
Holy fucking kek. My sides have transcended to a higher plane.
>>70228801
your memes are familiar. i like them.
>>70220665
Ha.
>>70229257
Eh, most people probably drink too much of whatever as it is.
>>70229416
I have a little something for you.
https://tumblr-argument-generator.lokaltog.net/
Remember to identify as an attack helicopter!!!!!
>>70220665
>>70220138
Oh, sure, /pol/, sabotage surveys for other schools, but not mine.
You're cool.
>>70220138
regret is not rape.
>>70224068
>transnigger is a saved word for your swype
Enjoy
UCD is for fucking faggots. Trinners for winners
>>70229642
holy fuck the hedgehog guy is funny!
ATTACK HELICOPTER!!!
>2016
>not identifying as 'normal'
>>70228899
>5=4
KEK
E
K
>>70229629
I tip my hat to you, sir. You have won me every argument on the internet from now on.
>>70229570
I wrote gender bender as well lol
>>70229423
top kek
Hahahah lot of socially retarded women lying about being raped.
>>70230124
ARE YOU KIDDING ME??
>>70228130
i kekked heartily you faggot
>>70229257
200ml of vodka should be plenty to get a woman drunk unless she's a lardass in which case she should go to the gym instead of to the club.
>>70230025
Sisbro.
>>70230044
kek
>>70230252
>KKKeKKK'd
FTFY
>>70230044
>Yes
>No
kek
>>70230299
zozzled far too much at this!!!
>>70230299
>>70228370
RARE FLAG
>>70220665
>the number
Call me a simple man but the simple things are always the best.
>>70220138
>http://www.ucdsu.ie/yourvoice/suggestions/ucdsexualconsentsurvey/
>>70228130
>Trans-Atlantic
>Not 'Pan Am'
Poor show.
>>70220997
Me and my gf have both had drunken sex together
Guess we raped each other
Guys if you keep putting down your gender as an attack helicopter or shit like that you are just giving them a really easy to filter out your survey. Literally the 1st or 2nd question and they can just shitcan it.
At least make it hard for them to filter it, be a bit mope subtle
>>70230757
No, you raped her because she couldn't consent. You are male and therefore raped her.
>>70220138
Hey guys, i was halfway into this survey filling out long clever responses when i suddenly realized, does this actually matter?
Is this some dumb students random online poll or an actual university sponsored thing?
Will they actually read these results and take it to be actual?
I mean honestly, who the fuck determines things based on random online surveys? And especially I would hope not universities.
>>70221177
>go to doctor for checkup
>are you sexually active
>>70230617
We don't have an orientation program for newcomers, sorry.
>>70220138
Keeping the meme alive
>>70230757
Girls never rape, you mysogynist. You are just the kind of guy I expect to rape women while they are drunk and vulnerable. Just because you have been drinking is not a excuse for rape.
>>70230722
>>70230930
They aren't going to read the survey's of people who keep saying they are a transnigger on the 1st damn question i can tell you that.
>>70230930
>Is this some dumb students random online poll or an actual university sponsored thing?
It's research in the psychology department
>Will they actually read these results and take it to be actual?
They will likely not read every single one, just do statistics on the data.
>>70220138
First TCD and now UCD, do you have forced consent courses too? Thank fuck this shit hasn't reached UL yet
>>70231062
But what about hermaphrodites? Its 3 dollar
>>70225237
>Trans-ethnic genderfluid cylon
>cylon
Kek
I'm a tacosexual transbiscuit.
>>70230409
>double
>>70230893
FUCKING AUSSIES, HOW DO YOU DO THIS?!!
>>70222138
kek, just watched the new episode
>>70220448
Anyone else unable to scroll on iPhone? Won't let me scroll down on the survey
>>70231115
So what exactly is the effect of our answers other than to post caps here and have a chuckle?
>>70220138
OP do you promise you keep us uptodate if they analyse their litte survey?
i want to hear of their reaction to it
>>70228327
>bilateral
Kek'd
>>70220665
Just finished.
According to the survey I'm a bisexual teenage woman who sees rape at every corner while simultaneously sucking dick and spreading my legs at the drop of a hat. I put so many contradicting opinions into the survey I think I might have created a temporal paradox.
Also, in the box for suggested actions I added creating a three week long, mandatory sexual consent orientation program for all male students
I screwed up that survey so bad the school will just throw out the results
>>70231159
Contributing
>>70231610
KEK
>>70231636
I put down I was pansexual
>>70231712
Also
>>70220448
>Theres an Other category for gender.
REV UP THOSE PROPELLERS FELLOW ATTACK HELICOPTERS.
>>70230930
The Students' Union of another Irish university held a similar survey on surveymonkey and used it to introduce mandatory consent workshops http://trinitynews.ie/one-in-four-female-tcd-students-sexually-assaulted-survey/
>>70230952
I've just never seen Nepal before m8.
Just let me have this
>>70220448
I'm tempted to put a load of offensive shit, but what are the reprecussions?
>>70231746
Damn, I should have thought of that.
>>70220138
>no mention of computer science
Well thats how they get us right?
>>70231115
>It's research in the psychology department
No it's not. It's being done by the students' union to confirm that the university is in fact crawling with rapists
>>70220718
>I am submitting that I am constantly raped, everyday.
by the marxist lecturers.
>>70231898
No repercusions just fun
>>70220138
Doing my part
Finished the entry for one tri gendered demi sexual transarabic camel spider.
The whole thing is actually rather long, but it was worth it to aid in the feminist cause.
Faggots
>>70231761
>>70231314
Fucking kek
>>70220665
Check your attack helicopter priviledge imperialist shitlord
>>70231636
Same. I asked for segregated dorms for straight males, straight females, gay males, gay females, trans women, trans men, and those who don't wish to to identify themselves.
I hope this fucking University burns to the ground.
You know it's 100% true.
>>70231540
Probally make them investigate how many female students are mentally ill and Whores
>>70230930
We had one of these at my university, there were questions specifically about sexual encounters between graduate and undergraduate students. The survey results led to an investigation which uncovered that one of the TAs in my department was running around fucking most of his students.
Now our entire department has to sit through a three hour Title IX lecture every semester..... thanks a lot Frank.
>>70232066
Waaay more clever than mine, A fucking plus.
>>70232126
What kind of a fucking name is Aoife anyway?
fields are unsanitized
mysql injection when
>>70232051
SHUT IT DOWN
>>70231899
Theres also trysexual try anything once
>>70232169
Was wondering too, is that a common potato lady name? Any potato bros have a phonetic pronunciation for that?
>>70232114
Ha! Marvelous!
Keep those outrageous suggestions coming in guys.
How about gender segregated classrooms to protect female students from the leering eyes of potential rapists? Or if that's inconvenient, maybe just segregating the rooms and putting a big cloth divider through the center of the room.
>>70231540
Make the survey results too ridiculous even for propaganda. Online surveys like this contain no valuable information to begin with, so may as well not let it be used to spread misinformation
>>70232031
kek
>>70232044
>tri gendered demi sexual transarabic camel spider
top kek
>>70225433
>A fellow helisexual
LONDON
O
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D
O
N
>>70232169
It is here to make you read it as 'Adolfie'.
>>70231566
will do senpai, that could be weeks away though
>>70231537
Yeah same problem here. Try another browser.
>>70232169
Black name.
>>70231636
My extra add on was for an enforcement group on campus, made entirely of women (preferably non cishet) that can remove any men from campus at the request of a woman, in order to bring power back to women where they feel the most powerless.
>>70227080
Call yourself an Indian. Or Toilet Witch.
>>70232418
HA!
This survey is the greatest
>>70232259
Hey! We aren't all muslims! Keep that shit outta here!
This entire thread
Damn that was a pretty long questionairre but finished it, another raped and assaulted little drunk slut who always gives nonverbal consent
>>70232149
thanx, what was yours?
>>70232183
You'd think thatd be one of the first thing people would try to do. But I think filling it with fake but believable responses to sway the results would be funnier.
>>70232434
She is hot. I now feel shameful.
>>70220448
L9ooooooooool they let you write in for your gender. I wonder how many attack helicopters are going to show up out of the woodwork
>>70232243
Like "Eva" but with an f sound instead of v
>>70232498
The more radical the suggestions, the better. Especially the ones that are just radical enough to be taken seriously.
Destroying a poll is funny.
Destroying a university is hilarious.
>>70232625
The term is "helisexual" you bigot.
>>70232555
Some bullshit about a bi gendered pansexual fire cat kin or something
>>70220665
>specific helicopter
>>70220138
Just took it and answered as if I was a flamning liberal homo
>>70231769
Christ. That's fucked up.
>>70231591
>e=mxc2
>not e=mc^2
>>70232665
Ahhh thanks Ireland bro, I look forward to a trip to your country this summer.
>>70232625
AH-64 Apache Longbow reporting in.
What a absolute waste of tuition money. I will be sure to recommend alternative universities to this one to ANYONE whom I speak of. What a complete waste of time and money. The "professional victim complex" of these other "sheltered" students needs to change. When these other kids hit the real world, all of their anger and disgust at the real world will be brought back and blamed on the university for brainwashing them into believing this bullshit. Let's be clear, REGRET DOES NOT EQUAL RAPE. Absolutely degenerate to think otherwise. This school is doing a blatant dis service to these naive and ignorant "victimized" students.
>>70220138
Is there even a limit to the length of the textbox?
If not, http://www.gutenberg.org/files/2600/2600-h/2600-h.htm
>>70232787
who gives a fuck about jewish physiks?
>>70226992
>Its 2016. Are you really that ageist
>>70232770
>>70232839
god damn
>>70220138
ITS ALL RAPE ALL THE TIME
I answered it like the typical male hating feminist.
I even called Martin a white male
hope I did well goys
>>70224068
>transnigger
kek
Christ that took forever.
Dump of amusing bits commencing. How'd I do?
>an official college survey using the term "friend with benefits"
Get me off this never ending ride
What the fuck is a naggin of vodka?
>>70232978
>>70233006
>Captcha is eggs
>>70225723
top lel
Got to page two and said FUCK THAT SHIT.
>>70232989
Or a shoulder of vodka for that matter, burgers just can't keep up with all these hardcore drinking terms yurop pls to help.
>>70220448
>you have to disable adblock for the survey to load
what kind of currynigger coded that shit ?
That survey did not need to be so fucking long.
>>70233071
I answered that section exactly the same
