COR BLIMEY GOV'NA YOU CHEEKY UNCIVILIZED CUNT. OI BACK OFF, WE ARE BUILDING A COLONY 'ERE MATE.
What do you do?
Not on my watch, cunt.
>>70213640
"Mate, this already is a colony."
There might be a few miles left on earth for you to take!
>>70213640
i wave my spear in anger
probably take part in the ensuing fisticuffs
>>70213640
accept blankets from the nice man
Tell them that their navigator has misled them and laugh a bit probably tbqh f@m
>>70213640
where is the eternal anglo shitposter when you need him?
Where are the Yanks when you need them?
>>70213640
Nuke em
>>70213640
Ahhhh! A giant talking frog!
>>70213824
Making a big ass cuppa tea from the ocean.
>>70213640
Well, I'm brown so I'll just rape his wife while he pretends nothing is happening and denies it all when his wife comes to complain to him.
Thank you white man. White is right.
>>70213640
HOL UP
>>70213640
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>>70213640
Let them colonize, revolt, and then slowly take them over through economic and cultural superiority.
>>70213722
>>70213722
name one colony you had, that we wanted, that you successfully defended from us
>>70213640
Well, good on you! I wish you the best of luck with your colony. Are you, perhaps, interested in the latest, state of the art, cotton-harvesting equipment? It's 100% organic, runs on chicken and watermelon and should last you a lifetime. Hell, they should last at least untill you allow your women to vote, but such madness is unthinkable right? We call it 'the nigger' by 2 today and have more than you bargained for in a few months notice.
>>70213640
S-Sorry, M'lord. Oi'l be gettin' outta ya way now
>>70215042
> cultural superiority
>>70217204
Laugh it up teanigger, but your government and modern culture was widely based on the US until a few years ago when you went full eurocuck. Even eurocuck culture is loosely based on a cancerous movement started in the US.
>>70218488
>Trends
>Culture
>>70213640
welcome him in and worship his awesome glass beads, sell all my land for the amazing beads of glass
>>70218745
>implying culture isn't just a series of trends
>>70218488
Our government has existed in its primary state for more than 300 years. Your country hasn't even existed for that long.
>Our modern culture is derived from America's
Top kek. No it isn't. Our modern culture has never existed before on America... actually it has, since Americans love British culture and all your girls want to date British boys.
>Economic superiority
Big numbers mean nothing if you can't use them.
Throw alligators at him.
>>70213640
Step 1: Do nothing
Step 2: Wait a few hundred years
Step 3: Guilt the white man into giving me free shit
>>70213640
we're already colonised
have a cup of tea jezza
>>70213640
Cry over taxes, rebel, get taxes anyway then make a country that is run by Jews
>>70221293
>all your girls want to date British boys.
>date
>British boys
ROLF
>>70222926
Now that's some rare shit
>>70223394
Not before we get you to fight the french, and their pet savages for us...
>>70213640
We teach,you learn peasant.
Tell that inbred Abraham to fuck off
>>70214001
Let's just ignore
>genocides
>destruction of the nature (the frontier was beautiful)
>territorial wars
I think our culture is great so I'm not gonna complain about natives getting their 'culture' fucked over (especially abos, fuck abos). But to say colonisation was a bunch of geniuses walking into a land and building universities for free is dumb.
>>70213640
We alert the kang and kween to assemble the melanin wizards special forces to fly out and intercept the invaders using dey supah powers n sheit
>>70221293
And all your girls want American boys. Ladies get tired of their boring men and go for what seems "exotic."
>>70227939
>And all your girls want American boys.
He says.
>>70213640
NAH U DRUNK TOSSER U IS ALREADY IN ONE U BEEN DRINKIN AGAIN GOVNA?
>>70228519
Holy shit Grandpa. Time to move into the color era
>>70213640
>we own it because it's nearby
hahaahah
>>70225127
Fuck off cuck
>>70228871
Alright Alright here's another one. Pissing of amerifags for eternity.
>>70213640
FUCK TEA AND FUCK THE KING
*gathers farmers with pitchforks and muskets*
JUST WAIT AND SEE WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO THE INDIANS NEXT :^)
>>70222926
Does Jezza still have that lighthouse down south?
>>70213782
>>70213640
I recruit an ARYAN liberation ARMY and go hunt some Anglo BLOOD
>>70229521
This.
>>70213640
>Appear in the shores with a pig army
>British leave because pigs are haram
>>70225127
>destruction of the nature
Learning English as a second language m9?
>>70215273
Not really that hard to win a war if you have 6 times the population.
Give him my daughter to get BLEACHED.
>>70231046
>Gives no answer.
Britain has beaten many countries in war with way more population e.g. china.
>tfw landlocked
the anglos did this
>>70231568
Yes it's possible. That's why we have beaten you a couple of times. But in the end, more population wins every time. I'd like to see Britain wage war against China today.
>>70230638
That sentence is grammatically correct. 'The nature of North America' is a grammatically correct sentence, and as I was talking about North America, saying 'The Nature' is appropriate, and no, English is not my first language, I come from Germany.
>>70229096
Not an argument. i already said the Natives were savages and cunts, the fuckers scalped people. That said, I don't think I'm a cuck for not advocating the murder of women and children.
Wonder what the hell happened to Austria that we now have a coastline
