Thanks for the industrial revolution cunt
>>70206303
Hi Aussie.
>>70206303
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u3GntOheatk
Thanks for colonising the world. I love you.
>>70206303
Thanks for Lauren Mayberry, filthy Anglo scum.
>>70206303
You britfags have great teeth. Cheers!
>>70206656
Thanks Prussia bro
>>70206696
Jerrycuck detected
>>70206303
Thank you for colonizing Hong Kong.
>>70206303
Good job stopping Spain from ruling the world. That would have sucked.
jungle is sick
I'm sure you'll have some of the best cuck porn in a few years.
>>70206303
I'm glad I visited London 15 years ago. Used to be nice
>>70206303
Thanks for participating in our disaster year in 1572, it made us stronger you ass
>>70206303
Thanks for being so tolerant and bending.
t. pajeet, ibrahim and tyrone
>>70206303
Thanks for the 2012 Olympics , your fucking fetish for flamethrower and your occult mass opening ritual cunt .
Thanks bein there, Dad.
>>70206992
Thanks Frenchie
>>70206303
Thanks for Red Dwarf and Father Ted.
Hope you get better soon.
>>70206303
No thanks.
U guys are chill.sorry 4 the awkward Falkland faze
>>70207052
All those feels
>>70207295
>oi lad is that an unlicensed spoon i see
Thanks for starting New Zealand off on the right track.
Were continuing with all the good things you've taught us. And are smart enough now to learn from the massive mistakes you have made. If you want to bail from the mess of modern day Britain, we welcome you with open arms. We are, almost exactly like you, just we dont care about the class system, speak with different accents, and spend most of our free time at the beach or having bbqs.
>>70207180
The opening ceremony was shit. I hope they're all being sarcastic.
>>70207416
O shit
>>70207501
Get out Paki
Thanks for Ray Mears.
He's nice to watch on a rainy evening.
>>70207501
>>70207639
I liked it apart from the multiculti shit, but it was directed by a Scottish guy so yeah.
You should have seen the Commonwealth games opening for Scotland.
TOP KUCK!
>>70207180
>all this normies applauding a festival obviously made for Ba'al , not anyone of them actually watched closely the ceremony.
Man this is fucked up , your ceremony was good , but the amount of occult in it really make me wonder if your queen is a fucking pagan , if yes than God has forsaken her and your people.
Your opening was just a massive satanic ritual.
>>70207639
What the fuck? I don't remember seeing that. All I remember was those shitty occult things with the cultists singing some shitty song, and tim berners lee in a house.
>>70206303
Your accent will save the world from the Burgers accent.
>>70206303
Nice smog with 12000 casualties in the 1950s cunt
>>70207715
We were secretly summoning the old Gods to stop the left from gaining any ground. You can thank us later, heretic.
>>70206303
Thanks for not helping us in ww2.
Great food m8.
Thanks mum
>>70207840
Fuck you - if you defended yourselves you wouldn't have been invaded twice. Unfortunately, you Poles are useless and stupid.
>>70207800
>being this much an autist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aikET8TXsdY
Nah it was just a satanic ritual , and you're just doing like the ancient civilisation of Babylon and you will fall like just like them
you're really a fucking state police , your people are either all retarded or just don't want to fight anymore.
Thanks in advance for exiting the EU before/as it crashes and burns
>do it faggots
Our country's so cucked all the newspapers today and whining about how we're not allowed to reveal that elton john has been having threesomes but big bad america can publish it.
>>70207840
>the eternal anglo
>helping
Keks , Poland stop being so naive , those lads only help themselves and arabs.
they were very respectable at one point
>>70206807
Why did the lion get lost?
>>70208035
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA is this a parody or is someone this insane?
>>70208125
>France literally just sat behind the maginot when it had the largest army in the world at the time
>blaming Britain
Fuck you
>>70208125
>themselves and arabs.
>Says the country with the highest number of Arabs in Europe
kek.
>>70208035
Well, yeah I know it was probably a ritual because it was shit imo (or at least the parts that I watched were shit).
Thanks for Nothing
i love digestive biscuits
>>70206303
Thanks for killing Turing cunts
>>70207947
The only reason you werent invaded is that small body of water between UK and France.
Seriously m8 you could have wrecked hitler with france the moment the war started and you blew it up.
>>70208052
>they won't exit it , votes don't matter and the people never choose anything.
after the referendum they might run the EU tho.
>>70208289
I know. But, there's a reason we didn't and it goes with the olympics ritual.
>>70208182
>France literally just sat behind the maginot when it had the largest army in the world at the time
keks , no we didn't , either US or Germany had the largest army at the time , and you had the largest empire at this time .
>>70208230
>say the man who is a minority in his own capital
>say the man who has the biggest mosque in all western world.
Yeah sure
Thanks for fucking over the Irish so much that they all moved hear, ya bastards
>>70208562
You're a minority in your entire country.
>Frenchbirthrates.BAT
>>70206303
>Say something nice to the Brits
Allah save the Queen
>>70208562
Nope, the Wehrmacht was smaller until the invasion of the Soviet Union took place. Britain had a tiny army and a huge navy. France had the largest land army in the world and decided to hide behind forts.
>>70208409
this , all WW2 was staged and /pol/ stormfags still don't understand this.
>>70206303
You have nice kitchen knifes.
But don't forget to bin that knife or i report you to the shariah court.
>>70208035
I don't know what bothers me more. The fact that someone made a video almost two hours long about his fear of teh joos, or the fact that people watch a video almost two hours long about their fear of teh joos.
People claim that /pol/ is mostly satire.
Satire does not take an hour and 38 minutes. some of you are genuinely fucked up.
>>70208618
Kek
Congratulations on destroying 2/3 of the planet you right foul gits
>>70208562
those 70% foreign birthrates in paris
Your Paki Muslims around Manchester make my dick hard. But seeing your bucktooth inbred white slags makes it go away.
>>70208631
Let me guess, staged by jews right?
But for what reason?
>>70208712
Destroyed?
What did we destroy? America? Nope you did that yourselves.
Australia? Nope they seem fine to me.
Africa? Nope they've always been shitskins and no one has been able to tame them.
India? Nope again always been poopy lovers.
>>70208597
actually it's not that big , we have seen a little grown in past 50 years.
But you UK have quadrubled the number of shitskin in your country.
>>70206303
Thanks for sending our satellites into space. Great Space Programs, lads.
youll always be brits for me
posh
tea drinking
fish and chips eatin
conquering everything
killing negros and redskins while wearing your fancy red coats
exploring the world
inventing new stuff
being a spohisticated country but evryone has brown/yellow teeth
thats how isee the brits
i like em
no matter how many mohammeds are born and how many pedophile rings get busted
youll always bee jacks, nigels, johns and williams to me
>>70208289
Don't blame us for your cowardice and incompetence.
>>70208649
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/November_2015_Paris_attacks
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Hebdo_shooting
>>70208712
But we're not Americans.
>>70208624
the werhmarch could be smaller , we had a technology like Australian , we could easily lost against the emu.
>>70208755
Proof ? nah you don't have them of course , it's not Paris who is full of shitskin it's around Paris where the shit is spreading.
>>70208791
well banning white nationalism by calling it xenophobic, spreading leftist ideas , creation of Israel , creation of UE and of course starting to say it's not possible to have colonies anymore.
After the WW3 all religions will be banned and we will need in a progressive world where only their "scientific" dictatorship can took place and they will be able to manipulate the masses even easier.
>>70207474
>And are smart enough now to learn from the massive mistakes you have made.
>Aukland
Good luck though lads
>>70209132
French tanks and rifles were of a better quality than the German counterpart.
>>70208834
Yeah a growth of foreign born vermin in your own nation.
The Guardian wrote on article on it recently.
Just fuck off, you are of Arabic now. Allahu ackbar!
>>70208631
I think I remember learning from somewhere that Hitler was working for the British, and his rise and the crash was carefully calculated by Britain.
>>70208991
Charlie hebdo was shit and no one was reading them , i'm sure they did this on purpose to explose their sells .
13 novembers ? muslim attack a concert full of satanic drug-head and some retards alcoholic in the streets ?
keks, this was all done to create the situation we're living right now and to have our opinion positive to put their CCTV everywhere.
>>70209214
It wouldn't surprise me.
>>70209313
Didn't you also have a series of Arab's screaming allahu ackbar and running people over with cars before New Years?
>>70209027
I said 2/3 not all of it
>>70209336
>MFW the Eternal Anglo is real
>MFW our country is secretly controlling all the nations and human history.
I mean it's weird, since we lost so many battles in WWII we could've easily won like the Fall of Singapore which we could've won if we just went into the forest.
Revolution when?
>>70206303
i enjoy their sense of humor
>>70209176
>the guardian
Waow son , just look up who hold the guardian , yeah it's the same kike that own all the information published all over your country.
>>70209170
nah they weren't , even if they were we couldn't fight against the Luftwaffe and they would just bomb us like rats
>>70206303
Thanks for the land tea-goy.
>>70209419
keks , yeah that shit was gold , i remember our bitch talking about an isolated case and how he just screamed allahu akbar to give him courage.
Our muslims aren't the problem at all , the real problem are the leftist who spread shit and acceptance.
>>70209532
Watch a documentary called "Britain's Invisible Empire".
It's a long one but it basically details how the empire still exists, just with different names. All the same positions within the power structure exist still and all that.
>>70209580
All kikes own the media, look you're a nation that won't even produce statistics because it's illegal, when we all know the real reason is, is that you don't want to be trolled and mocked on /pol/ for being in a worse state than the UK, German and Sweden combined and multiplied by 10.
I'm onto you Francois bin Ackbar.
too many of you in UAE
>>70209698
So, British world Empire soon?
>>70209762
British empire still exists legally, according to that documentary which produces all the documentation and information on companies, businesses and politicians that have their tentacles in exactly the same places they did after the Americans started Mel Gibsoning things around.
It's funny.
>>70209698
what are you talking about ?
the german are definetly the worst , at least we don't push any nation to accept our arabs.
so what are your planes after UK stay in Europe ? you defenseless pajet ?
>>70209950
that picture is sad
>>70209891
It's fun to watch people bully the Jews because deep down I know they're innocent and we're the ones who are bringing forth this satanic age. Besides, watching this 2012 Olympics ritual video is making me wonder: why do all this? What's the end goal?
Are the Jews are slave? Or are we the Jew's slave?
>>70209950
>at least we don't push any nation to accept our arabs.
Yes you do, you threaten us constantly, saying if we don't give you money then you'll let the sand niggers in through Calais.
>my planes
Boening 747's and the like, you know, the kind you want to blow up Abdullah bin Jihad.
Oh shit, Molech was just mentioned in the video? What if our elite are secretly worshipping Molech? Is Kek Britain's enemy?
>>70210042
Jews are indebted to us after the occupation of Constantinople and the destruction of the Ottoman empire, handing them Israel.
Also, do you think they taught us how to Jew financial markets? Nah, Jews common trait is to infiltrate a nation, learn what they can from the host and take it somewhere else.
They learnt how to Jew banks and markets from us.
Also is that 2012 video any good? I may give it a watch to see how crazy it is.
>>70210106
whats calais ?
>>70206992
>>70207474
NZ, our favorite son.
>>70210106
>muh 3000 shitskin in callais , we already have removed half of them , the problem are the german who keep letting them in and since we can't close our borders thanks to Schengen they spread to callais like parasite.
nah planes are not worth blowing up , the next cup in Paris , full of foreign will be a better choice to removing kaffirs.
>>70210206
Pretty interesting. Makes a mention of Molech and we know he has connections to the elite and lefties.
>>70210320
ops wrong file .
>>70210296
ty i was looking for this.
>>70210541
bonjour, comment ca va ?
do you mind telling me whats calais ?
>>70210286
Calais is place in France.
>>70206303
I'll have a pack of pork scratchings from the co-op if you're going thanks m8.
I was enjoying that thread.
>>70207947
They do make excellent toilet cleaners, though.
I like Battenberg cake
>>70210320
Why do you have English porn saved on your computer?
>>70210322
I'll give it a watch but it's over an hour and I don't want it to be some paranoid rantings of a retard.
>>70210600
True.
>>70210576
ah so its like a city? thank you my dear british friend
>>70210592
Me too, whoever closed it down should be shot.
I was getting into the juicy details of the corruption at my local sainsbury's.
Fucking Sam is on to me, that's why he SHUT IT DOWN.
>>70210720
No it's a port town.
It's our external border in France, we pay them money to secure it and keep the pooskins locked there, instead of entering the channel tunnel or hopping into lorries and crossing over the English channel to Dover (another port located in the south of England).
>>70210796
ah thanks, as you can see im semi-rare
>>70210563
a northern city who is close to UK , we have a tunnel with them and shitskin all over the world want to travel it because UK gives houses for free ( at least it's what they expect )
>>70210676
because that shit was just too much for me.
your women are such whores they're literally fucking bugs.
>>70206303
Thanks for making the best music
>>70210305
We're the Serbia to your Russia.
>>70210845
It's what they expect but it's not what they get. Thank you Ian (Benefits Cutter) Duncan Smith.
Also, you clearly like roach porn, so that tells me you're a Turk. How many of them are you related to?
>>70210839
It's fine.
>>70206303
hm. I really dont know. Thanks for the funny antics? And thanks for Keira Knightley
no
>>70206303
Cheers for making us a country dad. Also thanks for getting your mate the governer general to hang around and make sure things run smooth over here.
>>70210845
>>70210771
Can you confirm?
>>70210848
Are you a Left Hand Patch or a Clandestine kind of geezer?
ty for colonizing us
>>70211205
Remove Sheikh!
Remove Sultan!
Remove Saudi Arabia!
>>70210839
semi rare ?
>>70210955
nah i'm not a turk , but this was a gangbang interracial porn movie which is pretty rare.
>>70211096
nothing , it's our little guys who go to school , they're rioting for 2 weeks now , probably lauched some big sheit on cops and retard though it were shoots.
http://www.leparisien.fr/hauts-de-seine-92/affrontements-et-feux-devant-des-lycees-a-clichy-courbevoie-et-colombes-07-04-2016-5694247.php
nothing is happening for now, 10 minutes it's too earlier to decide but i think it's nothing
>>70211289
listen man /pol/ confuses us alot with saudia arabia, saudia is radical islam we arent
>>70211339
>nah i'm not a turk , but this was a gangbang interracial porn movie which is pretty rare.
How can you tell? You must be a T*rk.
>>70211404
I know about UAE, you have Saudi paid for people in power and in charge of your nation.
REMOVE THEM! BE FREE!
>>70211404
>radical islam meme
Your country has Sharia Law
>>70211521
yes but we dont embrace it as much as KSA, if i go to the beach right now in dubai, its not like the cops are going to go there take a foreign women in a bikini, force her to wear a hijab and then stone her
>>70211512
and yeah, no one likes saudi
>>70211618
Excuse me but a pair of Brits were arrested for holding hands in Dubai, along with an Australian woman that was arrested by the moral police in UAE for wearing a bikini.
The same shit happens in Morocco as well.
I know that your hotels allow alcohol which KSA doesn't but yeah.
>>70206303
Thanks a lot for the easy women, craving the french cock.
>>70211438
i don't even like kebab m8.
and Erdogan is a piece of shit.
>>70211404
all muslim nations are the same around the world.
>>70211961
>the Arab cock.
ftfy
>>70211618
I have worked in Dubai doing catering for a large event. I respected the fact it's a Muslim country (unlike Muslims in Europe, who often fail to to have any shred of respect for our culture and preservation of it, so they just demand demand demand).
I enjoyed my stay and was paid well.
I would never visit Saudi Arabia. It's a different ballgame.
>>70211811
probably some cuck emirati who couldnt get a date had a problem being jealous and called the cops on them, and idk about the aussie lady, because i remember an incident happening on the beach where these drunk british couple were making out and then were fucking on the beach, and we do have alcohol in stores and pork, theres a general section in stores, and a non-muslim section, alcohol,pork etc
>>70211811
You literally need a license to purchase alcohol in the UAE.
you have good tv shows
ty for colonising us
thank you for providing a fun opponent to beat up on in the cricket
>>70212080
Nah some hotels are relaxed and serve it in bars.
you owe us New York, you brittish fucks
under Dutch government, the USA would have never revolted and we could have been the greatest empire that has ever been on earth
English muffins are Ok if you run out of regular bread.
>>70212054
KSA shuts everything down 5 times a day for prayers, it's hot as hell, no alcohol, no decent food, you get the shits when you eat their food, there are moral police literally everywhere that carry walkie talkies and they drive around in cars.
Don't go there, ever.
>>70212077
Probably drunk but I know you're a bit more relaxed than KSA, Yemen and Qatar.
>>70212077
it must suck to be muslim and to have to touch pork and alcohol to sell it to foreign.
>>70212130
>Call every french arab
>know more about arab countries than anyone on /pol/
lel
>>70212080
If you are white they don't care if you drink in Dubai. Just don't expect to not get arrested if you parade down the street drunk and singing badly while being aggressive. They will just lock you up for the night and then ask you to leave the country and not come back.
>>70212315
actually ive tried pork before and i didnt know what it was since my friend tricked me
>>70208562
>say the man who is a minority in his own capital
So are you.
>>70212077
Holy shit I found another one.
>>70212404
Was it nice?
I like how you let your empire fall apart?
>>70212315
Sorry I don't speak Arabic.
>>70212404
Can you translate this to the "French" poster for me, tell him to fuck off because he's a stinky Arab, do it in Arabic so he understands.
Many, many thanks.
>>70212404
you're retarded to post this on /pol/ , no really , the shariah internet defense force can catch you m8 , be careful.
>>70212432
proof ?
>>70212054
dubai has a bunch of nice events too, and emiratis are the only civilized arabs who respect other people besides indians,filipenos,etc, dubai is more american/european than KSA, living in KSA would make you have the same level of insanity in a psychiatric ward, i would never visit KSA even though they offer lots of money, but yeah theres more europeans here than emiratis
>>70212502
>MUH FREEDOM NOW! NOW NOW NOW!
>O-okay
>UK PLS TAKE US BACK, WE'RE SORRY! WE'RE SO SORRY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cgbZqR2AGI
>>70212404
>>70212444
Also /pol/, another major factor to remember is that UAE is very rich, however they do not fund mosques for Europe anywhere near the scale as KSA does.
KSA is pretty open about 'supporting the islamisation of europe'. Not so much the case for UAE.
>>70212520
lol you really want me to ?
>>70212535
i actually googled it and i thought it was real
>>70212444
salem
>>70212497
yeah it wasnt bad
>>70212650
Yes, he's not comprehending English and no one on this planet speaks French.
So go on.
>>70212760
so parts of UAE have you visited ?
>>70212573
All i'll say is, Hong Kong now realises how good they had it.
>>70209313
you do realise how shariah you sound right now, dont you?
>>70212837
Al Maqta, it was weird a bit like the Bahamas sort of in terms of you have all these weird islands close buy in front of you, and I didn't go exploring for the record, the place creep'd me out a bit.
I have to go again in a few months time, probably not to the same place (Abu Dhabi) but somewhere else, but it's not clear yet.
>>70213066
Come to AD - I'll give you a high five.
SOON
>>70213066
In all seriousness - AD and Dubai are the only parts worth visiting. The other 5 don't really have much beyond the occasional resort.
>>70213066
if you like cultural stuff then i'd suggest al-ain, they got desert-camping, safaris, and riding camels, its fun to explore, if you're more of a modern person then i'd suggest dubai, or abu-dhabi, like yas water park or ferrari world (an indoor theme park), and if you're going to visit, then pack a lot of summer clothes because right now and up until the fall its going to be extremely hot and humid, so bright some short sleeves and some shorts, or just get a kandoura (traiditonal dress)
>>70213264
we wuz sheikhs n shiet
>>70213326
Heh. I guess Al-Ain is alright for that kind of stuff, but I would say it's more for residents than tourists. Which Emirate are you?
>>70213395
abu dhabi, next to khalifa city, lived in dubai for 7 months or so, it was too crowded
>>70213476
I'm in Al Reef for just over another year then deciding whether I take NYU or Oxford, got accepted into both and just weighing my options right now.
>>70213625
doing IB diploma ?
allahu akbar
>>70213838
We totally hijacked this thread. No, not doing IB. I did MYP and then left for somewhere with more future options.
>>70206303
Thank you for funding Wahabi Islam and creating the Saudi Royal family
>>70213902
haha yeah man, gotta thank the brits for colonizing us up until 1976 and starting this thread B)
>>70214006
no one likes saudis, the only reason why they have allies is not just for them, just for the oil
>>70214070
inb4 deported
>>70214147
nah, KSA has no power in the land of UAE, we can deport them, they cant deport us
>>70208125
Find it quite funny a frenchman posting a falklands based image.
Thanks for selling those Exocets.
you used to be a great country
>>70212545
is richness in arab countries directly proportional to the niceness of the citizens?
>>70212882
They always knew how good they had it. The British government giving up Hong Kong was seen as a betrayal by many of them even though it had to happen.
>>70206303
I enjoy vacationing in britain and fucking your ugly, easy to get women.
So, this thread started as 'say something nice about Britain' to 'eternal anglo' to 'asking questions about Islam and Arab nations'.
Why am I not surprised?
>>70214364
thats because emiratis are smart, they mind their own business and they dont get into others business, plus we're much more nicer than saudis
>>70206303
You guys have the chance to Brexit. Take it.
>>70206303
Thanks for Top Gear and the Lee-Enfield rifle
>>70207762
What are you talking about, you failed soft Taco maker?
Thanks for Lock, stock and two smoking barrels & Snatch
>>70206303
BEADY
Still don't get that meme.
>>70215438
>>70215644
Your eyes aren't beady at all. They are beautiful.
>>70206303
Thanks for Richard Dawkins.
>>70215644
fucking turks need to learn their place
Thank you for Top Gear
>>70206303
Fuck you for stopping slavery, but great job on enslaving people after that.
