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Sweden has become the first country in the world to get a phone number.
It connects to random Swedes, so you too an talk to their vibrant and diverse community of cucks and Achmeds.
http://theswedishnumber.com/
If you are from one of the following countries you can call Sweden to a cost of a local call.
United Kingdom +442038089899
Denmark +4570806160
Poland +48222922333
USA +13012760600
Brazil +556135500700
Germany +4932221096868
France +33974483777
Netherlands +31852085000
Finland +358753266266
Norway +4781511558
Note to check your international phone rates before calling so you can avoid being kiked on your phone bill.
Vocaroos:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OXklGE33RU (embed)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lIpuzX7XX7 (embed)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d5z2AB5tLw (embed)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s149RsdSqvCA (embed)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YOWh8P0fMl (embed)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OXklGE33RU (embed)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SzN70AfHeC (embed)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NsUd6xtn0n (embed)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SzN70AfHeC (embed)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kegMQUynZO (embed)
Be subtle.
I just get redirected to the office's voicemail, what do?
using skype to call the british number.
>>70204416
try again.
>>70204451
Nope, still voicemail.
It's speaking in Swedish as well.
>>70204519
strange, try the international line then.
Can we get a Sweden statistics/SWEDEN YES! dump so we can go into this well-armed?
>>70204615
Can't use the international line with my skype package unfortunately.
>>70204695
rip then
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d5z2AB5tLw
>I'm drinking wine with a friend
>Is she cute?
>Yeah he's pretty cute
>Did you say he?
>Sie's cute
>Sie?
Fucking kill me now please. Seriously, these fucking pronouns almost makes me angrier than all the rapes combined
>>70204881
>Are there many white people there?
>Basically most of us are blonde but uhm that's about it. We're not racist or anything. There's a lot of new swedes coming in
Call me
>>70205297
suck me
REMEMBER
Swedish media and politicians feed the swedes that what the politicians are doing is considered gods work abroad. That all other countries look up to us as tolerant and a role model. We call ourselves a humanitarian superpower.
Use this against them. Say you're from abroad and all you hear is that Sweden is going to shit and listen to them squirm since they think that only a small minority of racist swedes have that opinion.
>>70204881
>>70205168
He lit up and got super happy when Tyrone said that there weren't many white people in Detroit..
>There are a lot of New Swedes coming in who are not blonde
>We have too many blondes basically
>We need to import non-blondes
>*tyrone from detroit*: shiieeet. I should come there
>Yes you should come. We need more black people
I'm crying right now. For real guys. I'm unironically crying over what that guy just said. I couldn't hold back my tears any longer
>>70204214
Called and got a Woman. She asked where I got the number from and I said this website. She automatically knew it was /pol/ and gave me her skype username and we talked for two hours.Nice to know some of you guys are out their answering our calls.
>>70205513
>>70205168
>>70204881
MAKE IT END
>>70205556
bullshit
wtf, though?
>>70205660
Turks are horny.
no number for Canada
F U C K
>>70205660
My sides.
FICKI FICKI
>>70204695
try google hangouts
>>70205660
It was 80% yesterday
>>70205599
Yea. Her name is Ellie. She said she signed up for this phone thing a few weeks ago, and browses /pol/ and was looking in these threads. Said she also got two other people today, one of whom must of been another /poltard/., who quested her about Muslims and refugees in general. Glad to see not all Swedish Women and Man are brainwashed.
/pol/ If it is possible please call to the finland like you call in the sweden right now..
Record calls and post it here..we are not cucks like swedes.
I beg..if its possible to call to finland please do it now!
I really don't want to call. I've heard that Swedes are boring as hell to talk to.
>>70204214
Wait do you need to sign up for this or do you just have a random chance to get called?
>>70205885
I saved this one in the 2nd thread.
>>70205660
They are calling their families/friends, whats wrong with that?
How is this ethical? They're promoting the act of calling private numbers that they haven't consented to go public.
>>70205991
No one will understand shit since finns cant speak english
>muslim yes very bad yes
>>70204881
oh god
Keep calling. Record all your calls and post them here. We can expose all the cucks in Sweden and show the international media just how far this brainwashing experiment has gotten and just how damaging and sad it is
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d5z2AB5tLw
>>70206271
>>70206100
Read the website, jabronis. I know it scares scandis to death that they would ever have to talk to a stranger.
>>70206271
The concept of privacy and personal liberty was stamped out of Swedes a while ago. Its a foreign concept to them.
>>70206302
>Fucking kill me now please. Seriously, these fucking pronouns almost makes me angrier than all the rapes combined
well i undestand that very well..people in south finland have very LOW IQ and i bet they wont learn anything in school..
>>70204214
I don't speak arabic, will I be able to hold a conversation with a swede?
>>70206271
Also they have concented, they are "ambassadors" of sweden according to the website
Just signed up. How often do you get calls?
>Call them
>Pretend to be Muslim
>Tell them how much you hate gays etc
>See how Swedes react
>>70207018
this
>>70206944
I got calls every 10-15min last night, but that was when murika was awake
>>70205660
I can imagine the call
>So is it true I have my mandatory Swedish teenage girl cumdumpster when I arrived ?
>>70207018
This or as the one call was be from nigeria asking how to become syrian refugee, also ask is it true we can rape blonde woman without punishment?
>>70204881
>white girls in Sweeeden ooooooooohhhhhhh daaaaaaaamn nigga
>>70205907
She said she signed up for this phone thing a few weeks ago
This shit came out yesterday anon. Your full of shit
I am registering now to become a host, gonna be talking alot of shit about niggers and der juden.
>Tfw too shy to talk with strangers
>>70207853
Im too frugal, why tf didint they do a free skype number?
The lines are still too busy. These t*rks are hogging the system
>>70205513
Why do you feel like that?
>>70204214
What do I call in Australia?
:^(
How can I call without getting jewed?
>>70205660
This just proves that most of you foreign flags are Americans and Englishmen with proxies.
>>70204881
Fucking groid
>>70208031
just hit up skype, chuck in some credit and call the US number senpai
>>70208031
Your local shitposting hotline.
>>70204214
>Literally redpilling a whole country
Oh my God it's happening
>>70204214
>It connects to random Swedes,
but y???
>>70208146
Use your real phone and call the Finnish number in the OP.
>>70207993
Because they're so fucking brainwashed and disconnected from reality. Their doctrine is completely messed up and it goes completely unchallenged because all racists and dissidents are prosecuted there. They don't understand that there are more doctrines in the world. They don't understand why their doctrine might be wrong because they've never heard of another doctrine. The media and their government hides everything from them and tells them what to think and what to feel. It's like talking to someone in North Korea
>>70204214
Joe from Canada has the best fucking recordings. I want him back to do more. His deadpan attitude and willingness to tear ass is what these threads need.
Last thread everyone shit all over him like faggots.
>''Hello? Who is this?''
Suomi
>''Suomi? Ok bye''
>>70205513
JUST
>>70204881
>>70205168
>>70205513
This is depressing holy shit
>Hello
>Hello
>Are you aware of the high percentages of rape and murder in your country since the immigration reforms?
>He hangs up
Bravo Sweden
>>70205660
They might as well contact their relatives.
>>70208478
He needs to attack the Cucks like >>70204881. When he attacks a lonely, depressed guy it isn't funny. If he attacks a xe/xir that would actually be funny.
>>70208779
Rare
>>70208832
germany no
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kegMQUynZO
MY FUCKING SIDES OH MY GOD
MY SIDESSSSSSS
>>70208176
You mean Americans are actually Turks with proxies?
>>70204881
my fucking sides, that fucking nig
>>70205660
there is a sizeable k*rdish population in sweden, which will still count as turkey
>>70204881
HANG THIS MAN
>>70209639
we have both
here is a clip of kurds and turks fighting in the center of stockholm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmeGUyvQb1s&nohtml5=False
>>70209639
You can't call from a domestic swedish number. I've tried. Go eat some Raid or something turkroach.
>>70209639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTt5h26B-0k&nohtml5=False
>>70209639
The Roachposters are in full effect right now.
>>70208592
Swedes think we are going to stab them
>>70209161
Kek
>>70209161
That fucking song playing in the background
I'm calling with skype for about 2 minutes now and still no answer. Wat do
>>70210612
Keep trying.
Pretend to be a muslim and call everybody racist. It's the swedes kryptonite.
>>70205660
>no straya
wtf step up your game, aussies
>>70210897
we can only call in with proxies
>>70210897
they didn't give us a fucking number
>>70204881
As a Swede, is this call faked? What the hell is going on?
>>70210612
This is currently Sweden's nationwide dedicated bull prepping hour.
At 4:00 AM EST to 5:00 AM EST, all Swedes must prep their Islamic bulls in order to fertilize their wives.
Failing to do so is punishable by stoning and death, under Swedish Shariah law, written by the Swedish Caliphate.
I should call in and keep changing my accent. I've spent a depressing amount of time perfecting various worldly accents and prank calling Swedes is basically the only real world application for such a skill.
>>70211016
Plenty of people like that around. They are probably more likely to sign up for this too, since they want to tell the world what a multicultural paradise Sweden is and brag about our humanitarianism.
>>70204881
>>70205168
>>70205513
ALL KEKS MUST GO
MOBILIZE THE CHOPPERS
FUEL THE TANKS
START THE ENGINES
>>70211110
>flag
i bet you are
>>70211152
just wondering, are you or other red pilled swedes you might know planning on immigrating at some point in the future?
>>70204214
Japan says no.
This is very unpleasant, I'm fearful of the future.
>>70209161
Fucking golden
>>70211016
People who work in culture and media are seriously this fuck up. They live in a fantasy world with all their other like minded white friends and the only immigrants they see are the local restaurant owners. So they can live in the illusion that immigration is fantastic and there are no problems involved.
>>70211258
Everybody goes either to norway or USA, UAE and singapore.
>>70204214
Whats the easiest way to call from outside those countries?
>>70211258
>Abandoning the fatherland because of some cucks and possible death in civil war
>>70211258
If civil war doesn't come in the next few years, I'm going to the US.
>>70211478
see pic
If any Swedes post their direct number, I'll call you a poopie butthole right from the comfort of my Canadian igloo.
>>70209161
>That accent
Perfect.
>I'm Jewish
Oh, Jesus.
>>70207018
You are from the UK you don't need to pretend to be musulmin
>>70211772
+4610-568 70 00
Call me and tell you want to bomb us bro
gonna b gud
>>70211152
>>70211378
It's obvious that things are starting to go too far.
I've previously had a positive attitude towards taking people from war-ridden countries in to try to help them but i'm starting to realize that this won't work since cultural heritage clearly affects peoples views on freedom, democracy and human rights.
Now before you start spewing 'cuck' and other shit against me, i just want to know if i'm the only Swede who feels a bit like i'm not allowed to be open about my honest opinion about this matter?
I feel like if I say something critical towards any of the current immigration policies, i'm just going to be labeled a racist and lose friends because of it. I feel like people won't listen to what I have to say before just labelling me.
>>70211918
>+4610-568 70 00
>posting your phone number on 4chan
what is wrong with you cunt
>>70209161
lmao do more of these
>>70211258
I don't know anyone who plans on leaving Sweden only because of where our country is headed. Having to pay tax for immigration sucks, but you can still live decently if you surround yourself with sane people. I also prefer to interact with people who have the same cultural heritage as me.
I might go to the US for a postdoc though.
>>70212068
It's the number to SÄPO, the swedish intelligence agency.
>>70204214
Registered and waiting for a call from one of you faggots..
Tyrone here
Gonna do a Jew call later so stay tuned
>>70212065
I don't know where you live. But where I live most people are racist, even heard a woman saying we need more groups like soldiers of Odin on the train yesterday.
>>70212068
That's a 010 number. Those numbers almost always have a governmental or company as recipient..
I've signed up. For pol.
Enough now.
>>70212065
I'm getting the same feeling in Germany swedebro. Many people get it but no one wants to talk about it cause leftists are good in making you feel guilty.
>>70209161
>I'm jewish
That fucking first vocaroo in the OP jesus christ
hilarious as h*ck
How many of you /pol/lack Swedes are taking calls? Pretty sure I called one yesterday.
>>70212065
Most people here probably feel the same way.
I've found it important to try to get a read on what people will actually listen to what you have to say. If they are clearly too far gone, it is best to stay quiet and distance yourself from them. There's still plenty of people who can think critically and our society will benefit if we can at least begin to speak openly amongst ourselves.
>>70212540
>Do you like Muslims?
>"I like good people,"
>So that's a no?
>>70209161
that is a work of art
>>70212065
>Now before you start spewing 'cuck' and other shit against me, i just want to know if i'm the only Swede who feels a bit like i'm not allowed to be open about my honest opinion about this matter?
No, that's exactly what our society is like now. If you're open about your opinion you open yourself up for persecution. You could lose your job and shit. But when talking to people you know you can be open with everyone agrees that shit's out of control. My dad is an old school communist and extremely tolerant but even he is raging at the current situation. He typically vents at me because my sisters are left wing shitters who'll scream bloody murder if you even joke about immigrants.
The aggressive stance against racism is pushed from above, media and politicians force it on us. It has no foundation in the people or the public opinion.
>>70212394
I live in a suburban area in Gothenburg and since i'm interested in music, a lot of my friends are liberal and thinks that this is great and won't have any repercussions what so ever.
I was convinced of what a great country we were and how great it was to help those who had it worse than us but it's starting to turn for me since some things that my liberal friends say just don't add up with my own opinion.
However, I will have to keep quiet and just speak up sometimes or else i will be labelled a racist and lose friends because of it.
>>70212496
I feel u germanbro, I consider my self a socialist and socialism has worked great for this country before, but when combining it with open borders it does not seem to work as well.
>>70209161
Fucking KEK!!!!!!
>>70204214
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YOWh8P0fMl
Hey that's me!
How do you use this service? Do I just press the number to have an operator? I want to shit talk random Swedes.
>>70212665
Well, that's the thing. I've got a load of friends that i actually like and even though we share the same political views, I've started to see that something isn't right while they're still going on about how good tolerance is.
>>70212722
I get exactly what you're saying mate. honestly, it's not even about racism. I don't care about peoples skin colour, beliefs or culture, as long as it doesnt harm other people. Now, co-existing in a society where LGBTQ rights and Islam go directly against eachothers values is kind of messed up.
>>70212907
Great work Greekm8
I kek'd hard
>>70212758
What do you think about the latest terrorist attacks? Surely they will help sway the opinion of the people and politicians.
My fear is that we humans tend to look for fast and easy solutions to really complicated problems. I don't think bombing syria will help anything in the long run.
I believe education is the right way to go although our own educational system is quite fucked.
>>70213015
Gays and Muslims deserve each other. Degenerate pieces of crap that they are.
>>70209161
This is a powerful weapon. We could redpill swedes with calls like this one.
>>70204214
We need some Aussies to go nuts on Sweden.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NN7J-BpHGw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlI6Q0aXzLE
>>70212907
Noice work
>>70212065
> i just want to know if i'm the only Swede who feels a bit like i'm not allowed to be open about my honest opinion about this matter?
I feel ya. The tragic thing is that the swede you want to talk to maybe feels the same, but he is afraid you will call him a racist, just as you are afraid he will you the same. Everyone is afraid of the other.
The people who know have too much to lose to speak out, hoping someone else will take the fall and solve the problem.
Its still at the stage when you can just move away from the problem, shut it all out.
They will all learn through suffering. When every city becomes like malmö, when its their turn to be pelted by rocks and firewors, when its their families that are attacked, when their precious living standards are at risk, then they will see.
Its fucking horrible to see everything going on and not being able to talk about it.
>>70213072
I don't see how gays are degenerates? What do you have against gay people?
>>70211004
it's almost like the swedes were aware of your reputation when setting this up
None of these are really all that funny.
Kind of cringy actually.
Someone with some real trolling talent needs to make some calls.
>>70212758
we don't even have socialism comrade
Socialdemocrats wouldn't do a thing without the agreement from risk capitalists.
They profit immenesly from this refugee crisis. Why do you think reinfeldt was in favor of it.
This socialism talk is just a play for the gallery, Sweden has never been a socialist country. We are a capitalist country with a big welfare system.
They play you altruistic kids like a fiddle
>tfw just want to listen to a genuine conversation with a swede about their perspective and experiences and views and observations but too beta to call
>tfw all the vocaroos posted here are edgelord teenagers doing the most cringey prank calls
feels bad man
>>70213181
Capitalist welfare states are actually quite lucrative. :] It doesn't really matter where the money comes from as long as the large multinational corporations get a cut.
>high af
>call number
>get some qt sounding woman
>ask if her refrigirator is running
>she's confused
>finally answers "why? yes"
>can't stop laughing
>she gets even more confused
>30 seconds of me laughing my ass off
>she hangs up
>>70212065
One of the Swedes I was talking to was implying that refugees were causing crime in Sweden but he shifted the subject after a while.
>>70204881
Shiiiiiet
>>70213203
I'm attempting to do this but I'm confused about how to get a random person on the line. Do I just stay for an operator? none of the options in the call menu sounded like they would put me through to a random ambassador.
>>70213172
Bögar är mindervärdiga. Är du bög eller?
>>70213139
>Setting two Aussies into a phone-match
Holy shit that's fucking amazing
>>70213072
Fuck off to your designated shitting streets
>>70213068
I think that these terror attacks will strike fear in some folks and while voting for a certain party just out of fear is not a good thing, it might be what's currently needed. Maybe there needs to be some necessary evil.
>>70213015
Yeah, facing the reality that people from the middle east has a view on women and sexuality that completely clashes with our values is what the left categorically refuse to admit. They're in complete denial that there could be any kind of conflict between islamic values and liberal democratic values when there obviously is. Confronting them with reality will make them scream RACIST at you even if it's not a question of race.
And they also try to remove any kind of responsibility from the immigrants, anything bad they do is because of us. We're not being nice enough to them or not giving them everything they need and that's why they rape, murder, steal etc. Their solution is to declare immigrants mentally unfit to make their own decisions and therefore they're free from all responsibility.
Omyndigförklara. Don't know a good english word for that.
>>70208478
Which ones have he done? pls link
>>70212907
Let Virgin Mary bless you, my Orthodoxy brother.
>>70209161
Fucking hell
>>70213172
>gays aren't degenerate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1iEbS7l5_o
>>70213419
>Vice
Leave
>>70213364
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lYJ05elPSu
>>70213289
Can't you call the USA number on their site?
This is bizarre.
I just had a 20 minute conversation with some guy about the Brexit.
He doesn't understand he is being cucked.
>>70213443
did i touch a nerve faggot
>>70204214
>Im jewish
:D:D
>>70213514
you have to go back
>>70204881
>"We have too many blondes, basically. We need to import non-blondes."
>>70213362
>Yeah, facing the reality that people from the middle east has a view on women and sexuality that completely clashes with our values is what the left categorically refuse to admit. They're in complete denial that there could be any kind of conflict between islamic values and liberal democratic values when there obviously is. Confronting them with reality will make them scream RACIST at you even if it's not a question of race.
This just summed up exactly what's going on. Thank you for that Anon.
I also agree with your second phrase and i find it weird how in a lot of pro-immigrant, anti-racist and womens rights protests there are barely any immigrants there, it's almost like the Swedes themselves scream the loudest even though it doesn't really concern them. Not sure what's going on there.
>>70213305
Haha, not even the least!
Förstår bara inte varför man har något emot bögar i allmänhet.
Vad specifikt är det som äcklar dig? Att de är mindre värda? På vilket sätt då?
>>70213465
jesus cuckold christ this is so sad
Sweden is so fucking done, and we're too
>>70213040
What's this meme called
>>70205660
turks are looking for swedish women to rape
>>70204214
>Someone thought this was a good idea
>>70213465
That was really poor. Not funny. Just sad.
Man, where are the quality lulz!? Why is pol failing so hard to produce them?
>>70213589
Misstänker att jag kan vara bög så jag måste förskjuta min ångest mot dem. För att vara ärlig.
>>70213721
the first vocaroo in the OP is p funny
>>70212065
You are a cuck though. "Critical towards immigration", we don't need to be "critical", we need to rise up in arms and drive them out.
>>70212907
>BIG BOOBAMI
>>70204881
you can't possibly make this shit up
I just had a 15 minute convo with a guy named Jonathon. He was a nice lad, but said everyone he knew was completely fine with the refugees and not afraid of Islam whatsoever. He said the only people not okay with them is the fascist right which is a very small minority, but very loud on the internet.
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s149RsdSqvCA
>tfw some /pol/tard is harrasing based Lasse Ã…berg
>>70213571
>i find it weird how in a lot of pro-immigrant, anti-racist and womens rights protests there are barely any immigrants there, it's almost like the Swedes themselves scream the loudest even though it doesn't really concern them. Not sure what's going on there.
My opinion is that these "tolerance" movements are narcissistic as fuck. The white people who join them are drive by their selfish desire to get validation from their peers. They want everyone to pat them on the back and tell them how good and kind they are, they only care about their own self-image and not about the real problems people face. That's why they ignore the suffering women in the islamic community in sweden and other issues where immigrants cause problems.
All they care about is being able to label themselves as tolerant and that gives them a completely undeserved sense of moral superiority to others.
Hey everyone, I had a mostly serious conversation with a Swede. Hopefully it doesn't cut out too much - he got a bit quiet towards the end.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12nUgmET1Gn
I just got some 40 year old British woman answering.
I'm confused
>>70213419
So you think gays are degenerates because of those two?
They like to suck cock, anal sex and eat eachothers asses. Men and women do that too. Also lying to eachother about the std's they've gotten also happens. Humanity as a whole would be degenerates by your example, but not only gays.
Rapefugee here, i have a lot of hoodrat friends that commit all types of crimes. I have lived in the worst hoods of stockholm since i was 2 years old, ask me anything and ill answer with honesty, you might not get a chance like this again.
Picture of two of my friends for validity
>>70213788
Då är det snarare fel på dig och inte på homosexuella. Det finns psykologer och psykvården är rätt bra i det här landet.
>>70204881
>There's alot of new swedes coming here...
>REA-uh-really?
I can feel the /pol/ rage inside him. I'm proud.
>>70205439
Actually, this isn't a bad idea, especially if done in a concern troll format.
>Hi, I'm Chad from America, calling in to check on you guys.
>Are you okay? All I hear about is how Sweden is collapsing.
>Rapes, violence, no-go zones, censorship, total media & government control, no policing, etc.
Then twist the knife.
>I'm voting for Donald Trump here in America, because he promised to allow European refugees to come to America. When Sweden collapses, we'll help you guys out. I just hope you don't collapse before he wins in November.
>>70212907
>we crucify the gay
The guy can't even contain himself that he had to give out a chuckle.
>>70214059
yupp, leftists are as rascist as the most racist stormbög.
Taking in refugees is like a hobby of taking in stray pets. "i mean they don't have to learn the culture, language or get a job." They look down on them as if they were inferior people with mental disability.
>>70214214
Would you be interested in being a bull for my wife and my wife's daughter?
>>70214094
Whether you like it or not, gays have a much higher chance of being schizophrenic, narcissistic, pedophiles or pretty much any personality disorder
>>70214214
Yeah I have a question
can you fuck off?
>>70213935
No people here are called Jonathon, it was probably Jonathan.
Anyway, not true. A large majority support the goverments recent cuts on immigrqtion spending and tougher rules for people trying to come here.
And about islam, well, I'm quite sure a healthy majority are against it. Swedes are not very fond of it in general I'd say. I feel as if people are more tolerant towards people of other skin colors than other europeans are, but the majority still dislike islam.
>>70214214
I've got some questions:
>Were you born in Sweden?
>Do you feel like oppressed or that white swedes are racist towards you?
>Are you a muslim?
>>70214268
Sure buddy
Holy fuck this thread made me mad. And just to think everything is happening right next to me.
>>70214406
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s12nUgmET1Gn
You should be more worried about the Motherland coming for your land...
>>70214306
no, if you actally lived in a bigger city you'd know people are fucking clueless about islam and think it's the same as christianity.
Our refugee budget is twice our millitary budget and then we aren't talking about the people who have got uppehållstillstånd.
>Sweden projected to have a lower HDI than Libya, a third world country with no government and is currently being occupied by ISIS by 2030, only 14 short years from now
>instead of fixing their shit, they develop a phone line to entice more people to come to Sweden
You are literally gone.
>>70214382
Bra! Om du mailar din hemaddress till [email protected] så kan vi komma på lördag.
wheres the UAE # @ ?
Sweden YES
>>70214267
Yeah, exactly the same mentality as adopting a homeless dog or cat. The more misfit and aggressive they are the more sympathy they feel for them. They think that with some tender loving care they can change them.
>>70214527
it was there yesterday
>>70214527
GO BACK TO /sg/ YOU.
Can you remove your number if you register? I'd like to trry for a hour or so
I'm just getting Aussies calling about nothing. Where the bantz at?
>>70204881
Holy fuck, my sides
Sweden is just as fucked as they say
>>70214616
whats SG ?
>>70214632
JAG VILL INTE VARA TELEFONAMBASSADÖR LÄNGRE
Välj "Ej tillgänglig" i appen och radera appen så tas du bort från växeln. Skulle du glömma att välja "Ej tillgänglig" innan du tar bort appen, avregistrerar växeln dig automatiskt efter några obesvarade samtal.
I called yesterday and asked the guy in Stockholm about required military service. He served in the marines for a year. Then I asked him if Trump stops defending other countries, if they will bump up their military force. He seemed to think his country's history of neutrality would be enough to deter belligerents.
>he liked that the migrants added "culture" to Sweden
>>70214511
I live in the inner city of Stockholm, Kungsholmen, but thanks for your concern
>>70214770
det ar bog
>>70214778
>Even the military is cuk'd
top cake
>>70214368
>>70214368
1. Yes, i was born in Karolinska hospital
2. No i don't feel much racism towards me, i have quite a bit of Swedish friend actually. There exists some tension but righteously so because we do shitty things, the immigrants actually look down on a lot of the Swedish men since they all seem to be effeminate fags.
3. No, i am an atheist. My mother is a muslim but she doesn't wear a scarf, she actually does nothing muslim, it's just a tag that she wears because she was born in Iran. My father is a muslim but he drinks and does whatever, haven't seen him in like 5 year.
>>70207684
Prepare to get vanned. No way it's not monitored.
I want to speak to some people fom other countries dammit
>>70214880
No wonder your mother is no real muslim Iran is more cvked than Sweden.
>>70214918
if theres the UAE number then i'll call it
>>70214778
Kek, these fucking swedes are even more brainwashed than we are.
So I'm both calling and posting from my iPhone. Anyone know of any apps or sites that I can run to record my call on my phone while I actually make the call?
>>70214968
I find it quite funny that they advocate sex change if you're a male gay person.
>Call
>A lot of people of are calling Sweden
>Hello, I am from Singapore. How are you
>girl: Fine! I love Singapore!
>Do you want to go to Singapore? We can have a date
>girl: That sounds wonderful! My boyfriend is busy with his studies on December, maybe I can come then?
>So your boyfriend allows you to date me?
>Yes of course! I always want to date Asian guys. He will understand.
FUCKING SWEDEN JESUS CHRIST. THIS IS WORTH $5 OF INTERNATIONAL CALL CHARGE.
>>70214815
Do you fuck young dudes in the ass on occasion?
>>70215063
Nope. Do you?
>>70214968
Haha yeah, we are the only minority in Sweden doing good to the country since we hate the other shitskins and it's in our culture to become highly educated.
>>70214994
The only number that I see is the Swedish number unfortunately.
Which part of the UAE? A close friend of mine is from Dubai!
Sweden needs to fucking die holy shit
>>70215047
Fucking kek
>>70209161
>I'm Jewish
>>70215188
So you would like to obliterate a whole country because of what?
>>70214880
What is your opinion on the refugee crisis and immigration in general?
Don't bother even responding, I already know you are pleased that Europe is becoming Muslim and will become like Africa in a century. You directly benefit from it.
>>70215119
> "The only minority doing good"
Hold your horses, Navid. Persians are better than arabs, niggers, gypsies but ur not the best minority.
Finns, other westerners and east asians are far better. You are on the same level as yugos.
>>70215136
abu dhabi, i cant wait for UAE to have a train ride to abu dhabi to dubai, it makes life much easier, and theres a lot of scandanavians here in UAE, and lots of europeans, theyre nice people
>>70209161
wow i dont think i can actually do an arabic accent that well
>>70204214
how do i record calls on a windows phone? i dont feel like spending ~3 euro without getting any (You)s
>>70214968
>>70214368
You can see where i haved lived and where i currently live, just google "Stockholm, Tensta" and "Stockholm, Akalla"
>>70215188
>>70215249
Theres no need for it to be obliterated
its doing a fine job by itself. fuck you swedes all of you are fags, even the ones on /pol/.
>>70205439
...or...
we use it to cuck sweden even more.
>I heard that white swedish women don't wear a hijab. why are you so racist?
or just scream "allahu akbar you're next sweden" and let the media flip their shit for a good kek
>>70214086
Your intro was high energy , but complete cancer
>>70215249
btw she exchanged numbers with me. I think she's serious but I wasn't.
I added her in contacts but she's not using LINE or whatsapp. What do Swedes use? I don't want to text her because that'll be costly.
>>70215297
ayy salem jordan
>>70214880
that explains a lot.
iranians are the only muslims i know who actually can integrate(although they still suck compared to swedes in getting jobs).
Shia muslims aren't the extreme expansionist stone age people we have problem with.
The sunni muslims are the problem.
exception being bosnians, they are european and secular anyway
>>70215407
skype
>>70215494
>arabs view white people as gods
>arabs view Chinese people with contempt and hatred
DAS RACIS I WILL NEVER GO TO DUBAI AGAIN >:(
>>70215585
She's not on skype either. Did she gave me a fake number?
Yo what the fuck can they really call you back???
I got 5 different calls this morning, 4 with private/blocked numbers and one with a Swedish number
What the hell is going on???
>>70215612
nono, a bunch of south koreans here, malays,indonesians, and singaporeans, infact our allies are china and i think north korea
>>70215612
well chinese are pretty much a copy of the jews
>>70215407
Swedish people are easy going and some really are serious when it comes to thing >=)
Kik is popular in sweden but facebook messenger also works. Probably instagram too.
>>70215047
>Yes of course! I always want to date Asian guys. He will understand.
>I always want to date Asian guys. He will understand.
>He will understand.
>HE WILL UNDERSTAND
>>70215504
I believe i saw statistics showing that the percentage of Iranians that get highly educated is higher than the percentage of ethnic Swedes. We are really helping your country, you can throw out the rest, even the finnish cancers.
>>70211258
Emigration*, and yes... this shit isn't fun anymore...
>>70215047
> Things that never happened
But pol will buy it, because they want it to be true.
>>70215312
>Theres no need for it to be obliterated. its doing a fine job by itself
Says the Norwegian, lol.
>>70215047
>he will understand
This is a good reflection of swedens current state
>>70215857
norsk ar bog ?
>>70215784
yeah, i'm at kth and the only middle easterners are lebanese christians and iranians.
>>70215834
Admit it sven, its your gf
>>70215355
I agree. I did the first retarded thing that came to mind. I'd also like to stop saying "um" and "ah" so much.
>>70208472
This, you'll be prosecuted for saying bad things about niggers and other filth in a private setting.
>>70215661
Mahmud pls. The only Arabs that treated me nice were the air stewardess on my Emirates flight. The rest view me like I'm trying to cheat them out of their money. One Egyptian friend I have told me that Gulf Arabs hate us chinks because we haggle everything.
>>70208472
Everything will be alright in the end.
>>70215659
Can anyone confirm this?
>>70215857
lol xD #2 highest rape stats in the world lol
lol
lol
lol yeah we're marginally better at not getting bent by migrants and we also have a problem. but yours is far worse. 200k refugees in 2015 LMFAO
>>70215932
false, he must be talking about KSA, emiratis are the good ppl, i have a bunch of korean friends and singaporeans too
>>70215828
I know the difference but I downgrade my vocabulary when talking internationally.
>>70214267
>>70214550
>Those who are most sensitive about "politically incorrect" terminology are not the average black ghetto-dweller, Asian immigrant, abused woman or disabled person, but a minority of activists, many of whom do not even belong to any "oppressed" group but come from privileged strata of society. Political correctness has its stronghold among university professors, who have secure employment with comfortable salaries, and the majority of whom are heterosexual, white males from middle-class families.
>Many leftists have an intense identification with the problems of groups that have an image of being weak (women), defeated (American Indians), repellent (homosexuals), or otherwise inferior. The leftists themselves feel that these groups are inferior. They would never admit it to themselves that they have such feelings, but it is precisely because they do see these groups as inferior that they identify with their problems. (We do not suggest that women, Indians, etc., ARE inferior; we are only making a point about leftist psychology).
t. Ted Kaczynski
>>70215903
Cheers, i attend my third year at Bromma. Hopefully with komvux i can get high enough grades to go to Lund and become a doctor.
>>70215834
I used my phone and if I knew how to record it i would post here for toplel. She's from Stockolm though and she sounded hot.
>>70215659
You might have called a /pol/lack that leaked your number. The website says that calls are anonymous on the other end.
>>70213139
holy shit this can't be real kek
>>70216027
I see Arabs drink alcohol and the girls go to the beach in bikinis.
But yet some places separate genders, like fast food joints.
Is this the Gulf hypocrisy i've heard from Muslims here?
>>70215958
We can't see who called us. We get a notification via a phone application. Doesn't say what number, what country etc and after the call has ended you can't trace it or look in some log or something. The interface is literally just: "available to take call" "Unavailable"
Anyone who called that got in contact with a redpilled swede?
>>70216208
How did I get so many calls this morning then? I haven't received a phone call on my cell phone in years, let alone 5 in one morning.
>>70215868
your country is worse in pretty much every respect
>>70215004
>implying anyone thinks the contrary
>>70216047
ask her for pics
>>70215105
I take it up the ass, yeah.
>>70216178
thats in ksa my man, not uae, uae is western than it is islamic, but if you were in the doctors lobby waiting for an appointment, you can set together, but if you dont want to be looked at or stared you can sit in you specified gender
>>70216178
Yeah the dirty arabs like to drink and fuck khadidja under her burka meanwhile they cuck Iranians that arent even originally muslims. Drinking in Iran gets you fucking beaten to death
>>70216047
Swedish women don't date asian (east and south asian men), its always arabs they hook up with if they date IR. But noice try.
>>70216030
gr8 definition
Has anyone dirty talked any Swedes?
>>70216380
Why does your country have the most genetically shitty people on earth?
Only call I get and it's fucking Denmark asking about the weather
>>70211554
>the ideal
This.
> the reality
stay there, keep getting the shit cucked out of them, and like it.
>>70216535
idk man iwanna get out of here i feel depressed here
>>70213289
i have the same problem, no idea how to get to those random swedish persons.
>>70216567
Please stick with it, I can't wait to hear vocaroos of the inbound calls
The ones were people call up isn't as good of a troll as trolling the people that call in.
>>70213362
>Omyndigförklara
Is that something like 'Unmündigerklärung'? So immigrants are literally 'immature' or 'officially immature' or 'officially below the legal age of responsibility'.
No it doesn't fit into English that well.
>>70216607
Do so, come to Sweden and get yourself a cute 9/10 Swedish girl, it's so easy.
>>70204881
kek
>>70216567
But Swedes love to talk about the weather. :^)
>>70216499
Someone do this with either an African or Arab accent.
>>70216178
Just got back from Doha. Pretty sure that whole place is funding terrorism.
>tfw want to call someone but everyone in these vocaroos already sound so depressed and I don't want to make them any sadder
>>70204214
A good way to remind them to prep the bull
>>70216567
Serious question: why do Swedes do this to themselves? This is essentially working at a call center for free, except you're not paid and you have to pretend to be interested in the dull horseshit that most people with no interviewing or hosting experience have to say.
Bonus question: What's your opinion is Swedish Berry candy?
>>70216704
Yeah. To become Myndig is to be an adult and fully accountable, be able to sign loans, go to jail etc. Omyndig is if you're a child or mentally disabled and can't be expected to understand or be responsible for your decisions.
>>70214086
peace in, good job!
>>70216855
Lots of people would be interests in this in any country. People like to talk about their experiences. Extroverted ones anyways.
>>70216309
wahrscheinlich der Verfassungsschutz, hast wohl zu kritisch geredet
>W-were not cucks over here in Sweden it's just our media and the politicians we vote for!
>>70209161
>chuldrun
kek
>>70216855
I'm bored and thought why the fuark not. You can turn it off at any point you like. Swedish berry candy is IMO the worst tier of the "lösgodis" category
The most hilarious thing is the Swedes ITT doing damage control and saying this is not the majority
>>70214086
liking that energy, need to bring that to MAGA threads.
>>70216953
yeah we are fucked, but so are you.
finland copies every shitty decision we make.
so what makes that you
>>70204214
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lIpuzX7XX7
8 I N C H E S
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>>70216902
Thanks, Hans. I might start a YouTube channel where I compile interviews I get out of this service. I can edit out all the dead air in a video too, which is nice.
>>70212907
God bless you.
>>70217188
do you have more?
>>70214086
Your voice gave me a boner.
>>70214086
>välkomna til Svenska Turistforeningen
Fantastic
>>70217296
I don't, but I can certainly make more. That was just a first, off the cuff attempt. I'm glad it's being so well received.
>>70212907
>"my name? Sambo"
>"From Nigera, I want to become a Syrian refugee"
Honorary Australian.
>>70217658
Just scream at the end allahu akbar..
>>70213139
Both sound just like my dad on the phone to his mates.
"Who the fuck you think you are cockhead, suck me off cunt"
Do we all have anger issues or something? We get angry at our mates, then 2 seconds later change the topic of conversation and it's peaceful again
>>70204881
WHO THE FUCK ARE THE PEOPLE THAT SIGN UP FOR THIS?
KILL ME NOW
>>70214086
Holy shit, he knows about Tay.
>>70214267
Dem r da reel rasisst
NÃ¥got blev fel
Fug, shame I dont have swedish number. It would be fun to answer as Peter.
>>70217785
>anger issues
No, it's banter.
People that don't get it have the autism/cultural misunderstanding.
>>70204881
>we need to import non blonds
>too few black people
>>70216178
>singapore
That have train carriages that are separated by gender in KL. But I think it's more to do for groping problems.
>>70204214
Yo I'm signing up for this shit, call me pol
WHY IS THE GERMAN LINE ALWAYS OCCUPIED
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70218155
Use the English one.
>>70213139
Aussies are goddamn cute
wtf no pol calls yet. I even told people that I work as a carpenter building sheds?
>>70218200
But it costs more, but why the fuck is it even occupied?
>>70218211
cucksheds?
>>70218250
Oh, I thought you meant the language. I'm going to go eat a burger now.
>>70211201
I approve this post
>>70218314
There are other types of sheds?
>>70206217
it's random nigga
>>70218211
No one got the hint, huh.
>>70213172
There are a few in a committed one in one relationship that are cool. Most of them are filthy degenerates who have exceeding high numbers of sexual partners, frequently indulge in risky unprotected sex, and are heavy abusers of drugs.
>>70218316
Have a nice burger meal ameribro
>>70218347
Not in Sweden, no.
>hello?
>hallo?
>hello?
>hallo?
>hung up
>>70218448
Redundant question then, I should think
Does this line charge me jew prices?
>>70218530
I still couldn't believe that story I saw of these Swedes who gave their entire fucking house to migrants and lived in a shed in the back yard.
You have people that think this sniveling grovelling endears themselves to others.
>>70218570
white countries pay normal + jew tax, middle east + africa + turkey free of charge
>>70209161
my sides
>>70218607
source on that, i dun beliieve it
never heard of it
>>70218607
There never was a story reported about that, so did well in not believing it. It was, however, a popular copy paste meme here on 4chan.
>>70218645
>germany
>white
>>70218717
>>70218753
Ask yourselves though.
If it happened for real, would you be surprised?
>>70216326
>checks rape statistics
Okay sven
>>70213362
Exactly the same shit is happening here. It's fucking retarded.
>>70204881
There is nothing as bad as a sweee saying just
If they dispute the statistics then you have to ask them what the true statistics are. That way they look them up for themselves.
>>70218852
Absolutely not. But I am convinced that it did not happen. I don't see the point in bringing up fictitious events or scenarios when there is plenty of real bullshit going around. Like just now I read that municipalities will start paying the rent for immigrants who can't afford it. Meaning, if the landlord doesnt get payed he just goes straight to the municipality and gets cash. Source: http://www.svt.se/nyheter/lokalt/skane/trelleborg-gar-i-borgen-for-nyanlanda
>>70218852
yeah, because these people who love refugees don't live in a radius of 15 km of a asylum center.
They all live in some chic liberal district in Stockholm.
If they actually had to live in a immigrant neighbourhood they would be nazi in a month.
>>70218978
>>70219024
Fuck me, it's going to become outright patriotic at this point to avoid paying taxes.
It's going to buying the ropes they'll put around your fucking necks.
>>70219069
Yeah paying taxes at this point feels really shitty. Used to like it because we had 10/10 society in the past but now it gets spend on shit tier femi education, multiculti etc. I foresee a future where our large companies built on engineering etc can no longer hire competent people here and will move
>>70218855
your economy should be noted as one major rape in the statistics desu
>hi, how are you
>fine, where are you calling?
>from finland
>oh, i had a finnish guy call before
>what did he say?
>he just asked about the weather and hung up
>asked about the weather
>hung up
>>70218852
>made it up
Oi cunt.
