What's your opinion on hookers, /pol/?
I probably have AS along with depression/anxiety/NPD. I don't really give a shit about human interaction, browse 4chan all day outside of college. I'm turning 20 soon and the girl I would have fucked dumped me and I just want to get laid before I die.
I'm a 24 virigin.
My advice is to do it asap.
You'll gain confidence.
>>70204253
How do you go about getting a hooker without knowing it's a cop/STD ridden whore?
Is backpages good? Anybody with experience, please let me know. I have no idea where to start atm
God damn, you heterosexuals are a miserable train wreck of hopelessness.
>>70204143
>Get AIDs from a hooker
>Die a slow death
Sounds good?
>>70204316
Pay more than a hundred and use condoms.
Don't eat her pussy, just fucke her.
>>70204143
do it FYI back page its a good way to fine them just look in the body rub section and make sure the lady gives you a nude back rub first if they are clothed and pushing for cash tell them you want to see tits first if they refuse leave and find another girl its the best way to make sure its not the pigs trying to run a sting operation
>>70204316 see >>70204608
>>70204143
This might help you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nJO7LHcPMI
>>70204350
Yup. Funny thing is my ex is a bpd bitch now making up stories about "oh i lied i wasn't even a virgin haha" and getting drunk acting slutty trying to get laid. I'm sure she's just gaslighting because if she wasn't a virgin she wouldn't be so desperate
Which I don't believe but whatever. She just shattered my illusions of "love" and I just want to fuck something.
no one will ever love me oh god
>>70204143
going to happen anyway so should be legalized for everyones safety
/pol/ isnt your blog though fuck off to /r9k/
>>70204143
prostitution will exist as long as humans do, doesn't really seem like it should be a big deal. go for it if you really can't see yourself getting some any other way, and i hope you don't get venereal disease. you get what you pay for
>>70204316
Be in Germany, you fucker.
It's perfectly legal here, and hookers have to go through medical checks regularly.
Feels good to have the state providing you with clean pussy.
>>70204143
get a hooker,but don't get the hottest you can find.
get an average one.
you don't want to fall in love with her,just bust a nut.
>>70204964
Thank god. The state needs to provide hookers for white german males because their females are fucked by abdul and achmed.
>>70204143
Don't do it. Not worth it. At least not just to get riddle of the virgin tag.
If you're not a sexual deviant hiring a hooker is lame as fuck. No kisses, no pussy eating and you'll have to wear a condom, probably even during the bj.
And chances are you'll feel like shit after.
Buy an onahole if you don't care about human interaction.
Or try to find a not-so-good looking girl. At least you'll be able to experience the whole thing in a more natural way.
>>70204964
Well considering the only pussy you are getting is from hookers I wouldn't consider yourself lucky.
I fuck a whore I found on backpage for $50 a half hour, dont need longer than a 1/2 because I squirt in like 2 minutes
>>70204143
I get a prostitute every so often, never had a problem. Make sure you 100% wear a condom even when getting a blowjob, also don't eat her out or kiss her.
Maybe try the website locanto.com
>>70205030
Arabs are the main clients.
In fact, most brothels are placed right in the Arab ghettos.
>>70205066
nice meme, 'garoo
Don't worry about it OP. I'm 26 and have never been laid. It's alright.
At least I don't have to deal with female bullshit, though that's not strictly related to getting laid.
don't worry about sex, it's stupid.
21 and have done it a few times on vacation. It depends on the girl. Sometimes it's gud, most of the it's alright, sometimes it sucks.
>>70204143
go to backage
I pick an ad for asian girls doing incalls at a hotel
its basically going to be some chick that just came over on a container ship.
She will try to swindle you for time, but just remind her you are aware of your agreement and she will do the deed.
she likely has a pimp nearby that she will contact but don't fret he's just nearby to make sure you don't beat her up, steal, etc.
she knows what your there for, don't bullshit around and waste your time, get righ to it.
Personally i like this setup because its easier for me to separate myself from the human element...its just a nut.
btw, they will likely bait and switch you a bit but the chicks are typically decently hot.
>>70204316
I've read posts here by amerikuns that its a good idea to ask the hooker to flash her boobs to you before you talk about paying for sex. The supposed logic is that leo will not do it. I've lost my v card at 18 or 19 to a hooker and I was always thinking about how and when the fuck I am going to lose my virginity already. After the act all those worries went away
fucked a hooker bareback today pham
>>70205444
Have you gotten laid without paying a hooker after this?
>>70204143
>I probably have AS along with depression/anxiety/NPD
>probably
Are you waiting on test results, or are you just self-diagnosing like every other wannabe "troubled teen" born since 1995?
Don't be a little bitch, and remember that the internet eats your loosh. If you really want to get better at life, turn off your computer and go learn how to build a fire.
>>70205156
love is cool, but haven't seen that shit in many years.
>>70204143
The risk of STD is high.
>>70205150
lol are u gay?
>>70205545
Yea but tell you the truth right now its more convenient for me to visit hookers. Pay for it and get the fuck out without all the hassle to listening to a girl's bullshit for a CHANCE at seeing some action. First accumulate currency and then you can afford to woo in 17-20 yo girl for procreation that has not taken dicks in the hundreds
the few prostitutes i've fukt were from craigslist
they have straight up ads advertising pictures and prices. not very hard. i'm 3/3 as far as legitimacy. also found a few pot dealers on craigslist. i'm in las vegas tho so mileage may vary elsewhere. i'd think a cop would be pretty obvious if you analyze their questions, meeting place and shit. if you feel like your being set up, you probably are
>>70204143
If you have depression and anxiety a prostitute won't help you probably since you will be such a nervous wreck to have a women finally service you, you won't be able to get it up, and then feel even worse about yourself.
>>70205650
Self diagnosing, although I was diagnosed with Depression years ago, I don't take meds.
Many people online have called me a sperg that know me relatively personally, though it's a buzzword. My mom had a book from the library when I was 14 called "How to deal with a child with asperger's syndrome" and I barely go outside or talk to anyone or really crave that.
NPD, probably. Pretty narcissistic. Anxiety most likely too. Everything but depression is just my suspicions though
>>70204143
Take a vacation somewhere it's legal.
>>70204143
do it. Having to use a condom sucks and paying $100 per pop sucks. so a girlfriend is ideal. do what you gotta do.
>>70204316
look up reviews on theeroticreview
>>70204316
If you're near a major city in the US or Canada, I highly eros.com
Best bet is to find someone with their own website and some good reviews. Going this route WILL cost more than a backpage/CL whore, but it's safer (in all senses of the word).
I lost my virginity to a whore and it was a good experience. I told her I was a virgin, which helped my nerves, and made it a good experience.
There's more "etiquette" too, which helps avoid the whole cop situation if you or anyone is curious
>>70204143
>I'm turning 20 soon and the girl I would have fucked dumped me and I just want to get laid before I die.
Nigga, you're 20.
Barring stupidity or colossal ill fortune you're not going to die for quite a while.
Getting laid is not a big deal and there is nothing wrong with being a virgin. Any of the stigma aspects of virginity (social incompetence, low self-esteem. etc.) will not vanish magically if you fuck a hooker. You're still going to be the same awkward faggot you were before.
Don't fuck a hooker, it's disgusting and degrading to your dignity as a man. Be patient, you'll find a new girlfriend to fuck .
>>70207120
don't listen to this man. whoring is a great hobby. it was my favorite pastime in my mid-twenties. after several hundred, I was never arrested or std once! beat up a couple times, robbed a couple times. but it was worth it.
>>70207120
It'll take a long time for me to get another girlfriend, I think. I'd rather not do this hooker shit but there isn't really much hope, only place to meet girls is my CC and I don't have a fb. Other thing is, this girl really fucked with me. Said she was a virgin, loved me so much, then turned into a drunk skank saying "I didn't even fuck you like my other ex" which she claimed to be a long distance thing? She's a spiteful whore so is prob lying but whatever. I'm not trying to get hurt
>>70204143
>posting images of this catfishing cunt
kill yourself, faggot
>>70204143
Legalize them. Make it a license system where to get a hooker license you have to get tested for AIDS/whatever. Obligatory renewal every half a year (or whatever STD experts say is an agreeable time period). Fine tune the system with license fees - for example impose tariffs on imported hookers or reverse it and favor foreign whores. Make license database publicly available so that anyone can look you up and see if you're a hoe (they can even now anyway). It would be great to tax every single act, but it's hard to enforce and disincentivizes both the man and the whore. Fees from licensing whores would be a nice middle-ground solution.
inb4 muh dignity stop objectifying women institutionalized sexism aboo boo
Stop being hos then. Also the system works for male/animal whores too.
>>70205995
Nah, just an autist
Am I right to assume the natural looking escorts/hookers are the ones that are most expensive? Like no surgery work done, could literally just be a hot college girl that decided to make some extra money.
AIDS
>>70205650
>and remember that the internet eats your loosh. If you really want to get better at life, turn off your computer and go learn how to build a fire.
True words
>>70204143
Hookers are fine, you should pick one online, literally even in Hungary there are hundreds to chose from, in London there are thousands online just in that city, so there is a high probabily you can find many near you. You can most likely get a great one under 200 dollars an hour. You call them, arrange meeting time (ask in phone if you have any special request), go there, you pay, you shower (in better places), you fuck, you leave, pick new hooker, repeat, as long as you have money, that should cure your depression, and give you some confidence.
>>70204674
If you feel love then thats proof that it is real and there must be other people who feel it too.
>>70208143
>>70204143
How to get a hooker without getting busted
>go online
>find pictures of hookers
>find one you like
>get a camera (tripod optional)
>call hooker
>''hey i saw your picture online, i am shooting a movie and was wondering if you would like to be a part of it''
>girl may say yes or no, if no, find another girl
>finally a girl will say yes
>before she comes over, write a script
>it doesn't matter how shitty it is, make something up so if its the cops then you can say you wanted to make this porn movie
>if girl gets there and wants more money to be in porn just tell her fuck it, no videocamera, and fuck her, if they let her in your house then shes prob not the cops
>lock your door
>>70205444
>>70208408
how not to get busted
>>70208408
She'll be expecting 10x her normal rate for this. Great idea.
>>70204143
If I were in your shoes I'd go for it, I'd do some research though so you don't get diseased and/or robbed. The asian massage parlors where I live are where dudes go. I hear you just go and give them extra money and flop out your wing-ding.
Just save some money and go to Pattaya Beach OP. In the end it will cost you far less, considering the arrest records, loss of your job, and inability to find employment after your arrest in America if you try this here.
>>70204143
I refuse to perpetuate the "I have a vagina, give me money" meme so I'd never pay a woman for sex.
Just get on some form of online dating, write "I'm a virgin and have xy and would like to experience love and sex before I die" and you'll get a pity fuck with someone sweet which will be miles better than a heartless whore who despises you and wants to get it over with.
>>70208981
>Just get on some form of online dating, write "I'm a virgin and have xy and would like to experience love and sex before I die" and you'll get a pity fuck with someone sweet which will be miles better than a heartless whore who despises you and wants to get it over with.
No way that this works.
Remember when we used to just call Aspies by their real names: assholes and dorks?
Now we have a syndrome. A category. Even perhaps a medication soon. Yay psychology.
>>70209143
It actually does though. The majority of women uses sex only for validation and to feel better about themselves. Usually by confirming their worth through fucking someone with status, but they're just as happy to get that feeling from fucking someone they "shouldn't" but graciously do.
I know that sounds quite fedora but it's how it is.
How has no one said degenerate yet? Was going to congratulate but kind of offput
>>70209663
>y psychology.
>>>
Mate degenerates lose their virginity long before 20
>>70204143
Degenerate to use and degenerate to be.
>>70204253
>You'll gain confidence.
Virgin indeed, having sex doesn't turn you into Chad. It does jackshit but empty your balls on real person rather than in a sock.
>>70204143
Currently dating an escort. She's really nice and ridiculously hot. I guess it is kind of cuckish but I kind of just don't care for some reason, plus I'm allowed to sleep with other girls if I want. I guess I dunno, I think to myself there are big name people in our city who are regular clients, I'm talking household name athletes. Those guys are paying for it, and I get it for free plus she cooks dinner? Damn son, sounds like they're the cucks.
>>70208981
>Just get on some form of online dating, write "I'm a virgin and have xy and would like to experience love and sex before I die" and you'll get a pity fuck with someone sweet which will be miles better than a heartless whore who despises you and wants to get it over with.
I'm going to do this, might look into a hooker sitll. Is there any way to know if you're being catfished though?
>>70210348
>dating an escort
i hope you don't buy her anything/give her any money/are using a rubber
>>70210946
I'm unemployed/I'm unemployed/I'm not
>>70210348
>athletes have to pay for hookers
fuck this gay earth
>>70210348
She just has a job. Noone is getting cucked.
