I'm from crimea. Russia is shit, ukraine too. Can i be a refugee?
no, only radical muslims can be
>>70200369
>Grow a beard
>Change your name to Ahmed
>Swim to Germany/Sweden
>??????
>Пpoфит!
>>70200586
>>70200482
Which one of you is the hot Ukrainian chick?
>>70200369
>>70200619
no one, we just sitting in Donetsk, enjoying our white supremacy.
>>70200619
>hot
>>70200369
Go to the Canadian embassy and pretend to be a homosexual.
We will take you as a refugee if you say you are facing discrimination in Russia for being gay.
>>70200619
I think i'm almost hot ukrainian boy. But if you was a beautiful woman, i could lick your pussy all day.
>>70200369
>Can i be a refugee?
fuck off. Only brown islamists can be refugees
#whitesnotwelcome
>>70200722
If you wouldn't crush that like a tin can in a ten ton press, you're a fucking faggot. For real.
>>70200369
Sell your sister as a bride to me and then I can get you a green card from family relations.
>>70200369
Go to Germany and tell them you are an Ukrainian Muslim who is oppressed by Ukrainians.
>>70200879
>Ukrainian
>Muslim
ohh jeez, its not a germany
>>70200369
Yes. You are always welcome to Lithuania.
Make Grand Duchy Great Again!
>>70200369
Poland takes Ukrainians desu senpai.
Hope you wanted to trade one slavic shithole for another.
>>70201013
>go to poland
>die in Donetsk war with Russia
many choose second, coz poland suck so much
>>70200369
No. Boohoo, Crimea river.
>>70200369
crimea are muslim ? viva vladimir !!
Come to Canada. Try to get into a small town (avoid all cities) Already some Ukrainian people here from the time that whole shit started. Mostly old women for some reason, so no idea if you'd be accepted.
Been seeing lots of old women with Slavic/eastern European accents lately, and this is a really small town. In a really small town that shit is very noticeable since you pretty much already know everyone. You see these people and just wonder "who the fuck is this?"
>>70200849
>>70201013
Is this real? Living on a annexed territory is a good basis to ask for asylum in your countries?
>>70200369
America has gay marriage now
Just marry some faggot for a green card
Fuck off faggot.
Either try to fix your country or fucking kill yourself.
Just because you cannot get Mcdonalds and super markets it does not mean your country is shitty.
>>70200369
We can get gay married. But you have to watch me play video games and smoke pot.
>>70202395
>tfw I know several people with that lifestyle
I don't want to know the feel of settling down
>>70200369
waifu
>>70200767
I'll invade your crimea.
your anus. I mean your anus.
t. drunk southern shitposting.
HOLY SHIT
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ?!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
http://www.w2eu.info/about.en.html
>>70200369
As much as I know she is a mudskin slut, I love that nice piece of meat she is.
Mother nature is one hell of a constructor.
>>70200369
too white.
>>70200369
wait so Crimea still has Ukrainian IP's?