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ITT: politicians you could probably take in a fight
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ITT: politicians you could probably take in a fight
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what type of fight?

No weapons I could probably take any politician

I'm 6'5" 240 lbs fit

If weapons are involved I would probably be fucked because I have no experience
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>>70196545
Obongo aka Obimbo

i'm not a great fighter but i'd still destroy that pathetic nig

i mean black genes and all and that is what he can do holy fuck
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>>70196545
Der fuhrer would beat your skinny DYEL ass senseless. You're fucking auschwitz mode compared to him.
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>>70196934
>i mean black genes and all
good goy. blacks have better genes than you
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>>70197125
niggers win every marathon you retard
but in case you haven't noticed, in this world success does not depend on muscle mass
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I will just tell him I'm a minority, then when he is confused I put him into a Uraguayan armscrew
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>>70197188
Pic related
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>>70197175
didn't know you were talking about a race
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>>70196925
Depends what kind of weapon. You're taller therefore you have more reach. If both Hitler and you had a machete you would be able to strike him before he can get close enough to strike you.
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>>70197175
>niggers muscle mass

Yeah, that's why they dominate all the weight lifting competitions.
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>>70197073
Bitch please, I'm 6'2 x 230 lbs.
Hitler was 5'8 x 160 lbs.
>inb4 overweight neckbeard
I'm buff as fuck, familia.
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>>70197213
>heard you were talking shit about Canada
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>>70197380
Don't forget that the dude has military training Mr. Spaghetti.
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>>70197380
>falling for soviet propoganda.

Goering, Hitler's loyal friend and assisstant, writes the following in his memoirs:

"Adolf liked to dictate for his masterpiece, Mein Kampf, while bench pressing. He would lift up to 400 lbs. while simultaneously discussing Aryan Theory and the Subjugation of the Slavs. It was really amazing. Adolf is the only man I know who has the strength of character to do something as demanding as that."
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>>70196545
Hitler faught in the trenches and managed to keep all his limbs and not get Shell Shock
He would evicerate you
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>>70197528
Lmao.
4 years of trenches don't make you physically stronger. He simply cannot compete.
My triceps are probably the size of his arms.
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>>70198038
He'd beat you so badly that it'd be like WWI all over again. Hell I bet he beat your great grandfather.
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>>70196545
Hitler was on amphetamines constantly, could you handle a man immune to pain or fear? I think not
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>>70198446
He may not feel the pain but his body would feel the damage.
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So if you could have taken Hitler on in a fight, why did your grandparents let him run your shithole.
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>>70198763
He had soldiers, tanks, planes and shieeeet.
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>>70198925
If you're so strong how come you don't have any of those things? I bet you can't even bench 315.
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>>70198972
Not enough cash. Spent everything on my gym membership.
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>>70199100
But anon, you could have just bullied hitler for his Reich money
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>>70199428
but he had >>70198925
Catch 22, anon.
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>>70199687
Just get him when he's using the toilet or something, threaten to break his nose if he doesn't hand over the Reich.
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>>70199835
I watched a documentary about Hitler's bodyguards and they guarded him all the time.
I don't wanna get MP-40'd.
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>>70197464
>talk shit about Canadians
>I don't care!
>talk shit about Muslims
>it's beat down! time!
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>>70196925
6'3 220 here bro
nice to see a fellow man in the thread
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